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Men’s Rights Redditors find “ebonics” hilarious

The regulars over on the Men’s Rights Subreddit are currently getting amused and/or outraged by the existence of a book titled “Girl, Get That Child Support,” a guide to help single mothers track down deadbeat dads and get the child support they are owed. A few of them were apparently so overstimulated by the book’s title, and a reference to “Baby Mamas” in the subtitle, that this little conversation ensued:

 

Note the upvotes and the (scarcity of) downvotes. And the complete lack of anyone saying “hey, you’re being racist assholes.”

The Men’s Rights Movement, the “most significant civil rights movement of the 3rd millennium.”

 

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ithiliana
12 years ago

I have some training in sociolinguistics, so yes: AAVE and AAE (older term: Black Vernacular English) are linguistic terms for the language that (by one of the commoner definitions) has combined some West African features and Standard English features. LInguistics as a discipline tries to avoid the elitism and prescriptivism of the proponents of “proper grammar” (Language Log is a lovely blog by linguists who take on the “Strunk and White” proponents) which was based on rules written down by 18th century clergyman (or maybe 17th century, I am bad with dates) when they wanted to make “English” (used in court, church, government) look like Latin (i.e. you cannot split an infinitive in Latin, so you mustn’t in English). Their vernacular because the basis for Standard or Received British.

The fights over which grammar should be taught in schools (linguistics’ descriptive or functional grammar, vs. grammarians “good” English) have been taking place ever since. The Ebonics controversy did involve a school trying to educate (majority) white teachers that AAVE was in fact a language (or dialect!) with rules, just as their language (or dialects) were.

Linguistic joke: “A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.” The “best” form of the language (spoken or written) is that associated with the groups in power.

If you want to read up on the issues, I can recommend GENEVA SMITHERMAN (I adore her work):

https://www.msu.edu/~smither4/

http://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=9XKa_oeh_PoC&oi=fnd&pg=PP1&dq=Ebonics+controversy+Smitherman&ots=q0UEb19fU_&sig=yY6ba4XLmm4Dcott0eglYTOKBkU#v=onepage&q=Ebonics%20controversy%20Smitherman&f=false

ithiliana
12 years ago

There are other stigmatized dialects (everybody speaks a dialect; nobody ‘speaks’ Standard English in the sense of syntax, and rarely, diction); also, everybody has multiple registers (think of them as sub-languages) they can use: in 20 years of teaching, only ONE student in a first year comp class said he would write the same letter about his weekend to his grandmother, his best friend from high school, and his preacher, and he was roundly boo-ed by the rest of the class. There are professional registers; there are casual registers; there are in-group registers.

There’s also code switching: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code-switching

Some of the most stigmatized accents (accent is only ONE part of a dialect) in the US besides AAVE are: working class Queens (think Fran Dreischer’s THE NANNY), and what is mistakenly called “Southern redneck” (meaning dialects associated with working class whites–the mistake is because there are multiple Southern dialects, and not all are “white” either).

ithiliana
12 years ago

What many people in the US don’t realize is that “American English” is only one of multiple World Englishes (due to imperial/colonialist past), and that the World Englishes (25 of them?) all have different grammar rules (in the prescriptivist sense–i.e. in standard British writing rules, the comma splice is not an error). (They also don’t realize that many Brits look down at American English!) Here’s an article on American Southern English:

http://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=zvFtOr5_BZAC&oi=fnd&pg=PA255&dq=AAVE+and+Southern+dialects&ots=TFD-bswpba&sig=lKpXx7rYN_EUGBuyRpqFuH7orG4#v=onepage&q=AAVE%20and%20Southern%20dialects&f=false

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

@Quackers

That’s the first thing I thought of too. What about heavy southern accents? how is that any different? although I think the whole “ha ha dumb redneck” is classicist.

Any non-prestige dialect is going to probably count against you in a job interview, unfortunately. That’s why a lot of AAE speakers are bi-dialectical; they speak AAE at home and the local prestige dialect at work. However, AAE has specific racist associations with it, stuff about Black people being unable to learn and “articulate” black people being the only worthy ones, gross stuff like that. But yeah, it definitely doesn’t help. If you’re a Southern speaker in the heart of the South, though, your dialect is the prestige one for the area.

@Ithiliana

Linguistic joke: “A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.”

Hee hee, that’s my signature in the forums.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Ithiliana is both faster and better-informed than me! :-$

ithiliana
12 years ago

I can also recommend as a reference work if you can get to it THE DICTIONARY OF AMERICAN REGIONAL ENGLISH (five volumes) which is a dictionary (basically) of how people speak in different regions of the country–there’s such a blend of languages here all of which affected regional English accents and diction, that it’s ludicrous for any native American speaker to pride themselves on the “purity” of their language.

“Purity” in regard to language issues is as big a warning sign as “purity” in regard to sexual issues!

*takes off sociolinguistics hat and sneaks away*

ithiliana
12 years ago

@Viscaria: High fives ya!

There are multiple stories by African Americans who “talk white” (a very racist usage, but common), that is, who can speak in a standard register calling for apartments or jobs and being told to come on over, then when they are SEEN, suddenly the apartment or job has already been taken.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Oh, and I said “If you’re a Southern speaker in the heart of the South, though, your dialect is the prestige one for the area,” but that’s a simplification, really. There’s still an overarching North American prestige dialect, but it doesn’t affect you in the same way in a regional area.

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

Yep, don’t speak red neck during an interview either. You will not be perceived as intelligent.

I don’t take my tips on that from people who argue like abject morons. Kudos on a week-ish flounce though.

