I took a look at the always reprehensible In Mala Fide today, and ran across a very strange post indeed, written by someone calling himself Finndistan. Entitled “The Unfuckables,” the post started off by recounting a conversation that allegedly took place in the real world — the same real world, dear reader, that you and I live in.
Three guys sitting, good looking girl passes by, easily a nine.
“She’s beautiful man,” says one.
“Who?”
“That one. But she likes enriching vibrants.”
“I’d rather fuck an orc as now that looks more attractive to me.”
WHAT. THE. FUCK. is an “enriching vibrant?”
I look through the rest of the post. The strangeness continues:
It seems that fucking and enriching vibrants is becoming a fashion. Fine.
The only thing is this, I am an immigrant. Neither do I enrich, nor do I vibrate;
For me, and for many other men, Finnish, Western, non-Western, these women are undateable.
For me, and for many other men, these women are…
Unfuckable.
Once you let your pussy be enriched by a vibrating man’s rod, you radiate that. You shine in the dark.
You are an enriched vibrant-fucker.
You are unfuckable.
I look through the comments and find at least one reader as perplexed as me. Ferdinand Bardamu, the terrible human being behind In Mala Fide, steps in and clarifies that “vibrants = immigrants.”
That doesn’t really clarify very much, as Finndistan says he’s an immigrant, too. Nor does it explain all the “vibrating” nonsense. I return to the post, and find Finndistan working through a labored comparison with a Japanese nuclear disaster:
Fukushima was enriched. It was full of enriched plutonium. Then the earth vibrated.
My utmost respects go out to the men who sacrificed themselves to keep the disaster in check. Their debts will never be repaid. Not by a society that has alienated its men to the point of men dropping out of society in the millions.
What I am talking about is Fuckushima.
Fuckushima was enriched. It was full of enriched spermanium. Then the bed vibrated.
Fuck me if I sacrifice myself for that.
Ok then.
Setting aside Finndistan’s bizarre visions of nuclear spermageddon, I’m still perplexed as to why some immigrants – sorry, vibrants – are evil and “enriched” and “vibrating” while others – like Finndistan – aren’t?
I go to Finndistan’s own blog in an attempt to make some sense out of whatever the fuck he’s on about. I find a post entitled “The Fashion of Fucking an Enriching Vibrant – The Curse of The Unfuckables.” It starts out with this:
Allright,
We foreign men have a problem with The Unfuckables.
The women who got vibrated by enriching cock.
The women who got enriched by vibrating cock.
The women who got enriched by a vibrant.
The women who got vibrated by an enricher.
That’s no help. I go to another post in which Finndistan purports to explain his strange terminology. Entitled “The Unfuckables – A sensible explanation,” the post offers anything but that.
An Unfuckable is a woman who has gotten fucked by an enriching vibrant. Out of love, passion, of fashion, it does not matter.
Intimate contact, any kin[d] of penetration, and any kind of fluid exchange suffices.
Ok, then, I ask again: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. AN. ENRICHING. VIBRANT?
If I go into so much detail into The Unfuckables, I should go into some detail about enriching vibrants, enriching vibrating cock, vibrating enrichers etc.
I will call them vibrating enrichers, as this is the term I like most.
Being a vibrating enricher is a choice, so it is not something you are born with (cough cough), or something you cannot grow out of (cough cough)…
Before we go into choices, let’s go into what is not Vibrating, or what is not Enriching, thus what is also not supported by the state, the humanists, the multicultists, the diversity lovers.
Finndistan then lists a bunch of “acceptable” immigrant types, including:
The indian looking kid dressed in a smart business suit apparently having an after meeting beer with his Finnish colleague also dressed in a business suit. …
The middle eastern kid married to the same woman since I met him, who sired two kids, and is an honest working man.
The black dude who speaks perfect BBC english sitting on the table with two clearly high class Finnish girls. It is highly possible his clothing is tailored.
And then, on to those dastardly “vibrating enrichers.” Another list, including:
African kid coming over and immediately adopting to the American Gangbanger style.
