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Reddit MRA: "College women [are] humping their way through entire sports teams not only guilt free but feeling justified in doing so."

I am devoid of wit today, so here without comment is a heaping slab of “women are whores” courtesy of the Men’s Rights subreddit. The whole thread is full of poop; check it out.

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Thanks to Shit Reddit Says for pointing me to this poop.

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Dracula
Dracula
8 years ago

We need a word for that gropey thing that creepy guys do if you try to hug them. The hrope? The grug?

How about “huggrope”? It think it has a nice sound. Or a fitting sound anyway.

BoggiDWurms
8 years ago

I’m having a bit of trouble reconciling these two statements. Was the first one posting in haste?

The first one was to insult IR, which was in haste and uncalled for. The second one was to explain myself and stave away accusations of me being a generic Internet Atheist.

IdeologueReview
8 years ago

I’m not even religious 🙂

BoggiDWurms
8 years ago

I’m not even religious.

“Only God is perfect.”

Yeah right.

debbaasseerr
8 years ago

MRA sex-advice! Go from normal to unfuckable in 3 EASY steps! You’ll never be intimate again, or your money back.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@IR:

You should tell us about yourself! Cause you popping in, throwing a random link at us, then peacing out is getting kinda dull. What do you like to do when you aren’t trolling here? Hobbies?

It’s a much better form of communication for all parties involved.

BoggiDWurms
8 years ago

Boggi: If you want to mock religion then head over to Pharyngula* or any number of other blogs. Here we mock misogyny.

*I love Pharyngula and I’m an atheist who loves to mock people for their religiously motivated choices but I do it in appropriate places instead of derailing blogs that aren’t about religion.

Thanks. I admit it, I was being stupid. I’m sorry.

benwalsh
benwalsh
8 years ago

You know, there are more comments on this discussion of the reddit thread than there were people interested in the actual thread.

Shadow
Shadow
8 years ago

You know, there are more comments on this discussion of the reddit thread than there were people interested in the actual thread.

That’s prolly cos there are more Street Fighter characters than there are MRAs

debbaasseerr
8 years ago

College guy1: “I humped my way through an entire sports team!”
College guy2: “Dude, do you feel bad about that?”
College guy1: “No, actually I feel pretty justified in doing so!”
College guy2: “Killer Bro, High-Five!”

ersatzmoons
8 years ago

The article that the reddit post is about: ugh.

RESEARCHERS AT CORNELL UNIVERSITY not long ago asked 20,000 young men and women across the United States how they self-identified sexually. Of the men in the sample, 5.6 percent said they were gay or bisexual. Of the women, 14.4 percent did. Leonard Sax offers a possible explanation for why three times as many young women as young men now say they’re gay: The guys they know are losers.

Apparently, emasculated men are turning women gay!
I just knew I wanted to eat pussy once alphas grew scarce.
Someone has to be the man in a relationship.
Two women being mutually attracted and loving towards each other is totally about men.
Because why else would women do things… ever?!

😐

Bostonian
8 years ago

Orientation, how does it work?

IdeologueReview
8 years ago

It seems like giving false rape accusers more than a slap on the wrist is a contentious subject on Shit Reddit Says. It seems that the post has 4.5k responses.
Also, thanks to the people who came out with their stories, those falsely accused of rape and especially those who’d actually been raped. I know that can be hard to talk about, even anonymously on the internet, having to relive it again. But it was insightful. I hope all those who have actually been through that can find some sort of peace.
What a fucking asshole.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@IR:

Reposted for your convenience.

kirbywarp | February 28, 2012 at 10:13 pm
@IR:

You should tell us about yourself! Cause you popping in, throwing a random link at us, then peacing out is getting kinda dull. What do you like to do when you aren’t trolling here? Hobbies?

It’s a much better form of communication for all parties involved.

boomboom
boomboom
8 years ago

Oh lordy.

(That’s all I’ve been able to manage for awhile now.)

DYOR
DYOR
8 years ago

I love sluts but no rings. 🙂

M Dubz
M Dubz
8 years ago

@DYOR- Congratulations! There’s lots of people in the world who love casual sex and don’t want to get married! But many of them manage not to be assholes by calling their partners “sluts”! You should look into that!

