Female kitties! Your long reign of gynofelininofascist matrioterror has ended! Over on A Voice for Male Cats Men, JinnBottle has figured out a purr-fect way to put lady cats in their place! (Hint: That place is not on his lap, being gently stroked.) Oh, and this goes for all you human ladies too, or else — POW!
Are you?
(Thanks to Cloudiah for pointing me to this comment.)
Actually LOL’d at Lady Zombie’s comment
What women do to perfectly innocent water in their bladders does not bear thinking about.
On a related note, women pee pure evil.
I tell myself that when my eyes start watering and I almost faint from cleaning my cat’s litter box, at least I haven’t succumbed to their diabolical brain-altering urine parasite.
from my friend’s cats I have learned the following:
All women like to catch mice and bring them inside to train the children of the family how to kill and eat them, and are horribly confused when the children instead trap the mouse and release it back to the wild.
All men like to lick your hair as you sleep, and if your hair is tied back will gnaw on it until you wake up.
All men like to chase each other around the house all night, and if there is a person sleeping on the couch feel that the person is the best trampoline ever and will ensure that their “chase” pattern runs directly over the sleeping person’s stomache.
All women will climb the screens of screen doors and tap on the inside door with their nose to be let in.
from this thread I have reaffirmed that all manbooberz are teh awesome!
My little calico sleeps with her eyes wide open. It’s a bit disconcerting to wake up in the middle of the night to find her staring fixedly at me, fast asleep. Apparently she goes to sleep watching me, which I find rather sweet of her.
I once found my younger cat dreaming with one of her eyes not quite closed. She looked like she was awake but her paws were twitching. Unfortunately they sleep quite lightly and when I tried to call my wife into the room I only woke the cat up.
This guy is taking advice from the fictional serial killer from Se7en. Case closed.
2 naked men come into my apartment every night and shit in a box in my closet
help
@VoIP: You think that’s bad? A naked man just ran across the floor on all floor, bit my feet, jumped onto the cabinets, and is now lounging in front of the window like it’s all okay.
On all fours, I mean. Too traumatized by the nudity and the biting to type properly.
@ithiliana- Hey, I’m another member of Love-Shy. We aren’t men-only, and we do have a few woman regulars, but only a few. It generally seems much easier for women to find sex/love/companionship than comparable men. But those women who do find it difficult are absolutely welcomed. Anyone here, for example, is welcome to join as long as you’re respectful to our situation. For example, the word “entitlement” in reference to our desire not to be lonely- that is not allowed.
I don’t think we scare anyone off- I’d like to think we’re a reasonably friendly bunch. In fact, I’d say I’m especially sympathetic to woman incels because they’re likely going to feel even more inadequate than men. But there just don’t seem to be that many.
I cuddle with a naked man, a stranger none the less, on a public bench, while they were people walking by.
Last night a naked woman licked another naked woman’s butt right in front of me while I was eating dinner. This morning, while I was stumbling around in the dark, two naked women darted through my legs and almost made me trip. Since these naked women are very small in comparison to me and would have suffered if fallen upon, this proves that tiny, naked fur-women have no concept of real consequences.
@BigMomma Thanks for posting Simon’s Cat videos. I LOVE those.
Adding nudity to this has made it so much better, guys. You are brilliant.
@Dave: wrong thread, I think?
Do they really? Do women, in average, start having sex or dating at a younger age, do they have more partners? Or maybe more women than men have at least one partner?
Or is it just because there are less of them on Love-shy? Because that would be a terrible criteria.
(btw, if I look t my high-school friends, one man and two woman never had a partner to this day and to my knowledge)
Am now convinced that many of posters here have a cat like Nanny Ogg’s Greebo who morphs from naked man to cat under stress.
It makes perfect sense………….
Anyone remember highway cat (ie the one that we found on the side of the highway)? She was terribly skinny when we found her, but she is now very large. And a brown tabby, and a bit wicked, so he’s now calling her Greeba.
Dave: We aren’t men-only, and we do have a few woman regulars, but only a few. It generally seems much easier for women to find sex/love/companionship than comparable men.
Speaking as woman who was not able to have sex with men for years and years (FAT SHY THICK GLASSES NERD READ A LOT), I’m not quite buying that.
For one thing: I was one of the few women in a bisexual support group in the 80s. The guys just couldn’t understand why there weren’t more women.
