I took a look at the always reprehensible In Mala Fide today, and ran across a very strange post indeed, written by someone calling himself Finndistan. Entitled “The Unfuckables,” the post started off by recounting a conversation that allegedly took place in the real world — the same real world, dear reader, that you and I live in.
Three guys sitting, good looking girl passes by, easily a nine.
“She’s beautiful man,” says one.
“Who?”
“That one. But she likes enriching vibrants.”
“I’d rather fuck an orc as now that looks more attractive to me.”
WHAT. THE. FUCK. is an “enriching vibrant?”
I look through the rest of the post. The strangeness continues:
It seems that fucking and enriching vibrants is becoming a fashion. Fine.
The only thing is this, I am an immigrant. Neither do I enrich, nor do I vibrate;
For me, and for many other men, Finnish, Western, non-Western, these women are undateable.
For me, and for many other men, these women are…
Unfuckable.
Once you let your pussy be enriched by a vibrating man’s rod, you radiate that. You shine in the dark.
You are an enriched vibrant-fucker.
You are unfuckable.
I look through the comments and find at least one reader as perplexed as me. Ferdinand Bardamu, the terrible human being behind In Mala Fide, steps in and clarifies that “vibrants = immigrants.”
That doesn’t really clarify very much, as Finndistan says he’s an immigrant, too. Nor does it explain all the “vibrating” nonsense. I return to the post, and find Finndistan working through a labored comparison with a Japanese nuclear disaster:
Fukushima was enriched. It was full of enriched plutonium. Then the earth vibrated.
My utmost respects go out to the men who sacrificed themselves to keep the disaster in check. Their debts will never be repaid. Not by a society that has alienated its men to the point of men dropping out of society in the millions.
What I am talking about is Fuckushima.
Fuckushima was enriched. It was full of enriched spermanium. Then the bed vibrated.
Fuck me if I sacrifice myself for that.
Ok then.
Setting aside Finndistan’s bizarre visions of nuclear spermageddon, I’m still perplexed as to why some immigrants – sorry, vibrants – are evil and “enriched” and “vibrating” while others – like Finndistan – aren’t?
I go to Finndistan’s own blog in an attempt to make some sense out of whatever the fuck he’s on about. I find a post entitled “The Fashion of Fucking an Enriching Vibrant – The Curse of The Unfuckables.” It starts out with this:
Allright,
We foreign men have a problem with The Unfuckables.
The women who got vibrated by enriching cock.
The women who got enriched by vibrating cock.
The women who got enriched by a vibrant.
The women who got vibrated by an enricher.
That’s no help. I go to another post in which Finndistan purports to explain his strange terminology. Entitled “The Unfuckables – A sensible explanation,” the post offers anything but that.
An Unfuckable is a woman who has gotten fucked by an enriching vibrant. Out of love, passion, of fashion, it does not matter.
Intimate contact, any kin[d] of penetration, and any kind of fluid exchange suffices.
Ok, then, I ask again: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. AN. ENRICHING. VIBRANT?
If I go into so much detail into The Unfuckables, I should go into some detail about enriching vibrants, enriching vibrating cock, vibrating enrichers etc.
I will call them vibrating enrichers, as this is the term I like most.
Being a vibrating enricher is a choice, so it is not something you are born with (cough cough), or something you cannot grow out of (cough cough)…
Before we go into choices, let’s go into what is not Vibrating, or what is not Enriching, thus what is also not supported by the state, the humanists, the multicultists, the diversity lovers.
Finndistan then lists a bunch of “acceptable” immigrant types, including:
The indian looking kid dressed in a smart business suit apparently having an after meeting beer with his Finnish colleague also dressed in a business suit. …
The middle eastern kid married to the same woman since I met him, who sired two kids, and is an honest working man.
The black dude who speaks perfect BBC english sitting on the table with two clearly high class Finnish girls. It is highly possible his clothing is tailored.
And then, on to those dastardly “vibrating enrichers.” Another list, including:
African kid coming over and immediately adopting to the American Gangbanger style.
