Just a little heads up for any of you in the Chicago area: I’ll be speaking at Northwestern University on Monday, as part of its annual “Sex Week.”
My topic? “How to hate women and have terrible sex: Misogynistic sex myths, and how they ruin sex for everyone.” Nice Guys, Friend Zones, and the Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel will all make appearances.
The talk will be at 8 PM in Room G02 of Annenberg Hall on the Northwestern Campus in Evanston.
(Here’s a map.)
There will be free condoms and lube. (Apparently.)
For more about sex week, see the official website, or take a look at this piece in the Daily Northwestern.
Sex week is sponsored by the College Feminists; I’m talking at the invitation of Men Against Rape and Sexual Assault.
I’ll be writing the lecture over the weekend, so please feel free to offer suggestions as to which misogynistic sex myths I should talk about.
EDITED TO ADD: The Spearhead has discovered that I’m doing this talk. W. F. Price writes about it with his usual objectivity, by which I mean that his piece is filled with lies and weird projection.
Women can have their children taken away too, ya know. I guess parents just don’t exist according to NWO…
Hey NWO, I know you’re great at math and everything… But you are not all men. And the women on this site are not all women. When the women (and the men) on this site are demonstrably better at math than you, it doesn’t mean that all women are better at math than all men. It means you suck at math.
I’d believe he was raised by wild animals.
I am a man….
jumbofish: “I am a man…”
That explains a lot.
I am a man….
Exactly what a lying woman would say!
yeah?
That must be why the clitoris has more nerve endings than any other part of the human body.
Actually the fingertips have more nerve endings. If I were to blindfold you and make you touch various objects you wuld be able to identify them with your fingers but if I riubbed those objects against your clit you would not be able to.
Well, I haven’t read all the comments, but I’ll list those I have experience with.
1) If a woman smiles in a man’s direction, it totally means she wants to have sex with him.
2) Women “aren’t entirely devoid of sexual libido”, but men “crave” sex.
3) All women have the ability to deep-throat. Ignore her if she says she can’t and ask her to keep trying.
4) Women pee out of our vaginas.
5) All women want men with a gigantic penis.
6) Women will only have sex with men who are not upfront about wanting sex with them.
7) Buying a woman a drink without her asking totally entitles you to try to have sex with her.
8) When a woman says she already has a boyfriend, it’s a good idea to point that he’s not with her at that exact moment.
9) Men get to decide the acceptable datable age range of a strange woman.
10) It’s a good idea to try to have sex with a woman condomless after she’s already made it clear that she wants protection to be used.
There are probably more, but that’s all I can think of right now.
Really witty stuff, Mags. You should, like, be a writer, or something. And be published. In books.
Thanx TL. I’m sure you meant it with all sincerity
P.S. and let me add that it is the penis pushing against an area near the cervix that triggers the mature orgasm in the female which is why lesbians never have this sort of mature orgasm. Using a dildo won’t even give you this sort of orgasm because it is not just the pressure in this location that triggers it but the chemicals in semen that are absorbed within 3 seconds through the mucous membrane into the bloodstream that do the trick. Having shagged at least 300 females in my life I can attest to the fact that the female never really has this sort of orgasm until the man first comes and then she will come about 10 seconds later. Clitoral orgasms are for lesbians and little girls playing with themselves are just a reaction to irritation like getting some dust into your nose and sneezing. And btw, you can’t fake an orgasm with an experienced man because there are certain involuntary signs like the sex flush which looks like a rash on the females neck and chest and the contractions in the outer 1/3 of the vagina over which you have no control. In fact, the females comes exactly like the male with the exception of ejaculating.
Haha new troll, eh?
What is “mature orgasm”?
@jumbofish:
An orgasm that is 40 years old? I dunno…
Oh, and NEW ICON!
I give you Jaded Kirby. ^_^
http://io9.com/5876335/until-2009-the-human-clitoris-was-an-absolute-mystery?tag=clitoris
I love the part where the internal clitoris gives the vagina a big happy hug, which means that any penis inside of that vagina is going to be cruising at MAXIMUM MUTUAL PLEASURE SPEED. 🙂
Seriously, people, has anyone ever REALLY been swayed to have sex with a misogynist douche just because he says that your orgasms are inferior?
