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Congress hears testimony on contraception: Once again, men have to do all the work!

Hard-working dudes, talkin bout contraception.

So  there was a congressional hearing yesterday about contraception, and, once again, men had to do all the work. Not a single lady on the panel! They were probably all eating bon bons and riding the cock carousel, like ladies do. Misandry in action!

Well, to be fair, the chair of the committee blocked a woman who was going to testify on the panel, but, you know, she probably would have just started yammering about shoes and how hot Taylor Lautner is. You know how ladies are.

Just another day in the feminazi gynocracy!

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thebewilderness
thebewilderness
8 years ago

I had to go a long way back to figure out how feminists = lesbians = porn stars.

As a feminist I take full responsibility for whatever inconvenience the poor lacrosse d00dz suffered as a result of being involved with the sexual assault they weaseled out of like so many before them.
Also this is stupid and it would cause people to think slightly better of you if you stopped doing it:
http://xkcd.com/385/

Xardoz
Xardoz
8 years ago

So, let me get this straight… The creator of “Preggo Punchout” hates VAWA, and Buttman doesn’t know a damn thing about Margaret Sanger? I am shocked! 😀

It gets my goat when cretinous MRAs with usernames straight out of Nelson Muntz’s brain try to ride on the coattails of smarter men. You know this is the favorite tact of White Supremacists, don’t you? They claim they’re just showing their “white pride,” but it always comes across as dumbasses bragging about being in a position of privilege, yet doing NOTHING with that privilege.

amandajane5
8 years ago

FACT: A Catholic man invented women’s birth control pills.

I’m sure the church will stop opposing them any second now….

darksidecat
8 years ago

As a factual matter, women have been using various birth control methods for thousands of years (including abortions). The pill is just one of the newer methods, it’s not the first birth control ever. Also, Native American women in what is now the southwestern US and Mexico used yams containing estrogen as an oral contraceptive before that, and other estrogen derived plant remedied existed in other areas of the world as well. Roman women drove an entire genus of plants extinct by using them for…oral contraceptives! The horror! XD

Quackers
Quackers
8 years ago

Yams contain estrogen?

Huh. You learn something new everyday XD

shaenon
8 years ago

I had to go a long way back to figure out how feminists = lesbians = porn stars.

I was baffled by that too. My best guess is that it makes sense if literally the only contact you have with women is pornography.

shaenon
8 years ago

Fact: MEN invented women’s contraception.

I know! Some men are awesome, aren’t they?

Buttman
Buttman
8 years ago

Quackers: You know that men won’t advocate for anything that is unpopular with women. Men are so pussy whipped that they’ll let women have all the entitlements in the world if women threaten to turn off the pussy facet.

Women should have to pay for their own birth control just like MEN pay for their own birth control. It would cost less than 2 dollars a day. You’d think they could make that up with their entitlements to free drinks, free dinners, free healthcare, etc,

pillowinhell
8 years ago

You know, its sad that I learn more about womens achievements and contributions to society by chatting on a blog as a pastime, than I ever did in the thirteen or so years I spent in an institution designed to teach!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
8 years ago

Well, with a name like Buttman, why should you care if women “turn off the pussy facet”?

What is it with MRAs and their ass fixation anyway?

PS – The word you’re looking for in the bit quoted above is “faucet”. Unless you were implying that the vagina is a gemstone.

Dracula
Dracula
8 years ago

So, where’s the “Women object to the male pill.” thing coming from again? What women are objecting to it?

pillowinhell
8 years ago

Of course we objected to it!!! We didn’t immediately demand a national holiday dedicated to it!

I wonder if this form of birth control will be as controversial as the pill is for women. To my eyes, it seems a very positive thing, fewer unwanted children and an alternative to the birth control for women, which a great many men in high places seem determined to outlaw. Just keep in mind that it won’t be a great many women who try getting rid of male birth control.

Rutee Katreya
8 years ago

Quackers: You know that men won’t advocate for anything that is unpopular with women

*Points to the OP*

Rutee Katreya
8 years ago

Women should have to pay for their own birth control just like MEN pay for their own birth control. It would cost less than 2 dollars a day.

Yo, I heard you don’t know what shit costs without insurance.

Women should have to pay for their own birth control just like MEN pay for their own birth control.

You know they give condoms out for free at PP and most colleges, right?

Xardoz
Xardoz
8 years ago

Wow, are we sure Buttgentleman isn’t a Poe’s Law comedian? He’s so delightfully dumb. I thought the “splashing in the pussy fountain” guy was bad, now pussy is coming out of faucets. What’s next?

Pussy sprinklers.
Pussy Slip-n-slide.
Pussy Supersoakers.

like MEN pay for their own birth control.

Lol, there are free condoms at almost every medical clinic I go to. I don’t live in the bible belt, granted.

Amnesia
Amnesia
8 years ago

So, Buttman, do you think insurance shouldn’t cover Viagra or vasectomies either?

shaenon
8 years ago

Two dollars a day comes out to over $700 a year. I mean, it’s worth it, but that shit adds up.

However, contraception is still way, way, way cheaper than the cost of pregnancy and childbirth, let alone all the future medical costs of a child. Hell, it’s cheaper than abortion, too. That’s why providing people with contraceptives makes good fiscal sense, and withholding contraceptives from health programs is just being a jerk for no reason.

