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Uteruses Versus Duderuses

Apparently a lot of ladies have these things living in their lady regions.

Today, more insight into the enigma that is ladies. Our topic? The uterus and its discontents. The uterus, for those who  have not heard of it, is a lady organ that ladies who were born ladies have down in their lady regions. It is used for two purposes: making babies, and oppressing men.

Some ladies, you see, like to trick men into giving up their sperm (or to steal it from them without their knowledge). The ladies somehow use this sperm to grow babies in their uteruses — I’m not sure on all the details here — which they then use to extract money  from men. As is well known, it really doesn’t cost anything to raise a child, and the ladies use most of the so-called child-support they get from men to pay for bon bons and Cadillacs.

It gets worse. According to a dude called Joe Zamboni over on The Spearhead, some of these uterus-having ladies are at risk of developing something called Golden Uterus Syndrome, or GUS. First described by Dr. Tara J. Palmatier, Zamboni notes,

Golden Uterus Syndrome (GUS) occurs when a woman thinks she deserves special privileges just because she has given birth to a child. … Supposedly all sorts of things (like a mother not taking a job, and instead staying at home) are for the benefit of the child, when in reality they are simply a cover for the woman manipulating others to get her way. … So many of these mothers just take, take, take — like parasites.

Even worse, Zamboni explains, is that some women deliberately infect themselves with Golden Uterus Syndrome, thus guaranteeing them a life of ease as a stay-at-home or single mother:

[W]omen all over world are blatantly getting pregnant so that they don’t have to work at a job, so that they can be supported by a man. I’m not going to act like I approve of their behavior to ensnare and enslave a man, so that this man is then forced to pay eighteen years of child support at the very least.

GUS is rampant in the United States. And it’s time for an intervention.

Mothers now enjoy many unwarranted preferences, and it’s time to reestablish a new and more equitable balance.

Luckily, Zamboni explains, we can combat many of the evil effects of GUS simply by acting like assholes.

The fact is that other people, be they men or women, owe nothing to mothers. As the recent Italian ocean liner accident (Costa Concordia) dramatically revealed, chivalry is dead. I won’t give my seat on the bus to a mother who’s standing, and I certainly won’t give my sinking-ship lifeboat seat to a mother.

The social contract between men and women is dead, and feminist women are the ones who killed it. Mothers in general don’t do anything for me (although I appreciate my own, God rest her soul).

Men shouldn’t feel guilty for treating mothers badly. Because feminism.

Once upon a time, there may have been good reason to protect mothers, to support mothers, etc. (I don’t know, I wasn’t there). But that is one hundred or more years ago. Today’s American women claim to be the equals of men, if not better than men. At least in this instance, I am pleased to give them what they say they want (equal treatment).

Motherhood is, after all, a choice, and men really shouldn’t be burdened by any of the costs of human reproduction.

The fact is that modern mothers have a choice to have a child or not. When they have a child, it is their own personal burden that they are taking on — it is their decision to have that baby. I had no part in their past baby making decisions (unfortunately even if I was the contributor of DNA material), and I do not now agree to allow them to off-load the baby-related responsibilities and costs onto me. …

This is fundamentally a question of self-responsibility, and women in general seem loath to take on true self-responsibility. A friend of mine calls it “congenital female selfishness,” but I think it is more like an acculturated selfishness, and a “pussy pass” so that they can get out of trouble, so that they don’t need to grow-up. As long as we men keep playing the mangina and white knight roles, as long as we keep giving all sorts of special treatment to mothers, going out of our way to protect mothers, doing all sorts of special favors for mothers, we feed and perpetuate the GUS fantasy.

And really, why should men have to pay just because some lady wants to take up babymaking as a hobby?

The fact is: the world doesn’t need more children. … Women don’t need to have children. They want children. Having children is a preference, and men are supposed to endlessly indulge women in the fulfillment of this wish. It’s time that the women-having-babies conversation was brought into the realm of public conversation, and then dealt with rationally and responsibly.

It’s time that men got a backbone and refused to endlessly indulge women in their desire for, and rearing of children. In large measure, it is the continued willingness of men to indulge this selfish female desire that has led to our overpopulation problem.

