I’m giving a talk at Northwestern University on Monday. Topic: How to hate women and have terrible sex

“Women innately want men to dominate them during sex”

That, and the even more obnoxious “women want to be raped” idea promoted by people like Satoshi Kanazawa and his ilk. Somehow, they take the fact that SOME women have sexual fantasies about rape, and turn “some women” into “all women” and “have fantasies about something” into “really, actually, wants that thing to happen.”

And then people start taking that stuff as proof that “no” can mean “yes” when it’s said by a woman, and of course it’s up to the guy to decide what a particular woman’s “no” really means.

“There will be free condoms and lube. (Apparently.)”

Lube ??? You mean the feminist mangina’s can’t get the girls natural lubricant flowing in a sufficient amount and need some artifical aid ? 😀

By the way, Dave. I’m a little tired of being the moderated man.

Okay. Goodbye.

God, I wonder if you could bring the slaveman in, like by Skype or something, anyway, as some kind of curiosity and reverse role model for the kids. Prolly not, since he works 28 hours a day.

I feel like a lot of this stuff, people would just be like, Well, of course that’s not true! Who on earth would believe that? Answer: Meet the slaveman. He also holds interesting ideas about flags and contracts.

congrates David!

hmmm how about men and women can’t be friends because women are always seeking husbands and men think about sex 24/7 and don’t have types

Also normal women are mainly interested in getting married and having kids and will be absolutly miserable single…so settle down with that guy you barely tolerate ladies!

actually pretty much anti everything NWO says….dude we get it you hate women! Now do us a favor and leave womankind alone please!

Apparently Luke has never had sex in the woods or like ever.

The Book of Learnin’
Indispensable Facts About the Universe from NWO
Sexy Edition

Science

Evolution is impossible, because otherwise we’d be able to watch dogs evolve into super-dogs. Unless anyone can produce evidence of dogs with super-powers, evolution is a myth.

The theory of evolution claims that life came from rocks. It also states that evolution doesn’t occur anymore because rocks are no longer in make-life mode.

In the animal kingdom, females entice males with their spectacular plumage and elaborate mating displays.

Female animals cannot feed themselves and rely on males to support them. Even in cases where this seems untrue, the males are still tougher. For example, female lions do all the hunting in the pride, but if they come across a really tough enemy, like a hyena, they run and get the male lion to fight for them.

Mathematics

Feminists claim that one in four women is raped in college. But since college lasts for four years, you have to multiply that by four. Therefore, feminists are really saying that 100% of women are raped in college, which is obviously untrue, not to mention proof that women are bad at math.

There are only three percentages in statistics: 0%, 99%, and 100%. In statistical analysis, all numbers should be rounded to one of these three. COROLLARY: If people notice this and start suggesting that you’re just making your statistics up, it is mathematically acceptable to add some other really high numbers at random.

There are two kinds of numbers, quantative and qualative.

Any number over 100 is “billions.”

Health and Medicine

Children are lined up and injected with a dangerous chemical called flouride to make them stupid.

Mammograms cause breast cancer. Doctors advise women to get mammograms at least once a week until they develop cancer from it.

Many hospitals are open only to women and children. They’re not maternity/pediatric hospitals, just regular hospitals that refuse to treat men for no reason.

Male suicide is caused by society trying to feminize men, which makes them so depressed they kill themselves. Before modern feminism, suicide was practically non-existent.

After an abortion, the fetus is chopped into pieces and thrown into the nearest river or lake to feed the fish.

Male erections are incredibly painful. All men hate and fear the sight of sexy women.

The Affordable Care Act covers gender reassignment surgery for five-year-olds.

Education

Reading is not taught in American public schools.

Public schools offer two kinds of math: traditional arithmetic and New Math. Children are allowed to choose which one to learn.

How-to courses on homosexuality are taught in public schools. This is how people become gay.

Men are not permitted to work as teachers in the U.S.

The University of Cincinnati and all University of California schools have gotten rid of their engineering and computer science departments and replaced them with women’s studies and gender studies.

Thanks to the power of Title IX (see Law), all but two colleges in the U.S. are assembling Sex Police Forces made up of female students and faculty. There are plans to extend this program to grade schools.

