
Today, more insight into the enigma that is ladies. Our topic? The uterus and its discontents. The uterus, for those who have not heard of it, is a lady organ that ladies who were born ladies have down in their lady regions. It is used for two purposes: making babies, and oppressing men.
Some ladies, you see, like to trick men into giving up their sperm (or to steal it from them without their knowledge). The ladies somehow use this sperm to grow babies in their uteruses — I’m not sure on all the details here — which they then use to extract money from men. As is well known, it really doesn’t cost anything to raise a child, and the ladies use most of the so-called child-support they get from men to pay for bon bons and Cadillacs.
It gets worse. According to a dude called Joe Zamboni over on The Spearhead, some of these uterus-having ladies are at risk of developing something called Golden Uterus Syndrome, or GUS. First described by Dr. Tara J. Palmatier, Zamboni notes,
Golden Uterus Syndrome (GUS) occurs when a woman thinks she deserves special privileges just because she has given birth to a child. … Supposedly all sorts of things (like a mother not taking a job, and instead staying at home) are for the benefit of the child, when in reality they are simply a cover for the woman manipulating others to get her way. … So many of these mothers just take, take, take — like parasites.
Even worse, Zamboni explains, is that some women deliberately infect themselves with Golden Uterus Syndrome, thus guaranteeing them a life of ease as a stay-at-home or single mother:
[W]omen all over world are blatantly getting pregnant so that they don’t have to work at a job, so that they can be supported by a man. I’m not going to act like I approve of their behavior to ensnare and enslave a man, so that this man is then forced to pay eighteen years of child support at the very least.
GUS is rampant in the United States. And it’s time for an intervention.
Mothers now enjoy many unwarranted preferences, and it’s time to reestablish a new and more equitable balance.
Luckily, Zamboni explains, we can combat many of the evil effects of GUS simply by acting like assholes.
The fact is that other people, be they men or women, owe nothing to mothers. As the recent Italian ocean liner accident (Costa Concordia) dramatically revealed, chivalry is dead. I won’t give my seat on the bus to a mother who’s standing, and I certainly won’t give my sinking-ship lifeboat seat to a mother.
The social contract between men and women is dead, and feminist women are the ones who killed it. Mothers in general don’t do anything for me (although I appreciate my own, God rest her soul).
Men shouldn’t feel guilty for treating mothers badly. Because feminism.
Once upon a time, there may have been good reason to protect mothers, to support mothers, etc. (I don’t know, I wasn’t there). But that is one hundred or more years ago. Today’s American women claim to be the equals of men, if not better than men. At least in this instance, I am pleased to give them what they say they want (equal treatment).
Motherhood is, after all, a choice, and men really shouldn’t be burdened by any of the costs of human reproduction.
The fact is that modern mothers have a choice to have a child or not. When they have a child, it is their own personal burden that they are taking on — it is their decision to have that baby. I had no part in their past baby making decisions (unfortunately even if I was the contributor of DNA material), and I do not now agree to allow them to off-load the baby-related responsibilities and costs onto me. …
This is fundamentally a question of self-responsibility, and women in general seem loath to take on true self-responsibility. A friend of mine calls it “congenital female selfishness,” but I think it is more like an acculturated selfishness, and a “pussy pass” so that they can get out of trouble, so that they don’t need to grow-up. As long as we men keep playing the mangina and white knight roles, as long as we keep giving all sorts of special treatment to mothers, going out of our way to protect mothers, doing all sorts of special favors for mothers, we feed and perpetuate the GUS fantasy.
And really, why should men have to pay just because some lady wants to take up babymaking as a hobby?
The fact is: the world doesn’t need more children. … Women don’t need to have children. They want children. Having children is a preference, and men are supposed to endlessly indulge women in the fulfillment of this wish. It’s time that the women-having-babies conversation was brought into the realm of public conversation, and then dealt with rationally and responsibly.
It’s time that men got a backbone and refused to endlessly indulge women in their desire for, and rearing of children. In large measure, it is the continued willingness of men to indulge this selfish female desire that has led to our overpopulation problem.
Exactly! It has nothing to do with governments and religious institutions campaigning against birth control and abortion, or any of that stuff. It’s female selfishness, plain and simple.
It’s time for all men to say “no” to women that selfishly keep having babies. It’s time for third party men to say “no” to providing support and protection to mothers who have quite clearly rejected any sort of partnership with a man. It’s time for all men to say “no” to the exploitative demands of these GUS-infected self-serving mothers.
Stirring words indeed.
Naturally, Zamboni’s argument found receptive ears over at The Spearhead.
“Great article Joe,” wrote Pendelton.
The living hell a man goes through where the golden uterus lives on his back and shoulders 24/7, also using his children to dump on and chump off him has got to be comparably unbearable.