Exactly! It has nothing to do with governments and religious institutions campaigning against birth control and abortion, or any of that stuff. It’s female selfishness, plain and simple.

It’s time for all men to say “no” to women that selfishly keep having babies. It’s time for third party men to say “no” to providing support and protection to mothers who have quite clearly rejected any sort of partnership with a man. It’s time for all men to say “no” to the exploitative demands of these GUS-infected self-serving mothers.

Stirring words indeed.

Naturally, Zamboni’s argument found receptive ears over at The Spearhead.

“Great article Joe,” wrote Pendelton.

The living hell a man goes through where the golden uterus lives on his back and shoulders 24/7, also using his children to dump on and chump off him has got to be comparably unbearable.

And it’s always to be remembered that this type of woman, being a natural mercenary and hostage maker, has the legal violence of the law to back up her nastiness.

Why do people put up with these nagging hoyhums ?

Stonelifter added:

woman have the golden everything syndrome. They think you owe them for life if you had sex with you once; sex which they also enjoyed as well as you.

They make you diner once, you owe them for life

Admittedly, if a woman builds you an entire diner, I think you probably do owe her for that.

Durandal worked in a bit of “we hunted the mammoth for you” as well:

Women’s value is defined by what they have. Which is a vagina, uterus, and babymaking capability. Hence the self-entitlement and the probable evolutionary adaptation of selfishness and reliance on emotional solipsism and manipulation.

Men’s value is defined by what they do. Which is build absolutely everything, provide everything and advance civilization through their effort, rationality, intelligence, courage and sacrifice.

When our fiat monetary system falls apart and our economy winds down (and it will, if it hasn’t already), watch as government mandated entitlements for women from education & employment quotas to divorce court payouts go up in smoke and an immediate desire to reinstate productivity and real wealth (brought to you by patriarchy) returns for good.

Orecret also predicted the end of the world as we know it (and he feels fine):

Sometimes I wonder how much of the tension between women and men and the consequent breakdown of the social contract between them are due to overpopulation on the planet.

A greater population is no longer needed. Babies and children thus have a lower social value… as do WOMEN… and the male-female bond generally.

Women have gained more power due to prosperity and technology. They are currently experiencing what to them seems like a moment of glory. Only they are poised for a great fall as the effects of overpopulation on the planet become more acutely felt.

As elbow room becomes significantly impinged, men will find themselves even less inclined to take on any sort of partnership with a woman, especially where children are concerned. This effectively frees up men to use their time as they see fit as they are not to be burdened with the expenses and responsibilities of marriage, etc.

Men will act less and less in the public sphere. Corporations will have a hard time hiring men to jobs that they neither need nor want having been freed from the burden of family. Armies will shrink due to the lack of will the everyman has in protecting a society where the social contract has broken down much to the detriment of men everywhere.

The society will crash around us. Women will find themselves without male partners in an increasingly harsh social and natural environment. Life will become increasingly difficult for them and they will be (evermore) unhappy.

The MEN will be free and feral. Returned once again to a natural state where the majority of them are the happiest.

It seems a collective Wile E. Coyote moment is about to take place on a global scale.

It’s a good thing that THIS roadrunner has already gone ghost.

Each of these comments got dozens of upvotes on The Spearhead. Spearheaders know good sense when they see it!

 

There is some here.
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ithiliana
12 years ago

Oh, but Brandon: we know from your detailed information on how the hypothetical mother of your child must treat you with respect that a mere please and thank you will not suffice for Brandon, Master of the Asshole.

You want specific scenarios and you want details about her life (best if she was raped, because the she didn’t choose it–you and Rick Santorum with his “a child of rape is god’s gift” can dance in hell together) because you want to JUDGE if she is worthy of shifting your shitty ass out of your bus seat.

Uh-huh.

Try harder, you’re not convincing anybody.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

I will gladly jump up to give a disabled or elderly person (regardless of gender) my seat. Hell, I would most likely do it for a pregnant woman.

@Dracula: No, she just has to ask and be polite about it. If a pregnant woman said “Yo give me your fucking seat”, I would tell her to fuck off. Luckily that hasn’t happened to me yet.