Well, the reason was (like it or not, intend it or not), they came off as sexist much of the time, as well as heteronormative in their assumptions. And like most men in groups they dominated the discussion, and did not listen to the women involved.
I was also one of the only women in an APA for years: ditto, ditto, ditto, only in typed comments instead of face/face. I spent a lot of years as one of the few women in larger groups of men–and it’s not that I’m unique. It’s that women often do not choose to put themselves in such groups because MEN.
Including men who assume things like: I’d say I’m especially sympathetic to woman incels because they’re likely going to feel even more inadequate than men.
See, the problem here is that you assume women are somehow both homogeneous and totally different from men.
There is absolutely no proof that “women” have it any easier than men, and my miserable teenager and twenties can prove it. So, no, I’m not buying it.
Desiring to have a relationship is not entitlement.
Demanding that any given woman have sex or a relationship with you because X (you bought her dinner, you’re a nice guy, etc.) is entitlement.
@Kyrie: (btw, if I look t my high-school friends, one man and two woman never had a partner to this day and to my knowledge)
Yeah I don’t buy the “women have it easier”–that’s straight out of the MRA playbook!
I am approaching my 40th high school reunion (holy shit 2013), and I still remember how one woman did not come to our 20th *because she was not married and was morbidly convinced that she would be the only one and we would all laugh at her.
I also remembering being somewhat *smug* about a bunch of classmates who were looking at me and realizing that as a single never marreid childfree woman, I had a lot of freedom they did not have (there were at least three pregnancies during our senior year, and a whole lot of people seemed to think that if one did not marry right after high school, one’s life was a total failure).
Plus, I had a tattoo, ahahahahahahaha.
@Viscaria: I think it was the wrong thread–but I answered anyway, because, oh, well!
*goes to look at other threads for what um that other LoveShy guy said*
Well then I’m going to respond here too! 😀
@Dave, a quick breakdown:
1) Feeling lonely: not entitled!
2) Feeling like women have a responsibility to make you no longer feel lonely: entitled!
3) Wishing you had a girlfriend: not entitled!
4) Resenting women for dating guys that aren’t you: entitled!
5) Feeling hurt when a woman rejects you: not entitled
6) Feeling pissed off that a woman rejected you since obviously that hypergamous bitch is going to fuck thug cock instead of a nice guy like you, like she ought to: entitled!
No one is going to call you entitled unless you’re, you know, being entitled.
@Viscaria- Well, we’re in agreement then!
But as someone who has member of Love-Shy, I think you’re oversimplifying the issue. I’m an incel, but I think it’s largely because of my appearance. True, I am shy, I am insecure, but not cripplingly so… I can function socially in non-sexual environments. And I’m convinced that one day, I will find love in someone who maybe doesn’t care so much. But for a lot of these guys (and maybe a few girls) that day really is probably never going to come.
I don’t this this makes the anger reasonable, or right, and like I said I would never say something like that… but I think referring to it as “entitlement” is callous. If we were talking about douchebag Tucker Max bros, that would be one thing, but we’re not. It’s more the manifestation of years and years of pain. I’m 26, so not so bad, but there are incels on Love-Shy who are 40 and even older.
Excuse me. The first sentence should read “But as someone who has been a member of Love-Shy for years…”
Dave: Well, the anger may be understandable, but posting long rants on the internet about the horrible horrible women (and all the attendant insults) is not–and I hope you’re not going into the same schtick Emma was on in another thread about how many abusing women is understandable because they are SO angry at how they are treated, or DKM’s schtick, that women drive men to abuse them.
If anybody (and I’m not saying you’re doing that, but it’s clear that some people on Love-shy HAVE) viciously attacks all women as hypergamous hypocritical bitches who torture poor unattractive or beta man–that’s a whole different category.
I also think if people have the idea that having sex makes life automatically better without realizing all the pain and hurt that can accompany relationships which don’t always work out, then the overly idealized idea will hurt them more in the long run.
@Dave (LS) (to distinguish from David Futrelle): One of my mother’s best friends and neighbors is hmmm maybe in his seventies now, never married, never dated (in the whole time I’ve known him–I am 56). He’s a lovely man, with strong connections/friendships all over.
And my mother was dumped by my father when he ran off with a grad student after 25 years of marriage.
OTOH, two years ago, she moved in her 91 year old boyfriend and they been living happily in sin ever since, dancing at least twice a week.
People in their forties–hah, younguns.