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
8 years ago

Rule # 3 of MRAs is “AWALT”.

Yeah, but no. Some wimminz have many partners, some don’t, deal with it.

And once again 40yo MRAs are looking for wimminz less than 22yo, let me know how that works out for you.

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

What are rules #1 and #2?

no more mr nice guy
8 years ago

The article that the reddit post is about:

RESEARCHERS AT CORNELL UNIVERSITY not long ago asked 20,000 young men and women across the United States how they self-identified sexually. Of the men in the sample, 5.6 percent said they were gay or bisexual. Of the women, 14.4 percent did. Leonard Sax offers a possible explanation for why three times as many young women as young men now say they’re gay: The guys they know are losers.

Or it’s because there are guys who have two bisexual girlfriends. 🙂

prosey
prosey
8 years ago

*blink*

These tards will NEVER comment about men who sleep their way through cheerleading squads…because those guys are “studs”.

/sarcasm

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

prosey, I agree with you about the double standard, but “tards” is an ableist slur that’s been used to hurt a lot of people, please don’t use it. (:

One of the funniest things about these MRA complaints about what “all women” do in their 20s vs what “all women” do in their 30s, besides the fact that they usually don’t even describe a majority of straight women, is that they can’t think of a single reason why women might change their behaviour as they go through life other than scheming bitches be scheming, and also they turn into hideous monsters!

Look, MRAs, I know you only understand women as something you like to look at. But, much like men, women actually have internal lives, and they can change priorities as they move out of their 20s. It’s possible that women who were into casual sex in a part of their life where they were surviving on Kraft Dinner, didn’t know where they were going to be living in 4 years, didn’t have settled careers or incomes or even know themselves well as adult people, might want different things when all of those aspects of their lives change. There are possibilities that don’t involve women being out to get you. Plus, as a bonus, my explanation covers women who pass the magic age of hideousness at 30 and still enjoy casual sex, who can’t really be explained by the “women wish they could keep riding the cock carousel, but they get OLD GROSS OLD YUCK” theory.

prosey
prosey
8 years ago
Reply to  Viscaria

You’re right, V…I shouldn’t have used that term. Insta-gut reaction and typing before I stopped to think. My apologies to all for the use of an ablist term.

Joanna
8 years ago

I’ve been in a relationship for most of my college years. But I’m not married. Guess that makes me a slut.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Those terms are so ubiquitous in our society I think a lot of us slip up and use them without thinking sometimes. I’m embarrassed to say that I certainly have. 🙂

Pecunium
8 years ago

Boggi (re FF/IR/Preggo Punchout)Do you even bother to read your sources? Are you that stupid?

No, he doesn’t.

Yes, he is.

Pecunium
8 years ago

Boggi: Only idiots believe in God.

Thanks for calling me an idiot.

But let’s just drop the conversation from here. I didn’t mean to be such a dickbag (except to IR who deserves it.)

Not really an apology. It’s an explanation (not a great one) but what you are asking is that we give you a pass on being a dickbag, because the target was a nasty person. The rest of the people whom you insulted should be willing to take one for the team.

Not a great moral system on display there.

The comment about it being stupid is a bit better.

Pecunium
8 years ago

FF/IR/Preggo Punchout: You can’t try to henpeck and bully people through the Internet like you can at work or school.

So why do you persist in the attempts?

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
8 years ago

Gross generalizations about male sexuality: Misandry!
Gross generalizations about female sexuality: Facts!

Buttman
Buttman
8 years ago

You might find it offensive but it’s the truth. More women are STDiseased than heterosexual men. This is proof that women are sharing alpha men. The numbers are likely higher than reported due to a higher number of closet cases amongst men. It’s more acceptable for a woman to be a lesbian than it is for a man to be homosexual.

Pecunium
8 years ago

Antz: You should go read the piece being quoted. He’s not talking about illustrations.

He’s talking about fucking kids.

