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F*ck your civil rights you lying whores: Yet more words of wisdom from Tom “Sexismbuster” Martin

Apparently Burger King is also a whore. The ultimate one, in fact.

Evidently I posted that last Tom Martin post too soon: the self-professed sexismbuster – who recently had his “anti-male discrimination” case against the London School of Economics thrown out of court — wasn’t finished telling us about how women are all a bunch of lying whores.  (Sorry: All but 3 percent of women, that is.) So here are few more pearls of wisdom from Tom, all collected from the comments here since the last post a couple of days ago.

As you read these, remember that Mr. Martin has been something of a cause celebre in the Men’s  Rights movement, hailed as a fighter for true equality.

Click the titles to see the full quotes in context.

The Gulag Whoripelago:

[M]ost women and feminists absolutely hate the idea of compulsory paternity tests.

Even though paternity tests would reduce male paranoia and controlling behaviour, as they’d have automatic verification the child was actually theirs, we can see my these reactions, women would rather perpetuate “the patriarchy” by perpetuating male uncertainty. …

If we tell women to find the father and get him tested and verified pronto – or face a huge fine and a six month spell of National Service – she’ll find the father every time.

Every time a woman has sex, she’ll be thinking I better get this guy’s details, or I’m going to the Gulag. She’ll get the details.

Compounded shite:

I pointed out in an essay on hard seating in a museum, that the discomfort for men is compunded by not only having smaller weight-bearing buttock pads than women, but by being heavier than women, so having more weight bearing down onto a smaller area – and that the problem is compounded further still, by people not taking the complaint seriously.

This inhabitants of this website are compounded shite trying their best to block equality wherever it might happen.

David Futrelle is a huge winner:

Remember, your leader, David Futrelle is a douche, who cannot or does not want to distinguish between a men’s equality issues and misogyny.

He made a judgment call with this article and got it wrong.

If its his job to get things wrong, then he is a huge winner.

Just sign here:

A pre-sex contract would …  go a long way to eradicating many false rape allegations.

It would also make people think about the consequences of unprotected sex, so reduce unwanted pregnancies and children in the first place.

It would also end the entrapment culture, where a women tries her best to get knocked up by someone rich then hit them up for huge child support payments.

It would also reduce instances of sperm theft – as there would be less incentive to impregnate oneself this way with an unwilling and financially inoculated against entrapment father to be.

It would also reduce women’s motives to lie about being on the pill when not – as less incentive for entrapment – so less unplanned pregnancies for men to deal with.

The pre-sex contract could be a simple, quick, application on a mobile phone which records the man and woman’s voice, or videos it, so eradicating fraud. It does not to be a four page document in triplicate.

It takes one word to establish when sex is not wanted, “No” so it need not take many more to establish whether in the event of an unwanted pregnancy, the protagonists agree to the normal financial and caregiving responsibilities and consequences or not.

Currently, because women have all the contraception options and men only one, it should fall on the woman to establish whether effective contraception is being used or not – where as, the current system says men should ‘keep it in their pants’ which fails to acknowledge that the woman equally fails to keep it in her pants, and has effective contraception and abortion and adoption options, where the man doesn’t. So, the woman should be held a bit more accountable than she currently is for unwanted pregnancies. It’s win/win (but whore lose).

What could possibly go wrong with giving the government video footage of all sexual acts?

[I]f you want to eradicate absolutely all false allegations, and eradicate the chances of acquaintance rapists getting away with it too, then you need an app on your phone which can record the sound and picture whilst people have sex, but which cannot be played back, as it is instantly scrambled, and sent to a central data agency, where it stays scrambled, and can only be unscrambled by a police investigator in the event of a false I mean in the event of a rape allegation.

If people don’t make a rape allegation within a few weeks or whatever, the scrambled data is automatically deleted anyway.

So, I’ve just cut the rate of false rape claims and the rate of rapists getting away with it.

Fuck your civil rights you lying whores:

We will only ever know the precise rate of false rape allegations when fMRI lie detector brain scans are administered on everyone who claims they were raped (which I am all for – fuck your civil rights you lying whores).

Rape’s real victims: the cops who have to listen to all those whores lying about being raped

STOP LYING ABOUT RAPE YOU WHORES!

Seriously, its so demoralizing working on a rape unit, that the cop who processes the rape claim now gets moved onto another case, so they don’t get corrupted by the realization that so many women are lying and then miss the odd real one due to overwhelming skepticism.

Fem whores will always resist anything that holds rape accusers to account.

They know.

The End … or is it?

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Bostonian
12 years ago

They are great though, and not like the nasty cake pops that are made of mashed up cake and frosting, but lovely fluffy little balls of cake enrobed in chocolate and decorated with sprinkles.

Bostonian
12 years ago

This was the inauguration of my bake pop pan, and I will be making easter egg color cake pops for easter.

The cake balls are also good simply enrobed in the chocolate with no stick.

I also covered some with cinnamon sugar for something like a cake donut with less frying.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

They kind of remind me of a dessert from my childhood – snowballs.

http://www.food.com/recipe/coconut-snowballs-339752

To make the Scottish version you cut the cake balls in half, spread strawberry or raspberry jam in the middle, stick them back together, and then roll in icing sugar and coconut. My mum used to have my friends come over and make these assembly line style when I was a kid, and then take them to school to give out in class.

Bostonian
12 years ago

Oh I must try making those! I love coconut.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

Kids love them! Plus they’re fun to make, and easy for little kids to help out with.

Bostonian
12 years ago

My oldest hates coconut though, so it will have to be for a group gathering.

Bostonian
12 years ago

Because if I am left alone with that many coconut cookies, I will end up visible from space.

cloudiah
12 years ago

Well, now I just want to enrobe something in chocolate!

CassandraSays
12 years ago

As a child someone once left me alone in a room with a large plate of coconut halwa. Only the thought that my mother might yell at me prevented me from clearing the plate.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

For those who have no idea what halwa is…it’s sort of like fudge? That’s the best comparison I can come up with.

http://www.trendyrelish.com/2010/03/coconut-halwa.html

Bostonian
12 years ago

My work here is done.

(not that being done will prevent me from posting)

Falconer
Falconer
12 years ago

Well, now I just want to enrobe something in chocolate!

Tom Martin
12 years ago

Whores.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Are you drunk?

CassandraSays
12 years ago

Making desserts = prostitution, in the same universe in which wooden chairs are misandry.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

Well, it is 3 AM in London. So yeah, I’m guessing that Tom has had a few pints.

Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

Ah, I see Tom has gone for the minimalist comment. Good job Tom!

Falconer
Falconer
12 years ago

Gerbils.

Xtra
Xtra
12 years ago

gerbil whores

Bostonian
12 years ago

Cake Pops!

Bostonian
12 years ago

Enrobed!

Bostonian
12 years ago

In Chocolate!

cloudiah
12 years ago

I have no idea what this is, but it seems relevant somehow:

BigMomma
BigMomma
12 years ago

what is a bake pop pan? where can i get one…in Australia?

Bostonian
12 years ago

They are pans with hemishperes in them to make fluffy balls of cake to enrobe in chocolate.

They are on Amazon right now, too. I will look for other sources.