The kid who’s wearing the saggin’ jeans with golden “Thug Life” embroidered throughout his ass
The middle easterner with the fake Armani shirt, pluched eyebrows, designer shapes shaved into his hair and make up on his face. …
The guy who’s choosing the gangbanger, the apaci style, over having any decent style, even including the Jersey Shore Douchebaggery. …
Basically anybody who is enriching the culture with their radioactiveness, and vibrating the culture with the vibration that made their homeland a place worthy escaping from.
So any woman who, er, exchanges fluid with any “enriching vibrant” man thus makes herself, in Finndistan’s eyes, an unfuckable.
Amazingly, the regulars back on In Mala Fide are able to get the gist of Finndistan’s rants without going to all the trouble I did. Ryu, the dude behind a blog titled White Nationalist Think Tank, comments:
Ah. So you’re talking about mixers – women who sleep with blacks, mexicans or muslims.
It’s just a step above beastiallity in my book. Her race and people are on the ropes. Enemies everywhere. Demographic crisis in the waiting. Then to show off how hip and tolerant she is or worse, to satisfy her own libido, she beds down with a protected group.
They are traitors, some of the worst offenders. The most beautiful woman in the world loses her charm after mixing. She’ll sleep with anything. Included are Heidi Klum, Nicole Kidman, and many of the people adapting negro babies.
Aleph Null adds his completely non-racist opinion:
I’m not a racist, except in the sense that anyone who recognizes reality in the USA is branded as a racist. And besides, I’m married.
But I have a very pragmatic reason for not wanting to bed a woman who “enriches vibrants.” African-Americans have 20 times the rate of Gonorrhea infection compared to whites, and 9 times the rate of syphilis and chlamydia. Blacks are 14% of the US population but accounted for 44% of new HIV infections in 2009.
The phrase “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick” comes to mind.
PA, easily adapting himself to Finndistan’s odd lingo, adds
I find white women who slept with well-tanned enriching vibrants viscerally repulsive. Even if she’s a 9, I wouldn’t fuck her. There is something vile and unclean about her aura.
This is no offense to enriching vibrants — I wouldn’t feel that way about a non-white woman who is otherwise attractive, but who presumably has previously slept with her own kind.
A fellow with the oh-so-clever nickname Eugenick shares his racial and sexual fantasies:
I would love to enrich some Japanese, Korean or Chinese chicks myself. I could pass on my White genes for independence, individualism and creativity, while they would contribute a high IQ mean for the future generations to revert to, as well as a better predisposition for working hard. Maybe such hybrids would be the new master race. After all, marvels like Hong Kong and Singapore have emerged from the combined efforts of Asians and Whites.
Sadly, I live in a Eastern European country where the main vibrant minority are low-avg-IQ Gypsies, and Asians are close to none.
Marcus Marcellus helps to clarify what is implied when Manosphere dudes talk semi-euphemistically about the evils of women who choose “thugs” over “nice guys” like them:
To me, any white girl who kneels before a black American and puts his cock in her mouth is completely tainted trash. There’s a level of submissive degeneracy that I cannot cross. It’s a very dark, quasi-rape issue actually. …
Today, a good 10% of these Millennial sluts are actively chasing their negro a la Hollywood star, except instead of adopting one they sleep with one…until he murders them – or just beats them badly.
A whole treatise could be written on the psychology behind the current phenomenon, one that would not please feminist women as it would reveal the masochistic element in women’s sexuality. Personally, I’m only dating girls who don’t complain when I occasionally use the “n-word.” It’s a way to vet them without doing some creepy background checks. I do not hate blacks; I just don’t want to breed with them.
I would think almost any woman would be overjoyed to discover that men like these consider her “unfuckable.”
@marc2020
Who are you talking about? All MRAs have something uniquely broken in their psyches that led them to become MRAs. Heck, our own trolls are all special snowflakes that couldn’t stand each other — some are PUAs, some are virulently anti-PUA, some are homophobes that think all gay men are child molestors, some hate all women with a passion, and some ARE women.
Improving the gene pool will start with figuring out how to get men knocked up, not discriminating against my fellow man.
The publishing company I work for is tackling that problem right now!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Pistols
Sadly, I’m not the editor in charge of that one. Mine is just about some guys banging at a sake brewery.
Shaenon, your story of brewery buttsex is intriguing.