The kid who’s wearing the saggin’ jeans with golden “Thug Life” embroidered throughout his ass
The middle easterner with the fake Armani shirt, pluched eyebrows, designer shapes shaved into his hair and make up on his face. …
The guy who’s choosing the gangbanger, the apaci style, over having any decent style, even including the Jersey Shore Douchebaggery. …
Basically anybody who is enriching the culture with their radioactiveness, and vibrating the culture with the vibration that made their homeland a place worthy escaping from.
So any woman who, er, exchanges fluid with any “enriching vibrant” man thus makes herself, in Finndistan’s eyes, an unfuckable.
Amazingly, the regulars back on In Mala Fide are able to get the gist of Finndistan’s rants without going to all the trouble I did. Ryu, the dude behind a blog titled White Nationalist Think Tank, comments:
Ah. So you’re talking about mixers – women who sleep with blacks, mexicans or muslims.
It’s just a step above beastiallity in my book. Her race and people are on the ropes. Enemies everywhere. Demographic crisis in the waiting. Then to show off how hip and tolerant she is or worse, to satisfy her own libido, she beds down with a protected group.
They are traitors, some of the worst offenders. The most beautiful woman in the world loses her charm after mixing. She’ll sleep with anything. Included are Heidi Klum, Nicole Kidman, and many of the people adapting negro babies.
Aleph Null adds his completely non-racist opinion:
I’m not a racist, except in the sense that anyone who recognizes reality in the USA is branded as a racist. And besides, I’m married.
But I have a very pragmatic reason for not wanting to bed a woman who “enriches vibrants.” African-Americans have 20 times the rate of Gonorrhea infection compared to whites, and 9 times the rate of syphilis and chlamydia. Blacks are 14% of the US population but accounted for 44% of new HIV infections in 2009.
The phrase “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick” comes to mind.
PA, easily adapting himself to Finndistan’s odd lingo, adds
I find white women who slept with well-tanned enriching vibrants viscerally repulsive. Even if she’s a 9, I wouldn’t fuck her. There is something vile and unclean about her aura.
This is no offense to enriching vibrants — I wouldn’t feel that way about a non-white woman who is otherwise attractive, but who presumably has previously slept with her own kind.
A fellow with the oh-so-clever nickname Eugenick shares his racial and sexual fantasies:
I would love to enrich some Japanese, Korean or Chinese chicks myself. I could pass on my White genes for independence, individualism and creativity, while they would contribute a high IQ mean for the future generations to revert to, as well as a better predisposition for working hard. Maybe such hybrids would be the new master race. After all, marvels like Hong Kong and Singapore have emerged from the combined efforts of Asians and Whites.
Sadly, I live in a Eastern European country where the main vibrant minority are low-avg-IQ Gypsies, and Asians are close to none.
Marcus Marcellus helps to clarify what is implied when Manosphere dudes talk semi-euphemistically about the evils of women who choose “thugs” over “nice guys” like them:
To me, any white girl who kneels before a black American and puts his cock in her mouth is completely tainted trash. There’s a level of submissive degeneracy that I cannot cross. It’s a very dark, quasi-rape issue actually. …
Today, a good 10% of these Millennial sluts are actively chasing their negro a la Hollywood star, except instead of adopting one they sleep with one…until he murders them – or just beats them badly.
A whole treatise could be written on the psychology behind the current phenomenon, one that would not please feminist women as it would reveal the masochistic element in women’s sexuality. Personally, I’m only dating girls who don’t complain when I occasionally use the “n-word.” It’s a way to vet them without doing some creepy background checks. I do not hate blacks; I just don’t want to breed with them.
I would think almost any woman would be overjoyed to discover that men like these consider her “unfuckable.”
I wish my cat would take on a watermelon.
Yeah, I didn’t even want to touch his nonsense about Fukushima. There are apparently some elderly people who volunteered to help with the cleanup, because they figure that they’re going to die soon anyway, and if they help then maybe that will spare some younger people from radiation exposure. Those people are old enough to remember when the bombs hit Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and they’re willing to sacrifice themselves to save others even knowing very well what radiation can do to a person.
Meanwhile, MRAs are pestering the European Court of Human Rights about hard chairs. Perspective, assholes.
Mags, why would you want to hang out with people to whom you have to be “deferential”? And get violently angry when you aren’t, according to them?
