Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
Yeah, MRAs are all about the hatred of women.
Slumberwall should make a contest out of how long someone can listen to his song. I made it to 1 minute 47 seconds, but I can’t take any more.
David couldn’t make it past the one minute mark, but I almost made it to 2 minutes. So far, I’m winning.
Because women NEVER die at work, at sea or in wars I guess women just naturally radiate an invisible force field. Those workplace disasters, icebergs and bombs are reserved for men only!
And what do you bet none of these morons has ever built a bridge, road or house in their lives?
Haunting….
I listened to the WHOLE THING, and I learned So. Much.Apparently, women really suck! Especially the ones Slumberwall is related to!
It’s like that discussion on the Titanic thread about how long you can submerge your hands in ice water. Yeah, I’d rather do that than listen to Slumberwall.
Hey, maybe kirbywarp, Tulgey or Dracula can set their poetry to music! That’d be cool. 🙂
Oh, and dudes? While you were doing the (majority of) the construction work, we were doing the (majority of) the healthcare and childcare work.
Have fun running a society without that.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
I made it to almost 4 minutes — any more and I’d come out the other side like the kid in Stephen King’s The Jaunt: Hair white with shock, clawing out my own eyes.
“I never heard my grandpaw speak/a simple man, mild and meek/he went to work, he went to sleep”
Good lord, I haven’t heard lyrics that lazy since the last time I saw Boogie Nights.
“You never walk, you never run, you are a winner!”
What?!? I thought we were lying on our chaise longues, eating bonbons and reading romance novels.
When I opened this tab I thought David had made up that they called a song “The Hatred of Women.” Freudian slip much?
Actually. I need ten hours of pikachu to cleanse my brain of angry. Just signed a petition to fight the conservatives from bringing up abortion rights in Canada again. I knew it was coming when the idiot MP in town wanted to wonder about it in front of parliment.
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/oppose-motion-312-rejetez-motion-312/sign.html#se
If you’re canuck and want to see an end to this bullshit…sign.
Here is the comment I left. It’s probably going to be completely downvoted. Oh well…
“And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me”
Well at least you openly admit they hate women now. Still not a hate group guys?
“We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard”
Hasn’t this myth been debunked a thousand times already? God, you guys are as dense as creationists.
“3 feminists troll dislike it”
Because false-flagging feminist videos and harassing feminist YouTubers is not trolling at all.
*Well at least you openly admit you hate women now.
They’ll probably take full advantage of my grammatical error. Because we know these guys. They will use the smallest excuse to lash out against you.
Hell, they’ll make one up if they can’t find anything!
Now that I’ve actually listened to their first classic song…
Really? “It’s time to fuck your shit up” and “Going my own way” in the same line of thought? Those two are actually rather opposite in meaning and intent. “I won’t marry you, ha! That’ll stick it to you.” Anyway…
This new one was actually audibly painful to listen to… as a human being and a musician. You can sound pretentious and artistic without groaning and whining into the microphone, dude. -_-
As for the lyrics, presumeably the singer hasn’t built any bridges or houses or roads, doesn’t pay for others, hasn’t died at sea or at war… So if women do in fact hate men like him, they don’t hate the people who actually do shit. Then there’s this:
Oh man, this song might actually have a touching side to it! There’s no possible way this line could be ruined.
Oookayyy… MRA stuff, that’s fine. Still rather heartfelt.
… God dammit… What is this I don’t even. Rhyming “stand” and “understand?!?” “ran & ran?” Ran from what? What doesn’t he understand?
*siighh* I see. He doesn’t understand that women hate men. Gahhh…
Vader: “You don’t know about your father.”
Luke: “My father’s dead!”
Vader: “No, Luke. I am your father!”
Luke: *silence*
Vader: “And your mother hates you and hates all men! All women hate men!”
Luke: “No… That isn’t true… That’s impossible!!!”
Vader: “Search within yourself. You know it to be true!”
Luke: “NOOOOOOOO!”
Gee, hate women and live alone. I wonder if it’s ever occured to them that these two states are related. Maybe if they weren’t such angry little entitled gits, they might find someone who likes them and wants to try living with them.
Guess what, MRAs. When you’re hostile toward women, they usually don’t want to spend time with you. Why should we hang around with someone who doesn’t like us for reasons we have no control over?
Shit, childbirth alone has been a mega-killer of women for thousands of years. I recall one stat in my college American history class that during the mid-19th century, the death rate for women in the American south was 1 in 2. That’s right — if you got pregnant in the South in the mid-19th century, you had a 50% shot at DYING. Childbirth isn’t for weaklings.
Oh, long posts… So easy to ninja. 😐
I had to stop listening at the 45 second mark, but then I started it up again and pushed through to the end. So, maybe I’m winning?
@cloudiah:
You don’t even know how tempted I am to try to rewrite the song for them. XD Not even snark it, just try to fix lyrics up. I feel like it would be a hollow victory even if I were successful though… 😛
Slumberwall? They definitely got the “slumber” part right.
Kirby:
That’s from the Motley Crue School of Songwriting. I can’t remember the song name, but they rhymed “ass” with “ass.” True poets.
Ass
Grass
Crass
Class
Ass
Sincerely yours,
Donsie Lass
Thank you, thank you. Autographs are available from the merch table, folks.
Donsie, just now you have displayed more artistic talent than Paul Elam’s cadre of morons ever could.
Can’t MRAs do, or create, or like something that isn’t completely shitty? I’m actually just feeling sad for them now. Like, so you wanna go your own way and hate women and all. That’s cool. But, like … go to your bachelor hate-fueled hellpad and listen to some good music or something. Read a decent book. Write something that isn’t an absolutely fucking assault on the English language. Why you gotta hate women and art? Does having crappy taste lead to MRAism, or does MRAism destroy one’s ability to enjoy nice things?
It’s just so fucking depressing.