Do you have a link?
I don’t think I have slept with any man who confuses “vibrant” with “vibrate”. Do MRAs not own dictionaries?
MRAs: Stop saying you’re racist while using the word “thug” it ain’t cool!
Pst, some men and other not women folks get pregnant in the here and now, because, you know, trans and intersex people exist.
@Derpwood, to make the quote thing, you put [blockqoute]quoted text goes here[/blockqoute] but used instead of [ ]
er, why does it edit out the <?
Anyways, use those pointy ones.
Kiwi girl, I don’t think it is a confusion, they’re doing a standard linguistic shift of “nounifying” an adjective. But yeah, bizarre choice of words to mask racist intent. From now on I’ll be on the lookout for strange usage of “vibrant”.
i’m from finland and i just came to say that we’re not all racist crackpots here
also, when i read the term “enriching vibrants” i thought it had something to do with vibrators… i guess they can be used to “enrich” the sexual experience?
thanks darksidecat
“…All MRAs have something uniquely broken in their psyches that led them to become MRAs. Heck, our own trolls are all special snowflakes that couldn’t stand each other … and some ARE women…”
Makes sense to me.
@shadow These Mala Fide guys I mean I can’t explain it but I’m just hooked on every word every time I think ok that’s the limit right there no way it can get any worse than that, low and behold they up the ante.
I don’t know stuff by the spearhead guys or AVFM I can just role my eyes at and say “MRA’s you know what they’re like” but stuff like “enriching vibrant” it’s on another level. That’s why I think there needs to be another name for them MRA just seems really mundane you know?
Woops sorry that last comment was ment for @xardoz mind was elsewhere
How I love Oglaf! ‘Flat bears’, anyone?
Mala Fide posters probably are in their own category, I’ve heard other MRAs insult them too. I don’t read much of the site because I’m disgusted enough by the “moderate” MRM sites, but they seem to be in the “traditionalists”, meaning they want everything to take a time warp back to the 1950s. Most MRAs are fine with the racism, sexism and everythingelse-ism this entails, but they hate the stuff about “manning up” (a clear example of the societal pressure the patriarchy puts on men, but MRAs see it as the gynocracy telling them get a job, a wife, support your kids, don’t play videogames and watch porn all the time).
And I’m glad you liked my post Mags. Congrats on your new r/mensrights mod position, watch out for the MRAs like Arks that want you gone from the planet!
I’m Slavic (Serbian to be precise). Does that make me white? I don’t know. Some white supremacists don’t mind. Others think I’m subhuman.
I hate to say this, but does anybody else find the KKK cartoon kind of cute? Thanx Xardoz. Why would they want me gone? I tend to be pretty deferential in most of my dealings.
Someone should really tell Finndistan that vibrant and vibrate are not the same word.
Also, if I tell MRAs that my ex is Asian (a couple of exes, in fact) does that mean that they’ll leave me alone? Oh joyous day!
Well, a good portion of them want to straight up kill anyone outside the gender binary, so there is that. Also many MRAs just flat plain want to kill anyone who looks like a woman in any way.
I do hope this means they will leave my half Chinese kids the hell alone. I have taught my daughters to never spend time with anyone who uses racial slurs, so there is that kind of protection.
@ marc2020
Can we call guys like this unfuckables? 🙂
Enriching vibrant, I think, comes from liberals saying something like “Immirgants enrich our culture and make it more vibrant”.
Or was this obvious to everyone?
So then the Fuckushima (and dude, inappropriate, and far, far, faaarrrr too soon) analogy is actually more tortured than it seems at first glance? Good to know. Because like Cassandra says, vibrate and vibrant are not the same word; also I was in Tokyo for that quake and allow me to tell you what you already know: not a goddamn person in the world describes that event as ‘the time Japan vibrated too much.’
@Maya: you’re not wrong. I always found that a very intriguing angle. I’m half German and half Russian, and I met quite a few Russians on my trips there who expressed a deep admiration of Hitler and told me that they are the last pure white race left. Usually at this point I start to explain that not only would their hero not consider them white, he thought of them as subhuman. Racists are odd, odd, odd people.
That guy finnawhatever is annoying.
This is much nicer to look at: