Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
Yeah, the odds of that being MRAL have just gone from “high” to “pretty much a surety.”
He just can’t help himself guys! He has to keep harassing us and its out fault because we keep mentioning his name! We need to just keep forgiving him guys and one day he might just stop!
Also for feminism, I was saying that it boggles that men would enter in a field that they are discriminated against explicitly. I think very few do, so it makes sense.
Yeah no, as a male feminist MRAL I actually don’t feel discriminated against at all. Try again.
And he thinks he’s so clever when he pulls this shit. Stupid kid – at this rate you’ll be lucky if you just end up like slavey or meller.
And where are feminists explicitly discriminating against men?
It boggles my mind you keep saying boggles
What the fuck is with this? I’ll just leave *backs away slowly*
ditto this
What were you expecting a banquet mral?
Don’t let the door hit you . . . and for the love of everything holy, don’t come back this time, asshole.
“Male feminists are just doing it as a cheap trick to get laid by female feminists” and “male feminists have it worst of all, the female feminists hate them” dudes should really get together and work out their theory.
I mean most trolls come here expecting pretty much this. You aren’t doing a good job of hiding who you are mral. XD
MonkeyMRA brought up the strawfeminist “Femtheist” in the last comment clump. The “eutopia” video has been the topic of two threads so far on Reddit, it’s proving to be a reliable way of separating the MRAs with a shred of critical thinking skills from the truly brainwashed.
THEY WANT TO BELIEVE (that there’s a feminist out there as twisted as they are).
Even John the Lunkhead knows it’s a troll, so you’re in bad company.
Jumbofish, I think he was expecting a fatted calf.
I love the idea that male feminists are entering a field, like they were deciding to go to law school or apply for a job as a waiter or something.
What the fuck is with this? I’ll just leave *backs away slowly*
Weak. 3/10, and you lose them all if you come back.
That pretty much sums up how society’s idea of feminism came to be.
Can you actually find an offensive thing a living feminist said, let alone find an offensive thing a living feminist said EVERY DAY? I thought Jessica Valenti was this horrible, horrible person. Surely there is some material in there.
Funny how you have to keep reaching for the 70s to show how evil feminists are while we can find a new wicked doctrine from the manosphere every day. Of course I’m not the first person to have exhaustingly made this point.
Okay, that song was awful, and I’m blaring Versailles Philharmonic Quintet right now to wash out my ears, but I have to admit, I did kind of like his guitar playing, in its cheesy, M. Ward-wannabe fingerpicking — which isn’t to say M. Ward is cheesy, he’s one of the best guitarists in pop music today (in this drummer’s opinion).
And how ironic a singer who chronicles his hatred of women should have such an androgynous voice.
I also loved how many things he cited that are supposedly men-only professions which have women in them. For instance, my cousin’s first girlfriend was on a bridge building crew, and my mother built houses as well as my dad.
Also, women die at sea. Upon the centenary (is that correct?) celebration of the Titanic sinking, think about the scores of women who weren’t in lifeboats. Think all of those third class women and children were on them? Probably not.
Male feminists are very poorly paid by Feminism, and practically never promoted within the organization.
I’d much rather listen to m. ward 🙂
I know xD
I am just picturing it for other things now:
entering the field of socialism!
entering the field of christianity!
entering the field of men’s rights activism!
I want to listen to this!
Better tell the mras.
Oh wait they don’t think male feminists are “real men” so never mind.
Feminism! It has “Fem” in it! Therefore it must be anti-men! Now if only there was some movement that wasn’t so hateful…
Menism? Now there’s a movement that’d stand for the equality of all.