Reading this blog, you might get the impression that Men’s Rights activists lack a sense of humor. Not so! Some of them even make their own hilarious comics! I’d like to celebrate three of the finest MRA cartoons I’ve seen thus far in the first edition of what I’d like to call the MRA Comics Cavalcade. Click the thumbnails to go to the (full-sized) comics themselves.
In this edition of the popular The Pigman Cometh, the aforementioned Pigman, who has apparently killed a woman, dances with her corpse while spouting humorous remarks about how women and marriage suck. This comic is written by one dude, and drawn by another. Yes, it takes two people to produce masterpieces like this.Two separate people.
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In this NSFW cartoon found on the blog Wimminz, two evil feminists talk evilly about divorce and park in a handicapped parking space. Just like real feminists would! And then a guy has sex with, apparently, some sex dolls?
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And, finally, in this edition of plasticBrickAutomaton, an evil feminist door-to-door saleswoman tries to sell some dude a weird and incorrect caricature of postmodernism. The guy cleverly parries her attempts to indoctrinate him by attaching a baby to a balloon and letting it float away, to ultimately meet its demise. (One imagines.) This got more than 100 upvotes when it was posted to the Men’s Rights subreddit.
More MRA Comics Cavalcades to come!
Here are some of the charities my lady dollars have supported that help men:
Oxfam helps men.
ALSA (Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis) Association helps men.
Hope for Javier helps boys.
(In addition to the ones Fatman lists above.)
Plus, like a lot of people on this blog, I made a small donation to a DUDE who had a sick cat, but it was a DUDE. As Ithiliana pointed out, there isn’t some fixed amount of compassion in the world. I rescue cats, AND I help humans where I can. See, it’s both-and not either-or.
@raspberryberet13
“p.s. After all MEN are PARENTS too”
Men are not parents.
Can a parent have his children kidnapped, have money extorted from him and be placed in debtors prison if he fails to pay the extortion fee?
Can a non-married parent be denied the right to have any contact with his child? Can he have his child put up for adoption over his protests?
Can a parent have his child slaughtered before birth against his will?
Men, are most definitely not parents.
@zhinxy: I admit I sometimes go on /soc/, out of some bizarre rubber-necking sort of tendency.
This Moroccan teenager was punished for being raped by being pressured by the courts to marry her rapist. She killed herself.
NWO, we know this is the kind of world you’d like for everybody. Fuck off. Just seriously, fuck off.
@cloudiah
Just because you googled a help site doesn’t mean you gave anything at all. In the time it took your furious digging to find anything that offers help to any man a dozen straight men commited suicide. They were only straight so it’s of no consquence. If it was of any consequence, wouldn’t our unbiased media have alerted us?
Stick to what you’re famous for, lip service.
@cloudiah
Should men rush over there to kill and die? After all, it was a woman who commited suicide so it has meaning. I’m not sure I’ve ever even seen an article about a straight man commiting suicide. You’d think with 68 of them happening every damned day It’d be a national catastrophe. Not a peep from the daily communist.
Maybe it’s just so common who gives a fuck. It’s just a theoretical puzzle. Just another red shirt mook on a star trek episode. Ya know, since a last posted 3 redshirts took their own life and somewhere a kittycat was rescued from poverty. Awwwwwww!!!
That is an excellent point Ithiliana. I certainly did not mean to defame Planned Parenthood, I think that they are a fantastic organization.
@Holly Pervocracy
“Also, if you don’t want women to kill unborn children, you do support a full social safety net for the children of single mothers, right?”
I already do pay that with my taxes. My taxes also pays for abortions and condoms. I also privately with health insurance, (my wealth) for womens prenancy, contraception again, plus maternity leave.
The pussy tax is quite expensive yet I derive no benefits. Since my wealth is taken from me for womens pussy maintenance shouldn’t I have guarunteed access to any pussy I want? I am paying for it. Normally when I pay for something I actually get that something in return.
So let’s try this. You see a man shivering on a grate, eating from a dumpster. And there’s a kitty also eating from the dumpster.
Do you?
a) Feel sorry for the kitty but walk faster so you don’t have to look at the smelly man.
b) Walk around the smelly man to save the kitty.
c) Report the man to the police as a vagrant eyesore.
d) Call an animal shelter to help the kitty.
e) Help the man.
I wouldn’t try to help the cat, because stray cats just run away when you approach them. As for the man, a guy who can eat from a Dumpster and shiver on a grate at the same time is some kind of contortionist, so he can probably get work without my help.
I’m kind of concerned about the moral implications of helping this hypothetical gentleman, though. You’ve explained to us before that we shouldn’t help a hungry woman who’s sitting in the street crying, because she’s just trying to take advantage of us. Is it okay to help a hungry man? If so, why?
And yeah, I buy food and coffee for homeless guys on a semi-regular basis. Do you think people don’t do that? That’s a normal thing. Most homeless people are not smelly and scary, you know. They’re just people.
Oh my NWO! What venom did you drink this evening? All that seething frustration!
