I took a look at the always reprehensible In Mala Fide today, and ran across a very strange post indeed, written by someone calling himself Finndistan. Entitled “The Unfuckables,” the post started off by recounting a conversation that allegedly took place in the real world — the same real world, dear reader, that you and I live in.
Three guys sitting, good looking girl passes by, easily a nine.
“She’s beautiful man,” says one.
“Who?”
“That one. But she likes enriching vibrants.”
“I’d rather fuck an orc as now that looks more attractive to me.”
WHAT. THE. FUCK. is an “enriching vibrant?”
I look through the rest of the post. The strangeness continues:
It seems that fucking and enriching vibrants is becoming a fashion. Fine.
The only thing is this, I am an immigrant. Neither do I enrich, nor do I vibrate;
For me, and for many other men, Finnish, Western, non-Western, these women are undateable.
For me, and for many other men, these women are…
Unfuckable.
Once you let your pussy be enriched by a vibrating man’s rod, you radiate that. You shine in the dark.
You are an enriched vibrant-fucker.
You are unfuckable.
I look through the comments and find at least one reader as perplexed as me. Ferdinand Bardamu, the terrible human being behind In Mala Fide, steps in and clarifies that “vibrants = immigrants.”
That doesn’t really clarify very much, as Finndistan says he’s an immigrant, too. Nor does it explain all the “vibrating” nonsense. I return to the post, and find Finndistan working through a labored comparison with a Japanese nuclear disaster:
Fukushima was enriched. It was full of enriched plutonium. Then the earth vibrated.
My utmost respects go out to the men who sacrificed themselves to keep the disaster in check. Their debts will never be repaid. Not by a society that has alienated its men to the point of men dropping out of society in the millions.
What I am talking about is Fuckushima.
Fuckushima was enriched. It was full of enriched spermanium. Then the bed vibrated.
Fuck me if I sacrifice myself for that.
Ok then.
Setting aside Finndistan’s bizarre visions of nuclear spermageddon, I’m still perplexed as to why some immigrants – sorry, vibrants – are evil and “enriched” and “vibrating” while others – like Finndistan – aren’t?
I go to Finndistan’s own blog in an attempt to make some sense out of whatever the fuck he’s on about. I find a post entitled “The Fashion of Fucking an Enriching Vibrant – The Curse of The Unfuckables.” It starts out with this:
Allright,
We foreign men have a problem with The Unfuckables.
The women who got vibrated by enriching cock.
The women who got enriched by vibrating cock.
The women who got enriched by a vibrant.
The women who got vibrated by an enricher.
That’s no help. I go to another post in which Finndistan purports to explain his strange terminology. Entitled “The Unfuckables – A sensible explanation,” the post offers anything but that.
An Unfuckable is a woman who has gotten fucked by an enriching vibrant. Out of love, passion, of fashion, it does not matter.
Intimate contact, any kin[d] of penetration, and any kind of fluid exchange suffices.
Ok, then, I ask again: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. AN. ENRICHING. VIBRANT?
If I go into so much detail into The Unfuckables, I should go into some detail about enriching vibrants, enriching vibrating cock, vibrating enrichers etc.
I will call them vibrating enrichers, as this is the term I like most.
Being a vibrating enricher is a choice, so it is not something you are born with (cough cough), or something you cannot grow out of (cough cough)…
Before we go into choices, let’s go into what is not Vibrating, or what is not Enriching, thus what is also not supported by the state, the humanists, the multicultists, the diversity lovers.
Finndistan then lists a bunch of “acceptable” immigrant types, including:
The indian looking kid dressed in a smart business suit apparently having an after meeting beer with his Finnish colleague also dressed in a business suit. …
The middle eastern kid married to the same woman since I met him, who sired two kids, and is an honest working man.
The black dude who speaks perfect BBC english sitting on the table with two clearly high class Finnish girls. It is highly possible his clothing is tailored.
And then, on to those dastardly “vibrating enrichers.” Another list, including:
African kid coming over and immediately adopting to the American Gangbanger style.
The kid who’s wearing the saggin’ jeans with golden “Thug Life” embroidered throughout his ass
The middle easterner with the fake Armani shirt, pluched eyebrows, designer shapes shaved into his hair and make up on his face. …
The guy who’s choosing the gangbanger, the apaci style, over having any decent style, even including the Jersey Shore Douchebaggery. …
Basically anybody who is enriching the culture with their radioactiveness, and vibrating the culture with the vibration that made their homeland a place worthy escaping from.