Oh dear, Brandon seems to have misplaced his goalposts. Has anyone seen them? Maybe we should print up reward posters.

ithiliana
12 years ago

Speaking of assholes–who was claiming that no men ever tried to keep women from getting abortions?

Next time he shows up, we can smack him with this article showing the fucking incredible increase in legislation passes or submitted to…..restrict women’s rights to control our own bodies.

http://www.guttmacher.org/media/inthenews/2012/01/05/endofyear.html

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

@Shadow: I don’t see it! 😛

Oh…because I might get up or not depending on my mood at that time. Sometimes I don’t want to be bothered and sometimes I don’t really mind going out of my way for people.

However, if she asked. That would pretty much guarantee that she will get my seat.

ithiliana
12 years ago

@Shadow: He clearly is yearning to tell Pregnant People to fuck off — that’s his REAL fantasy here.

Brandon, got that vasectomy yet?

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

Ya, I don’t just want to go to work, make money and have some fun with my friends…I want to fuck with pregnant women. /sarcasm

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Brandon

See that’s what we’re talking about when we say your goalposts moonwalk. Your first statement says you will most likely jump up to give a pregnant woman a seat. Your second statement says she has to ask nicely for the seat before you give it to her. Now you’re trying to make an amalgamation of the two statements and say that’s what you meant all along.

Also, your first statement associates pregnant women with the elderly and the disabled, so you clearly understand that they have different needs to most able bodied persons. And you still haven’t explained why pregnancy is not comparable to a temporary disability. Therefore we have to think that you would have just as much sympathy for some cat who broke their leg or arm and needed a seat as you would for pregnant women. And that is trademark asshole behaviour

ithiliana
12 years ago

I see Brandon’s reading comprehension skills are still lacking

Got that vasectomy you were planning on yet?????????????//

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

If you do that…I will give my seat up to anyone who asks. Even rich white dudes.

Also, wtf kinda non sequiteur is this? If I saw a dude fully decked out in Armani, wearing a Breitling watch and an 18 diamond pinky ring using crutches, I would still happily get up and offer him my seat because all that rich, white dudeliness has nothing to do with his broken fucking leg.

Lyn
Lyn
12 years ago

I know this is a bit of a twisted point to make, Brandon makes for very uncomfortable hypotheticals, but seriously, a person who dived into a body of water without checking to see how shallow it was, and ended up disabled as a result – did they choose to be disabled? Do they get a seat on the bus because, well, they just did something a little silly and it’s messed up that they have to live with the consequences of a silly mistake for the rest of their lives? Meanwhile, in the world according to Brandon, having protected sex and ending up pregnant because of contraceptive failure is wilfully chosing to get pregnant and inconvenience Brandon? Particularly if they decide to keep it because of all of the stigma… Seriously, people are diverse and they have diverse needs. This doesn’t mean some aren’t equal, or some are more equal than others or something: it means that we’re individuals who have individual needs. Individual needs that change thanks to time and circumstance.

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

@Shadow: Well then let me clarify for you. If I am sitting on a bus and I feel in the mood to get up I will. However, even if I am in a bad mood that day and someone asks (disabled, pregnant, etc…) I would give them my seat.

Because pregnancy is a choice. No one chooses to have their leg broken or be diagnosed with bipolar disorder. That’s the difference.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

Brandon is really… REALLY paranoid… Video tapes without consent because he’s afraid of false accusations (which rarely happen), doesn’t open doors for women because he’s afraid of getting yelled at (but is fine opening doors for men?!?)…

Hey, you know what, Brandon? Not being an asshole is quite easy. Saying, “yeah, I’d give my seat to a pregnant woman” is all it takes, because it comes with the understanding that there could be some extraordinary circumstance in which you might not do it. If you say “well, I would but only if she’s polite to me,” it gives the same impression as a racist who says “I’m fine with black people going to college, but only if they’ve earned it.” Someone who doesn’t believe the vast majority of people in question would fit that standard.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

Riiight. So you have no sympathy for the injuries of drunk drivers then huh? Not even ones who are wearing halos? Because they chose to drink and drive? Or men who take on dangerous jobs, because they pay well and lose body parts or mobility? Tell that to the next war vet you meet.

