I am devoid of wit today, so here without comment is a heaping slab of “women are whores” courtesy of the Men’s Rights subreddit. The whole thread is full of poop; check it out.
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Thanks to Shit Reddit Says for pointing me to this poop.
How much do you want to bet that this former college tight end is himself a Mr. beta last choice whose wife lied to him about riding the cock carrousel?
I think Il128’s comment is the most telling. “College women aren’t about ‘free love’ and all that nonsense anymore[;] they are[,] as of 25 years ago, being selective…”
This guy doesn’t want to go back to the 50’s. He wants to go back to the, um, mid-80’s? Because those are the years when “free love” was a thing? And, word to Shulamith Firestone, “free love” meant “women have to sleep with everyone”?
But, ugh, now the women are “selective”, damn them!
Zero dollars, because like half of the words in that bet don’t even mean anything. 🙂
Also, I’m pretty sure “fertile” is just MRA for “sexy,” but with more evopsych.
I figured “most fertile years” was MRA for “the years before they get all ugly because they’re not fertile enough anymore. It’s called SCIENCE.”
Holly, you ninja’d me! And in my most fertile years!
Selectiveness is misandry. If you don’t want to fuck every single man you meet, this means that you hate men. Truefax.
I still want to know if I can get some kind of certificate of having slept with a bunch of nerdy gamer virgins that lets me go about slutting it up as I will.
Look, I’m not humping my way through any sports teams, unless you count Magic as a sport. Am I allowed to be a slut now?
Can I just say to all the MRAs who think they’re foiling the master plan by not marrying and fathering children:
DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE!
No, seriously, anything that makes there be fewer births on the planet, that is not perpetuating class, race, or other forms of oppression, is fine in my book. Your reasons are idiotic but you maintain my blessing!
Oh noes! Women having sex without getting married? Say it ain’t so! *rolls eyes*
I think Il128′s comment is the most telling. “College women aren’t about ‘free love’ and all that nonsense anymore[;] they are[,] as of 25 years ago, being selective…”
As if MRAs are never selective at all!
Woman over 30? Old hag, wouldn’t bang.
Actually, as David showed a few weeks ago, MRA Redditors decided that 22 was the cut-off point for a woman’s attractiveness.
Ah. That’d be it, then.
So…this is really relevant to men’s rights? “hurrhurrrr stoopid lady drivers are stoopid at driving”
Gotta love how Southern Man actually saying that tagging the post as “women drivers” was a bit much got him more downvotes than upvotes. Anything that even dares express that women aren’t actually so horrible gets automatic downvotes!
http://www.the-spearhead.com/2012/02/28/danica-patrick-steals-show-at-daytona-500/
Need I mention again W.F. Price has a daughter? words cannot express how much I pity that poor girl who’s father thinks women are nothing more than trash. How he can hold his views and look his daughter in the eye is beyond me.
MRAs not wanting to get married.
Hey, as long as they leaving more space for me… 😀
The Danica Patrick post is just this xkcd comic for the umpteenth time:
http://xkcd.com/385/
…Unless someone’s willing to make the claim that male NASCAR drivers never crash? If so I would really love to meet this person, they sound like they have a fascinating view of the world.
@Holly
I love that comic so much, but it’s sad how often I see it referenced. Women’s lives in a nutshell.
Statistically men cause larger and more serious car crashes anyway, so they can shut their face holes.
and can I just show some love for Randall Munroe overall? he actually features female scientists in his comics, on top of that he recognizes both the struggles and accomplishments women have faced in STEM http://xkcd.com/896/
I’m not in the STEM field, but I printed and posted that one on my wall.
Lara: “I think Danica handled her car well. It was Jimmie Johnson who caused the pile up.”
This comment was downvoted so much that it became hidden. The poster is ostensibly a women herself, which merits instant thumbs down, but then she has the nerve to suggest that it wasn’t even Dana’s fault, which is ridiculous because women are clearly to blame for everything.
also the men who I’m referring to to shut their face holes are the men who always say women are bad drivers, not men overall.
The consensus seems to be that it was Jimmy Johnson’s fault. I just caught the replay a coupla minutes ago, that was one big ass pile up!
@Crumbelievable
I’ve seen Lara comment there before and she is always downvoted until her comment is hidden. The moment they see a female name, they automatically downvote because they are bigoted losers overflowing with bias.
I think I’ve seen Lara post on Roissy too. I’m sorry but women like her who sniff around the manosphere trying so hard to get validation from some of the biggest douchebags on the planet are really pathetic imo. Are you really that starved for attention? why not engage with men that are, you know, actually rational and normal? whatever floats their boats I guess.
So…this is really relevant to men’s rights? “hurrhurrrr stoopid lady drivers are stoopid at driving”
Gotta love how Southern Man actually saying that tagging the post as “women drivers” was a bit much got him more downvotes than upvotes. Anything that even dares express that women aren’t actually so horrible gets automatic downvotes!
http://www.the-spearhead.com/2012/02/28/danica-patrick-steals-show-at-daytona-500/
Need I mention again W.F. Price has a daughter? words cannot express how much I pity that poor girl who’s father thinks women are nothing more than trash. How he can hold his views and look his daughter in the eye is beyond me.
Bitching how horrible women are. *yawn*
I thought they were about mens’ rights.
Man, I was supposed to riding something called an “alpha cock carousel” for the past four years? I’m about to graduate, and only NOW do I find out I’ve been doing it all wrong??
🙁
@Rachel Maud
you and me both. I didn’t have sex once during college, mainly because the guys I liked didn’t feel the same way about me.
BUT IT’S SO EASY FOR WOMEN RIGHT???