I took a look at the always reprehensible In Mala Fide today, and ran across a very strange post indeed, written by someone calling himself Finndistan. Entitled “The Unfuckables,” the post started off by recounting a conversation that allegedly took place in the real world — the same real world, dear reader, that you and I live in.
Three guys sitting, good looking girl passes by, easily a nine.
“She’s beautiful man,” says one.
“Who?”
“That one. But she likes enriching vibrants.”
“I’d rather fuck an orc as now that looks more attractive to me.”
WHAT. THE. FUCK. is an “enriching vibrant?”
I look through the rest of the post. The strangeness continues:
It seems that fucking and enriching vibrants is becoming a fashion. Fine.
The only thing is this, I am an immigrant. Neither do I enrich, nor do I vibrate;
For me, and for many other men, Finnish, Western, non-Western, these women are undateable.
For me, and for many other men, these women are…
Unfuckable.
Once you let your pussy be enriched by a vibrating man’s rod, you radiate that. You shine in the dark.
You are an enriched vibrant-fucker.
You are unfuckable.
I look through the comments and find at least one reader as perplexed as me. Ferdinand Bardamu, the terrible human being behind In Mala Fide, steps in and clarifies that “vibrants = immigrants.”
That doesn’t really clarify very much, as Finndistan says he’s an immigrant, too. Nor does it explain all the “vibrating” nonsense. I return to the post, and find Finndistan working through a labored comparison with a Japanese nuclear disaster:
Fukushima was enriched. It was full of enriched plutonium. Then the earth vibrated.
My utmost respects go out to the men who sacrificed themselves to keep the disaster in check. Their debts will never be repaid. Not by a society that has alienated its men to the point of men dropping out of society in the millions.
What I am talking about is Fuckushima.
Fuckushima was enriched. It was full of enriched spermanium. Then the bed vibrated.
Fuck me if I sacrifice myself for that.
Ok then.
Setting aside Finndistan’s bizarre visions of nuclear spermageddon, I’m still perplexed as to why some immigrants – sorry, vibrants – are evil and “enriched” and “vibrating” while others – like Finndistan – aren’t?
I go to Finndistan’s own blog in an attempt to make some sense out of whatever the fuck he’s on about. I find a post entitled “The Fashion of Fucking an Enriching Vibrant – The Curse of The Unfuckables.” It starts out with this:
Allright,
We foreign men have a problem with The Unfuckables.
The women who got vibrated by enriching cock.
The women who got enriched by vibrating cock.
The women who got enriched by a vibrant.
The women who got vibrated by an enricher.
That’s no help. I go to another post in which Finndistan purports to explain his strange terminology. Entitled “The Unfuckables – A sensible explanation,” the post offers anything but that.
An Unfuckable is a woman who has gotten fucked by an enriching vibrant. Out of love, passion, of fashion, it does not matter.
Intimate contact, any kin[d] of penetration, and any kind of fluid exchange suffices.
Ok, then, I ask again: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. AN. ENRICHING. VIBRANT?
If I go into so much detail into The Unfuckables, I should go into some detail about enriching vibrants, enriching vibrating cock, vibrating enrichers etc.
I will call them vibrating enrichers, as this is the term I like most.
Being a vibrating enricher is a choice, so it is not something you are born with (cough cough), or something you cannot grow out of (cough cough)…
Before we go into choices, let’s go into what is not Vibrating, or what is not Enriching, thus what is also not supported by the state, the humanists, the multicultists, the diversity lovers.
Finndistan then lists a bunch of “acceptable” immigrant types, including:
The indian looking kid dressed in a smart business suit apparently having an after meeting beer with his Finnish colleague also dressed in a business suit. …
The middle eastern kid married to the same woman since I met him, who sired two kids, and is an honest working man.
The black dude who speaks perfect BBC english sitting on the table with two clearly high class Finnish girls. It is highly possible his clothing is tailored.
And then, on to those dastardly “vibrating enrichers.” Another list, including:
African kid coming over and immediately adopting to the American Gangbanger style.
The kid who’s wearing the saggin’ jeans with golden “Thug Life” embroidered throughout his ass
The middle easterner with the fake Armani shirt, pluched eyebrows, designer shapes shaved into his hair and make up on his face. …
The guy who’s choosing the gangbanger, the apaci style, over having any decent style, even including the Jersey Shore Douchebaggery. …
Basically anybody who is enriching the culture with their radioactiveness, and vibrating the culture with the vibration that made their homeland a place worthy escaping from.
