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Uteruses Versus Duderuses

Apparently a lot of ladies have these things living in their lady regions.

Today, more insight into the enigma that is ladies. Our topic? The uterus and its discontents. The uterus, for those who  have not heard of it, is a lady organ that ladies who were born ladies have down in their lady regions. It is used for two purposes: making babies, and oppressing men.

Some ladies, you see, like to trick men into giving up their sperm (or to steal it from them without their knowledge). The ladies somehow use this sperm to grow babies in their uteruses — I’m not sure on all the details here — which they then use to extract money  from men. As is well known, it really doesn’t cost anything to raise a child, and the ladies use most of the so-called child-support they get from men to pay for bon bons and Cadillacs.

It gets worse. According to a dude called Joe Zamboni over on The Spearhead, some of these uterus-having ladies are at risk of developing something called Golden Uterus Syndrome, or GUS. First described by Dr. Tara J. Palmatier, Zamboni notes,

Golden Uterus Syndrome (GUS) occurs when a woman thinks she deserves special privileges just because she has given birth to a child. … Supposedly all sorts of things (like a mother not taking a job, and instead staying at home) are for the benefit of the child, when in reality they are simply a cover for the woman manipulating others to get her way. … So many of these mothers just take, take, take — like parasites.

Even worse, Zamboni explains, is that some women deliberately infect themselves with Golden Uterus Syndrome, thus guaranteeing them a life of ease as a stay-at-home or single mother:

[W]omen all over world are blatantly getting pregnant so that they don’t have to work at a job, so that they can be supported by a man. I’m not going to act like I approve of their behavior to ensnare and enslave a man, so that this man is then forced to pay eighteen years of child support at the very least.

GUS is rampant in the United States. And it’s time for an intervention.

Mothers now enjoy many unwarranted preferences, and it’s time to reestablish a new and more equitable balance.

Luckily, Zamboni explains, we can combat many of the evil effects of GUS simply by acting like assholes.

The fact is that other people, be they men or women, owe nothing to mothers. As the recent Italian ocean liner accident (Costa Concordia) dramatically revealed, chivalry is dead. I won’t give my seat on the bus to a mother who’s standing, and I certainly won’t give my sinking-ship lifeboat seat to a mother.

The social contract between men and women is dead, and feminist women are the ones who killed it. Mothers in general don’t do anything for me (although I appreciate my own, God rest her soul).

Men shouldn’t feel guilty for treating mothers badly. Because feminism.

Once upon a time, there may have been good reason to protect mothers, to support mothers, etc. (I don’t know, I wasn’t there). But that is one hundred or more years ago. Today’s American women claim to be the equals of men, if not better than men. At least in this instance, I am pleased to give them what they say they want (equal treatment).

Motherhood is, after all, a choice, and men really shouldn’t be burdened by any of the costs of human reproduction.

The fact is that modern mothers have a choice to have a child or not. When they have a child, it is their own personal burden that they are taking on — it is their decision to have that baby. I had no part in their past baby making decisions (unfortunately even if I was the contributor of DNA material), and I do not now agree to allow them to off-load the baby-related responsibilities and costs onto me. …

This is fundamentally a question of self-responsibility, and women in general seem loath to take on true self-responsibility. A friend of mine calls it “congenital female selfishness,” but I think it is more like an acculturated selfishness, and a “pussy pass” so that they can get out of trouble, so that they don’t need to grow-up. As long as we men keep playing the mangina and white knight roles, as long as we keep giving all sorts of special treatment to mothers, going out of our way to protect mothers, doing all sorts of special favors for mothers, we feed and perpetuate the GUS fantasy.

And really, why should men have to pay just because some lady wants to take up babymaking as a hobby?

The fact is: the world doesn’t need more children. … Women don’t need to have children. They want children. Having children is a preference, and men are supposed to endlessly indulge women in the fulfillment of this wish. It’s time that the women-having-babies conversation was brought into the realm of public conversation, and then dealt with rationally and responsibly.

It’s time that men got a backbone and refused to endlessly indulge women in their desire for, and rearing of children. In large measure, it is the continued willingness of men to indulge this selfish female desire that has led to our overpopulation problem.

Exactly! It has nothing to do with governments and religious institutions campaigning against birth control and abortion, or any of that stuff. It’s female selfishness, plain and simple.

It’s time for all men to say “no” to women that selfishly keep having babies. It’s time for third party men to say “no” to providing support and protection to mothers who have quite clearly rejected any sort of partnership with a man. It’s time for all men to say “no” to the exploitative demands of these GUS-infected self-serving mothers.

Stirring words indeed.

Naturally, Zamboni’s argument found receptive ears over at The Spearhead.

“Great article Joe,” wrote Pendelton.

The living hell a man goes through where the golden uterus lives on his back and shoulders 24/7, also using his children to dump on and chump off him has got to be comparably unbearable.