So any woman who, er, exchanges fluid with any “enriching vibrant” man thus makes herself, in Finndistan’s eyes, an unfuckable.
Amazingly, the regulars back on In Mala Fide are able to get the gist of Finndistan’s rants without going to all the trouble I did. Ryu, the dude behind a blog titled White Nationalist Think Tank, comments:
Ah. So you’re talking about mixers – women who sleep with blacks, mexicans or muslims.
It’s just a step above beastiallity in my book. Her race and people are on the ropes. Enemies everywhere. Demographic crisis in the waiting. Then to show off how hip and tolerant she is or worse, to satisfy her own libido, she beds down with a protected group.
They are traitors, some of the worst offenders. The most beautiful woman in the world loses her charm after mixing. She’ll sleep with anything. Included are Heidi Klum, Nicole Kidman, and many of the people adapting negro babies.
Aleph Null adds his completely non-racist opinion:
I’m not a racist, except in the sense that anyone who recognizes reality in the USA is branded as a racist. And besides, I’m married.
But I have a very pragmatic reason for not wanting to bed a woman who “enriches vibrants.” African-Americans have 20 times the rate of Gonorrhea infection compared to whites, and 9 times the rate of syphilis and chlamydia. Blacks are 14% of the US population but accounted for 44% of new HIV infections in 2009.
The phrase “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick” comes to mind.
PA, easily adapting himself to Finndistan’s odd lingo, adds
I find white women who slept with well-tanned enriching vibrants viscerally repulsive. Even if she’s a 9, I wouldn’t fuck her. There is something vile and unclean about her aura.
This is no offense to enriching vibrants — I wouldn’t feel that way about a non-white woman who is otherwise attractive, but who presumably has previously slept with her own kind.
A fellow with the oh-so-clever nickname Eugenick shares his racial and sexual fantasies:
I would love to enrich some Japanese, Korean or Chinese chicks myself. I could pass on my White genes for independence, individualism and creativity, while they would contribute a high IQ mean for the future generations to revert to, as well as a better predisposition for working hard. Maybe such hybrids would be the new master race. After all, marvels like Hong Kong and Singapore have emerged from the combined efforts of Asians and Whites.
Sadly, I live in a Eastern European country where the main vibrant minority are low-avg-IQ Gypsies, and Asians are close to none.
Marcus Marcellus helps to clarify what is implied when Manosphere dudes talk semi-euphemistically about the evils of women who choose “thugs” over “nice guys” like them:
To me, any white girl who kneels before a black American and puts his cock in her mouth is completely tainted trash. There’s a level of submissive degeneracy that I cannot cross. It’s a very dark, quasi-rape issue actually. …
Today, a good 10% of these Millennial sluts are actively chasing their negro a la Hollywood star, except instead of adopting one they sleep with one…until he murders them – or just beats them badly.
A whole treatise could be written on the psychology behind the current phenomenon, one that would not please feminist women as it would reveal the masochistic element in women’s sexuality. Personally, I’m only dating girls who don’t complain when I occasionally use the “n-word.” It’s a way to vet them without doing some creepy background checks. I do not hate blacks; I just don’t want to breed with them.
I would think almost any woman would be overjoyed to discover that men like these consider her “unfuckable.”
This illogical and unreadable idiocy is from the type of guy who thinks that having a penis gives him more ability in “logic” and “clear, unemotional thinking”. Funny.
@abeegoesbuzz:
Because the Amazons are using them to kill us!
A guy who runs a blog called White Nationalist Think Tank uses the name Ryu? I suppose he thinks the Japanese are honorary whites, or something equally stupid. Or he’s just an idiot.
“The thing is, I am an immigrant. Neither do I enrich, nor do I vibrate.”
Wait, by this does he mean – I’m an immigrant but unlike those other immigrants I don’t contribute anything useful to the country, nor am I an interesting or fun person.
I wonder how he feels about the replies, given these are people who don’t think women should be sleeping with him. If this wasn’t posted yesterday I’d have assumed it was an April fools joke.
I find the idea of men who vibrate vaguely intriguing.