And it’s always to be remembered that this type of woman, being a natural mercenary and hostage maker, has the legal violence of the law to back up her nastiness.
Why do people put up with these nagging hoyhums ?
Stonelifter added:
woman have the golden everything syndrome. They think you owe them for life if you had sex with you once; sex which they also enjoyed as well as you.
They make you diner once, you owe them for life
Admittedly, if a woman builds you an entire diner, I think you probably do owe her for that.
Durandal worked in a bit of “we hunted the mammoth for you” as well:
Women’s value is defined by what they have. Which is a vagina, uterus, and babymaking capability. Hence the self-entitlement and the probable evolutionary adaptation of selfishness and reliance on emotional solipsism and manipulation.
Men’s value is defined by what they do. Which is build absolutely everything, provide everything and advance civilization through their effort, rationality, intelligence, courage and sacrifice.
When our fiat monetary system falls apart and our economy winds down (and it will, if it hasn’t already), watch as government mandated entitlements for women from education & employment quotas to divorce court payouts go up in smoke and an immediate desire to reinstate productivity and real wealth (brought to you by patriarchy) returns for good.
Orecret also predicted the end of the world as we know it (and he feels fine):
Sometimes I wonder how much of the tension between women and men and the consequent breakdown of the social contract between them are due to overpopulation on the planet.
A greater population is no longer needed. Babies and children thus have a lower social value… as do WOMEN… and the male-female bond generally.
Women have gained more power due to prosperity and technology. They are currently experiencing what to them seems like a moment of glory. Only they are poised for a great fall as the effects of overpopulation on the planet become more acutely felt.
As elbow room becomes significantly impinged, men will find themselves even less inclined to take on any sort of partnership with a woman, especially where children are concerned. This effectively frees up men to use their time as they see fit as they are not to be burdened with the expenses and responsibilities of marriage, etc.
Men will act less and less in the public sphere. Corporations will have a hard time hiring men to jobs that they neither need nor want having been freed from the burden of family. Armies will shrink due to the lack of will the everyman has in protecting a society where the social contract has broken down much to the detriment of men everywhere.
The society will crash around us. Women will find themselves without male partners in an increasingly harsh social and natural environment. Life will become increasingly difficult for them and they will be (evermore) unhappy.
The MEN will be free and feral. Returned once again to a natural state where the majority of them are the happiest.
It seems a collective Wile E. Coyote moment is about to take place on a global scale.
It’s a good thing that THIS roadrunner has already gone ghost.
Each of these comments got dozens of upvotes on The Spearhead. Spearheaders know good sense when they see it!

and yes, I fondly recall at least one MRA (or something of that general ilk) going on in great detail about how stay at home mothers were “sponging” off their husbands. No matter how many kids they were raising or how much they did. You can get a job! That’s what day care centers are for!
turns out he still lives with his mom. For realsies.
So Yeah.
“turns out he still lives with his mom. For realsies.”
Ok – that was hilarious. I feel like I should have seen it coming though…
Metaphorically speaking, at least, this would also seem to describe dudes like this.
Which may be the problem, at the end of the day. Babies=competition.
Lyn: oh, that guy’s a trip. Other subjects of his outrage include the fact that Mel Gibson’s wife get’s half his fortune after their divorce! 400 million dollars just for being married to Mel Gibson without a prenup! Imagine LOSING 400 million dollars to some WOMAN. The fact that Mel retains 400 million dollars (which he “earned” by making shite movies), may well have been supported by his wife early in their career, didn’t actually protest the decision himself, and otherwise happens to be a total POS to boot didn’t seem to enter into his reasoning as to Why People Should Agree That This Is An Outrage And A Travesty Of Justice.
“Mel Gibson, Kyle. Mel. Gibson.”
Gets, not “get’s.” GAH.
i never wanted kids, not one of those people that all mushy inside when they see a baby. i got with my husband at uni when we were both about 20, i don’t think either of us thought about the relationship beyond the next day, each day.
12 years later, i knew he wanted kids. he’d never pressured me but i knew he wanted them. Because i love him, we sat down and had a talk. i still wasn’t that interested but i wasn’t so disinterested that i wanted to rule out something i knew to be important to him. so, we talked and we agreed to have children on the understanding that he was involved 50%, this wasn’t some job that fell to me by default. My partner didn’t have to think twice to agree, this was a no brainer to him.
8yrs on and 2 kids later, i still am not awfully keen on babies! But i love my children beyond anything i thought possible. But it is the hardest job i have ever done. and i’ve separated drunk homeless people having a fight. and my partner has been there, involved at every level and wouldn’t want it any other way.
