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Uteruses Versus Duderuses

Apparently a lot of ladies have these things living in their lady regions.

Today, more insight into the enigma that is ladies. Our topic? The uterus and its discontents. The uterus, for those who  have not heard of it, is a lady organ that ladies who were born ladies have down in their lady regions. It is used for two purposes: making babies, and oppressing men.

Some ladies, you see, like to trick men into giving up their sperm (or to steal it from them without their knowledge). The ladies somehow use this sperm to grow babies in their uteruses — I’m not sure on all the details here — which they then use to extract money  from men. As is well known, it really doesn’t cost anything to raise a child, and the ladies use most of the so-called child-support they get from men to pay for bon bons and Cadillacs.

It gets worse. According to a dude called Joe Zamboni over on The Spearhead, some of these uterus-having ladies are at risk of developing something called Golden Uterus Syndrome, or GUS. First described by Dr. Tara J. Palmatier, Zamboni notes,

Golden Uterus Syndrome (GUS) occurs when a woman thinks she deserves special privileges just because she has given birth to a child. … Supposedly all sorts of things (like a mother not taking a job, and instead staying at home) are for the benefit of the child, when in reality they are simply a cover for the woman manipulating others to get her way. … So many of these mothers just take, take, take — like parasites.

Even worse, Zamboni explains, is that some women deliberately infect themselves with Golden Uterus Syndrome, thus guaranteeing them a life of ease as a stay-at-home or single mother:

[W]omen all over world are blatantly getting pregnant so that they don’t have to work at a job, so that they can be supported by a man. I’m not going to act like I approve of their behavior to ensnare and enslave a man, so that this man is then forced to pay eighteen years of child support at the very least.

GUS is rampant in the United States. And it’s time for an intervention.

Mothers now enjoy many unwarranted preferences, and it’s time to reestablish a new and more equitable balance.

Luckily, Zamboni explains, we can combat many of the evil effects of GUS simply by acting like assholes.

The fact is that other people, be they men or women, owe nothing to mothers. As the recent Italian ocean liner accident (Costa Concordia) dramatically revealed, chivalry is dead. I won’t give my seat on the bus to a mother who’s standing, and I certainly won’t give my sinking-ship lifeboat seat to a mother.

The social contract between men and women is dead, and feminist women are the ones who killed it. Mothers in general don’t do anything for me (although I appreciate my own, God rest her soul).

Men shouldn’t feel guilty for treating mothers badly. Because feminism.

Once upon a time, there may have been good reason to protect mothers, to support mothers, etc. (I don’t know, I wasn’t there). But that is one hundred or more years ago. Today’s American women claim to be the equals of men, if not better than men. At least in this instance, I am pleased to give them what they say they want (equal treatment).

Motherhood is, after all, a choice, and men really shouldn’t be burdened by any of the costs of human reproduction.

The fact is that modern mothers have a choice to have a child or not. When they have a child, it is their own personal burden that they are taking on — it is their decision to have that baby. I had no part in their past baby making decisions (unfortunately even if I was the contributor of DNA material), and I do not now agree to allow them to off-load the baby-related responsibilities and costs onto me. …

This is fundamentally a question of self-responsibility, and women in general seem loath to take on true self-responsibility. A friend of mine calls it “congenital female selfishness,” but I think it is more like an acculturated selfishness, and a “pussy pass” so that they can get out of trouble, so that they don’t need to grow-up. As long as we men keep playing the mangina and white knight roles, as long as we keep giving all sorts of special treatment to mothers, going out of our way to protect mothers, doing all sorts of special favors for mothers, we feed and perpetuate the GUS fantasy.

And really, why should men have to pay just because some lady wants to take up babymaking as a hobby?

The fact is: the world doesn’t need more children. … Women don’t need to have children. They want children. Having children is a preference, and men are supposed to endlessly indulge women in the fulfillment of this wish. It’s time that the women-having-babies conversation was brought into the realm of public conversation, and then dealt with rationally and responsibly.

It’s time that men got a backbone and refused to endlessly indulge women in their desire for, and rearing of children. In large measure, it is the continued willingness of men to indulge this selfish female desire that has led to our overpopulation problem.

