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I’m giving a talk at Northwestern University on Monday. Topic: How to hate women and have terrible sex

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Just a little heads up for any of you in the Chicago area: I’ll be speaking at Northwestern University on Monday, as part of its annual “Sex Week.”

My topic? “How to hate women and have terrible sex: Misogynistic sex myths, and how they ruin sex for everyone.” Nice Guys, Friend Zones, and the Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel will all make appearances.

The talk will be at 8 PM in Room G02 of Annenberg Hall on the Northwestern Campus in Evanston.

(Here’s a map.)

There will be free condoms and lube. (Apparently.)

For more about sex week, see the official website, or take a look at this piece in the Daily Northwestern.

Sex week is sponsored by the College Feminists; I’m talking at the invitation of Men Against Rape and Sexual Assault.

I’ll be writing the lecture over the weekend, so please feel free to offer suggestions as to which misogynistic sex myths I should talk about.

EDITED TO ADD: The Spearhead has discovered that I’m doing this talk. W. F. Price writes about it with his usual objectivity, by which I mean that his piece is filled with lies and weird projection.

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Pell
Pell
12 years ago

Who is Kirby? I’m new here.

Shaenon
12 years ago

I am the least surprised I have been in my entire life, and I saw “The Village.”

Is it bad that I read this in Tip’s voice?

Tip would be more concerned about those tacky orange cloaks.

Pell
Pell
12 years ago

Are ther any mature females here who have mature orgasms? i get the feeling that there are just silly American girls who don’t have bf’s on here.

jumbofish
12 years ago

The bigger question is who is pell? hmm

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Pell:

If you’re talking about women who only get off on cream-pies, I think you may have to look somewhere else.

Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

But Pell, I thought no woman ever admits to not having a bf evar?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

He does sound a bit familiar, doesn’t he? By familiar I mean dull.

Pell
Pell
12 years ago

What’s the Village. I don’t watch TV or go to films and only occasionally watch a film on TUBE.

Shaenon
12 years ago

Mags, you’ve had cooler and awesomer sex than any dumb feminist. Do you have suggestions for David’s talk?

Pell
Pell
12 years ago

He does sound a bit familiar, doesn’t he? By familiar I mean dull

I guess watching your nails dry at the Korean nail joint is a lot more exciting.

cloudiah
12 years ago

Are ther any mature females here who have mature orgasms?

Please define “mature orgasms.” Thx.

jumbofish
12 years ago

What’s the Village. I don’t watch TV or go to films and only occasionally watch a film on TUBE.

porntube? that seems to be where you get your info about sex from…

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Actually I think that watching your nails dry probably would be more exciting than sex with Pell. Who’s with me on this?

Alex
12 years ago

(Stupid Gravatar: my name is Alex)

“@Blotne-I realise that you’re an inexperienced girl and likely a virgin. Nothing wrong with that and in fact my gf was a virgin at 19 when I had sex with her. I’m 55. But let me correct some of your misconceptions.”

I am twenty-four years old and have been having some form of sex for seven years. But I lol’d at that.

“If her pupils are dilated, an involuntary sign outof your control, then she probably does want sex.”

Citation needed first off. Secondly, dude, most of the time I smile it’s because I’m enjoying a happy memory, or someone just said or did something funny. If I happen to look in a direction that happens to have a man in it at that particular moment, it does not mean I’m interested in him. Besides, my eyes are dark, so chances are no one’s going to notice if my pupils dilate. Furthermore, even if I were to smile at a guy because I found him attractive (this has never happened; I am an introvert), it wouldn’t always mean I’m prepared to have sex with him.

“I’d say that it is the female who is constantly thinking about sex and how she looks (how she attract men for sex)”

lolwut?

“Actually I had a professor at college, an older woman, who loved doing this but it sort of made me nervous.”

That’s great for her. I can’t do it and don’t appreciate a dude ignoring “can’t”.

“If you have an anatomical defect this can happen. But what you’re probably referring to is an transudate that can be quite copious in some females.”

No, dude. I’m referring to dudes not understanding that female-bodied persons have two holes in that there area: urethra and vagina.

“All women want men with a gigantic penis.”

That’s great for them. Others, including myself, don’t like ’em; they hurt and make me feel like I have to piss and shit at the same time.

“That’s not true.”

That’s why I listed it as a myth, unless you’re saying it’s not a myth, in which case you’re wrong because I fucked a guy a few weeks ago after he was upfront about wanting to fuck me.

“Buying a woman a drink without her asking totally entitles you to try to have sex with her.”

Good for you; other dudes do, and I’d like them to stop that shit.

“I don’t fuck married females or those with boyfriends. But if a female says she has a bf I take it with a grain of salt because no female will ever admit she doesn’t have one.”

Once again, good for you! If a woman says she has a boyfriend, it means leave her the fuck alone and it’s none of your business whether it’s actually true or not.

“Of course they do if you mean what age the man wants.”

Obviously not. You do not get to decide what age group of men I feel comfortable dating.

“I’ve never used a condom. Females get pregnant and it is their responsibility to use birth control. I have never had a female get pregnant or have I caught some disease. Of course if you read Marky Mark and his “buddy” Chris from Oregon they believe that a 100% of females are all suffering from some vile venereal disease lol These guys are just plain insane and have never had sex with a female.”

I can’t (that “can’t” part is important) swallow pills. Diaphragms are expensive and there’s a seven month long waiting list. If I ask my partner to wear a condom, he will wear it, or there will be no sex. End of story.

“Be happy to answer any questions for you”

lmfao…

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

My favorite bit was “I used to think freud was full of shit, but then I…”

…what’s that line, about penthouse again? But that’s only because I enjoy how stupidity latches on in general somet

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

All I’m asking for is that the trolls be funny. Is that really so hard? And yet they keep failing to meet this really very minimal standard.

jumbofish
12 years ago

Yes it is cassandra. They have a hard time toiling at the milking factory all day! Have you no pity?

Alex
12 years ago

I don’t know Cassandra, I was laughing pretty hard.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

Are ther any mature females here who have mature orgasms? i get the feeling that there are just silly American girls who don’t have bf’s on here.

Is this the part where our collective sense of outrage will compel us to try and prove you wrong by telling you how old we are, providing our measurements, and giving detailed descriptions of our fabulous sex lives?

Pu-fucking-lease. Maybe this shit works on women with low self esteem; I don’t know.

Pell
Pell
12 years ago

Jumbogirl- I never watch porn. it’s disgusting , unrealistic and boring.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
12 years ago

Actually I think that watching your nails dry probably would be more exciting than sex with Pell. Who’s with me on this?

Seconded!

And I thought the guy who tried to pick me up at the grocery store earlier was lame…

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Pell:

You should stop watching your homemade vids then.

Kapow!

katz
12 years ago

Pell’s time to meltdown: 1 hour

Pell
Pell
12 years ago

Is this the part where our collective sense of outrage will compel us to try and prove you wrong by telling you how old we are, providing our measurements, and giving detailed descriptions of our fabulous sex lives?

That’s not the reason I asked. I just wanted to know whatlevel you are at.

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