Yeah, I’m one of those people who absolutely loves babies. I have spent a lot of my life babysitting for cash. I’ve been thrown up on, peed on, had to break up toddler fights (and change toddler diapers), tried to talk children down from climbing up their swing set, and played roughly 1000 rounds of “you be the monster alien and i’ll be the soldier and kill you.” Children are exhausting, and I would fault no one for taking a pass on having them. I have a huge amount of respect for people who are parenting. It is hard work.
Why don’t these guys just join the Navy and volunteer for submarine duty? If they plan ahead for shore leave they can make sure that they’ll never be alone with a woman and so won’t have to worry about being victim to a uterus. They can jack off and fuck off and can clear the playing field for men who don’t feel like their sperm is handicap because uterus.
Yep, let them what’s good at it and wants to have the kids. I reckon it’s probably a help for Mums and Dads to have spare (childless) Aunts & Uncles & Nannas & Poppies hanging around to help. 🙂
MRAs do say that stuff to the women in their families.
They don’t notice the work their Mum does, they hardly even ‘see’ her. She plonks food on the table, and they ask her when they want something, but she’s just a home appliance.
My dear brother used to acquire a new girlfriend to look after his kids every time they came to stay with him (which was only when the court got sick of their abusive Mum and threatened her with jail, but that’s another story). She didn’t volunteer, he’d just bring the kids home and ignore them. Being decent human beings, of course they stepped up to feed, bath, clothe and comfort the kids. But then he’d get jealous that she wasn’t giving him as much attention, and he’d chuck a sickie! (this was during a very difficult time for him and the kids, DOCS rescued them and they live with him now, he is a really good parent to them)
I’d like to clarify that when I wad breaking up fights with drunk homeless people, I was at work whilst my husband was at home eating bon bons…no that’s not right…he was babysitting my kids…no bear with me, I’ll get there…ah he was looking after our children.
My grammar was awful, i didn’t mean he was involved in the whole drunk fight thing
When mental gymnastics is added to the Olympics, MRAs will be all over it.
announcer: “America’s final mentalist takes the podium, its his final pass at the complete inversion of reality declaration, and he’ll really need to pack as much refined upsidedownedness in this go for a medal. Total silence in the stadium now, he’s going to need all his concentration. He’s clearing his throat, get ready…”
contestant: “Women, enslave men – by getting pregnant. Thank you.”
announcer: “Brilliant! 10’s from all the judges! Oh the crowd is simply nauseous with excitement, what an unbridled display of mental contortion! America takes the gold!”
Women’s value is defined by what they have.
Men’s value is defined by what they do.
I want to feel bad for them thinking their bodies are not of any use for anything.
Then I realize that all they do is fap away on the interwebs all day, so perhaps they are right.
It is almost impossible to imagine them as feral hunter gatherers. They would have to have a clue what unprocessed food looks like.
Now I’m imagining groups of MRAs traversing the plains, hunting the mighty herds of Cheetos.
Women, of course, neither hunted nor gathered. They sat around eating prehistoric bon bons, while children gamboled about their ankles, teaching themselves important life skills and feeding one another.
When the MRAs get sick, they will merely forage medicine from the painkiller tree, the insulin bush, or the blood pressure flowers.
The Navy changed it’s policy last year, women can now serve on submarines. The US military still has some serious issues with women but it is slowly getting better.
Now I’m imagining groups of MRAs traversing the plains, hunting the mighty herds of Cheetos.
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@Polliwog I am stunned. And craving Cheetos. This is all your fault. 🙂
Perfectly illustrated, Polliwog! 🙂
They have to hunt Cheetos cause they hunted the mammoth to extinction.
is it just me but i keep reading the title of the post as “Dudes R Us”?
So just for fun I searched for ‘dude’ in the historic newspaper site, and this is the first result, from 1888.
MARY’S DUDE.
Mary had a little dude,
His name was ” Wobert” Snow,
And everywhere that Mary went
The dude was sure to go.
He followed her to church one day,
It made the people stare
To see them standing side by side,
Before the altar there.
The parson put the surplus on,
And tied them fast for life;
The dude is Mary’s husband now,
And she’s the critter’s wife.
Just dropping this off, y’all.
http://beatonna.tumblr.com/post/17590263751/living-life-fast-and-furious-on-the-internet
Love that cartoon. I tumblred it. Kate Beaton is awesome.
Is that the best he could come up with in woman hating skills? He’s writes like a ten year old who has discovered important but puzzling facts and now must share them. I put the age at pre-puberty as he doesn’t demonstrate any knoweledge of the male involvement in reproduction beyond “indulgence”, that and he used the phrase “once upon a time”.
Yeah can we not blame their behaviour and attitudes on their mothers. Men learn misogyny from fathers, male relatives, their peer groups and societal attitudes plus lots of cognitive dissonance and misplaced anger onto women. It innaccurate to say mommy issues when the problem is deeper than that, don’t put the blame on women for the actions/attitudes of misogynist men.