So any woman who, er, exchanges fluid with any “enriching vibrant” man thus makes herself, in Finndistan’s eyes, an unfuckable.
Amazingly, the regulars back on In Mala Fide are able to get the gist of Finndistan’s rants without going to all the trouble I did. Ryu, the dude behind a blog titled White Nationalist Think Tank, comments:
Ah. So you’re talking about mixers – women who sleep with blacks, mexicans or muslims.
It’s just a step above beastiallity in my book. Her race and people are on the ropes. Enemies everywhere. Demographic crisis in the waiting. Then to show off how hip and tolerant she is or worse, to satisfy her own libido, she beds down with a protected group.
They are traitors, some of the worst offenders. The most beautiful woman in the world loses her charm after mixing. She’ll sleep with anything. Included are Heidi Klum, Nicole Kidman, and many of the people adapting negro babies.
Aleph Null adds his completely non-racist opinion:
I’m not a racist, except in the sense that anyone who recognizes reality in the USA is branded as a racist. And besides, I’m married.
But I have a very pragmatic reason for not wanting to bed a woman who “enriches vibrants.” African-Americans have 20 times the rate of Gonorrhea infection compared to whites, and 9 times the rate of syphilis and chlamydia. Blacks are 14% of the US population but accounted for 44% of new HIV infections in 2009.
The phrase “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick” comes to mind.
PA, easily adapting himself to Finndistan’s odd lingo, adds
I find white women who slept with well-tanned enriching vibrants viscerally repulsive. Even if she’s a 9, I wouldn’t fuck her. There is something vile and unclean about her aura.
This is no offense to enriching vibrants — I wouldn’t feel that way about a non-white woman who is otherwise attractive, but who presumably has previously slept with her own kind.
A fellow with the oh-so-clever nickname Eugenick shares his racial and sexual fantasies:
I would love to enrich some Japanese, Korean or Chinese chicks myself. I could pass on my White genes for independence, individualism and creativity, while they would contribute a high IQ mean for the future generations to revert to, as well as a better predisposition for working hard. Maybe such hybrids would be the new master race. After all, marvels like Hong Kong and Singapore have emerged from the combined efforts of Asians and Whites.
Sadly, I live in a Eastern European country where the main vibrant minority are low-avg-IQ Gypsies, and Asians are close to none.
Marcus Marcellus helps to clarify what is implied when Manosphere dudes talk semi-euphemistically about the evils of women who choose “thugs” over “nice guys” like them:
To me, any white girl who kneels before a black American and puts his cock in her mouth is completely tainted trash. There’s a level of submissive degeneracy that I cannot cross. It’s a very dark, quasi-rape issue actually. …
Today, a good 10% of these Millennial sluts are actively chasing their negro a la Hollywood star, except instead of adopting one they sleep with one…until he murders them – or just beats them badly.
A whole treatise could be written on the psychology behind the current phenomenon, one that would not please feminist women as it would reveal the masochistic element in women’s sexuality. Personally, I’m only dating girls who don’t complain when I occasionally use the “n-word.” It’s a way to vet them without doing some creepy background checks. I do not hate blacks; I just don’t want to breed with them.
I would think almost any woman would be overjoyed to discover that men like these consider her “unfuckable.”
I have no idea what the fuck I just read, and I’m STILL disgusted.
Oh David,
You hit the mother load with that one. I have rarely seen that much crazy and stupid together in the same place! What the hell were they on about? It all sounded vaguely science-fictionish to me…only weirder.
*scratches head*
I’ve heard a lot of racial slurs/euphemisms, but “enriching vibrants” is a new one on me.
In related news, fuck these asshole racist fucks, well, not literally, of course, even if you weren’t “unfuckable”.
Hey In Racist Fide?
The KKK called, they want their robes and pointy hoods back
I’ve just had the novel experience of feeling my skin crawl whilst crying with laughter
I AM ENRICHING VIBRANT, HEAR ME ROAR!!!!
” Personally, I’m only dating girls who don’t complain when I occasionally use the “n-word.” It’s a way to vet them without doing some creepy background checks. I do not hate blacks; I just don’t want to breed with them.”
Well, I applaud his desire to not inflict himself on non-racist women, but I am still grossed out by the level of douchebaggery.
