Reading this blog, you might get the impression that Men’s Rights activists lack a sense of humor. Not so! Some of them even make their own hilarious comics! I’d like to celebrate three of the finest MRA cartoons I’ve seen thus far in the first edition of what I’d like to call the MRA Comics Cavalcade. Click the thumbnails to go to the (full-sized) comics themselves.
In this edition of the popular The Pigman Cometh, the aforementioned Pigman, who has apparently killed a woman, dances with her corpse while spouting humorous remarks about how women and marriage suck. This comic is written by one dude, and drawn by another. Yes, it takes two people to produce masterpieces like this.Two separate people.
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In this NSFW cartoon found on the blog Wimminz, two evil feminists talk evilly about divorce and park in a handicapped parking space. Just like real feminists would! And then a guy has sex with, apparently, some sex dolls?
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And, finally, in this edition of plasticBrickAutomaton, an evil feminist door-to-door saleswoman tries to sell some dude a weird and incorrect caricature of postmodernism. The guy cleverly parries her attempts to indoctrinate him by attaching a baby to a balloon and letting it float away, to ultimately meet its demise. (One imagines.) This got more than 100 upvotes when it was posted to the Men’s Rights subreddit.
More MRA Comics Cavalcades to come!
I’ve never understood why people get so hung up about toilet seats. I live in a household with four people, perfectly split along gender lines. So half the household would prefer the seat to be down all of the time, and the other half would prefer it to be down at least some of the time. Which means that there’s a general (if unspoken) consensus that the collective household would prefer it to be down a clear majority of the time, and therefore it’s left down.
True, my son doesn’t necessarily agree with this, but he’s nine.
But all this reminded me of one of B____n’s most revealing outbursts – I wouldn’t know where to start when it came to finding the original post, so apologies if I’m misremembering, but when he was told that in some places female bathroom facilities took up more space than the male equivalent, he seemed genuinely astounded. And then outraged, as to him this was a prima facie case of misandry at a high corporate level.
But as the former manager of a small arts venue, I remember the constant frustrations we encountered as a result of our bathroom facilities being identically-sized – because, for reasons inescapably hardwired into their biology, the women’s queues were always much longer. So when we had a chance to remodel that part of the building, we significantly expanded their facilities.
Were we giving into feminist pressure? Actually, our rationale was far more cynical than that: we assumed that shortening the interval queues would mean that the women would now be able to spend just as much in the bar as the men. So far from pandering to their wishes, our motive was ruthless capitalist exploitation.
Which even B_____n should have been able to grasp, if he’d ever shown any evidence of a functioning intellect.
The boy I dated briefly in sixth grade was a small time pot dealer. He was less mean than I was at the time. So much so that the other pot dealers thought I was his muscle and tried to recruit me. Wait, was I a thug alpha? Did my later years of pacifism turn me into an omega?
Seconding/thirding drug dealers, particularly of soft drugs, as generally being pretty nice people.
Acid, MDMA, and weed in particular tend not to make most people much money; it’s about love of the drug, getting some free yourself, and making friends.
Anyway, can we have something in schools to teach everyone at least the very basics of what postmodernism is? I’ve lost count of how many jokes I’ve heard that are “somebody does something weird – postmodernism LOL!”.
BONUS NOTE TO US CARTOONISTS: Outside of the US, “Marxist” is a political position, not an insult.
“US CARTOONISTS” above should be read as “U.S. cartoonists”, not “us cartoonists”, although apparently we do have cartoonists among us.
“inobedient nazi ass” is not such a bad phrase. Too bad everything else was so awful.
Arks, your comic is amusingly full of fail. I’ll give you that much.
As for JeremiahMRA, gee guys how bad do you have to be for even the MRAs to want to toss you? Jerimiah advocates beating women into compliance, and has stated that if this “wisdom” had been followed society would not be on the verge of collapse. He’s been downvoted and outright deleted for the crap he says,even on reddit sites.
THAT’S who they want to trade me for?
Christ. And I thought I was loved. 🙁
Oh, you’re so cute ozy, exactly as I imagined you! I hereby declare you winner of all the arguments.
The blank-face human with a funny t-shirt you’re riding seems a very nice person too.
@Qanan: A) I don’t know what you do up your way, but we don’t actually make a habit of trading human beings ’round here o_O and B) even if we did, Ozy is quite well-liked, thankyouverymuch. However, I hope you’ll still grace us with one of your paintings!
Wow, Ozy. For some reason, you look very different than I randomly imagined you, despite having no visual cues whatsoever. O_o
I think Ozy gets to pick zir side on zir own?
But anyway… DUDE, NO TRADE.
We might give you NWOslave for Jeremiah though.
Eh, I don’t know. NWO’s sovereign citizen bullshit makes me goggle and giggle. I don’t think I’d find Jeremiah as amusing.
But Holly! NWO is like, a mascot or something! We’d have to find a new Troll of the Year! Until he has proven himself, I refuse to believe this Jeremiah fellow will EVER compare.
Interesting story: when my ex and I first moved to NYC, we had to stay with her family for a few months while I looked for work (she already had a job, but we couldn’t afford an apartment on it).
The day we arrive, we’ve put most of our stuff in storage. We’re bone-deep exhausted, but we still need to deliver our personal effects to the apartment. I, a lifelong country mouse, am having trouble parallel parking, so a couple of guys sitting outside the bodega help talk me in. Then they offer to watch our stuff while we unpack. This is good, because you can’t leave stuff unattended on the sidewalk in NYC. If my ex and I can both carry stuff upstairs at the same time, our unpacking time is greatly reduced. My ex’s mother thanks them, which we take as a sign they’re trustworthy. They are. We unpack with no trouble.
As we’re heading upstairs, I ask my ex’s mother who they were: “Oh, they’re just the local drug dealers. They’re good boys.”
Bit of a surprise for someone who grew up in RuralWhitePeopleTown, Upstate New York, during the Just Say No campaigns of the Eighties, but it turns out that the people who sell pot and Ecstasy to Columbia students aren’t the scariest people in the world.
Arks – your webcomic is bad and you should feel bad.
“Arks – your webcomic is bad and you should feel bad.”
Agreed. It was neither funny nor offensive. It was just a bunch bad doodles spouting stupid garbage.
No, it was cutting edge comedy that notices the similarity between men losing their jobs (as workers and contributors to society) to eastern Europeans while women are also losing their jobs (as wives and penis receptacles) to eastern Europeans. Very pertinent and incisive, not that I expect a woman to understand.
Oh noes! What if I can’t be a penis receptical anymores? Whatever shall I do with my long busy days of working for a living, caring for family and having fun? Cause like the job of penis receptical is the only worthy activity I have!!! Ohhh noooes!
Huh. Now see, I thought the current racist trope was that it was Chinese and Indians (along with the perrenial favorite, the Mexicans) who took our jarrrbs, not eastern Europeans.
Also, if whatever woman you’re with considers it a “job” to receive your penis, U R DOIN IT WRONG!
Hey Arks, I’m a gay man, which means I’m a penis receptacle too!
WHY AREN’T I GETTING PAID FOR THIS JOB?
–Rogan
My job is treating patients and handling paperwork in a hospital.
My hobby is being a penis receptacle.
🙂
So how many Eastern European women has your wife lost you to, Arks?
Ozy has a blank face! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh wait, zir is the little green creature. Ozy rides blanked face peeps! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Heehee
@Visc – Ok it is, MRA art. I call it 2 white dudes. http://i.imgur.com/fhNC7.jpg
@Holly – You guys really want Jeremiah for NWO? I mean, have you met Jeremiah? It’s a deal!