Exactly! It has nothing to do with governments and religious institutions campaigning against birth control and abortion, or any of that stuff. It’s female selfishness, plain and simple.

It’s time for all men to say “no” to women that selfishly keep having babies. It’s time for third party men to say “no” to providing support and protection to mothers who have quite clearly rejected any sort of partnership with a man. It’s time for all men to say “no” to the exploitative demands of these GUS-infected self-serving mothers.

Stirring words indeed.

Naturally, Zamboni’s argument found receptive ears over at The Spearhead.

“Great article Joe,” wrote Pendelton.

The living hell a man goes through where the golden uterus lives on his back and shoulders 24/7, also using his children to dump on and chump off him has got to be comparably unbearable.

And it’s always to be remembered that this type of woman, being a natural mercenary and hostage maker, has the legal violence of the law to back up her nastiness.

Why do people put up with these nagging hoyhums ?

Stonelifter added:

woman have the golden everything syndrome. They think you owe them for life if you had sex with you once; sex which they also enjoyed as well as you.

They make you diner once, you owe them for life

Admittedly, if a woman builds you an entire diner, I think you probably do owe her for that.

Durandal worked in a bit of “we hunted the mammoth for you” as well:

Women’s value is defined by what they have. Which is a vagina, uterus, and babymaking capability. Hence the self-entitlement and the probable evolutionary adaptation of selfishness and reliance on emotional solipsism and manipulation.

Men’s value is defined by what they do. Which is build absolutely everything, provide everything and advance civilization through their effort, rationality, intelligence, courage and sacrifice.

When our fiat monetary system falls apart and our economy winds down (and it will, if it hasn’t already), watch as government mandated entitlements for women from education & employment quotas to divorce court payouts go up in smoke and an immediate desire to reinstate productivity and real wealth (brought to you by patriarchy) returns for good.

Orecret also predicted the end of the world as we know it (and he feels fine):

Sometimes I wonder how much of the tension between women and men and the consequent breakdown of the social contract between them are due to overpopulation on the planet.

A greater population is no longer needed. Babies and children thus have a lower social value… as do WOMEN… and the male-female bond generally.

Women have gained more power due to prosperity and technology. They are currently experiencing what to them seems like a moment of glory. Only they are poised for a great fall as the effects of overpopulation on the planet become more acutely felt.

As elbow room becomes significantly impinged, men will find themselves even less inclined to take on any sort of partnership with a woman, especially where children are concerned. This effectively frees up men to use their time as they see fit as they are not to be burdened with the expenses and responsibilities of marriage, etc.

Men will act less and less in the public sphere. Corporations will have a hard time hiring men to jobs that they neither need nor want having been freed from the burden of family. Armies will shrink due to the lack of will the everyman has in protecting a society where the social contract has broken down much to the detriment of men everywhere.

The society will crash around us. Women will find themselves without male partners in an increasingly harsh social and natural environment. Life will become increasingly difficult for them and they will be (evermore) unhappy.

The MEN will be free and feral. Returned once again to a natural state where the majority of them are the happiest.

It seems a collective Wile E. Coyote moment is about to take place on a global scale.

It’s a good thing that THIS roadrunner has already gone ghost.

Each of these comments got dozens of upvotes on The Spearhead. Spearheaders know good sense when they see it!

 

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Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

Whether Brandon specifically wants his mother raped is paint chips on the Titanic at this point.

Brandon has no problem with any human at all being raped and that’s fucking enough right there, you know?

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Yeah, Brandon, why is rape the punishment for being feminist? I thought the main punishment was you didn’t talk to them.

Bostonian
9 years ago

“Brandon has no problem with any human at all being raped and that’s fucking enough right there, you know?”

This is actually where I come down on the subject, myself.

cloudiah
cloudiah
9 years ago

Holly, good point.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

Do you use a neti pot type thing Cloudiah? Sometimes when I have one of those I use that and it helps. Well not the neti pot but the stuff that lets you push the gunk through your sinuses. Use sterile water, salt and a touch of karo syrup since that will help sooth the irritated tissue.