My aunt was in Tokyo when the quakes were happening. When she visited last year we asked her how the city and country were doing. She shrugged her shoulders and said “We are Japanese. We’ll get through this.” I think it’s pretty clear why we adore her.
This Finnzjfslekglrh guy is a real Turgid Logorrheic (Logorrheic Turgidizer (Tumescent Logger (Tulgey Logarithm (Terrible Neologist)))).
Also, he freaking ridiculous.
Oh, Fukushima is a terrible clusterfuck of fuckedness. All that decimated farmland, the switch back to fossil fuels, I’ve heard of people who are still living in areas that they know they shouldn’t be because they’re basically trapped by mortgages, which kind of makes my brain explode a bit. And the relationship between Tepco and the government – well, just because no one’s staging any public protests doesn’t mean they’re totally happy with how the situation is being dealt with.
So yeah, children are gonna get cancer but please, Finndistan, let’s hear more about how your lack of a sex life has left you with no time to look up how earthquakes actually work. You could maybe look up some of the Tohoku earthquake footage – there’s a documentary that I won’t watch that is basically just all the clips collected from people who were there.
I’m tempted to send him videos of the water rolling into Sendai and ask how he thinks any of the stuff he’s complaining about is comparable in scope to that.
(I know for most people it’s pictures of kids that really get them during coverage of natural disasters, but during the Tohaku situation it was all the footage of people in their 60s crying because they couldn’t find their parents that really got to me. The idea of a lot of elderly people trying to survive in that situation was just horrifying.)
@kysokisaen
I was traumatized just listening to the stories, I don’t think I have the fortitude to watch any more footage than the news stories I saw.
@kysokisaen
My friend is in Japan right now (and was there during the earthquake), teaching English and he says there are some public protests going on. Since I don’t speak/read Japanese, I had to take him at his word that this is footage of one of the rallies. His description: “The speakers are from Fukushima; among the things they said are that they are glad that people have not forgotten about them, the government is still failing them in its words and deeds, the radiation levels outside the exclusion zone are dangerous, especially to children (including in Koriyama, the site of the rally).”
He says there are some interesting anti-nuke art collectives that have sprung up too.
@FelixBC – by deferential I mean that in real life I tend not to be confrontational. I also am not really a leader, and tend to take direction rather well. I tend to hang around people that don’t mind that.
I was expecting protests in Tokyo for the one-year anniversary. There were memorials, but no angry protesters that I ever heard of. People directly affected by the disaster figured out which way the winds were blowing when Tepco tried to tell them they needed to fill out a 60+ page compensation application every few months in a transparent ploy to disqualify as many elderly claimants as possible through legal technicalities. Farther out we’re seeing higher prices for food and -soon- power. It will be interesting to see what will happen if the rallies in the Sendai area can keep their momentum up and spread out. I think the government has misread the Japanese ‘we wil persevere’ as ‘we will sit quietly and deal with whatever bullshit you hand out’ and that might not be as true as they’d like. Certainly down here people know they’re not supposed to badmouth their own government to gaijin, yet they just can’t seem to defend the current situation with any enthusiasm.
WE FEAR BEES
I’m just going to go ahead and slap a NSFW on this.
Right. I can offer some explanation to the terminology used here. The “enrichers” is a jab at certain pro-multiculturalist folks in Finland, who used to speak a lot about immigrants from various foreign countries “enriching the culture” (direct translation) by bringing bits of their culture to Finland. The anti-immigration block adopted this lingo and started using it especially when discussing crimes done by immigrants, or in other negative connections. I will need to think of the “vibrant” bit, I’m not entirely up to date with the recent developments of the various dialects and trendy expressions of my first language, having spent some years out of country. Will return to that later.
Sorry for repeating if someone already posted this. Reading this on the phone and thus didn’t bother with the comments at this point.
With a term like, enriching vibrants, you’d think it was a comment; having a vibrant personality that is enriching. But honestly, what is their problem with black people in particular anyway?
