Just a little heads up for any of you in the Chicago area: I’ll be speaking at Northwestern University on Monday, as part of its annual “Sex Week.”
My topic? “How to hate women and have terrible sex: Misogynistic sex myths, and how they ruin sex for everyone.” Nice Guys, Friend Zones, and the Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel will all make appearances.
The talk will be at 8 PM in Room G02 of Annenberg Hall on the Northwestern Campus in Evanston.
(Here’s a map.)
There will be free condoms and lube. (Apparently.)
For more about sex week, see the official website, or take a look at this piece in the Daily Northwestern.
Sex week is sponsored by the College Feminists; I’m talking at the invitation of Men Against Rape and Sexual Assault.
I’ll be writing the lecture over the weekend, so please feel free to offer suggestions as to which misogynistic sex myths I should talk about.
EDITED TO ADD: The Spearhead has discovered that I’m doing this talk. W. F. Price writes about it with his usual objectivity, by which I mean that his piece is filled with lies and weird projection.
The Easter troll does exist! I knew it!
Apparently Pell misspelled couch as “mama’s basement” originally.
@Jane:
Sorry, we’ve moved on from the constipated ringdings thing already. Do be a dear and try to keep up.
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PELL-JANE SAGA!
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couch as “mama’s basement” originally
On a sofa in mama’s basement.
Logger-you left out your favourite-Beavis and Butthead haw haw haw
How do you know him?
@Jane:
Well, I suppose you got the sofa part right then. Quick, what other predictions do you have about my lifestyle! So far you’ve had about one hit and about five misses.
Are you creepy females stalking me and Pell?
kirbywog-it’s apparent that you don’t have a life just like the fat slob with the girl tits who runs this silly blog. You’re also a pussy begger but are too stupid and naive to know that females hate your gutsand like real Alpha men like my friend Pell.
Yes we are actually. Well if you consider you posting here about yourself and we not forgetting what you said as stalking then yes.
Uh oh Kirby! You’ve just been burned by the ghost of Montgomery Clift/inventor of Unix’s imaginary girlfriend!
@Jane:
*sigh* More whiffs. Literally every statement of yours is wrong. I guess you could try again, but your hit percentage is suffering pretty badly right now.
@Snowy:
I’d take more pride in that if I were actually burned. It’s like he’s playing blind-fold darts facing the wrong direction. He’s throwing so badly that one or two darts have actually flown backwards and hit the edge of the board, but that’s about it.
I don’t even know how Pell is commenting here when he was killed by the Blood of the Fold.
http://sot.wikia.com/wiki/Pell
Wait a second, he did claim to be a dead person. And he was killed because of a false accusation!
SHIT MAN IT’S ALL FULL CIRCLE NOW
Personally, I’m not stalking, I’m just writing an epic poem about your romance in blank verse.
Girls, I have a question for you. My friend Pell is right here and if you had the choice who would you prefer to go out with? Kirbynerd for a night of playing kid videogames in his mama’s basement and eating Doritos and grape soda or Pell who would pick you up in his Aston and take you for dinner at the 21 Club? I know who I would choose 🙂
To be fair, they are Cool Ranch Doritos.
Though, dammit Jane you gotta get at least something right here. I actually can’t stand drinking soda, so it’d be grape juice instead.
I’m pretty sure, since you’re the same person, you kind of have to choose to go with Pell. It would be hard to separate yourself.
… Just realized I haven’t had Doritos in forever… Man, now I’m nearly positive that Pell is 15 years old.
Tulgey-you must spend your life on the internet with all of this kid crap because I have no idea who that is. My friend Pell is from the Pell family and that’s his actual name.
-3 imagination
-5 originality
Very poor quality trolling.
No trollhouse cookies for you.
Wow, he actually came back 20 hours later in a sock.
@Kirby it is pretty tragic isn’t it? He seems to be trying so hard to offend and yet failing so pitifully.
@Jane aww no cutesy name for me yet? No flailing insults about my snack choices? I feel so left out!
@thebewilderness:
Can I have some cookies? *giant kirby stare*
Pell’s last name is pell too? His is pell from the pell family!!!
*he is