Colleges require male students to dress in women’s clothing and march around campus so the female students can harass them. If they don’t do this, they are punished.

There are twice as many teachers and half as many students in U.S. schools as there were 20 years ago. These teachers spend class time walking around in their underwear to arouse elementary-school boys.

There are special schools for toddlers where they are taught about sodomy.

History

Ancient Greece, Rome, Persia, and China under the Ming Dynasty were extremely progressive, feminist societies. That’s why they collapsed.

In ancient China, elite women castrated young boys, while giggling, to turn them into their playtoys. These women lived in harems but were actually in charge.

Before modern feminism, rape was a rare occurrence and almost unheard-of.

The Americas were discovered by Queen Isabella, who ordered every man in Europe to sail westward to get exotic jewels, perfumes and silks for her. It was a stroke of luck that Columbus found land before the entire male population of Europe perished in a watery grave.

The genocide of Native Americans was perpetrated solely by women.

All beatings and murders of African-American slaves were committed by women.

Lynchings in the American South consisted of women accusing men of rape because they were man-hating feminists. In cases where the man was lynched on an accusation from another man, the lynchings were justified.

Women sank the Lusitania as part of a feminist plot to get the U.S. involved in WWI so that men could die needlessly, because women just enjoy watching men die.

In 1919, women took control of all levels of government and law enforcement. Since then, every law in the U.S. has been written and enacted by women. There have been no male politicians, judges, or police officers for over 90 years.

The Cambodian genocide: planned and executed entirely by women.

The CIA imported feminism from the Soviet Union by publishing Ms. magazine and Miss Mag and channeling funds to a woman named Gloria Steinen.

Linguistics

The word “suffrage” is derived from the verb “to suffer,” because voting is hard.

Spanish and Russian use the same alphabet. The Russians just have a funny kind of handwriting called cryillic script.

Arts and Entertainment

The Iliad is the story of how Queen Helen of Troy ordered two armies to fight over her. It is based on a true story.

The classical Greek play The Bacchae is a celebration of the roving lesbian gang that murdered the musician Orpheus. It is based on a true story.

The musical Chicago is a polemic about how men should be shot to death. It was written by a female college student in 2010.

All horror movies are about a pretty girl being stalked and assaulted by an evil man. In the end, she kills him and walks away alive.

All TV shows have the same plot as all horror movies, except that the pretty girl is assisted by an all-female investigative team, with a single man in charge. At the end of every episode, the victim sits in a one-way mirrored room, watching the chained-up man with a smug look on her face. Then one of the women from the investigative team squeezes her arm.

Journalism

The mainstream media publishes a study every day detailing a different way that women are superior to men.

Female journalists only write articles about how men are bad.

Suicides are never reported in the media unless it’s a gay man, in which case it’s treated as a national tragedy.

Fashion

Most girls and women over the age of twelve wear see-through tops and micro-miniskirts on all occasions. Although their skirts are so short their genitals hang out, they do not wear underwear.

The only exceptions to this rule are shopping malls, where girls and women typically wear bikinis.

Law

All U.S. law, from the Constitution down, has been supplanted by the extremely powerful Title IX, a law requiring that all educational, government, and private institutions be 100% female. Title IX has its own police force, which is exactly like the Nazi SS. This takeover of the government was orchestrated by Russlynn Ali, Assistant Secretary for Civil Rights in the Department of Education, who now rules the country.

The Violence Against Women Act makes it illegal for men to yell at women or hurt women’s feelings.

It’s legal in the U.S. for women to murder men. This is common knowledge.

Laws in the U.S. and Britain are made by a panel of unelected advisors, who commission an independent legal review. Once the review is published anywhere, it becomes a law.

If the names on a contract are in all caps, those people are legally corporations. If they’re in mixed case, the contract is invalid.

The United States is a communist dictatorship ruled by an emperor. If it were a free country, people wouldn’t have to pay taxes or get licenses to drive.

Requiring people to take a vision test to get a driver’s license is an atrocity on the level of the Holocaust, Pol Pot’s genocide, and the famous Communist massacre of Christians.

Each law has its own police force and legal system. For example, if you urinate in public, the Urination Police will arrest you.

The Southern Poverty Law Center is classified as a hate group.

So are women. Yes, all women.

