I’m giving a talk at Northwestern University on Monday. Topic: How to hate women and have terrible sex

She says that she was never swayed
That nothing could cause her to stray
She’s said it’s her cats
and I can believe that
It’s payback for gettung them spayed

I haven’t even spayed the cats yet! All I do is pet them and play with them and assemble cat trees for them and feed them special grain-free food and teach them about the mysteries of the QWERTY keyboard. That last was probably a mistake.

I can’t believe I missed Mr. and Mrs. Cosmically Bad Troll, but the fallout from their failsplosion was beautiful to behold.

And lo, the troll couple was quelled
The one called both Jane and Pell
Try as they might
to be a pox on the site
The comments merely bought mirth to Manboobzells

As fun as this is, I am sad
that Pell never came back, poor lad.
The wit on display
By us all today
Obviously has driven him mad!

Is it really so that no MRA is willing to support the Mangina Treatment Program?

http://manboobz.com/2012/04/07/im-giving-a-talk-at-northwestern-university-on-monday-topic-how-to-hate-women-and-have-terrible-sex/comment-page-8/#comment-143515

State contact info here with the amount of money tou are willing to pledge! It may be urgent!!11

I will donate talacaris haha

Good luck today David!

There was a young poof forn Tulgey
Whose neighbours all claimed was quite gay
So to prove to his mum that he didn’t crave bum
He fashioned a cunt out of clay.

Now, Tulg this is nothing but farce
You are now a grown fella
So get out of the cellar
And go cruise Curves for some arse.

But mum they all say I’m quite thick
Not to mention my very small dick
If I only knew game
I could swallow my shame
And hold up my head like a brick

Now Tulg as I said once before
You’re quite an insufferable bore
If you really want ass
The go earn some cash
Then perhaps you can pay for some whore

The more you write the more 15 settles as your true age XD

I mean “farts” “sluts with fat knees” and “dim blogger” and “fancied himself a hogger” used as insults??? That’s pretty lame dude.

NWO said:

@Viscaria
Myths, that women use sexual flirtation to get free stuff from men? Oh. OK. Yeah, like I’m a man, I know oodles of men, and guess what? Men pay.

Can we stop the bullshit denial crap. I know you’ve all seen the video of the girl milking 800 to 1200 dollars a month out of men in NYC. She and her girlfriends keep a spreadsheet so they won’t milk the same cow twice.

So ya see, when ya say women aren’t like that. It’s lip service. Go to any bar and there’ll be at least one woman there who doesn’t even have a purse, but she’s got a drink. Hell, go to a Texas steak house and there’ll be a woman at the bar with no purse and a drink.

When will you stop denying this inherent flaw in women.

Just as men have flaws that are specific to men, so do women. You have no problem pointing out mens flaws, but you’re all horrfied when a man points out your flaws. And when one of your flaws are pointed out by a man like me, the response is always, misogynist.”

Kindly, get it through your head there are members of both sexes who are arseholes. Sure, there are women who are manipulative little shits and there are men who are the same. None of this is restricted to either sex. We have no “inherent flaws” we are all flawed individuals and our flaws are individual. Stop trying to put real people into stereotypes when NONE of us fit.

I left the Church when my own congregation started saying things that were polar opposites of the things Jesus preached and the way he behaved. They’d become insensitive, grasping, started to preach “the theology of success” and started victim blaming. There was no way I could stay around and continue to try and work with them.

Jesus saved the life of the woman caught in adultery, when she would certainly have been stoned without his interfereance. He encouraged female apostles, he protected them when male apostles started pushing them around. Most rabbis didn’t accept woman apostles. He spoke kindly and respectfully to the Samaritan woman at the well, even though she’d broken every rule in the book, was Samaritan, and was female. A traditional Jewish man would have done none of this. While he probably wasn’t feminist in the way we would term it, he was much more relaxed than many people were.

OMG. I didn’t reread before I posted. Sorry. 🙁

This loony is sorely distressed,
That the newest of trolls who transgressed,
Has bolted the scene
After venting their spleen
And I MISSED IT! Goddamn I’m depressed!

You know, I’d hate to be a cynic, and all… But I’m beginning to suspect that Jane maybe doesn’t have some truly magnificent ungoogleable questions for kirbywarp that will prove the veracity of all of her and Pell’s claims, who by the way are two different individuals who just happen to have exactly the same writing style and inability to mark off quotes. But it can’t be true, can it? Surely, she would not have toyed with our emotions so!

You know what? Pell’s probably been taking her to some fancy restaurants that we peons couldn’t afford to go to, and that’s why she keeps disappearing when she’s asked to actually put forward her challenge. It’s the only thing that makes sense.