Of course I also think that Brandon’s mother, who he has clearly labeled a feminist, probably sat up nights in worry when he was ill and tried to make sure he recovered by getting him soup or medicine, or just sat there when he asked her to because he was scared at night of the boogeyman. Which makes what he said this evening so horrible and mean.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

“I see no point in expending energy on mundane, trivial issues unless I am provoked”

Manboobz apparently provokes Brandon by existing. He keeps saying how beneath him it all is, but he just can’t stay away.

“@Hellkell: I am sympathetic to rape victims…as long as they aren’t feminists.”

Sorry, Hellkell. Much as I’d usually agree with your “we have pills for that” comment, I don’t think there are any drugs that can stop someone from being a sociopath. Thanks for finally fessing up, Brandon!

I feel so bad for his mother. Imagine knowing that a piece of scum like that sprang from your uterus.

Brandon
Brandon
9 years ago

Oh, I would love to keep this going all night…but I need to get some sleep. You guys are so predictable.

Just to clarify, what I just did is actual “trolling”. So for all those people that told me to “troll harder”…your welcome!

Kollege Messerschmitt
9 years ago

What the everloving fuck, Brandon?
Yeah, I hope you get banned as soon as possible. At least DKM is kinda hilarious while being a creepy and horrible person.

You are just a tedious, horrible asshole who needs to fuck off ASAP.

cloudiah
cloudiah
9 years ago

Thanks, PfkaE.

Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

Just to clarify, what I just did is actual “trolling”. So for all those people that told me to “troll harder”…your welcome!

Oh, I see, you were only saying you want people to be raped because you wanted to disgust us, express that you don’t think rape is a serious subject, and specifically attack rape survivors.

Thank God, I thought you were doing it for a bad reason.

Kollege Messerschmitt
9 years ago

Brandouche:

Oh, I would love to keep this going all night…but I need to get some sleep. You guys are so predictable.

Yeah, I think it would be predictable that people get upset when someone wishes rape on others. Aaaand….this somehow means you are better than us?

Polliwog
Polliwog
9 years ago

Brandon needs banned for that. Directly attacking another commenter by mockingly suggesting they have been raped crosses a line.

Seconded.

In the meantime, Brandon, I want you to tell me – me, personally – what I did that makes me deserve to be raped. I self-identify as a feminist. I am also a survivor of sexual assault. It is a real thing that happened to me. Tell me what it is that you think made me deserve it.

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

So Brandon is basically saying that feminists deserve to be raped? -_-

Calling him out on his fake g/f really pissed him off didn’t it. He’s revealing his true colours… no more beating around the bush and pretending to be a concern troll XD

Lauralot
9 years ago

I take it he’s given up his super secret feminist screening process, then.

There is no lower form of shit.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Yeah, Branond, it’s trolling in most cases, but you’re a regular. Most of our idiot trolls are of the drive-by variety.

Our regulars BELIEVE their shit. For whatever reason, you have too much invested to be simply trolling.

Either way, rape comments like yours are beyond the pale.

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

Your entire existence on Manboobz is trolling Brandon. e_e What you choose to say however, is all your choice… stop hiding behind “trolling” xD

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Case in point, a banned troll usually doesn’t care, they move on. Brandon had a stone cold hissyfit when David moderated him.

Lauralot
9 years ago

Consider your posts here fucking reported, Brandon. Though I’m sure you couldn’t care less and your hand-girlfriend will be back to tell us how great your sex life is once you’re gone.

Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

What you choose to say however, is all your choice… stop hiding behind “trolling”

Yeah, this. The words out of your mouth are the words out of your mouth. (Fingers. Whatever.) They’re real and their effects are real.

Whether you “really meant it” doesn’t change anything. You hit someone with a stick and “don’t mean it”, they’re still going to bruise.

Anyway I’m kinda sure you did really mean it so there’s that too.