Seriously though, does this look like a job training seminar? No? What about the original reddit thread? Oh, sitll no? It’s idiots being racist asshats while also being misogynists and yous till have to try to defend the form of idiocy because… you had to double down on racism?

Lady Zombie
Lady Zombie
12 years ago

Because sounding white, and midwestern, is the privileged dialect in the US…

Hehehehehe! Midwesterner here. I don’t think the Midwestern drawl-twang combo is considered the most privileged of all the American dialects. In fact, when my research group went to Psychology conferences, I used to tell my professor that I didn’t want to speak because I was mortified at the thought of “sounding like a hick.” I even went out of my way to sound non-regional so people couldn’t place where I was from.

Funny story (at least to me). Growing up, we had a family friend who would drop her G’s and add an R to wash.

“Are you goin’ to the weddin’?”
“I’m runnin’ some errands.”
“I got to get home. I’ve got to warsh my laundry.”

When I became aware of my reginonal speech quirks, it started to really get under my skin. One day, when an aquaintance pronounced wash as warsh, I said, “Spell wash.” They, of course, spelled it correctly. I asked them where is the R was in wash. At first they were baffled, then they understood what I was driving at. I just got rolled eyes and more twanging.

Anyway. I guess the privilege comes in that no matter what dialect is in question, as long as it “sounds white” it’s acceptable.

Lady Zombie
Lady Zombie
12 years ago

I should follow up and say that I was also being shitty about “hicks” back then. Which was classist. I still cringe though when I hear warsh. THERE’S NO R IN WASH DAMMIT!

;)~

Stephanie
Stephanie
12 years ago

“The Men’s Rights Movement, the ‘most significant civil rights movement of the 3rd millennium.'”

I just lost it there.

Sharculese
12 years ago

Yep, don’t speak red neck during an interview either. You will not be perceived as intelligent.

yeah, as someone who goes to law school in the south, i can’t stress enough how this is horseshit

pecunium
pecunium
12 years ago

The “don’t split an infinitive”, and “dont’t end a sentence with a preposition” were actually being promulgated by an American.

I suppose I should have been more specific in what part of the mid-west is the preferred dialect. It’s the Norteastern Ohio/Western Pennsylvanian.

And it’s for the same reason that RP is the “generic” British dialect. Broadcasting.

Falconer, I didn’t want to get into the way the Oakland School District was trying to get, English as a Second Language money, because I was afraid of reinforcing the underlying racism of “ebonics”, with the idea the teachers didn’t think it was actually English.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

@Viscaria

Thanks for clarifying for me! 🙂

random6x7
random6x7
12 years ago

Depends on what part of western Pennsylvania. Pittsburghese is definitely not Midwestern Newscaster English. I’d also have to agree that using the newscaster accent (I’ve heard that it was the US accent that everyone in the US can easily understand, which is why it became what the radio announcers and newscasters used) isn’t always the best idea in formal or professional situations. In my field, you have a hard time if you don’t learn to Good Ol’ Boy the locals, and part of that is how you speak.

Shaenon
12 years ago

Funny story (at least to me). Growing up, we had a family friend who would drop her G’s and add an R to wash.

Pittsburghese! The language of my people, yinz!

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Oh, yay, Ruby’s back and as brilliant as ever. Joy.

LBT
LBT
12 years ago

Aw man, I was hoping to wave my Linguistics Major flag, but people have already beat me to it. Because as someone who’s gotten into Fights On The Internet about ‘ain’t’ being a real word, prescriptive linguistics as a tool of dickery PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.

Also, from the South, I can tell you for a fact that there are DIFFERENT Southern accents, some of which are treated more nicely than others. There are still big-time class differences. And it annoys the hell out of me the idea that the way you talk makes you better or more educated or whatever.

Eek, I always knew it as Ebonics. If that’s verboten, I’ll switch out.

LBT
LBT
12 years ago

Also… wait there are people in the US who DON’T drop their ending Gs?

HOLY SHIT I NEVER KNEW

pecunium
pecunium
12 years ago

Cleveland is the more typical, “newscaster english”.

Shaenon, you’re from Pittsburgh? I was born there.

emmitt
emmitt
12 years ago

“It has often been stated by etymologists that the Negro has introduced no African words to the language. This is true, but it is equally true that he has made over a great part of the tongue to his liking and has his revision accepted by the ruling. No one listening to a Southern white man talk could deny this.”
-Zora Neale Hurston, “Characteristics of Negro Expression”

So even as far back as 1934 (and before, presumably) AAVE wasn’t even something that was exclusively spoken by Blacks. But everything’s worse when it comes out the mouth of a Black person, I guess. Man it would probably mess these dudes up the way I just drop highly informal Spanish in between all that AAVE when I talk.

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

Hehehehehe! Midwesterner here. I don’t think the Midwestern drawl-twang combo is considered the most privileged of all the American dialects.

It depends on the Midwestern accent. Standard American English – a.k.a. the “newscaster” accent – is very similar to what is spoken around Iowa-ish – but, of course, accents don’t conform neatly to state lines; they flow into all sorts of weird little pockets, so there’s tons of people within supposedly “standard” regions with decidedly non-“standard” accents. I live pretty much on the border between two accents myself – most people north of me speak in something approximating the “newscaster” accent, and as you go south, the accent rapidly gets further away from that until you hit the full-on Ozark twang. Which is still Midwestern, and definitely not a privileged accent outside its home region, since it’s roughly what many would call a “hillbilly accent.”

(As for me, my accent is perfect “newscaster” except for one word – “for.” Unless I consciously stop and think about it, it always comes out with a more twangy schwa sound instead of an O – “fer,” basically. I like to think it gives me character. 😉 )