And it’s always to be remembered that this type of woman, being a natural mercenary and hostage maker, has the legal violence of the law to back up her nastiness.

Why do people put up with these nagging hoyhums ?

Stonelifter added:

woman have the golden everything syndrome. They think you owe them for life if you had sex with you once; sex which they also enjoyed as well as you.

They make you diner once, you owe them for life

Admittedly, if a woman builds you an entire diner, I think you probably do owe her for that.

Durandal worked in a bit of “we hunted the mammoth for you” as well:

Women’s value is defined by what they have. Which is a vagina, uterus, and babymaking capability. Hence the self-entitlement and the probable evolutionary adaptation of selfishness and reliance on emotional solipsism and manipulation.

Men’s value is defined by what they do. Which is build absolutely everything, provide everything and advance civilization through their effort, rationality, intelligence, courage and sacrifice.

When our fiat monetary system falls apart and our economy winds down (and it will, if it hasn’t already), watch as government mandated entitlements for women from education & employment quotas to divorce court payouts go up in smoke and an immediate desire to reinstate productivity and real wealth (brought to you by patriarchy) returns for good.

Orecret also predicted the end of the world as we know it (and he feels fine):

Sometimes I wonder how much of the tension between women and men and the consequent breakdown of the social contract between them are due to overpopulation on the planet.

A greater population is no longer needed. Babies and children thus have a lower social value… as do WOMEN… and the male-female bond generally.

Women have gained more power due to prosperity and technology. They are currently experiencing what to them seems like a moment of glory. Only they are poised for a great fall as the effects of overpopulation on the planet become more acutely felt.

As elbow room becomes significantly impinged, men will find themselves even less inclined to take on any sort of partnership with a woman, especially where children are concerned. This effectively frees up men to use their time as they see fit as they are not to be burdened with the expenses and responsibilities of marriage, etc.

Men will act less and less in the public sphere. Corporations will have a hard time hiring men to jobs that they neither need nor want having been freed from the burden of family. Armies will shrink due to the lack of will the everyman has in protecting a society where the social contract has broken down much to the detriment of men everywhere.

The society will crash around us. Women will find themselves without male partners in an increasingly harsh social and natural environment. Life will become increasingly difficult for them and they will be (evermore) unhappy.

The MEN will be free and feral. Returned once again to a natural state where the majority of them are the happiest.

It seems a collective Wile E. Coyote moment is about to take place on a global scale.

It’s a good thing that THIS roadrunner has already gone ghost.

Each of these comments got dozens of upvotes on The Spearhead. Spearheaders know good sense when they see it!

 

There is some here.
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Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Kelly: saying that they have mommy issues does not make it their mother’s fault.

Myoo
Myoo
12 years ago

I feel these are relevant to how easy it is to raise children:
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/09/party.html
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/01/wolves.html

Heck, pretty much all of her posts detailing her childhood seem to fit, but these are just the ones I remembered.

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
12 years ago

As usual, the contradictory stories on Thespearhead confuse me, am I meant to be a stay at home, barefoot, man hands, housewife preparing Vietnamese cuisine daily or a working woman ignoring my golden uterus to contribute financially to the household as a working woman?

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
12 years ago

Is Orecredi actually Ayn Rand in disguise? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve heard this “we will stop the engine of the world” rhetoric before.

Also, I demand that walruses play winner of uteruses v. duderuses.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

I don’t have anything of substance to add, except that’s a really pretty picture of a uterus. I’d hang it on my wall, and I don’t usually say that about pictures of internal organs.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

The living hell a man goes through where the golden uterus lives on his back and shoulders 24/7, also using his children to dump on and chump off him has got to be comparably unbearable.

Pendelton sounds like my cousin’s ex-boyfriend who refuses to ever care for babysit their son while she goes to work. She takes the child to her grandma’s house during the day instead, even though he doesn’t have a job and stays at his mom’s house all day. The nerve of some mothers, asking a father to help take care of their own children!

And yes, that is misandry.

Yeah can we not blame their behaviour and attitudes on their mothers. Men learn misogyny from fathers, male relatives, their peer groups and societal attitudes plus lots of cognitive dissonance and misplaced anger onto women.

I agree. These men were probably taught to believe that women are supposed to wait on men hand and foot 24/7 without any breaks and without complaining. Now these same guys have grown up, and they’re mad that they can’t find a wife or girlfriend who is willing to pamper them like mom used to. If they were decent human beings, they would have realized as they grew up how much mom did for them and showed her appreciation for her hard work and sacrifice. Instead, they are too selfish to ever realize how much others do for them, and so they go to the Spearhead to throw temper tantrums about their failures in life.

It’s not their mothers’ fault that they got stuck in Kohlberg’s first stage of moral development.

Kelly
Kelly
12 years ago

Thank you mothers put so much time, effort and love, then their sons turn into MRAs. If they knew I think it’d be heart breaking. They’d question where did they went wrong when it was out their hands.

