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The hard life of the Alpha male. Get it? Get it? It's a double entendre. Heh heh. Penis.

Now in pill form.

Life is tough for the beta male. During his twenties, as Manosphere dudes never tire of reminding us, women reject him, choosing instead to throw themselves wantonly at caddish alpha males.

Only after these cruel, callous women have squandered their youth and beauty – by the age of 30 if not earlier – do they turn at last to the betas, who’ve been patiently waiting in the “friend zone” the whole time. Those poor betas, nice guys and good providers all, are then lured into marriage with these now-ugly shrews, who are no longer interested in sex, and want only their money, often used to provide for kids sired by alpha males. (See here for Holly Pervocracy’s more detailed analysis of the “Greek system.”)

But life can be tough for the alpha male as well, driven to exhaustion by nearly constant sex with an incredible array of horny twentysomething women. The movie trailer below will give you some idea of just what the typical alpha male has to deal with on a daily basis.

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CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

And as we know, lesbians don’t have sex, since there are no alphas for them to fuck. Therefore they have no gender.

Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

What’s good for the goose, is good for the gender!

vsh247
vsh247
12 years ago

Molly – genderless because they are emasculated and told to be “equal” to women, see women as “people”, be “friends”, have “relationships,not “objectify” women, not pursue dominance, not to be masculine – all that feminist crap – yet alphas, bad boys and high status males are not held to this.

Bostonian
12 years ago

Lesbians also have infinite recursive gender, but they do not have to fuck to get it.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Wait, do women naturally hate fucking, or do we love it if it’s with alphas? I need to know this in order to finalize my theory of How Lesbians Work.

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

Lesbians, think about what you’ve done and repent!

You forget that we’re evil soulless harpies who delight in the pain we cause men and are just doing it for laughs.

most alphas have sex only with women who “conform to traditional standards of beauty and femininity” as feminists would say.

Statement assumes facts not actually in evidence, but even if this is true I don’t actually care.

he types of women betas are told we’re not supposed to want – as this is objectication, sexism etc.

What? No, the problem isn’t sexual attraction, it’s reducing a woman only to the sexual attraction you feel for her. Like when you said you were only being ‘nice’ because you were told sex followed; you only valued women as sex objects, and this isn’t a shift in your attitude. You were objectifying women the whole time, and have only now admitted it. But it’s not because you’re attracted to women. I’m attracted to my girlfriend, but she is a person, not a pussy dispenser; I don’t objectify her.

But I guess its only “bad” when beta males attempt to do it – when alphas do it its all sexytime and a-ok.

No, you just don’t know what you’re talking about XD

and not forced to be “good” if alphas aren’t.

Even if everything you said were heretofore true, you aren’t being forced. You are opting into the system because you want sex.

As I stated, women have an alpha lover/beta provider complex

Stated, but did not support with any evidence whatsoever XD

Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

vsh thinks women are genderless.

Bostonian
12 years ago

Women as people is radical feminism! Film at 11!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Well, yeah. Given that he thinks of women as pussy dispensing units, of course we’re genderless.

Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

This one REALLY needs to get out in the fresh air more

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

As one of the resident lesbians, I have only this to say.

Oh HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

But Magpie, his tinfoil hat gets really hot when the sun hits it. Think of his health.

Myoo
Myoo
12 years ago

@vsh
Yeah, see, according to your definition, I’m an omega, since I never had sex and I don’t plan on changing that fact any time soon. And yet I have been friends with several women, none of which tried to get me to give them gifts or go out on dates with them or even convince me that I was wrong in continuing to not have sex. In fact, some of them have given me gifts for my birthday and such, or loaned me money, and other things friends do for each other.

I treat them as equals because, well, they are. They study, they work, they have thoughts and feelings and needs and wants like any human being. Some of them are in relationships, and some of them aren’t, and some of them like conventionally handsome guys, and some of them like guys that aren’t.

So, why should I treat people who are my friends and who have shown themselves to be caring, complete human beings as if they were inferior to me? To get sex? Because I have male friends who are also nice to women and treat them as equals, and they get plenty of sex, because they are not as socially awkward as me. So why exactly should I do it?

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
12 years ago

I think this one would pollute any fresh air unfortunate enough to encounter him.

Myoo
Myoo
12 years ago

I can’t believe I have to explain to someone that women are people.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

I think Vsh doesn’t understand that people in relationships often have sex. o.o

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

No, he explained that. See, it only counts the first time you have sex. After that, you’ve already added that woman to your tally, so why even bother having sex?

Yeah, Vsh really enjoys sex.

vsh247
vsh247
12 years ago

I think Molly doesn’t understand that it’s still a notchcount of “1” if you are a beta male in a monogamous relationship with one woman (usually a mediocre looking one). Even if you bang her everyday its still “1”. While alphas are out banging tons of different (usually pretty) women, increasing their notch count, and thus their sociosexual status and power over the rest of the men. Even if alphas have a gf/wife, she usually looks the other way when the alpha has women on the side, and thus he is still increasing his notch count and sociosexual status over the beta sucker boys who are forced to have “relationships” and pay for “dates” just to get sex with one or a few mediocre women. Much better to be an omega and watch pr0n or learn some PUA moves to get at least some of the alpha action. Alpha or omega. Beta is the sucker path that feeds the matriarchal beast. I say if women only want to doll themselves up and give most of the hot no-strings sex (what most men want) to a few top tier men, then men should only give money, rights and relationships to the top tier pretty women and just let the rest crawl around with nothing. Social darwinism (survival of fittest, all else be damned) must go both ways – game on.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

I don’t think vhs has ever really had sex. I think this is a 15 year old in his parent’s basement.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Eh, now he’s just repeating himself. If you’re going to troll at least try to be amusing.

Molly Ren
12 years ago

I love how he puts “relationships” in quotes. “Dear god, you want to get me presents on my birthday and be there if I have to be in the hospital? You misandrist!”

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

So, vsh, if you know so much about women, what are you doing here in front of the Gas-n-Sip on a Saturday night?

Molly Ren
12 years ago

He CAN’T go out, hellkell! All the hot women are taken!

Bostonian
12 years ago

Going out of the house is misandry! Or something.

Bostonian
12 years ago

Women, I notice, also are not employed in his universe, thus having nothing if they are single or lesbians.

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