That’s the lamest pick-up line ever, if so.
“You and everything you do is inferior.”
“Oh yeah, that totally gets ME in the mood.”
(COPIOUS ROLLING OF EYES ENSUES).
Plus, something tells me that if a guy has had sex with over 300 vaginas, it’s because no one wanted to stick around long enough to have to endure it twice with him.
Quantity =/= quality
People used to talk about this “mature orgasm” shit back in the 70s and 80s (there goes the theory that MRAs are all young). Apparently the theory is that orgasms attained by clitoral stimulation are “immature”, and mature ladies only come from penetration. It sounds even dumber now than it did back then.
Awesome jaded kirby!
@CassandraSays:
Soo… we’ve got a retro-troll?
@Snowy:
Thanks. 🙂
I think it’s important to keep in mind the difference between a myth, which (in this context) is a (common) misapprehension, and cultural norms/normative assertions.
That said, here’s a few myths I can think of that I haven’t seen put in so many words yet:
1) You can tell whether someone wants to have sex by their body language even when they say they don’t want to have sex.
2) It’s natural for women not to enjoy sex.
3) From 2), women naturally find sex frightening and must be lead into it because femininity is naturally passive, so it’s okay to pressure them into sex because they will thank you later.
4) Communication about consent isn’t sexy.
5) Communication about sexual desires isn’t sexy. (Holly the Pervarch did a post about “scripts” that relates to this that is really awesome.)
6) Women just want romance and don’t care about sexual satisfaction.
7) Foreplay is something only women enjoy, and is just the obligatory work you have to do to get to intercourse.
8) Orgasms are the most important part of sex.
Probably overlap with earlier stuff but I think I said a one or two things that hadn’t been said yet.
@Blotne-I realise that you’re an inexperienced girl and likely a virgin. Nothing wrong with that and in fact my gf was a virgin at 19 when I had sex with her. I’m 55. But let me correct some of your misconceptions.
Well, I haven’t read all the comments, but I’ll list those I have experience with.
1) If a woman smiles in a man’s direction, it totally means she wants to have sex with him.
If her pupils are dilated, an involuntary sign outof your control, then she probably does want sex.
2) Women “aren’t entirely devoid of sexual libido”, but men “crave” sex.
I’d say that it is the female who is constantly thinking about sex and how she looks (how she attract men for sex)
3) All women have the ability to deep-throat. Ignore her if she says she can’t and ask her to keep trying.
Actually I had a professor at college, an older woman, who loved doing this but it sort of made me nervous.
4) Women pee out of our vaginas.
If you have an anatomical defect this can happen. But what you’re probably referring to is an transudate that can be quite copious in some females.
5) All women want men with a gigantic penis.
Many females do because a larger penis is able to stimulate a number of zones at once.
6) Women will only have sex with men who are not upfront about wanting sex with them.
That’s not true.
7) Buying a woman a drink without her asking totally entitles you to try to have sex with her.
I don’t buy females drinks.
8) When a woman says she already has a boyfriend, it’s a good idea to point that he’s not with her at that exact moment.
I don’t fuck married females or those with boyfriends. But if a female says she has a bf I take it with a grain of salt because no female will ever admit she doesn’t have one.
9) Men get to decide the acceptable datable age range of a strange woman.
Of course they do if you mean what age the man wants.
10) It’s a good idea to try to have sex with a woman condomless after she’s already made it clear that she wants protection to be used.
I’ve never used a condom. Females get pregnant and it is their responsibility to use birth control. I have never had a female get pregnant or have I caught some disease. Of course if you read Marky Mark and his “buddy” Chris from Oregon they believe that a 100% of females are all suffering from some vile venereal disease lol These guys are just plain insane and have never had sex with a female.
There are probably more, but that’s all I can think of right now.
Be happy to answer any questions for you :o)
Hmm… I’m gonna have to go around now to all my female friends and stare deeply into their eyes while we’re in a dimly-lit room. Insta-sex!
This is…. unreal
I feel like there really does need to be explicit mention of noted Middle Easterner Joe Biden in the Book, because that one was special even for NWO.