Kollege Messerschmitt
9 years ago

Yeah, and judging from Brandon’s views in general, I really don’t think it’s too far-fetched to think that he is absolutely serious about this.

katz
9 years ago

And somehow Brandon thinks “I support all feminists getting raped except my mom” makes it into a totally reasonable position.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

Honestly, it kind of feels like this is what Brandon has been wanting to say all along. Now that he’s finally gotten that out of his system maybe he’ll move on.

Except that he seems to have developed the same sort of creepy fixation with Hellkell that MRAL had with me for a while. So banning him is probably a good idea.

Pecunium
9 years ago

Brandon: I am only awful to feminists.

Oh for fuck’s sake. So now your magical feminist detecting skills are so good that you can always tell when a woman is a feminist?

Perhaps it’s more a case of you are nasty to someone and then decide, “Feminist bitch deserved it.”

It’s also not a matter of opinion. Our respective thoughts on the veracity of our respective accounts is opinion. What actually happens is fact. I am willing to grant that you were told to piss of by women. I am not willing to grant that your appreciation of the reason is valid.

That is a judgement on you, not the facts.

What crime could you be charged with… Depending on how broadly the complaintants attorney wanted to strech things (which would depend on the recorded facts from a criminal case), there are torts that, “Hey, I could support raping feminist women.” could attach to you.

I’m not sure of the laws in MA, so that comment probably isn’t legally actionable. The recommendations that men secretly record their sexual partners… might be seen as some form of incitement/accessory before the fact.

Just something to think about when you let your Id escape out onto the internet.

Lauralot
9 years ago

He’s so fucking bad at understanding that other people, you know, EXIST for purposes other than his own amusement. He’s probably still fascinated with peek-a-boo, as bad as his grasp on anything outside of his tiny little mind is.

katz
9 years ago

Just to clarify, what I just did is actual “trolling”.

So you’re not a vet and you don’t volunteer at a food pantry. Just confirming.

Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

He’s so fucking bad at understanding that other people, you know, EXIST for purposes other than his own amusement.

I think this explains pretty much everyone who thinks it’s okay to say horrific things so long as you’re “just trolling.”

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

You really are a pitiful, disgusting little shit, Brandon. Does that make you proud? Do you feel oh so good inside about what you do here?

When you go to sleep at night, your imaginary girlfriend gently snoring beside you, do you congratulate yourself on an evening well spent? Do you imagine how awesome she’d think you were for treating rape like a joke, if only she were real?

Way to go asshole, you’re a big fuckin’ winner.

Kollege Messerschmitt
9 years ago

I think so, too.
I mean, he dropped the whole “I would be interested in the whole feminism thing if you you’d just make me king of feminism!” act pretty fast. I bet he was itching to say something like this, even though (or because?) he knows that many posters here are survivors.

And singling out hellkell makes this whole thing even creepier 🙁

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

I’ve used my psychic link to call my dark master.

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

And now we know why Brandon is so constantly scared that women he’s with will accuse him of rape. >_>

Pecunium
9 years ago

Brandon: @Elizabeth: Umm…I get to make my own rules. My idea, my rules. And if I want to make exceptions, I can.

Nope. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, they aren’t entitled to their own facts.

But, granting that your mother is special (and that you get to approve which feminists get raped), why do you say that you support raping them? What is that supposed to achieve? What aim does it serve?

Just to clarify, what I just did is actual “trolling”. So for all those people that told me to “troll harder”…your welcome!

Here’s the thing, hero, the reason you are getting this sort of response is that it’s not out of keeping with your prior behavior, and your expressed anger at feminists. It’s a nice try at covering your ass, but I don’t believe it. I think you were pissed off, and you said something, in the heat of the moment, that you wish you hadn’t.

Not because you don’t believe it, but rather because you do. It makes you look bad. It makes you look bad because it reveals things you’d rather keep secret. The thing about places where one is in opposition, is that one gets closer and closer to one’s true feelings, as the pressure to make it plain just how opposed one is.

You are coming closer and closer to the real you; it’s sort of like therapy. The trick to hiding your feelings is starting to escape you.