Ahha, I read up on the comments now and saw Hertta already comment on the lingo. But I have to say I’m not sure if the “vibrant/vibrate” bit is as simple as that. I’m trying to recall popular phrases used in the media (in Finnish) and “vibrant” I don’t recall used in the same context as “enriching”. It’s obvious to me that the guy picked the words from a dictionary, btw, and isn’t very familiar with English expressions that might have delivered his message accross better; his text is a direct translation from Finnish which makes it sound very funny. That makes me suspect he has mixed up the meanings of vibrant and vibrate, and that he picked either word from the list of synonyms offered by the Finnish to English dictionary. So the question is which of the various possible meanings in Finnish was he trying to express. It might actually be “vibrate” and intend to refer to immigrant men he doesn’t like as giant living vibrators, which is an expression I’ve heard being used often as derogatory. It’s intended to insult both the woman.who sleeps with a “living vibrator” for having a libido, as well as to objectify the (usually black) man in the traditional way of describing him as an animalistic “sex machine”.
Garbled text blame goes to my phone. The screen goe bonkers with longer text in the typing field and thus making corrections often causes more errors elsewhere.
Bees. My god.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE BEES
So…this means my sister is unfuckable to these men? Thank the Goddess! One less thing to worry about! How about crushes? Do they count? I hope so; that way I get to be unfuckable too.
@ A Finnish Emigrant
There’s no obvious Finnish translation for vibrant or vibrate in this context. I think Finndistan is just playing with the words and not doing it very well. But google “vibrant cultural enrichment” and the first hits you’ll get are for pages like Jihadwatch. They even attach a ™ to the expression. So it’s not entirely a Finnish phenomenon. I guess racists just think alike all over the world.
But “enricher” really is something they commonly call (especially African) immigrants here. “Rikastuttaja.” I hate hate hate it. It shows they dispise the decent people who try to make life less shitty for immigrats almost as much as they hate black and brown people.
Oglaf is the best.
Yeah, Hertta and others have already touched this topic. This is basically poorly translated Finnish dog-whistle for racism, and over here, racism almost always seems to bundle up with misogyny. If you hear them saying racist things, scratch the surface, and you’re likely to find a misogynist as well. Worse, chances are even higher that they’re bigoted towards existing minority Finns (Swedish-speaking minority, Sami, Roma, Tatars), who really aren’t that different from them and who have solid roots in this land.
You just have to listen to racists talking: talk about “them” “taking” “our” women, and “them” “outbreeding” “us”; women are chattel and strange Others are a threat to them. Their bigoted use of language reveals insecurities to such degree that you can play bingo with it.
Even so, this surface-floating scum makes me ashamed; I know this place is full of smart people who won’t think of it, but I’m still compelled to apologize on their behalf, and add that we Finns are really not like this, that it is only a stinking small chunk of populace who revel in foul attitudes like this and ruin it for everyone else.
@Hertta
No it doesn’t make any sense. But this is so much fun! I actually went to Hommaforum (a Finnish anti-immigration site) to find answers, and I did find another possible explanation. They use the phrase “etninen värinä” which translates literally as “ethnic vibration”. So it could mean “värisyttäjä” or “someone who vibrates/causes vibrations”. It seems obvious to me now, but I think the expression’s real meaning is lost intranslation. Better way to pu
@ Hertta
No it doesn’t make any sense. But this is so much fun! I actually went to Hommaforum (a Finnish anti-immigration site) to find answers, and I did find another possible explanation. They use the phrase “etninen värinä” which translates literally as “ethnic vibration”. So it could mean “värisyttäjä” or “someone who vibrates/causes vibrations”. It seems obvious to me now, but I think the expression’s real meaning is lost intranslation, it sounds a bit archaic. People tend to use “vibe” for this specific meaning of thre word.
But still, the expression “enriching vibrant” deserves a prize for the sheer WTFness of literal translations with zero original jargon context explained
Can’t believe no one posted this yet…
Ok, I didn’t know they use the expression “etninen värinä”. I see they even use “värisijä”, a direct translation of “vibrant”. Looks like some well meaning liberal used to word “värinä” once in a column about immigration and multiculturalism and they adopted it as a derogatory term.
I’m glad someone finds all this fun. I stay as far away from Hommaforum as I possibly
can. I get so depressed. They think the worst threat to this country are people who make up less than one percent of the population. They are obsessed, hateful and just plain mean. And the misogyny doesn’t come as a surprise. They are a lot like MRAs but more mainstream.