I took a look at the always reprehensible In Mala Fide today, and ran across a very strange post indeed, written by someone calling himself Finndistan. Entitled “The Unfuckables,” the post started off by recounting a conversation that allegedly took place in the real world — the same real world, dear reader, that you and I live in.
Three guys sitting, good looking girl passes by, easily a nine.
“She’s beautiful man,” says one.
“Who?”
“That one. But she likes enriching vibrants.”
“I’d rather fuck an orc as now that looks more attractive to me.”
WHAT. THE. FUCK. is an “enriching vibrant?”
I look through the rest of the post. The strangeness continues:
It seems that fucking and enriching vibrants is becoming a fashion. Fine.
The only thing is this, I am an immigrant. Neither do I enrich, nor do I vibrate;
For me, and for many other men, Finnish, Western, non-Western, these women are undateable.
For me, and for many other men, these women are…
Unfuckable.
Once you let your pussy be enriched by a vibrating man’s rod, you radiate that. You shine in the dark.
You are an enriched vibrant-fucker.
You are unfuckable.
I look through the comments and find at least one reader as perplexed as me. Ferdinand Bardamu, the terrible human being behind In Mala Fide, steps in and clarifies that “vibrants = immigrants.”
That doesn’t really clarify very much, as Finndistan says he’s an immigrant, too. Nor does it explain all the “vibrating” nonsense. I return to the post, and find Finndistan working through a labored comparison with a Japanese nuclear disaster:
Fukushima was enriched. It was full of enriched plutonium. Then the earth vibrated.
My utmost respects go out to the men who sacrificed themselves to keep the disaster in check. Their debts will never be repaid. Not by a society that has alienated its men to the point of men dropping out of society in the millions.
What I am talking about is Fuckushima.
Fuckushima was enriched. It was full of enriched spermanium. Then the bed vibrated.
Fuck me if I sacrifice myself for that.
Ok then.
Setting aside Finndistan’s bizarre visions of nuclear spermageddon, I’m still perplexed as to why some immigrants – sorry, vibrants – are evil and “enriched” and “vibrating” while others – like Finndistan – aren’t?
I go to Finndistan’s own blog in an attempt to make some sense out of whatever the fuck he’s on about. I find a post entitled “The Fashion of Fucking an Enriching Vibrant – The Curse of The Unfuckables.” It starts out with this:
Allright,
We foreign men have a problem with The Unfuckables.
The women who got vibrated by enriching cock.
The women who got enriched by vibrating cock.
The women who got enriched by a vibrant.
The women who got vibrated by an enricher.
That’s no help. I go to another post in which Finndistan purports to explain his strange terminology. Entitled “The Unfuckables – A sensible explanation,” the post offers anything but that.
An Unfuckable is a woman who has gotten fucked by an enriching vibrant. Out of love, passion, of fashion, it does not matter.
Intimate contact, any kin[d] of penetration, and any kind of fluid exchange suffices.
Ok, then, I ask again: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. AN. ENRICHING. VIBRANT?
If I go into so much detail into The Unfuckables, I should go into some detail about enriching vibrants, enriching vibrating cock, vibrating enrichers etc.
I will call them vibrating enrichers, as this is the term I like most.
Being a vibrating enricher is a choice, so it is not something you are born with (cough cough), or something you cannot grow out of (cough cough)…
Before we go into choices, let’s go into what is not Vibrating, or what is not Enriching, thus what is also not supported by the state, the humanists, the multicultists, the diversity lovers.
Finndistan then lists a bunch of “acceptable” immigrant types, including:
The indian looking kid dressed in a smart business suit apparently having an after meeting beer with his Finnish colleague also dressed in a business suit. …
The middle eastern kid married to the same woman since I met him, who sired two kids, and is an honest working man.
The black dude who speaks perfect BBC english sitting on the table with two clearly high class Finnish girls. It is highly possible his clothing is tailored.
And then, on to those dastardly “vibrating enrichers.” Another list, including:
African kid coming over and immediately adopting to the American Gangbanger style.
The kid who’s wearing the saggin’ jeans with golden “Thug Life” embroidered throughout his ass
The middle easterner with the fake Armani shirt, pluched eyebrows, designer shapes shaved into his hair and make up on his face. …
The guy who’s choosing the gangbanger, the apaci style, over having any decent style, even including the Jersey Shore Douchebaggery. …
Basically anybody who is enriching the culture with their radioactiveness, and vibrating the culture with the vibration that made their homeland a place worthy escaping from.
So any woman who, er, exchanges fluid with any “enriching vibrant” man thus makes herself, in Finndistan’s eyes, an unfuckable.
Amazingly, the regulars back on In Mala Fide are able to get the gist of Finndistan’s rants without going to all the trouble I did. Ryu, the dude behind a blog titled White Nationalist Think Tank, comments:
Ah. So you’re talking about mixers – women who sleep with blacks, mexicans or muslims.