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

@Kirby: Umm…black people should earn going to college. It usually entails finishing high school and taking their SAT’s. Or at at bare minimum taking a community college entrance exam. You know…just like everyone else.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Brandon:

Noticed this from way back.

So unless women can just spontaneously become pregnant, I place them in a separate category.

So a person breaks their leg because they tripped and landed badly, and you offer them a seat because it’s difficult to stand up in a moving train that constantly stops, and they’re probably very uncomfortable with that broken bone and all.

A person breaks their leg because they were doing something stupidly dangerous, in which leg-breaking was a likely possibility, and you don’t offer them a seat because hey, they chose to break their leg and they need to live with the consequences.

BRANDON! Offering your seat isn’t a judgement on how a person got where they are, its a present-moment way of reducing pain of another human being. No matter how someone got pregnant, the fact that they are means it is hard for them to stay standing for long periods of time. That’s why you offer them a seat, not out of some strange consolidation for an unplanned event.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Brandon:

Thanks for both missing and illustrating my point. -_-

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

@Pillow: I have sympathy that they are in pain. I am not sympathetic towards them since driving while drunk is stupid and in order to be a legal driver, you need to know that. I have less sympathy for people that cause their own pain and suffering.

As a veteran, I find it offensive that you are conflating a war vets pain and suffering to that of a moronic drunk driver.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Brandon

That doesn’t actually clarify things. Are you saying that if you aren’t in the mood you wouldn’t give up your seat for anyone unless they asked? Or does this only apply to pregnant people? And again, that whole social contract thing that you didn’t sign means that the basic level of decency that society expects from people is that you offer your seat to someone who needs it more. Therefore, someone who waits to be asked is considered an asshole. As always, you are free to be an asshole.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

And just like everyone else, you were denigrated, rEpeatedly told you were good for nothing, lived your entire life in fear of authorities seeing the color of your skin, grew up in poverty watching your parents work their asses off and still not be able to aquire the most basic necessities of life. You also lived in immamnent fear that your father would be dragged off to prison because his skin was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Your school was massively underfunded, lacking in textbooks and in chronic disrepair. Your family was forced to live in substandard housing that contributed to the health problems of all who lived there and you frequently worried about your physical safety, as the crime rate soared. You’re living there because that’s all your family could afford, and even then you and your family frequently missed meals.

Yeah….after that cakewalk they should be able to suceed just like your racist white self.

Wetherby
Wetherby
12 years ago

Because pregnancy is a choice. No one chooses to have their leg broken or be diagnosed with bipolar disorder. That’s the difference.

I hate to state the obvious, but pregnancy isn’t always a choice. And you can’t possibly tell from looking at someone whether it was a choice.

My wife once brought home one of those fake pregnancy bellies, and I was really startled by how heavy it was – though of course I shouldn’t have been, if you consider the weight of a 7-9lb baby plus the associated extras (placenta, amniotic fluid, etc.). It was uncomfortable enough to wear for a few minutes, let alone several weeks.

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@pillowinhell

I think Kirby’s point is more that non-racist people would never say that because they would assume that a black person in college is there because they earned it, just like everyone else.

Not to invalidate what you were saying, because your points were completely true

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

Brandon, you yourself just stated that no sympathy or special treatment should be offered to those who chose to take the risks. As far as I know, anyone currently enlisted in the US army does so by choice, not because your nation is conscripting men.

I don’t see drunk drivers who injure themselves to be on par with war vets at all. It doesn’t stop me from offering them assistance when it seems needed.

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

@Shadow: If someone is looking like they are having difficulty or in actual pain, I offer my seat. (e.g a guy with a broken leg on crutches). If I see a pregnant woman standing up as if she was perfectly fine, then I wont.

That social contract that you keep speaking of might have started out as a nice little document, but as more time passes and the moral malaise of society in general…it looks more like ripped toilet paper. Every year, fewer and fewer people adhere to it.

@Pillow: OK then we should just let every moron into college that can’t successfully complete the work so that in the future a college degree is as worthless as the paper the social contract is written on.

Wetherby
Wetherby
12 years ago

It seems to me that the situations here boil down to basic human decency versus being a selfish asshole.

No surprise which side Brandon’s on.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

My points about racism were directed at Brandon. My apologies kirby, if you thought they were directed at you.

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