It’s why you came back. It’s why you are so much angrier than you were. You’ve been put in your place, and you want to return the favor. The problem is, we don’t care. We are used to seeing the sort of soup-sandwich you’re becoming. The Elams,and Marky-Marks and Brieviks of the world aren’t new to us. It’s not that you are a pathetic excuse for a human being that offends us (well not just that), it’s that you aren’t even honest about it.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

I’ll admit I enjoyed winding him up because he fell for it every fucking time.

NWO or DKM, are so over the top I can’t take them too seriously, but I can’t stand Brandon the most because guys like him are truly evil in their ubiquity and banality.

Lauralot
9 years ago

Today has been a goddamn parade of horrific behavior, from my roommate’s “ha ha you autistic loser you’re just asexual because no one will fuck you” to “feminists should get raped lol.” I need to go out and search out something that will restore my faith in humanity, as otherwise it will be gone forever.

That, or I’m going to go get drunk and then beat the shit out of something. Either way.

Pecunium
9 years ago

hellkell: Case in point, a banned troll usually doesn’t care, they move on. Brandon had a stone cold hissyfit when David moderated him.

That, and the idea that anyone could ever be allowed to judge him on what he does. Brandon has a real problem with anyone “imposing” on his right to be a dickhead. That, I think, is what set him off this time. We said that we thought his morals were screwed up. That he was an asshole.

Which is true. His, “Fuck you Jack, I got mine” (in this case, a seat on the bus), is morally bankrupt. He knows it. Look at his defense of his, “just get there earlier”. He admits that’s not possible for everyone, so if they don’t meet his criteria for, “disabled”, fuck ’em.

It’s the same thing when we challenge him to actually defend the things he says (like married people being stupid for being married, or the ease of replicating married rights with contractual relationships… never mind that one’s contractual obligations to Party A are in no way obligations on Party B).

Brandon wants to be the center of the world. We don’t let him. Feminism doesn’t let him. As a result he is angry at us, and at feminism.

Polliwog
Polliwog
9 years ago

I need to go out and search out something that will restore my faith in humanity, as otherwise it will be gone forever.

Usually when I’m in that mood I go to Youtube and do a search for babies giggling. It is impossible to hate humankind completely while watching a giggling baby.

(Just don’t read the comments, because it’s still Youtube, after all.)

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Lauralot, I’m sorry you had to deal with that. Your roommate is an asshat.

Here’s a funny cat video:

http://jezebel.com/5889055/gambling-cat-will-beat-you-at-your-own-game

felixBC
felixBC
9 years ago

I find Brandon too stupid to care about the waste. But MRAL, there’s enough intelligence there to consider him a walking tragedy. He could be so much more, and chooses to bathe in his own rancid shit instead.

Lauralot
9 years ago

@Hellkell: Thanks for that. Cat videos are the best.

I’m moving out in May, and I never plan to speak to that roommate again, so at least the amount of asshattery I have to deal with will be short-lived.

cloudiah
cloudiah
9 years ago

Shit, Lauralot, I am so sorry. Your roommate sounds about on a par with Brandon, humanity wise…

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

@ Lauralot

Here, have a baby fennec.

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

…from my roommate’s “ha ha you autistic loser you’re just asexual because no one will fuck you”…

Holy shit. That’s just awful. Sorry you had to deal with that. 🙁

Kollege Messerschmitt
9 years ago

I’m sorry, Lauralot 🙁 I hope you will be okay!

Have another kitten video, if you like!

cloudiah
cloudiah
9 years ago

@Lauralot
And an adorable doggie

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

I vote for banning Brandon. He’s never funny, just gratingly annoying.

Kollege Messerschmitt
9 years ago

Well, I don’t think Brandon is even entertaining at all, so I don’t really think there is a reason to let him post again.
IMHO he’s just tedious, boring and frustrating to deal with, nothing more Dx

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

I say ban forever. It’s not like he’s even entertaining when he’s not being overtly horrible.

Lauralot
9 years ago

Aw, thanks, everyone.

The best part about this is that I’m not even diagnosed with autism: I’m undergoing testing to see if I’m on the spectrum at all and apparently that is something worthy of mockery.

Lauralot
9 years ago

I vote for a bannination, with hammers and lightning.

cloudiah
cloudiah
9 years ago

Bulldog puppy?