BoggiDWurms
12 years ago

Now I’m imagining groups of MRAs traversing the plains, hunting the mighty herds of Cheetos.

Like TheAmazingAtheist. 😛

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
12 years ago

I’m also kind of LMAOing at “free and feral” MRAs. I’ve lived on multiple farms and also taught backwoods survival courses, so I’ve actually lived about as “free and feral” as one can when the nearest road is only ten miles away.

Based on the amount of whinging the average MRA seems to engage in, I’d expect these guys to last an hour in the woods, maybe two. Less if the black flies are particularly bad. They are welcome to prove me wrong by GTOW in the backwoods at any time.

M Dubz
M Dubz
12 years ago

@Kelly- I’m sure a lot of it has to do with living in a culture where women’s work is regularly derided and looked down on. And maybe their dads were not vocally appreciative of their work their moms did (not necessarily the case, but a definite possible contributing factor). Kids start out life very self centered and needing all their needs met. If they’re not forced out of that mindset (because nobody tells them that they are expected to do for themselves as adults), then they will never realize anything different.

darksidecat
12 years ago

Well, some women do contribute to teaching children sexism, though they typically do so less than men.

Also, while many women are good parents, it should be noted that not all are.

Wetherby
Wetherby
12 years ago

This is exactly why I adore my nephew. He is an amazing, smart, funny little kid who I can play with and read to and hand over to someone else when he needs changing. Because I already did Diaper Duty, and once was more than fucking enough.

Or, as my mother put it, “Grandchildren were my reward for putting up with children. They come to visit… and then they go home.”

kristinmh
kristinmh
12 years ago

I may only have 5 or so days of parenting under my belt, but I can say from my limited experience: other people’s babies are cute and all, but you fall absolutely hopelessly in love with your own. At least I have XD

Also in the first week you’re happy to see poop because that means that a) they’re getting enough nutrition and b) their digestive system works. Ahem.

And I think I met one of these guys on a bus when I was about 6 months pregnant. The bus was super crowded and he was doing that asshole thing where you sit on the outside of a bank of two seats and don’t move over or offer the empty seat to anyone else. I asked him to move so I could sit down, and he moved his knees about three inches. When I asked him to move more so I could get myself and my massive belly past him he rolled his eyes very passive-aggressively and moved another inch or so. At the time I thought “Christ, what an asshole!”, but now I see I was just walking around feeling all entitled due to my golden uterus.

Sarah Rean
12 years ago

http://oyc.yale.edu/sites/default/files/mcdblecture13notes.pdf

Hi all I’ve been lurking for a while but felt compelled to post because this post irks me more than most.

I don’t know how to link here but have pasted the URL for a study above.

When women choose family size they tend to prefer <4 children. When men choose family size (hello Jim Bob Duggar) the sky is the limit.

Demios
Demios
12 years ago

What is it with MRAs and “gold” metaphors. Women have “the golden uterus” (I gotta say, it would be tough to form and nurture a baby in something like that), Herman Cain “refused to bow down to the Golden Hoochie,” etc. Is their sickening rhetoric the gold standard for misogyny or something?

KathleenB
KathleenB
12 years ago

Wetherby: EXACTLY!

katz
12 years ago

Kristin, I’m glad to hear you’re enjoying your new mommydom!

Skyal
Skyal
12 years ago

Congratulations Kristin! I was wondering if you’d had your baby

Dee
Dee
12 years ago

This post particularly amuses me given that I’ve recently had to remind myself that getting pregnant would be a Bad Thing right now since I would have to drop out of uni and go find a job to support a kid.

sophia
sophia
12 years ago

All the more reason for MRA to be childfree and support Birth control and abortion right?

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

David: A man sitting on a bus isn’t being an asshole or treating women badly by continuing to be sited when a mother boards. He is treating the mother just like every other man and woman currently on the bus. Seems pretty equitable to me.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Of course it does, dear.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Brandon owes you nothing, world! And he won’t let you forget it! Hold a door for someone on crutches? Pah, that person didn’t earn a door-holding! Loan five bucks lunch money to a woman? Feh, she hasn’t given him even a handjob! Drop a quarter in the “Children’s Miracle Network” bucket? WHAT DID THOSE CHILDREN EVER DO FOR HIM?!?!?!

The world, however, owes him constant attention and approval.

ithiliana
12 years ago

Brandon: Extrapolating his personal shitheaded opinions and views on the world to the Universal…..again and again and again and again.

Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

Seriously, Brandon: It’s not an obligation to give up your seat, it’s just nice.

I realize you have no concept of the “not an obligation but nice” social category, but trust me, it’s a thing people do.

You don’t owe a mother with small children your seat, any more than you owe a pregnant woman, or a disabled person, or an elderly person. It’s merely polite and kind for a person who can easily stand to give their seat to a person who would be more comfortable sitting.