Categories
kitties MRA oppressed men whaaaaa?

Hey ladies! The Men’s Rights movement needs you. Like, really, really needs you.

The Men’s Rights subreddit is a gift that keeps on giving!

In response to a woman pledging her support to the Men’s Rights movement, someone calling himself Nephilim_Hunter offers his thanks:

Because men have been relegated to a what of a what now?

Because males are already relegated to a position of non-participant in society

Because males are already relegated to a position of non-participant in society

Because males are already relegated to a position of non-participant in society

Because males are already relegated to a position of non-participant in society

Just wanted to make sure I understood that you really, actually did just say that.

Oh, by the way,I’m starting a new feature here at Man Boobz. It’s called: Random Pictures of Boards of Directors.

Here’s a picture of the board of directors of Wal-Mart:

Oh, and here’s the board of directors for GE:

And here’s the board of directors of Duke Energy:

Oh, and the board of directors at Dynasty Financial Partners:

And these fellas are the board of directors at The Rea Magnet Wire Company:

And, while we’re at it, here’s the board of directors of Man Boobz:

 

316 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
savagebeard
savagebeard
12 years ago

I’m pretty sure that the next part of the argument will be that the poor women get money from the government, which is in thrall to their crying and wailing and can refuse them nothing (as has been made SO clear recently). Men, on the other hand, are told by an unsympathetic government to go starve in the street. That is not because of the conservative antipathy toward social services that help victims of our economy – it is because the government is controlled by feminists at every level, and they hate men and want them all to suffer. Even though most politicians are male, they are still helpless puppets of a feminist agenda because… because… that’s as far as I can get here, I need NWO to come connect the rest of the dots.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

Even though most politicians are male, they are still helpless puppets of a feminist agenda because… because… that’s as far as I can get here, I need NWO to come connect the rest of the dots.

Because all women control men with their vaginas!

Those Republicans that want to limit contraception? It’s TOTALLY because some vagina told them to!

David K. Meller
David K. Meller
12 years ago

Whuy is there bigotry and discrimination against furries who are non-prettykitties on manboobz board of directors? While prettykitties are adorable, I think that equal representation of other fluffies is long overdue. Also, are your prettykitties mostly male, or mostly female? I thought so!

I think that unless affirmative action is undertaken with all deliberate speed, other fluffies should undertake an antidiscrimination lawsuit against manboobz, until this “fluffist” discrimination is suitably remedied. Also, I think that sensitivity training to the empowered privileged prettykitties is in order, to help all of the non- kitty fluffies overcome their feelings of inferiority that may have developed from being denied opportunities that have been historically available to prettykitties!

Didn’t think that I had it in me, did you? However, if modern women–who aren’t very fluffy or feminine in any event–are entitled to special (antidiscrimination) legal advantage, why not hamsters, playful puppies, honey bunnies, marmosets, gerbils, squirrels,and your other little adorables?

David K. Meller
David K. Meller
12 years ago

There are two simple and straightforward questions which can be asked whose answer will unerringly tell you who are the “privileged” and who are the “untouchables” in any society or economy:

Who inherits, controls, borrows and spends most of the $$$$ in our society? Follow the money! That will tell you who really dominates, whether it be males or females whose images are displayed on photos of “boards of directors, Congressional committes, Federal Court benches, or anywhere else.

WhoM may be CRITICISED OR RIDICULED openly and publicly, without fear of consequences? Men, especially (white) men, may be insulted and ridiculed with impunity, but nonwhites, much less females(of any race) are protected even from well justified criticism, much less ridicule or contempt, no matter how well deserved, by the plague of “political correctness” which suffocates our media, both print and electronic, like a poisonous fog.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

special (antidiscrimination) legal advantage

This is my favorite Self-Refuting Phrase of the day.

jumbofish
jumbofish
12 years ago

I’d say we broke him at last but he has been broken for a longgg time now…..

katz
12 years ago

DKM, we believe that it’s better for non-kitties to remain in their own communities rather than bringing their crime and laziness into wholesome, hardworking kitty cities.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Who inherits, controls, borrows and spends most of the $$$$ in our society?

Men, especially (white) men

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

“Who inherits, controls, borrows and spends most of the $$$$ in our society?”

Oh, the poor, put-upon white man.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Holly and hellkell:

Aha! But white men also make most of the money, so it makes sense that they would spend… most… of it.

Frack…

magdelyn
12 years ago

Actually, women spend more money than men. (http://www.goodwomynproject.com/2011/03/lets-put-into-perspective-here.html) and control more wealth.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Whuy is there bigotry and discrimination against furries who are non-prettykitties on manboobz board of directors?

It’s because non-prettykitties don’t really want these jobs, they’re not as hard working and courageous as the pretty kitty. Anyway, they’re better off, the Manboobz Board of Director has an increase of 70% of red-dot nightmares compared to the general population of kitties. Plus it’s well known that non-prettykitties are the one who are really on top: the evidence is that some pretty kitties lives on the street, get run over by cars or even get drown just after birth.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Kyrie

Two posts full of win. If Street Fighter has not lied to me, this means that you’ve won this thread

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

Who inherits, controls, borrows and spends most of the $$$$ in our society? Follow the money! That will tell you who really dominates, whether it be males or females whose images are displayed on photos of “boards of directors, Congressional committes, Federal Court benches, or anywhere else.

OOOH OOOH, I know! It’s

the banksters, Hollywood elite, Wall Street and real-estate speculators, and lobotomyvision executives

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

“My wife does all the shopping for our household” = “My wife controls the wealth of our household.”

mmmyep

katz
12 years ago

Because nothing says “in control” like trying to wrangle three kids and a cart full of groceries into a minivan.

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
12 years ago

@Holly: I know, right? Like if some TV producer gives a job to a ‘runner’ (i.e. indentured servant) to go fetch coffee and donuts for everyone, the fact the runner has control of the money and is deciding what to pick up means they totally have the power in that relationship.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

[N]onwhites, much less females(of any race) are protected even from well justified criticism

I’m sure that a guy who frequents white supremacist websites has some “justified criticisms” of minorities to make. Of course you do.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

I used to be a PA (production assistant, in theory one step above runner, in reality just means “runner who knows how to use a computer”) and I bought thousands of dollars of food and supplies every day.

I sure was living the Hollywood high life! Look at all that money I controlled!

Flib
Flib
12 years ago

Mags:

Nooblord http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s0718.pdf

Nooblord http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s0701.pdf

Nooblord http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s0714.pdf

Take special notes of assets in closely held stock of the top wealth holders. I know you like to pretend you are a professor. But whatever you “adjunct prof” in, economics it ain’t.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

One head of cabbage to rule them all,
One box of spaghetti to bind them,
One loaf of bread to take them all
And in the matriarchy bind them!

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

Viscaria…priceless!!

One fresh sqeezed internetz for you!

Shaenon
12 years ago

No, no you see David, they put a woman in the center chair on Star Trek and there’s a woman in John Carter of Mars who’s allowed to know things and swordfight and this summer there’s going to be a movie about a young woman who fights a bear and let’s not mention that sometimes Hollywood makes movies for [a certain stereotype of] women instead of for a certain stereotype of men and can’t you see it’s all gone to hell!

I totally would have gone to “John Carter” on opening night if they’d kept Burroughs’ original title, “A Princess of Mars.”

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Dear DKM:

I found a very special doll just for you!

1 6 7 8 9 10 13