Those comments are just surreal.
“I don’t know what an enriching vibrant is, but I know I’m racist against it!”
It’s no wonder the women they’re bitching about enjoy sex with brown people, since apparently they vibrate. Sounds like fun to me!
(Ooh, do I count as unfuckable to these racist sacks of shit if my vibrator was made in a non-Western country? I hope so!)
The Unfuckables! In order to bring down feminist mastermind Andrea Dworkin in The Windy City, Paul Elam assembles a small, hand-picked team! Who would star? We’d need at least three white men, one other white man who’s got an accent, a token minority, and a woman who wishes Elam would notice her but always gets told to make the coffee at meetings.
It takes talent when you can say things that are utterly reprehensible, yet leave me feeling more confused by what I read than enraged.
Good job, dude.
Radioactive sperm-ageddon vibrating the earth…wait, hes not talking about? OH SHIT, IT HAPPENED, The JESUIT NUKAKKE BOMB WENT OFF!!!!
Curse my pasty-white ass! The only way I’m gonna compete is if I drop $12 on a novelty in the “Family Planning” aisle at Walgreen’s! MISANDRY!
There’s a neologism I could have happily gone to my grave without hearing….
The rabbit hole, beware the rabbit hole… ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*falling*
MRAs: just so you know, when you use the term ‘thug alpha’ and try to assert it’s not just an euphemism for ‘nigger’, it helps not writing entire screeds saying “Oh and BTW, when I say ‘thug alpha’, I really really mean ‘nigger’.”
I mean, we’re not duped by your cute attempts at saying racist things without looking like a racist, but at least try to maintain the facade.
Also, if you’re under the delusion that a white woman sleeping with a black man is inherently ‘degrading’, you need to watch less interracial porn. Because I’ll let you in on a secret: the degrading part in interracial porn is usually the porn part, not the interracial part. It’s just that you only recognize how fucked up the gender dynamics are in most mainstream porn if the guy on screen is black and not white (since presumably you’d like to be in the place of the white dude and do the exact same degrading things).
I get a special kick out of “Teh Gypsies will spoil our whitey whiteness!” rants, because I am (a) Romani and (b) white-skinned as the driven snow. Sorry, racist jackasses, but both my white genes AND my Gypsy ones think you’re full of it.
Wowww…
@Polliwog
For real! I thought I was just having some funky fly sexy times with the white women/girls that I hooked up with. I didn’t know that I was innoculating them against these dickwads. I am a public service!
“The Unfuckables! In order to bring down feminist mastermind Andrea Dworkin in The Windy City, Paul Elam assembles a small, hand-picked team! Who would star? We’d need at least three white men, one other white man who’s got an accent, a token minority, and a woman who wishes Elam would notice her but always gets told to make the coffee at meetings.”
*slow clap*
Y’know, it’s not like I was ever under the impression that the MRM isn’t racist, but it seems like lately they’ve decided to let their WN flag fly proudly and completely unapologetically. Check out the comments on ANY NUMBER OF Spearhead posts lately. Which — again — isn’t exactly surprising to me, but is it too much to ask that they give up the pretense of actually caring about issues that affect men of color disproportionately to white men (such as prison sentencing, equal access to higher learning, homelessness, etc.) as opposed to using figures skewed by racial discrimination to disingenuously bolster their arguments about how men as a whole are assraped by the jackboot of feminism, etc.?
As to enriching vibrants and vibrating enrichers, god. That’s incomprehensible and vile even for the MRM.
I’m sorry David, I can’t spend billions and billions of seconds reading these overly long posts. You gotta start writing more succinctly. Thanx in advance.
Seriously, the fuck?
Why do these scumbags always seem to make an exception for Asian women? Oh, wait…
And also, whining about Romani? Nice that they’re being upfront about envying the fucking 19th century.
So fucking a black guy made me black? I mean, obviously not colorwise (that would be crazy), but genetically somehow? Or does it just turn my eggs black?
Whaa… what did I just read?
Being Finnish, I got what he meant right away. The slurs the racists over here like to use are words derived from liberals’ vocabulary, like “diversity” and “multicultural”. Like “a multiculture raped a Finnsh woman again”. Enriching vibrant, I think, comes from liberals saying something like “Immirgants enrich our culture and make it more vibrant”.
Or was this obvious to everyone?