That’s bull. It’s a cultural thing. There are plenty of cultures across the world that are open with their childrens sexuality, and children are very sexual. In some cultures parents even masturbate their children to help them go to sleep, even in early American culture.

Child pornography is a multi-billion dollar international industry for a reason, people enjoy it. Humans are the most sexual creatures on the planet, the second is our closest relative the bonobo ape. Kids and adults have been having sex since before the dawn of man. If you want the rape and the kidnappings to stop you legalize it and take it out of the hands of the black market. Prohibition doesn’t work.

Rape and kidnappings.

Not, Stories, cartoons and animated films.

Rape

Kidnappings.

He wants that to be legalised.

Pecunium
8 years ago

Oops. Wrong thread.

prosey
prosey
8 years ago
Reply to  Buttman

Let’s get some education as to WHY that is, Buttman. Many STIs are silent and men don’t know they’re carrying them and transmitting them. Women get checked (typically) more frequently, so get diagnosed and treated more effectively than men. Further, for certain STIs, there are no tests in men, such as HPV…but men most certainly DO carry and transmit them…oftentimes they just don’t know. Additionally, there is only one current STI that is affecting women significantly more frequently than men, and only in 2 specific age groupings – and that is Chlamydia. However, there are STIs that are more prevalent among men. Before spouting off about “offensive but it’s the truth” – maybe try researching the WHY of it. Otherwise you come across as grossly uneducated about the facts.

ozyMRAndias
ozyMRAndias
8 years ago

M Dubz: That’s right. A true alpha male eschews marriage and fucks dozens of drunk sluts. These options are, unfortunately, not available for beta male pussies.

Holly: Like I’d grope a fat whore like you.

Pecunium
8 years ago

prosey: Otherwise you come across as grossly uneducated about the facts.

Otherwise? Nope, SOP.

哈鸡巴
哈鸡巴
8 years ago

Sorry to take this discussion off of spirituality or whatever, but did anyone notice that the weirdo on Reddit was like “I was a tight end in college, and now I’m sympathizing with ‘Mr. Beta Last Choice’ who no one loves, posting on Reddit about my life as a former alpha male when I got to bone lots of girls (with condoms so I didn’t get the herps etc.) who just gave it out to me and my brahs on the team?”

Just sayin’… sounds a little inauthentic. Meanwhile, I was never a jock, but I love women, treat them right, and often enjoy intercourse with them. MRA’s/Redditors ought to try it. Wait no, just kidding, it’s a drag to have to apologize to women for the shit some misogynist loser put them through… And I have dealt with that before.

MRA’s… please, for the sake of all men (and don’t forget the ‘wimminz’) just go your own way and don’t worry about us “alphas” who don’t suck at life and being with women.

kristinmh
kristinmh
8 years ago

I dunno, Felix, Cadbury cream eggs are good at first but get disgusting about halfway through. They’re too big.

Anyway, as Ami said once about (I think) NWO, MRAs seem to think all women are Lauren Conrad and all men are homeless. Sleeping with entire sports teams is an activity open only to very few college women. (Let alone young women who don’t go to college!) I never got the opportunity myself in spite of my tremendous hotness. I doubt I would have taken up the offer, but it would have been nice to be asked, you know?

Molly Ren
8 years ago

Now I’m thinking about the logistics of having sex with (checks) 11 people. (Do I also sleep with the alternates?) Do I hide the fact that I’m sleeping with everyone from the team, or am I open about it? What if someone on the team just doesn’t like me? Will there be drama between the quarterbacks and the runningbacks? What if someone on the team isn’t poly? 😛

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

I think you must hide to everybody that you sleep with any of the players. At least until you finished the whole team, at which point you will earn the title of slut thanks to gossip.

Dracula
Dracula
8 years ago

I dunno, Felix, Cadbury cream eggs are good at first but get disgusting about halfway through. They’re too big.

They make mini cream eggs now.

darksidecat
8 years ago

At least one of the football players at my undergrad was known within certain circles to prefer sex with dudes. Queer athletes must fuck up these ladies’ ability to go through the roster.

Magpie
8 years ago

You probably have to make do with an autograph, in that case. Especially if you can get him to sign your boob.