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Rush Limbaugh offers a gracious apology for his comments on Sandra Fluke. Scratch “gracious.” And “apology.”

Rush Limbaugh wonders momentarily if he is a complete tool, concludes that he isn't.

Hey, everybody! Rush Limbaugh has issued a gracious apology for his attacks on Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown law student who testified before congress on the costs of birth control. Here it is:

For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity, three hours a day, five days a week. In this instance, I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke.

After a long paragraph in which he basically repeats his original argument about birth control, such as it was, this time without directly referencing Fluke, he continues:

My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir. I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices.

Uh, “I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation???”

“My choice of words was not the best??”

Here’s what he originally said:

So Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex. We want something for it. … We want you post the videos online so we can all watch.

He also called her a “prostitute.”

So let me rewrite that for you, with some nicer words this time:

So my dearest Miss Fluke, and the rest of those who share a love of feminism and the tenets of National Socialism, I would like to present to you a most intriguing proposition: If we are called upon to help finance your purchase of medical treatment and/or various and sundry items designed to prevent pregnancy, and thus to provide financial support to you as you make sweet, tender non-procreative love with your beloved, we humbly request something in return for our investment. To wit, we would like you to memorialize your lovemaking in video format, and for you to graciously place this video tribute on the Internet so we may share in the pleasure of enjoying these tender moments.

Oh, and instead of “prostitute,” why not refer to her as a “courtesan?”

Yeah, that’s not really any better. (And for some reason you still think taxpayers are paying for birth control, when in fact the issue is insurance coverage.)

In an attempt to be humorous, I would like to suggest to you, Mr. Limbaugh, that you stuff your apology up your ass, you worthless piece of shit.

I do not, of course, mean that as a personal attack.

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Astazha
Astazha
12 years ago

I’m trying to sort out which part of Limbaugh’s rant was “humorous”. The slut shaming? The very tortured comparison to prostitution? Perhaps the part where Limbaugh suggested that her private activities, which he and his listeners are of course deeply offended by and morally opposed to, should be posted for them to enjoy. Ms. Fluke, you’re a slut and a prostitute, but what you should be is an unpaid porn actress; then all would be right in the world again.

Conspicuously missing is the argument that a man’s medical policy should not cover STI treatment. How dare ye request a penicillin shot, gigolo! Post thy exploits online!

There’s something contorted about the thinking of a person who simultaneously believes that men should have sex, women should not have sex, and homosexuality is bad.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

There’s something contorted about the thinking of a person who simultaneously believes that men should have sex, women should not have sex, and homosexuality is bad.

Also someone who believes that women who have sex are bad… and women who are bad should do penance by giving men sex.

I guess it’s a Madonna/Whore thing, and there’s just no redemption for Whores.

Erl
Erl
12 years ago

Cis men

Truefacts, and apologies for the erasure.

Also, iPhone, y u autocorrect “Cis”?

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

Also someone who believes that women who have sex are bad… and women who are bad should do penance by giving men sex.

Guess which men those are 😎 Of course this is the same dude that managed to convince four different women to marry him and leave his dumb ass, so I’m not surprised that he’s a little hard up

ozymandias42
12 years ago

You guys DO realize that criticizing Rush Limbaugh for being fat and gay is basically like “HA HA HE HAS BROWN EYES! HA HA HE LIKES TO SLEEP WITH BLONDES!”

magdelyns
12 years ago

Being called a prostitute is a compliment in my opinion.

belledame222
12 years ago

Speaking on behalf of the queer community, which I don’t, but I’m doing anyway: we don’t want Limbaugh either for fuck’s sake.

belledame222
12 years ago

> There’s something contorted about the thinking of a person who simultaneously believes that men should have sex, women should not have sex, and homosexuality is bad.

I know, right? Who would’ve thought such a nice person could maybe have *issues.*

zhinxy
12 years ago

“What is it with women and their love of big goverment”

Well, since I’m LYING bout being a libertarian, I think that it’s really a thing YOU have about women…

zhinxy
12 years ago

“You guys DO realize that criticizing Rush Limbaugh for being fat and gay is basically like “HA HA HE HAS BROWN EYES! HA HA HE LIKES TO SLEEP WITH BLONDES!””

Yes. Also, there’s a little too much sex-worker phobic language being thrown around here. I don’t really have the spoons to go on about it, though.

I’m going to go to my not-actual-birthday party. Everybody be happy!

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

HAPPY NOT-ACTUAL-BIRTHDAY!!!

