Life is tough for the beta male. During his twenties, as Manosphere dudes never tire of reminding us, women reject him, choosing instead to throw themselves wantonly at caddish alpha males.
Only after these cruel, callous women have squandered their youth and beauty – by the age of 30 if not earlier – do they turn at last to the betas, who’ve been patiently waiting in the “friend zone” the whole time. Those poor betas, nice guys and good providers all, are then lured into marriage with these now-ugly shrews, who are no longer interested in sex, and want only their money, often used to provide for kids sired by alpha males. (See here for Holly Pervocracy’s more detailed analysis of the “Greek system.”)
But life can be tough for the alpha male as well, driven to exhaustion by nearly constant sex with an incredible array of horny twentysomething women. The movie trailer below will give you some idea of just what the typical alpha male has to deal with on a daily basis.
That’s it. I shall aid our wolfy brethren. As soon as my gravatar image changes…
D’awwwwww.
I would probably be okay with wolf divorce, if Kirby wasn’t do adorable holding his little sign.
Nobody tell the MRAs about this, they’ll be sending kittens around with placards along their sides saying “Meow! Male-on-female domestic violence is always provoked by the woman! Please pet me!”
And going off about how dogs only chase cats because of cat provocation…okay, that one might actually be true.
Don’t forget the Omega Man! He, as the last man on Earth, destroys nocturnal albino mutants (aka – feminazis) who seek to destroy all technology. Surely this is the greatest MRA fantasy of all.
Whoops! Omega Man link…
http://youtu.be/X-MosmUseSY
@no more mr nice guy
Lollll, too true. It’s just so ridiculous though. It’s one more thing that just highlights how desperate these dudes were for an excuse to jump on to start hating on women
The best bit is that I’ve got a template image, if any more causes present themselves. 🙂 Tremble in fear, injustices of the world! I have the greatest weapon in the world; a small, handmade sign.
I’ve got a protest sign with a disapproving rabbit on it that says “I disapprove” at the bottom. I can put whatever I like at the top.
Also, a wolf pack is headed by the senior male-female couple, not the senior male alone.
“Wolf Divorce” sounds like an indie noise-pop band.
ohmy god adorable kirby oh my god
To be honest, I think sometimes two wolves are better off apart, and the cubs need to go to whichever parent is better able to vomit meat scraps up for them, which realistically is the mother in today’s wolf society.
Kirby, you reminded me of this. Only with more adorableness.
A leaflet campaign! Why didn’t I think of that? Brilliant!
Hmm… Do you think wolves read leaflets though?
Because you did not have any of your anger sucked out of your head by a polymorph?
Oh… right…
Well, Kirbys don’t hold grudges anyway. 🙂
Kirbys don’t hold grudges… just the forms of their enemies.
Although I would not like to see a Kirby with a little MRA hat and MRA powers.
Well, Kirbys don’t hold grudges anyway.
Tell that to King Dedede 🙂
@Holly:
I want to draw this now…
So basically once again the MRA theory is that all men are oppressed, even the luckiest ones. I am so surprised.
“So basically once again the MRA theory is that all men are oppressed, even the luckiest ones. I am so surprised.”
Well, to them, they look at feminist theory that says women are oppressed as a class, take away every bit of logic from the “That means even a well off white woman is still disadvantaged AS A FEMALE, despite all the other advantages of class and race and…” and decide what’s good for the gander, good meaning a reason for the gander to whine.
good for the goose is good for the gander… Gah
@ zhinxy
I’ve been noticing that in our trolls recently too. They seem to be fixated on ineptly attempting to mirror what they mistakenly imagine feminism’s message to be back at us. FactFinder is particularly amusing in that his blog seems to be intended to be Manboobz for MRAs, but in terms of execution it’s like what would happen if David became an MRA after suffering a severe head wound.
Some people really don’t deserve rebuttals, only mockery. In this case, there is no “argument” to rebut, merely a bunch of unproven assertions wrapped in misogyny.
Hey, don’t knock Colbert sarcasm. That’s the best sarcasm. 😉
How many people have come by lately, all annoyed that David is writing David’s blog and not the blog they want him to write? There’s been quite an influx.
I am now laughing hysterically at this entire conversation and cannot stop laughing long enough to try to explain the joke to MrB.