Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
He did vanish suddenly when the M__L word was mentioned…
Rutee, that’s stupid.
It seems like a lot of MRAs are working with this Telephone idea of feminism. Like, an MRA read a feminist site once and he got mad, so he told another MRA, who told another one…
And at this point everyone’s about twelve steps away from having actually seen feminist writing in the wild, but they’ve heard it’s evil so much they don’t feel the need to actually read any.
Such an incisive rebuttal. A true gift to the scientific/sociological community
Rutee, that’s stupid.
That was a cunning refutation of the evidence gathered.
Yeah, Kirby, I have to hand it to you, I did not initially believe you.
Saying “Men can’t be the boss of feminism” isn’t more stupid or more humiliating than saying “white people can’t be the boss of the fight against racism”.
RE the commetnts about the NOW site, “if you describe bad things that exist then you are creating those bad things” is one of my favorite stupid trollisms.
I think it’s telling that for all MRAs gnash their teeth at feminism and at Manboobz, they haven’t set up any kind of Womanboobz site, because despite the sterling opportunity it would provide for hating women, it’s actually really hard to find an even loosely offensive feminist quote every day.
MRAL, you are stupid.
How exactly are male feminists “limited based on gender?” Sure, I don’t get to tell women what sexism is like, and I don’t get my opinion automagically believed, and I certainly don’t get to claim that I suffer sexism the way women do, and I’m expected to listen and learn rather than preach… But, those are kinda assholish things to do anyway.
Certainly in nearly every situation I’m able to participate in discussions in the same way that my non-male counterparts do.
Ohhhh, I get it. No, MRAL, the Oppression Olympics still doesn’t automatically make your point invalid.
A Womanboobz site would be easy. Exhibit A: Valerie Solanas.
MRALGFV doesn’t want to be in any group unless he’s in charge of it.
Also, who is MRAL? I’m not whoever that is.
@Rutee:
I believe it’s time for another change in avatars. I’m thinking… Psychic Kirby! To the GIMP!
@jumbofish
Nuh-uh! He’s got a high IQ!
Exhibit B: Site under construction
So they all say…. XDXDXD
Solanas is dead, dear. Can you at least come up with someone who’s alive?
Don’t you have homework?
Good grief, MRAL, will you get a fucking life already? Go be a whiny little shit somewhere else.
And now, Exhibit B: Valerie Solanas.
Yeah, her blog churns out some pretty offensive stuff every day, doesn’t it?
Rutee, he has lifeguard homework. And factory worker with a limp in California or wherever it was homework.
Yeah, I was just talking to Valerie Solanas the other day, and she said…. Oh no wait, she’s been dead for nearly a QUARTER OF A CENTURY. Try again.
And he’s sorry he trolled us again and he’s scared himself and he won’t be coming here anymore and he just wants to move on. WHY WON’T WE LET HIM MOVE ON?!!!