Just a little heads up for any of you in the Chicago area: I’ll be speaking at Northwestern University on Monday, as part of its annual “Sex Week.”
My topic? “How to hate women and have terrible sex: Misogynistic sex myths, and how they ruin sex for everyone.” Nice Guys, Friend Zones, and the Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel will all make appearances.
The talk will be at 8 PM in Room G02 of Annenberg Hall on the Northwestern Campus in Evanston.
(Here’s a map.)
There will be free condoms and lube. (Apparently.)
For more about sex week, see the official website, or take a look at this piece in the Daily Northwestern.
Sex week is sponsored by the College Feminists; I’m talking at the invitation of Men Against Rape and Sexual Assault.
I’ll be writing the lecture over the weekend, so please feel free to offer suggestions as to which misogynistic sex myths I should talk about.
EDITED TO ADD: The Spearhead has discovered that I’m doing this talk. W. F. Price writes about it with his usual objectivity, by which I mean that his piece is filled with lies and weird projection.
We could do that, I suppose, but the fact that everything else you’ve said was full of shit means we can reasonably assume you are not a dead dude who had pictures of himself from the 50s to upload, but nothing a little more recent.
Katz-yes, Uncle Monty who I knew as a boy.
That’s strange, in most countries 15 year olds can get a hold of alcohol fairly easily. From this I deduce that Pell lives in a majority Muslim country.
Rutee- I thought it was an old pic of myself, I’m not sending one that looks like me today.
Protip, Pell: Nobody actually cares what age you are or what you look like or how many sexual partners you’ve had or whether Montgomery Clift is your first cousin once removed.
But when you make it obvious that you’re a habitual liar who covers up his lies with more lies, then you’re encouraging us to never believe anything you say on any topic.
Not that we did in the first place.
@jumbofish,
I love Teddy the porcupine! I swear him say, “I like that!” before she says, “Oh, really!” lol
@Cassandra,
I now want a fox. I will one day have a menagerie of my own. It will include, in no particular order of importance, a fox, a porcupine, a kitty, a hedgehog, a pig, a wolf, a goat, a fruit bat, an otter, a squirrel, a parrot, a snake, a caiman, a bearded dragon, a raccoon, a skunk, a cougar, a mouse, a horse, a bunny, AND a tarantula.
Have some dignity and concede defeat in your quest to get women to tell you their sex lives. At least wait like 20 hours and come back with a sock puppet; this is just sad.
At this point I’d totally do the webcam thing, but my usual means of video-chatting (skype and gmail) both give away private info.
Also, he said he wanted creepy girls… So I’m afraid he’d be rather disappointed.
lol What drama did I miss?
Seems we have a new guest. Hello, Pell.
He is your mother’s brother now? aka your uncle? I thought you said he was your mother’s cousin?
Mostly adults here – not many girls.
@ Alex
If I come visit your hypothetical menagerie will you promise to put the tarantula away? Hairy spiders and I do not get along.
Sorry kiddo, no go on the webcams. They only produce immature orgasms, you know. Uncle Monty explained it all to me before he passed away.
I now want a fox. I will one day have a menagerie of my own
That’s no substitute for a real man honey.
Look kid, I told you before, no one here is going to fall for this bullshit.
The easter bunny helps those who help themselves. And, hey, whatever substance you’re on, be careful using the stove. Seriously. It’s all fun and games until the fire department shows up.
@katz,
“Alex, is this turning the thread back from freaky to hilarious?”
Yes, yes it absolutely is. I will sleep tonight. 🙂
Maya, let me explain.
No, there is too much. Let me sum up:
Pell claims to have had 300 sexual partners and to be 55 years old with a 19-year-old girlfriend. To prove his age, he uploaded a 50’s photo of Montgomery Clift and claimed it was him 30 years ago. When this was disproven, he claimed that Montgomery Clift was his uncle Monty, a claim which he is still maintaining.
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Eww…man honey. Why can’t Pell just call it santorum like everyone else.
The ghost of Montgomery Clift, who likes stalking people via year-old posts, thinks we’re all fat and that lesbians are all secretly in love with themselves, and now he wants us to Skype with him. That’s about the gist of it.
Alex, for your pig, may I suggest a kunekune?
And you know that if anyone actually did try video-chatting him, they’d be treated to a perfectly framed erection and high-pitched guffawing.
@Cassandra,
“If I come visit your hypothetical menagerie will you promise to put the tarantula away? Hairy spiders and I do not get along.”
Yes. I’m sure she won’t mind taking a nap or something for a little while. She can always come out to play after.
@khantron,
I LOL’d.
Eww…man honey. Why can’t Pell just call it santorum like everyone else.
That deserves an Internet. Of course, this thread deserves many Internets.
Nobinayamu-it’s easy to see why you’re frustrated honey.