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Yeah, to all of ya’ll who’ve engaged in your cute little fat-shaming fun times here, I’ll personally thank you to take a fuckin’ hike with that shit.

nwoslave
12 years ago

The PC extreme games?
Is this an olympic event?

Your feminist religion seems a bit bizarre.

Trivia question. Who made up the term homophobia?

ozymandias42
12 years ago

NWOslave: To quote from the Wiki you hate so much…

George Weinberg is a Manhattan psychotherapist with a doctorate in Clinical Psychology from Columbia University, a Masters Degree in English from New York University, and advanced training in mathematical statistics. He has written twelve books and is published in twenty-three languages. He has also written for popular and professional journals, and for television…

Weinberg is known for several major contributions to psychotherapy. He coined the word “homophobia” (in his revolutionary 1972 book, Society and the Healthy Homosexual) to clarify that those who harbor prejudice against homosexuals, and not homosexuals themselves, are suffering from a psychological malady, an irrational state of mind. Weinberg, though heterosexual himself, became a leader in the ultimately successful struggle to have homosexuality removed as a diagnostic category from the DSM, the professional therapeutic handbook. He has been instrumental in getting the public to recognize its own widespread irrationality toward gays.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

Mags: No one cares, and everyone knows Limbaugh didn’t intend it that way.

NWO: No one cares.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Can someone translate NWO to common English? I don’t have a clue where he’s coming from with this game thing.

homophobia: the word was invented (neologism: a normal thing that happen to language) in 1969 by George Weinberg and used in its current meaning in 1971 by Kenneth Smith. (according to wikipedia) Does it matter? It could have been invented by Satan and come to us trough a necrophiliac neo-nazi, it wouldn’t be less real or less a problem.

Lauralot
Lauralot
12 years ago

It could have been invented by Satan and come to us trough a necrophiliac neo-nazi, it wouldn’t be less real or less a problem.

That’s just what a femicultist would say!

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
12 years ago

This is an example of his standard schtick.
Poor people are lazy.
Black people are criminals.
Gay people are perverts.
Women are sluts.
These are all life style choices that people make, just like being homeless.

It’s what he does, and has been doing since 1984. (oh, the irony)
Step away from the microphone, hatemonger. Your day is done.

nwoslave
12 years ago

@thebewilderness

I’m a hatemonger? Why? Because I find gays repulsive?
Well gee wizz. I thought we were all allowed our own opinions and such.
What about loving all diversity and tolerance of all views?
What about how I feel?
Don’t my feelings get validated?
Why I feel like you’re erasing my experiences.

TheTraducer
TheTraducer
12 years ago

The Georgetown U. student health plan does not cover viagra, &c.

Exclusions

No benefits will be paid for: a) loss or expense caused by, contributed to, or resulting from; or b)treatment, service or supplies for, at, or related to:

[…]

19. Prescription Drugs, services or supplies as follows, except as specifically provided in the policy:

[…]

b) Birth control and/or contraceptives, oral or other, whether medication or device; except as specifically provided in the policy;

[…]

h) Fertility agents or sexual enhancement drugs, such as Parlodel, Pergonal, Clomid, Profasi, Metrodin, Serophene, or Viagra;

[…]

21. Reproductive/Infertility services including but not limited to: birth control; family planning; fertility tests; infertility (male or female), including any services or supplies rendered for the purpose or with the intent of inducing conception (examples of fertilization procedures are: ovulation induction procedures, in vitro fertilization, embryo transfer or similar procedures that augment or enhance reproductive ability); premarital examination; impotence, organic or otherwise; tubal ligation; vasectomy; sexual reassignment surgery;

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtan

Hum what? Me, a cultist? No, I would never… What I was saying? Uh, I was, hum,… coughing. Yes that’s it. Very sore throat, because of all the invocating, I mean praying. To a very normal divinity, like Jesus or Allah.

*slowly get out her dagger

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

My cult is focused on listening to lots of loud and/or silly music and drinking cocktails with my friends. It’s pretty awesome, actually. I would say you should join us, Slavey, but you don’t seem like you’d be much fun to be around.

(The rest of you are welcome to join. We meet later tonight for tequila, Chile Verde, and movies.)

Oh! Also, Hail Satan.

Halite
12 years ago

nwoslave:
“a MAN invented homophobia therefore … EVIL FEMINAZI PC POLICE”

Yeah, I don’t get it, either. (Well, coined the term homophobia. I’m sure it existed loooooong before we had a neat little word foir it).

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

NWO, I find you repulsive.

Please honor my opinion or you’re a hypocrite.