Life is tough for the beta male. During his twenties, as Manosphere dudes never tire of reminding us, women reject him, choosing instead to throw themselves wantonly at caddish alpha males.
Only after these cruel, callous women have squandered their youth and beauty – by the age of 30 if not earlier – do they turn at last to the betas, who’ve been patiently waiting in the “friend zone” the whole time. Those poor betas, nice guys and good providers all, are then lured into marriage with these now-ugly shrews, who are no longer interested in sex, and want only their money, often used to provide for kids sired by alpha males. (See here for Holly Pervocracy’s more detailed analysis of the “Greek system.”)
But life can be tough for the alpha male as well, driven to exhaustion by nearly constant sex with an incredible array of horny twentysomething women. The movie trailer below will give you some idea of just what the typical alpha male has to deal with on a daily basis.
And how on earth do you know whether or not I’m physically attractive? I’m a feminist, and therefore ugly? WTF?
“I’m an asshole, and I’m proud of it.”
@Holly: No, you just believe she is fictional. But she is very real. You just choose not to believe it. Because I value my anonymity, I choose not to post any photos (you would probably deny those as well). So I got tired of trying to convince you of it.
Brandon I gotta ask. Of all the billion and a half things you could be doing with your time, why do you keep coming back here? You know that your going to be on the receiving end of a lot of mockery, so why?
@brandon
lol. for somebody so obsessed with fucking you dont seem to be all that interested in being any good at.
@pillowinhell
he thinks his flailing tantrums are somehow upsetting to us
@Crum: It is my day off and Ashley is working. I am busy with her the rest of the week.
@Hellkell: This coming from someone that called my girlfriend a fuckdoll. Also, I am not an asshole until you disrespect me a few times and even then there are a few more steps involved before I come out and call you a dick. Thanks for stopping by Dick!
You’re ugly on the inside. And judging by your comments, I am taking an educated guess that you aren’t as pretty as you want to be.
Brandon, it is just that the details you made up for Ashley are way too pat and cliche to be real. Even your sockpuppeting of her failed to be distinguishable from you.
Thing is, you are worse at sockpuppeting than MARL, and he cannot successfully do it, even with a proxy server.
Hellkell is a lot prettier on the inside than someone who thinks taping someone without their consent is a good policy.
Just saying.
the most common form of disrespect being ‘not being brandon’
Upsetting? I think all of us have bigger things to get upset about.
As for Brandons girlfriend…I don’t know…I’ve met plenty of women who don’t have a problem with men like Brandon.
Brandon, you came here an asshole, and it’s a sure thing you’ll leave an asshole. The only question is when we can make that happen.
I’m as pretty as I need to be. Suck on that.
@Pillowhell: And the more feminists dislike me, the more of those women come my way. I guess it is all about targeting the demographics you want to attract.
Why would you go out of your way to come to a feminist website to get dislike? Is this something you have trouble doing in person? I doubt that.
@Hellkell: Suck on what? Was that your insult? Better luck next time Uggo.
Brandon what makes you think that every woman worries about how pretty she is? Or that she needs to be worried. For all you know, you just tried to insult a gorgeous woman, one that’s never had a problem with looks.
There is a direct correlation between the number of feminists who dislike brandon and the number of women he can have sex with? I did not know we were so powerful.
Brandon – Serious question: is there anything you find interesting in a woman other than:
-Physical beauty
-Willingness to have sex (fast or slow, sometimes in different positions!) on demand and without making demands
-Not opening her yap and making trouble
If you can’t think of any other reason to interact with a woman besides those three, then no, you do not think of women as people.
Well, I’m glad it works out for you Brandon. Just remember that those women are as sexist about men as you are about women. Either that’s going to come back and haunt you or you’ll be the guy who convinced a lot of women to become feminists when they get tired of the way guys like you treat them.
I’m pretty sure Brandon has never met a shallow cliche he did not either like or embody. Including, apparently, “ugly” as a default insult for women.
Wait, saying dumb things on Manboobz is *helping you get laid*?
How does this work? Do you show potential partners your comments? Do you talk about commenting here to all the women who come by your house just to cook you food? *eyebrow raise*
i gave him the benefit of the doubt on ashley’s existence until she stated becoming a convenient excuse to leave when he was getting himself too worked up.
that was just a little too phony
Brandon, I suggest you take your own advice. Why don’t you go and get yourself a new outfit, maybe join a gym, get a facial? Or might I suggest bone-lengthening therapy, to make you taller? In other words, make yourself prettier. And while you are at it, work on your attitude too, be more agreeable and appreciative. Then perhaps we won’t insult you so much.
(Hey, I too can do this patronizing bullshit.)
Really? Because you can get feminists to dislike you by shitting on our lawns. Are there are lot of women turned on by that (or the very close Internet equivalent)?
Getting people to dislike you is easy, and you have to be pretty damn dumb to be proud of that.