So about those children put up for adoption despite the fathers wishes. I live in Canuckistan, and the law here says that if a man wants his child, but the mother wants to give it up, the child is his. He may contest any adoption within three years of the adoption taking place. Which leaves a child potentially in the heart breaking position of leaving the only parents it ever knew, to live with its biological father. Also, abortions happen here, because no one is human until they are born. Before birth, what exists in the womb is fetal tissue. A possible human, though it seems that even with full DNA from the make a human kit, beings such as yourself fail to develop essential human characteristics.
“The pussy tax is quite expensive yet I derive no benefits. Since my wealth is taken from me for womens pussy maintenance shouldn’t I have guarunteed access to any pussy I want? I am paying for it. Normally when I pay for something I actually get that something in return.”
Women work and pay for their own insurance. They also pay their own medical expenses.
Also, you cannot purchase a slave. It is illegal to own slaves. Slavery is not coming back, even if you really, really want it to.
So in review, you are not paying directly for anyone’s health, everyone is paying into the system, men and women.
No one who knows you would give you a pet goldfish, let alone another human being.
@Fatman: Oh, I didn’t’ think you did–just wanted to supplement your own experence with additional evidence that NWO’s head is so far up his ass that I’m surprised he can continue breathing, let alone type!
And also there’s been so much rhetoric from people over the years, increasing nowadays, that downright LIES through their conservative fundamentalist shrivelled nasty little poisonous lips about what Planned parenthood actually does.
I keep hearing people complain about students googling too much instead of real research–and while I agree in theory, it’s also fairly clear that people don’t google enough before making stupidass claims (like NWO! I love googling for counter-evidence and smacking it in front of him for him to ignore).
NWO: Please explain how federal money pays for abortion.
Kathleen, I’d love to see his response! I believe the law in the US is that federal funding CANNOT be used to provide abortions?
Taking him a while to respond….I wonder if he’s finally choked on his own spittle?
How odd, I’m pretty sure I had to pay the (well-deserved) ticket I got for driving without insurance. I’ve also paid late fees for renewing my driver’s license – according to you, if I had just started crying in the Secretary of State’s office, they should have given me a permanent license for free.
@NWO
Women are paying for you to have access to Viagra and vasectomies, along with all your other insurance covered services (according to your logic anyway). WTF are you doing for them? Your frustration tells me that they aren’t interested in getting sex from you, but atleast mow a few lawns or something you parasite! And here I thought you were the last hardworking man!
pillowinhell: The Hyde Amendment covers money from the Dept of Health and Human Services and the Affordable Care Act (the latter under executive order). I’m pretty sure federal employees are required to pay for abortions out of pocket, so I’m confused, too.
NWO: Please explain how federal money pays for abortion.
Do you think the answer will be Title IX or VAWA? My money’s on the latter.
katz: Right, I forgot! Title IX and VAWA have magical powers in NWOland.
NWO, the money I pay into insurance helps fund men’s colonoscopies, hemorrhoid treatments, and prostate cancer treatments in exactly the same way the money you pay into insurance helps fund women’s pregnancies, birth control, and Pap smears. Therefore, by your logic, I own your ass.
Of course, unlike you, I’m not a horrible person, so I think you should actually retain control over who gets access to your ass, despite having the audacity to receive health care through the insurance you pay for. But hey, if you really want to argue that receiving health care involving any orifice through one’s insurance entitles all other insurance customers to access to that orifice, you can do that – just remember it’s YOUR ass you’re offering up, too.
My husband does the kitty litter purchasing in our household, so I had to ask him.
ME: So, Andrew, how much do you spend on kitty litter per year?
HUSBAND: Um… maybe twenty dollars?
ME: Ah! But how much do you spend on men’s homeless shelters?
HUSBAND: Nothing.
ME: Man-hater!
Not only that, but our cat is female. Double man-hating!
$20/year? Does he buy it in bulk or something? That seems like a really good deal to me.
$20/year? Does he buy it in bulk or something? That seems like a really good deal to me.
We have an outdoor cat. She hates using the litterbox and only does it when we keep her inside.
NWO: @cloudiah
Just because you googled a help site doesn’t mean you gave anything at all. In the time it took your furious digging to find anything that offers help to any man a dozen straight men commited suicide. They were only straight so it’s of no consquence. If it was of any consequence, wouldn’t our unbiased media have alerted us?
Stick to what you’re famous for, lip service
Still bearing false witness.
Javier (of Hope for Javier) is the neighbor of my best friend. Duchenne is a disease that only affects boys, who usually die before the age of 20. Women get it too, but almost always as genetic carriers so they are asymptomatic. (Misandry!) I would think if NWO was capable of being human he might care about a disease that afflicts only male children, but even that is just a tool to be used against women. NWO, the thing is, I do not care if you believe me. I think you are a vile piece of shit. If you hate me, I am clearly doing something right. So, thanks for the affirming attack. 🙂
Side note: I just read an article about the madres/abuelas de los desaparecidos — women who risked their lives in Argentina to find out what the military regime had done to their children and grandchildren. Those women had more courage in the fingernails of their pinkie fingers than NWO and his ilk have in their whole being. Just to keep things in perspective.