Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
I know I’ve never received my paycheck from Feminism. I have yet to call headquarters to see if I’ve worked hard enough for a promotion, but I doubt they’d listen to a lowly man like me. *sigh*
mral, i know i shouldn’t be feeding you, but as a dude who is about to ‘enter the field’ of feminism i can assure you that you’re talking out of your ass and that i’ve never felt discriminated against.
sure, my personal viewpoint doesn’t count for much, because I know fuck all about oppression, but my professional viewpoint counts for a lot more. and i actually kind of love being surrounded by people who have had such different experiences.
also, i believe in making the world better for everyone, instead of just me, which definitely helps.
The great thing is that even if it hadn’t been MRAL, it still would be a good riddance from what he said.
Men are an oppressed minority amongst feminists!
If individual men want to attempt to challenge themselves and reap the benefits in a difficult situation, that’s something they choose.
Thought you were leaving? Stop bouncing and flounce.
I thought you were leaving.
He never leaves.
What does that last one mean anyway? Is feminism some sort of RPG, and male feminists are playing a challenge character to relieve boredom?
Or is it, as I suspect, that people who are taller than slightly-shorter-than-average and without physical deformities have the luxury of putting handicaps on themselves in attracting mates, and that’s their call?
Didn’t stick to the flounce? XD
Anyway if by “reap the benefits” you mean try to make the world more equal then yes but I don’t think thats what you meant. I don’t know what personal benefits men would gain from feminism but I am assuming you are talking about getting laid or something. (which isn’t why men join feminism but whatever no point in trying to convince a troll otherwise)
Plus its not difficult at all several men have already stated that its not hard to get into feminism. Feminist don’t hate men you idiot.
He is the tiny pebble in the shoe of feminist blogs. Insignificant and incapable of doing any real damage, but a constant irritant that you can never get rid of.
But he’s incredibly proud of himself and keeps getting back into the shoe whenever he’s forcibly removed, so I guess that makes him a sentient pebble.
@Jumbofish:
I know I found it quite difficult to join Feminism. First I had to pretend I was a girl so that feminists would automatically trust me. Then I had to prove myself a valuable contributor. Finally, in a big reveal, I outed myself as male! The trust that I had built up was just barely enough to overcome the feminist’s innate hatred of all things man, and I was reluctantly accepted into their ranks.
Don’t all male feminists go through this?
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They don’t?
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They… never do? Oh… I see. Huh.
I was going to start believing women were fully human, but I looked at the costs and benefits and decided it just wasn’t a good investment.
I pretended that I believed women were people for a while, but this did not result in any of them automatically giving me sex. From this I have concluded that women are lying bitches and feminism is evil.
Chivalry? Chivalric attitudes towards women may have been an advance over previous misogyny (though I couldn’t say for sure, personally) but it is an example of sexism which feminists, male and female, oppose.
See also: stuff no one would say if they knew the shit about which they were expounding.
Also, I found feminism remarkably easy to get into. The machines knock you unconscious so they can replace your testicles with Femme Relays without any struggle, and after a few months the pain is actually bearable! Some days I only want to smash the Earth a little bit, even!
But not often.
When I got into the field of feminism I had to endure all this taunting from the women because all feminists hate men. Despite that I held tight and slowly raised my rank! At first I almost gave up on believing women are equal to men but then I was overcome by the benefits of getting laid.
Yup that looks like feminism to me!
Troll.
WHO IS MRAL?! I have no idea why everyone is so convinced that I am this dude.
I wonder why a troll who clearly came here to troll would be so offended we keep calling him mral. Dude you suck at lying. xD
I don’t know who this MRAL is, but he sounds like a really awesome smart dude. And I have a high IQ.
…Anyway it’s all your fault for not forgiving me and taking me under your wing and telling me I’m a very special little boy who works so hard when he has it so tough. So really you’re just trolling yourselves.
If you want to convince us you’re not MRAL, try actually leaving when you say your going to leave.
The fact that you storm off and then come back whining minutes later is not helping your I’m-so-upset-you-called-me-MRAL-although-I-totally-for-realz-have-no-idea-who-that-is-at-all case here.
I don’t care if he’s MRAL or not, I just want a “banned for being dull and predictable” button.
God damn. Whatever.
I’m with Cassandra. There are 9 out 10 chance that you are MRAL, but if you’re not you’re no more welcomed. You have nothing to bring us, not a laugh nor anything close to an intelligent or original thought.
Get out.
Ok well now that we are that stag why don’t you spare yourself the embarrassment of having David ban you again and just leave.
Pots damn, Kyrie!! That was practically an exorcism!