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Hey ladies! The Men’s Rights movement needs you. Like, really, really needs you.

The Men’s Rights subreddit is a gift that keeps on giving!

In response to a woman pledging her support to the Men’s Rights movement, someone calling himself Nephilim_Hunter offers his thanks:

Because men have been relegated to a what of a what now?

Because males are already relegated to a position of non-participant in society

Because males are already relegated to a position of non-participant in society

Because males are already relegated to a position of non-participant in society

Because males are already relegated to a position of non-participant in society

Just wanted to make sure I understood that you really, actually did just say that.

Oh, by the way,I’m starting a new feature here at Man Boobz. It’s called: Random Pictures of Boards of Directors.

Here’s a picture of the board of directors of Wal-Mart:

Oh, and here’s the board of directors for GE:

And here’s the board of directors of Duke Energy:

Oh, and the board of directors at Dynasty Financial Partners:

And these fellas are the board of directors at The Rea Magnet Wire Company:

And, while we’re at it, here’s the board of directors of Man Boobz:

 

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m.j. ross (@marionjross)

You definitely have the cutest board of directors…Probably ever.It’s not often I want to snorgle an entire directorial board or nom it around the edges. Actually, this is the first time I’ve ever wanted to do that.

boomboom
boomboom
12 years ago

Delusional. Not you, David. Although, now that I think about that last pic there…

Christine Noble
12 years ago

So… much… male… privilege… must… resist… urge… to… talk… like… Shatner!

Amanda Ching
Amanda Ching
12 years ago

My love for you is…effulgent.

ithiliana
12 years ago

A tortie cat is rubbing my netbook screen right now. She RULEZ.

Amnesia
Amnesia
12 years ago

OMG! I see two minority women in one of those pictures! They were only given the job to fill a quota! Affirmative Action run amok! Think of the children, people, think of the children!
/sarcasm

M Dubz
M Dubz
12 years ago

Oh man, I want to snugglez with the manboobz board of directors SO BAD.

Magnesium
Magnesium
12 years ago

Don’t let their appearance fool you; those Manboobz directors are real hard-asses.

Perhaps the MRM believes that there’s a secret council of gynocratic overlords, ruling over the puppet-men of the government, making all the real decisions. By day, they appear as regular sweet old grandmas, by night they put on hooded cloaks and meet in a bunker under the White House, where they decide who shall be friendzoned and who shall be expected to pay on a date.

windupmyskirt
12 years ago

The Manboobz board of directors is not only extremely intelligent, but cute as a button. I hope that wasn’t Cat-ist.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Not a single calico on that board of directors, I see. *hmmph*

Also: In b4 some guy points out that he isn’t personally a millionaire businessman, therefore privilege is a lie.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

What planet do these guys live on? And if men are so awesome and hunted the mammoth and invented everything, while women’s brains run on hamsters, why need women’s help all of a sudden? Sense, they do not make it.

I like the Man Boobz board. Snuggles for everyone!

Comet
Comet
12 years ago

The Manboobz board of directors reminded me of this:

http://www2.b3ta.com/hecatorshecat/

Apparently girl kitties have more triangular faces

Meggums
Meggums
12 years ago

Those last 3 BODs need to brush up on their tokenism. Seriously, not one Siamese?

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
12 years ago

Humans have been relegated to a position of non-participant in cat society, I see. Or are we still allowed to open the food tins and wave the laser pointer for our feline overlords?

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Well, you see, women have SEX with the men, so they really have all the power, don’t they? I mean, they just Lysistrata’d it until Wal Mart HAD to pay their workers no money for long hours. Those poor men, they had no choice.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Ozy – Yeah, the real power is with these guys’ wives! They get half the money for none of the work!

…Because we all know that the very best power is secondhand and conditional, right?

magdelyn
12 years ago

Uh, David, how many CEO’s of fortune five hundred companies to you know? Now many board members? How many members of congress do you hob-nob with? Coming form a working class family, my answer is exactly zero. So, until men start getting their patriarchy membership cards, the argument that power is held by men is pretty much irrelvant to men who have no power.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Holly:

Everyone knows that the female-version of power is secondhand conditional sex power. Just like everyone knows that the female-version of money is vaginas, and the female-version of super-heroes is super-models.

Come to think of it, the female-version of a lot of things seem to be sexy things… Like the female version of Halloween costumes are “sexy-x” costumes. Hmmm….

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Holly:

Well, it was some girl rather than some guy, but Mags came in with your “not a millionaire, not privileged” argument.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Mags:

Back when there was a mix of free black people and enslaved black people, was the fact that some black people were slaves irrelevant to the ones who weren’t?

(hint: the answer is no.)

Amnesia
Amnesia
12 years ago

I think magdelyn wrote that just to prove Holly’s prediction wrong. Unless zie was using ‘guy’ gender-neutrally.
(P.S. I now have to discipline my computer for it’s cis-sexist programming. When I first tried to type ‘zie’ it autocorrected as ‘die.’)

Amnesia
Amnesia
12 years ago

its, not it’s. Bleah.

Sharculese
12 years ago

hey guys, magdelyn is here to not understand what a society is for us. what a treat.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

the argument that power is held by men is pretty much irrelvant to men who have no power

Yeah, but it’s double irrelevant to women who have no power!

(We’ve had the sensible version of this argument so many times, I’m going for the goofy version.)

If “other guys are rich” is useless to a poor guy, think of how “most other women aren’t rich” is double useless to a poor woman!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

Also, in the atheist community there’s the idea floating around that it would be extremely unlikely that there would be an atheist president in the near future.

“But,” you may ask, “why would atheists care if there was an atheist president? All except one of them wouldn’t be president, so it would be irrelevant!”

“Not so,” I would encounter, a smug expression upon my face. “For the fact that an atheist get’s elected would mean that society has changed enough to accept atheists in the public sector, and religious tests for government would be much less of a problem!”

“What a valid and valuable insight,” you would reply, enlightenment being bestowed upon you. “I thank you for showing me the truth!”

“No problem,” I would exclaim, “But I have quite a long ways to travel before my wisdom is spread throughout the world!”

“Godspeed… I mean, fsm-speed, fair Kirbywarp,” you would say, as I ride by stallion into the sunset.

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