Ahahahahahahaha, that was a joke. j/k!!
@Tim
I’ve seen his comments at the Spearhead, they are usually racist too and the Ryu name struck me as weird as well. Asians are exempt from their racism, or at least the women are since most MRAs have Asian fetishes due to the stereotype that they are submissive. Or maybe he’s a Street Fighter fan.
MRA stupidity knows no bounds either way.
In other words, it’s about race traitors.
@Pear_tree
It seems to be a Kal El meets yellow sun type effect
“Once you let your pussy be enriched by a vibrating man’s rod, you radiate that. You shine in the dark.”
Is it wrong that I found that …hot?
Had to look this up.
Oooh, Mr. Lebanon! *fans self* And that dude in the weight room with the fingerless gloves!
http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2012/04/01/enriching-vibrants-wtf/
Others are also intrigued.
Another Finn here. As others explained, it’s an anti-immigration dogwhistle. Supposedly pro-immigration folks want to “enrich” the western cultures with worst possible gangstas and welfare bums rather than decent working people. However, when you scratch the surface, you’ll find that only white European people qualify as decent working people.
As for why Finndistan identifies with white racists despite being an immigrant himself: He obviously sees himself as a decent working person or the “good immigrant”. He’s probably white European like many of our immigrants are, despite the stereotype being dark-skinned Muslim. He wouldn’t encounter so much racism himself and might be accepted as token in some anti-immigration crankery group. And like the White Menz, he is pissed that women won’t sleep with him like they supposedly do with “vibrant” types.
Enriching Vibrants…
A vibrating man who gives me money?
That actually sounds pretty good. Also kind of like an MRA’s paranoid fantasy of what All Women Want, but I wouldn’t actually turn down Enriching Vibrant, if he existed. In fact, from now on I think I will boycott non-vibrating men! In the future, all the pathetic beta genes of men who don’t vibrate will be driven from the gene pool and the lonely old beta MRAs will be cast into the outer darkness, weeping, wailing, gnashing their teeth and shouting “WE TOLD YOU SO” while all the evil feminists ride their new improved VIBRATING cock carousel and stuff their pockets full of money, while cackling, like this…
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
You know, the whole “Manboobz is always virgin/abstinence shaming…” thing might carry more weight if there weren’t so many guys showing up here to complain about how they can’t get laid so feminism is the devil. Seriously.
Don’t get me wrong, we get our share of the conspiracy theory/Feminism = Nazism/women are inherently evil hypergamous whores stuff as well. But, Zarat is a dipshit and NWO… NWO is pissed that women use lotion.
Whoops. Wrong thread.
Some epic win comments.
15 has it right. It’s far better to call these guys Male Supremacists then Mens’ Rights Activists. From now on the MRM will be known as the MSM.
@ Hertta
It is depressing, but some of these fools make it amusing. Entertainment fit for Manboobz.
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I actually find it very amusing that the term looks like it’s backfiring after translation since the original context is unknown to anybody outside the Finnish-speaking part of world and doesn’t carry the stigma it does in Finnish. Enriching, vibrating cock *does* sound like a very appealing type of cock… Maybe a word to adopt for use against the boobheads? 😀
…. wow
Wha… what LANGUAGE is that? I am utterly perplexed!
If the penises that are part of the cock carousel vibrate then that would explain why so many women are supposedly so interested in riding it.
Thanks for the video, indifferentsky! Most of those guys are too buffed for me, but pretty nonetheless. Of course I grew up partly in the Middle East, so I already knew that.
A new racist dogwhistle, oh joy. These guys just keep looking for new catagories to narrow down the women available to date them don’t they? I mean, if they didn’t they’d have nothing to whine about eh?
Mags, being defferential is a pretty neutral thing. Why keep bringing it up as if its some sort of special virtue? All you’re doing is telling the wrong types of men that you’re an easy target for them to shit on.
Speaking of racism, why are the MRAs talking about “grass eaters”? The MRAs seem to think they have a parallel movement amongst Asian men?
AFAIK, Grass Eaters are a japanese thing, and they do think this, yes. They’ve confused being tired of bullshit gender roles with misogyny XD
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…O_o
…o_O
*surrenders to nonsense* I read a book about a haunted vagina last week (no, not that one) that made more sense than this.