Crime

False reporting of rape is the most serious and common crime in the U.S. The most common reasons for a woman to make up a rape accusation are cheating, revenge, excuse for missed homework, lateness, work absence, and attention-getting.

The average man is falsely accused of rape and thrown into prison without trial on a daily basis. Available statistics say otherwise because the true numbers are kept under wraps by the CIA.

Gay people are fifteen times more likely than straight people to be violent criminals. All the worst serial killers in history were gay.

California has replaced its women’s prisons with spas to reward women for committing crimes.

If there is yelling in a house, the police are legally required to arrest any men inside.

Economics

All financial crises are caused by the Federal Reserve, which is run by the Rothchild family.

All the real-estate speculators who caused the housing bubble were women.

Maternity/paternity leave is the single biggest drain on the economy. If companies got rid of parental leave, it would create enough wealth that all women would be able to quit their jobs and be full-time mothers, like they’re supposed to.

There are no poor women. Whenever a woman needs anything, she sits in the middle of the street and cries, and passerby throw food and money at her for free.

Women control 80% of the world’s wealth, thanks to all the crying.

Business

Because of Title IX (see Law), all businesses with government contracts are required to hire only women to meet gender quotas.

The only businesses owned or run by women are nonprofit organizations dedicated to hurting men.

Women go to plumbing school for three years to get jobs as construction flaggers, jobs which entail wearing hotpants and working on their tans. Also, plumbing schools for women are way more fun than plumbing schools for men.

Most men work in grueling manual labor, and it’s very rare for a man in the U.S. to be employed above a middle-management position. Nearly all high-paying jobs are held by women.

Charitable Giving

For every dollar women donate to charities to help men, men donate ten billion dollars to help women.

Women’s groups typically receive hundreds of billions of dollars a year in funding. One of the groups that receives the most money is the National Association of Women Lawyers.

Nonprofit organizations operate by photocopying fliers, posting them on walls around town, then sitting back and waiting for the money to roll in. Even though the average nonprofit doesn’t do anything else, it’s much too hard for a man to start one, because men are oppressed.

Men are not allowed into homeless shelters unless they swear allegiance to feminism.

Throughout history, billions of men have died for the sake of women, whereas no woman has ever died for the sake of a man. The only way to balance this injustice is for women to randomly punch each other in the nose.

Government

Everyone takes orders from the U.N. and the Jews.

Without government, homosexuality would not exist.

Foreign Relations

In war, women act as “cheerleaders” for both sides at once, goading otherwise peaceful men to fight. These women have no political goals or opinions; they just like watching men die.

Wars are typically started by women nagging their husbands to invade other countries to get pretty dresses.

Female protesters, no matter what the subject of the protest, are just there to goad men into killing each other. They are never injured or killed themselves.

Russia is the “deathplace capital of the world” for men because feminism was invented there (see Feminism). It is the most feminist country on earth.

All taxes in Scandinavian countries go toward women’s causes. Scandinavian grade schools have a holiday where girls are given cookies and ice cream, while boys are given stale matzo. Men in Scandinavian countries are imprisoned for farting.

Pet Ownership

Only women own cats. The main reason women own cats is so they can spend money on kitty litter that would otherwise go to men’s shelters.

Romance

Women hit men to test them as romantic partners. If a man hits back, it’s proof that he’s a worthy mate with strong genes, and the woman will immediately have sex with him.

Men enjoy being raped. Any man who says otherwise is lying.

When gay men have sex, they usually do it in front of a straight woman to provide her with free entertainment. Straight women are working to turn more men gay so they can enjoy plenty of gay sex shows.

Marriage and Family

Somewhere in the U.S. is a place called The Ghetto, where between 70% and 99% of households consist of unemployed single mothers living entirely off welfare. Everyone in The Ghetto is black. Sociologists are still struggling to determine why women in The Ghetto don’t support themselves as other women do, by sitting in the street and crying until people throw stuff at them (see Economics).

99% of feminist marriages end in divorce.

The vast majority of violent rapists come from female-led households, because the feminist indoctrination boys receive in such households makes them so angry they have to go out and rape people to let off steam.

Fatherhood is illegal in Britain and there are plans to outlaw it in the U.S.

