Reading this blog, you might get the impression that Men’s Rights activists lack a sense of humor. Not so! Some of them even make their own hilarious comics! I’d like to celebrate three of the finest MRA cartoons I’ve seen thus far in the first edition of what I’d like to call the MRA Comics Cavalcade. Click the thumbnails to go to the (full-sized) comics themselves.
In this edition of the popular The Pigman Cometh, the aforementioned Pigman, who has apparently killed a woman, dances with her corpse while spouting humorous remarks about how women and marriage suck. This comic is written by one dude, and drawn by another. Yes, it takes two people to produce masterpieces like this.Two separate people.
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In this NSFW cartoon found on the blog Wimminz, two evil feminists talk evilly about divorce and park in a handicapped parking space. Just like real feminists would! And then a guy has sex with, apparently, some sex dolls?
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And, finally, in this edition of plasticBrickAutomaton, an evil feminist door-to-door saleswoman tries to sell some dude a weird and incorrect caricature of postmodernism. The guy cleverly parries her attempts to indoctrinate him by attaching a baby to a balloon and letting it float away, to ultimately meet its demise. (One imagines.) This got more than 100 upvotes when it was posted to the Men’s Rights subreddit.
More MRA Comics Cavalcades to come!
Thanks a lot, NWO! Now I have to create a whole new subheading in the Book of Learnin’!
Pet Ownership
Only women own cats. The main reason women own cats is so they can spend money on kitty litter that would otherwise go to men’s shelters.
Everyone knows that cats are privileged princesses. They control the spending of women. Women do most of the spending. Therefore kitties rule the world.
And yeah, the kitty litter thing is pretty good, as is NWO pausing in the middle of a 27-paragraph rant to feel sorry for himself because he’s never allowed to speak at length, but I don’t know if it measures up to these recent entries in the Book:
Education
Colleges require male students to dress in women’s clothing and march around campus so the female students can harass them. If they don’t do this, they are punished.
Charitable Giving
Throughout history, billions of men have died for the sake of women, whereas no woman has ever died for the sake of a man. The only way to balance this injustice is for women to randomly punch each other in the nose.
So now there are no womens prisons? If I get taken into court I automatically win the case I’m being sued over? Someone better call those womens penitentaries and let the guards know they’ve been illegally detaining their inmates.
So how about the immigrant women being forced to give birth while chained to the hospital bed NWO?
How about the Quiverfull women being denied a proper education on merely their fathers sayso?
From May through December of 2011, NWO posted 2654 comments on Man Boobz,making him the fourth most prolific commenter here (after Holly, Pecunium, and of course Ami Angelwings, the comment champion). Cassandra was 5th.
MWO is of course given to really, really long comments, so it’s possible he may have even come in first in terms of the total number of words.
“The SPLC, which has long been called a hate group is funded.”
Called by whom? The KKK, Stormfront, you?
What government is funding a play based on the SCUM manifesto?
Well you can’t forget he c/p a lot of what he says (which is why most of his original comments on articles are really random). XD
NWO, do you actually give to men’s charities, or do you just feel superior because you don’t have a cat? …That’s not actually the important half of your little equation, you know.
Started by whom?
If some male lawyers get together and call themselves the National Association of Man Lawyers, then there’s a NAML. If they don’t, then there’s not.
It’s not like NAWL was somehow given to women. A bunch of female lawyers just got together.
“What government is funding a play based on the SCUM manifesto?”
The Swedish one, presumably. The logic is as follow: it’s played in a school, said school is publicly funded and the persons who made the play might have access to school equipment.
Add to that a bit of New World Order conspiracy, which make every government part of one big plot and therefore one entity, and you have ‘the’ government paying for evil feminist propaganda.
@pillowinhell
“So how about the immigrant women being forced to give birth while chained to the hospital bed NWO?”
Really? Is this standard practice or just some monsterously rare thing? And what you’re trying to tell me is a woman or two was forced not to kill a completely innocent child? Men are such meanies, telling women not to kill unborn children. Who knows what vile things men will do next?
I guess wrong, women are quite will it spill blood, as long as it’s innocent children or men killing and dying for women.
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How about the Quiverfull women being denied a proper education on merely their fathers sayso?
Well I googled Quiverfull and it seems quite dandy. Was it the homeschooling sans feminist hate theory that’s got you in a tizzy?
Again, when will men learn it’s not a mans place to deny women their duty to hate men.
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Not hating men, not killing children. I guess men just aren’t as empathetic as women. It’s in all the papers.
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@shaenon
I wouldn’t say randomly punch women in the nose. Let’s start small, OK? Value men more than cat shit. Of course just saying women do is lip service. Since no one has provided any links to the countless womens groups that help men in any way. In fact, the only charities I’ve ever seen for men are way in which men can do more to help women.
So let’s try this. You see a man shivering on a grate, eating from a dumpster. And there’s a kitty also eating from the dumpster.
Do you?
a) Feel sorry for the kitty but walk faster so you don’t have to look at the smelly man.
b) Walk around the smelly man to save the kitty.
c) Report the man to the police as a vagrant eyesore.
d) Call an animal shelter to help the kitty.
e) Help the man.
Wait, it’s state funded now? This story gets better every time I hear it.
(NWO, do you know that this was in Sweden? …Do you know where Sweden is? And, serious question, in your belief system is the Swedish government the exact same State as the US one? Do you figure they share tax funds?)
This story is getting even better too! Before, women’s prisons were spas; now, women’s prisons don’t exist!
I can’t wait for next week when you’ll reveal it was a government-funded program to cut off that guy’s dick.
I looked in a very “MSM” outlet and this is the first article I found by a woman:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/16/world/asia/afghan-driver-who-crashed-truck-near-panetta-dies.html?_r=1&ref=world
Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta said Thursday that he did not believe that the Afghan who crashed a stolen pickup truck near his plane, and then emerged from the truck in flames, was trying to attack him. But the Afghan was an interpreter working for coalition forces at the complex where Mr. Panetta was landing, raising the possibility that he knew someone of importance was arriving.
So, yeah, typical female hate-spew. I bet she got paid by the government to write this and she won’t even go to jail for it!
But, but, but:
See, men are being prevented from organizing in support of their own rights by hate groups and evil feminists like the SPLC, NOW, and the ghost of Valerie Solanas.
@Holly Pervocracy
There’s no such thing as a charity that helps only men. Actually, I think there is 1, that’s right, 1 shelter for men in california. I wonder if it’s as pleasant as the womens spa prison out there?
Hey, waddya think about 25k straight men commiting suicide every year in this country? As far as I can tell, it’s not even worth a cats crap.
Remember that ONE gay kid that commited suicide? I know ya do, the commie times ran that story for fucking ever. Kinda puts things into perspective, doesn’t it? 68.49 straight men/boys commit suicide every damn day in this country and not a peep. That’s 2.85 an hour. Meh! Bring on the kitty pictures!!!
Telling that in NWO world (ZERO SUM GAME DUDES), it is not in fact allowable/possible by his stupid-ass answers on his farking multiple choice test to help BOTH the homeless man and the homeless cat, and in my world, the homeless woman who is on the next grate. And her little dog too.
He would probably shiz a fit if he realized that there are some battered women’s shelters that will take women with pets since killing the family pet is one typical abusers’ action:
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1ARAB_enUS452US452&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=women's+shelters+take+pets
She wasn’t shackled to the bed to stop her from getting an abortion, NWO. I know that’s the kind of thing you’d like to happen, but sadly our state is still slightly underperforming your hate-wank fantasies.
Also, if you don’t want women to kill unborn children, you do support a full social safety net for the children of single mothers, right? 🙂
“Hate men” = “learn to read and write and do math.”
…Actually that sounds about right, in NWO-land, doesn’t it.
Erm, reminder: raspberryberet13 is Ithiliana. I was signing things, but imagine I’ll forget on occasion!
Hey, I went to the UNs official site and typed in mens charities and guess what? It’s all about how men can help women. Check it out!
http://search.un.org/search?ie=utf8&site=un_org&output=xml_no_dtd&client=UN_Website_en&num=10&lr=lang_en&proxystylesheet=UN_Website_en&oe=utf8&q=mens+charities&Submit=Go
NWOslave, I don’t know much about the charities that I do not support, but Médecins Sans Frontières, Amnesty International, and The ACLU all help men. Planned Parenthood also helps men but its mission statement involves women’s reproductive health so I will say that one of the four charities that I support favors women, but still that is three that help men.
http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/
http://www.amnesty.org/
http://www.aclu.org/
Sorry I don’t know how to make those links, but there are the urls.
What do you know, they just automatically become links. What a time to be alive.
Really, even though Planned Parenthood focuses on women’s reproductive health, they did give me low cost surgery when I needed it, and I am certain that I am not the only man that they have ever done this for, so I can’t reasonably claim that they don’t help men.
@Fatman: Planned Parenthood does help men:
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/men-4285.htm
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/mens-sexual-health/birth-control-men-22600.htm
NWO doesn’t know shitall about anything.
I also donate regularly to doctors w/out borders, but of course as a super sekrit feminist cat lady, I have been known to contribute to animal rescue groups (above and beyond the rescue work that my partner and I have done for much of the past 17 years).
p.s. After all MEN are PARENTS too, and the group’s name is PLANNED PARENTHOOD which means that you know MARRIED COUPLES who want to plan their families are helped. ANd in a lot of rural/low income areas, PP is often the only medical provider in easy access/affordable.
Ithiliana
So now its man hating to learn to read a bible? Someone better tell the mennonite. Also, those women were chained to hospital beds to give birth, for the crime of not having paper work proving them citizens of the US or legally permited to live there. Their husbands are put in internment camps and summarily deported. So much for your support of fatherhood. None of those men will ever see their children again.