It’s just a step above beastiallity in my book. Her race and people are on the ropes. Enemies everywhere. Demographic crisis in the waiting. Then to show off how hip and tolerant she is or worse, to satisfy her own libido, she beds down with a protected group.
They are traitors, some of the worst offenders. The most beautiful woman in the world loses her charm after mixing. She’ll sleep with anything. Included are Heidi Klum, Nicole Kidman, and many of the people adapting negro babies.
Aleph Null adds his completely non-racist opinion:
I’m not a racist, except in the sense that anyone who recognizes reality in the USA is branded as a racist. And besides, I’m married.
But I have a very pragmatic reason for not wanting to bed a woman who “enriches vibrants.” African-Americans have 20 times the rate of Gonorrhea infection compared to whites, and 9 times the rate of syphilis and chlamydia. Blacks are 14% of the US population but accounted for 44% of new HIV infections in 2009.
The phrase “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick” comes to mind.
PA, easily adapting himself to Finndistan’s odd lingo, adds
I find white women who slept with well-tanned enriching vibrants viscerally repulsive. Even if she’s a 9, I wouldn’t fuck her. There is something vile and unclean about her aura.
This is no offense to enriching vibrants — I wouldn’t feel that way about a non-white woman who is otherwise attractive, but who presumably has previously slept with her own kind.
A fellow with the oh-so-clever nickname Eugenick shares his racial and sexual fantasies:
I would love to enrich some Japanese, Korean or Chinese chicks myself. I could pass on my White genes for independence, individualism and creativity, while they would contribute a high IQ mean for the future generations to revert to, as well as a better predisposition for working hard. Maybe such hybrids would be the new master race. After all, marvels like Hong Kong and Singapore have emerged from the combined efforts of Asians and Whites.
Sadly, I live in a Eastern European country where the main vibrant minority are low-avg-IQ Gypsies, and Asians are close to none.
Marcus Marcellus helps to clarify what is implied when Manosphere dudes talk semi-euphemistically about the evils of women who choose “thugs” over “nice guys” like them:
To me, any white girl who kneels before a black American and puts his cock in her mouth is completely tainted trash. There’s a level of submissive degeneracy that I cannot cross. It’s a very dark, quasi-rape issue actually. …
Today, a good 10% of these Millennial sluts are actively chasing their negro a la Hollywood star, except instead of adopting one they sleep with one…until he murders them – or just beats them badly.
A whole treatise could be written on the psychology behind the current phenomenon, one that would not please feminist women as it would reveal the masochistic element in women’s sexuality. Personally, I’m only dating girls who don’t complain when I occasionally use the “n-word.” It’s a way to vet them without doing some creepy background checks. I do not hate blacks; I just don’t want to breed with them.
I would think almost any woman would be overjoyed to discover that men like these consider her “unfuckable.”
Er, discrimination and bigotry against the Romani didn’t end in the 19th century, it’s still very prevalent in many parts of the word. Even in the US, where Romani aren’t really a visible minority too much, people still say shit like “gypped” and present racist caricatures of Romani culture in books, tv, and art.
My attempt at the history behind the phrase:
1: I hate all these dang immigrants coming and messing up our white culture.
2: I know. All those multicultists and diversity lovers say that they’re “enriching” our culture… Phooey.
1: Heh, you know what else was enriched? Nuclear bombs. I don’t want those “enrichers” over here, they’ll blow up real people.
2: What’s that phrase… “rock the foundations?” or something? They’re not rocking anything, they’re just… vibrating.
1: Hmm… its a real shame we have to be so secret about all this, the world is too PC for its own good.
2: I know, we should think up some code word so that no-body except us knows what we’re talking about.
1: Ooh, that’d be awesome! We could choose something really vague, and make all these random statements about it to confuse everybody. They’ll never think to call us racist!
2: Hmm… so what should we call them?
(beat)
1+2: Vibrating enrichers!
@darksidecat
Thank you for the information. Also, how do I do that thing with quotes like you just did? Apologies for off-topic
I first figured that “enriching vibrants” had “enriching” as a verb… Like later in the op when someone implied they were “enriching” folks by bestowing white dna in the form of bodily fluid upon them…
But then they started talking about vibrating cocks, and I got lost all over again.
“Enriching vibrates” sounds like one of those terms racists use when they’re not sure they’re safely surrounded by other racists, like “Canadian” for “black” — so if they actually get called on it, they can say, “no, really, I know some lazy Canadians who wear baggy pants and listen to lots of rap, and that’s what I was complaining about, how DARE you accuse me of RACISM?”
I think they got it from how some of the sounds in ‘enriching vibrates’ sound like ‘immigrants’ if you sort of slur it together.
How… how exactly would he plan to conduct these background checks? I just imagine him leafing through the government listings looking the Federal Department of Finding Out If This One Chick Has Ever Done It With A Black Dude.