Youth Culture

Teenage girls participate in hazing rituals wherein they go to the mall in sexy outfits, usually bikinis (see Fashion). If a man looks at them for more than six seconds, they pounce on him en masse and strip him naked.

Most children are still in diapers at the age of five.

Religion

Judaism is the most aggressively evangelical religion on earth. Less than 5% of Jews are ethnically Jewish, while the rest are recruited from the tireless Jewish recruitment efforts.

Catholics worship the Virgin Mary.

In the story of Jesus saving the adulteress from stoning, the moral is that sinners deserve to be stoned.

Pedophilia

All child molesters are either women or gay men. Men never molest girls.

Prepubescent girls desperately want to have sex with middle-aged men. They advertise this desire by wearing swimsuits to the beach.

Feminism

Feminism is a highly organized international movement created in the Soviet Union and currently funded by the United Nations.

Phyllis Schlafly has worked tirelessly throughout her life to promote feminist causes.

Predictions of the Future

Someday a straight white man will beat up a lesbian for molesting a five-year-old. Everyone in the world will sympathize with the lesbian and immediately legalize child molestation.

In 100 years, white people will have gone extinct because white women didn’t reproduce enough. Archeologists discovering the remains of Western culture will laugh at us for letting women have rights.

Grade schools will soon require children to pledge allegiance to the idea that women are morally superior to men. This future event has punctured the space-time continuum and is causing girls and women to feel superior right now.

NWO

“To show you the power of victimhood, lets take a look at what constitutes DV when the officer of the feminist court arrives at the scene of a domestic disturbance. All police are trained by feminist dogma in determining the primary aggressor.

The “victim” is determined by who acts more emotionally distraught, hysterically talks non stop and can turn on the waterworks. Now which gender has those little manipulative maneuvers down pat? Women shed tears on command when they can derive the strength of the State from their weakness. See how more powerful being a helpless victim is when it suits your needs. Yet you’ll continually deny that women do this to manipulate any given situation.”

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I think you should be moderated or banned next time you post shit like this without references. You’ve been asked time and again, and I collect info on this topic, and I WANT IT. Otherwise, David should delete your posts for spreading misinformation, and see how you like getting your privilege of speech here removed for misusing it. (That’s not a real suggestion, btw, just venting)

So WHERE did you get this info? DV varies by state and local area, yes LOCAL AREA. One end of our town had police officers that were willing to listen to the DV shelter seminars, and the other end of town would not.

So WHAT the FUCK are you talking about? Put the source, or don’t mention it again.
Or is this how Domestic Violence just “comes off” to you?

Also “Women shed tears on command.” is one of the most misogynistic bullshit things said about women. It’s simply not true, and straight up abusive.

You’re not going to find any information anywhere that says whoever is the most hysterical at a scene is the one viewed at the victim. You’re spewing hate, period. I don’t even think you should be allowed to post here if you are going to write triggering things about abuse. Not just “triggering”, but the fact that you’re claiming all women are like this and that, and “turning on the waterworks”. You are an abusive asshole. I know now to skip over your posts if I don’t want to be touched by this abuse. I’ll do that for now on, but I would seriously consider banning you for that type of gaslighting.

As you can see, Kirbywarp is a twofisted guzzler of feminist koolaid. I little hint of reality, Kirby. If a woman has had 10 other dicks in her already, she’s proven herself to be a disloyal slut.

10 dicks in her already??? So are you saying when men have sex their dicks break off and stay in woman?? I…um….biology….goodbye O_O

Princessbonbon, if if a guy tries to have sex with a girl that is not wet enough, that this means she doesn’t want it and it’s actualy RAPE !!!

As you said in your earlier comment:

“….knowing that most people can convey “no” without even saying it, you are being obtuse on purpose and worse case scenario, you are a rapist.”

Princessbonbon, if if a guy tries to have sex with a girl that is not wet enough, that this means she doesn’t want it and it’s actualy RAPE !!!

How have you managed to attain the age of being able to type and not notice that liquids dry.

Not only that but you ignore the vast amount of reasons a woman might be very interested in sex but have no ability to produce said liquids. But that I blame on your being five.

Princesbonbon, stop being a rape apologist.

Wow. Sex with you must be fun.

The more I read from him, the more I’m convinced that the human race will never know.