I need a shower after reading that.
So they make an exception for Asian women, do they also make an exception for white women/Asian men? I hope that makes me unkfuckable to the racist fuckwads.
Support for a sociolinguistic theory (proposed by Eduardo Bonnilla-Silva) that while what in the US is called “Jim Crow Racism” (overt, segregationist, legally supported, and violent) is not as prominent any more, there’s lots of support for aversive/unconscious racism (marked in part by a range of euphemisms for Jim Crow racial epithets).
@Ruby: Look, Bonilla-Silva has LOTS of credentials. Therefore he is right, right?
http://gradschool.duke.edu/about/profiles/Eduardo%20Bonilla-Silva.php
@Hertta: Thanks for the background on the Finnish use!
@Magdelyn: Nobody makes you spend billions and billions of seconds here. Nobody would miss you if you never showed up again (or at least I am prepared to theorize). And please note that the length of the post comes from the amount of evidence that David provides–I for one am glad he did. It would be impossible to grasp the sheer width and breadth and depth of the racism lurking behind the incoherence and neologisms.
Women are like M&Ms, it doesn’t matter what colour they are on the outside because they’re all the same on the inside. I’m no racist as I believe in the primacy of my black brothas and asian onii-chans over women of any colour. Improving the gene pool will start with figuring out how to get men knocked up, not discriminating against my fellow man.
That’s nice, Arks. Go write your racist Mpreg fan fiction somewhere else.
So basically I take it “enriching vibrants” was someone’s cutesy quasi-euphemism for “white women sleeping with men of color,” because while blatant misogyny is part of their bread and butter, at least some of them don’t quiiiiiiiiiite want to start throwing the “n-word” all over the place.
That’s nice Arks. Run along now, the grownups are playing.
Epic, this will go down in manboobz history as one of the memorable posts. I feel enriched. Vibrant.
The enriching vibrants thing is more complicated than just a racial thing, though. Finndistan appears to use it to mean non-white immigrants who aren’t Finndistan or his “good” non-white immigrant friends, while his white commentariat seem to take it to mean all non-whites.
Which I guess isn’t all that complicated after all. But here’s a good story: Finndistan told a Thai girl who had been interested in fucking him that he was half German and half Turkish, and she stopped being interested. Therefore: Fuck immigrants.
It’s hard to parse his meaning because his English is so off. But within the course of the blog post, he doles out hate to (1) his Turkish ancestors, (2) anyone who is pro-immigration, and (3) immigrants. But the Thai girl being racist is fucked up, right, Finndistan? Only Finndistan gets to say who girls should be racist against.
At bottom, it looks like Finndistan is just one of those oh-so-common “Bitches be whores because they won’t sleep with me, a Nice Guy, and only want to sleep with assholes” kinds of guys. It’s just weird to me that he’s framing it as a race/immigration thing when he is an immigrant who is self-conscious about his own racial heritage.
Or again, maybe it’s not that weird. I guess people engage in self-hatred and/or exceptionalism all the time.
Ah yes, the old “It’s not racist if it’s true” racist statement. My favorite kind!
So I’m trying to figure out a good way to mention that there are black men in my sexual history in order to weed out these types from the get go. Any ideas? Maybe I’ll just ask them.
Whenever someone starts with “I’m not a racist, except…” what they mean is, “I am a racist — allow me to demonstrate!”
That is to say, ask them what they think of interracial dating.
Thanks, Herrta. That makes (well, some) sense out of the garble. I was wondering about those words, enrich and vibrant, they do tend to show up in celebrations of multiculturalism. So, hey, let’s pervert their meaning to serve racist ends.
YAY! Another way to drive off MRAs! Now to figure out a way to slip my vibrantly multicultural dating/fucking history into casual conversation…
When you consider that there really is no such thing as race genetically speaking, what you’re left with are a group of people who hate anyone who doesn’t look like them, i.e. the typical racist.
But it seems when you combine misogyny with racism, the misogyny wins out. Hating women is #1 and hating people not of your “race” comes in at 2.
I was ready to swear that “women who use sex toys are ruining themselves for real men” was going to come into this somehow (heh heh, she said “come”). And rich people.
But no, that would have made too much sense.
Sorry, I love Arks, he is the purest form of MRA. I believe in your dream hunny, one day manly MRAs like you will be FREE FROM WOMEN’S TAINT. (NSFW, Oglaf)
I’ve been thinking it over and I really don’t think it’s accurate to call this guy an MRA any more as he’s seems to have transcended that little niche into something that I feel genuinely deserves its own classification, anyone got any suggestions?
@xardoz
I love that strip, but it doesn’t really suit Arks. Kronar actually learns better.
Yeah, Arks would probably just throw more wolves or fell creatures in the pit, because he’s a crap guy.