I appreciate your financial plan wherein I go out on dates with men, get them to buy me drinks, and use all the money I save to pay for my daily necessities, but I’m an old married lady and I’m not in the habit of spending $700 a year on cocktails. That’s cute, though. You could tour with the guy who wants women to hold an aspirin between their legs.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
8 years ago

Thinking about it, the aspirin comment was evil right-wing genius. Can’t play many sports with an aspirin between your knees, can’t do most jobs. It would interfere with housework and childcare too, though, so I guess they only care about preventing women who haven’t had sex yet from having it?

ozymandias42
ozymandias42
8 years ago

Uh, I have a huge stash of condoms in my drawer and give my partners condoms when I have sex with them. Should I require a payment? Perhaps two dollars per day since the last time they had sex? Because, seriously, that would make me a TON of money.

shaenon
8 years ago

Excuse me, folks, but it’s not “pussy faucet.” It’s “pussy facet.” If I know my MRA/gemstone terminology, a pussy facet is one face of the giant million-dollar diamond a man always has to buy a woman before she’ll have sex with him.

Personally, I refuse to put out for less than a many fauceted scarlet emerald.

pillowinhell
8 years ago

Shaenon

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Could ya warn me not to be sipping on a drink first!

Valerie
Valerie
8 years ago

Fact: The man that created the pill was created by a woman.

Fact: Men never pay for their birth control in a relationship, they let women do that. Nice. And I’m supposed to feel bad about getting my dinner paid for? Not a chance.

Buttman
Buttman
8 years ago

It’s not just drinks or dinner. MEN pay for condoms. Why should we have to pay for YOUR birth control? You’re not chipping in on anything for us. The problem is that women think they should be entitled to everything for free. You have so many entitlements and don’t even recognize it. The entire Western economies are collapsing due to female entitlements.

It’s your body, your choice but OUR money. We have to pay your birth control, hospital costs if you get pregnant and give birth, child support from a man who will not be entitled to the same parenting rights. It’s a ridiculous system but it’s even more ridiculous that you all act like you’re oppressed by it. You act like having to pay for your birth control is some evil plot. You know what it’s like to not have birth control? Ask the MEN who deal with it every day and then face shaming comments like “keep your pants zipped up” when a female ends up pregnant.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@Buttman:

“The problem is that women think they should be entitled to everything for free. You have so many entitlements and don’t even recognize it. The entire Western economies are collapsing due to female entitlements.”

Name three entitlements that are directly leading to the entire Western economies (sic) collapse.

Dracula
Dracula
8 years ago

Hey dumbass, women pay for condoms too.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@Dracula:

Not to mention.. you know… actual Birth Control.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
8 years ago

So if a het couple are fucking, who does Buttman think should pay for birth control? In his mind does it just depend on the method? So like, if a couple use condoms it’s HIS birth control, but if they opt for the pill it’s HER birth control?

Dude does not understand how relationships work.

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

I can’t even with Buttman, the dumb is just too strong. He really must think no women work or pay taxes, nope, it’s all men.

You know what, Buttman? It’s OK to let your ignorance flag fly, but it’s another thing entirely to throw your ignorance a fucking ticker-tape parade down Main Street.

KathleenB
KathleenB
8 years ago

Does the bill mandate free BC, or just that it be covered with whatever the normal copay is? Because as much as I would love to see hormonal BC free to those who need it/can use it, I can’t imagine the insurance companies letting that kind of language through.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
8 years ago

You’re not chipping in on anything for us.

WTF? Health insurance that women ARE indeed chipping in on covers men’s health. Are you kidding? The point is, contraception is health-related and should be covered by health insurance, which women pay into.

This is not a situation in which women are standing around waiting for some men to give them something for nothing. We want the service that we pay for to cover our needs.

Also, western economies are collapsing due to finance industry shenanigans and lack of oversight of same. The people responsible for said shenanigans and lack of oversight are overwhelmingly male.

We have to pay your birth control, hospital costs if you get pregnant and give birth, child support from a man who will not be entitled to the same parenting rights.

What the fucking fuck? There you were, innocently going about your business, handing out money for birth control when OUT OF THE BLUE, with ABSOLUTELY NO PARTICIPATION FROM YOU, random women got all pregnant and stuff, and then you had to pay even more! Wowzers.

You know what it’s like to not have birth control? Ask the MEN who deal with it every day and then face shaming comments like “keep your pants zipped up” when a female ends up pregnant.

What does this even fucking mean? What exactly are you dealing with every day? Are you getting a woman pregnant every day? Why DON’T you have birth control?

ozymandias42
ozymandias42
8 years ago

Buttman: You have birth control. You have condoms, outercourse, and vasectomies. Honestly, you should be using condoms in any relationship that isn’t seriously, monogamous-life-partner-level committed, and once you’re at that level you can have a vasectomy unless you want children.

The rule I use with condoms is that the person hosting the sex provides the condom.

ozymandias42
ozymandias42
8 years ago

And, yes, it is unfair that men don’t have a male birth control pill! But don’t whine at us about it, we think there should be one.

Buttman
Buttman
8 years ago

“Hey dumbass, women pay for condoms too.”

Are those women right next to the feminist fairy tale of the women who pay for dinner? Besides… I’m told that those cheap, guaranteed to break condoms are free at unfunded Planned Parenthood.

ozymandias42
ozymandias42
8 years ago

Well, monogamous and polyfidelitous, I should say.

Quackers
Quackers
8 years ago

@Buttman

So women don’t pay taxes that covers old men’s viagra?

Condoms aren’t available at college health clinics, Planned Parenthood or sexual health clinics?

Men don’t get free health care in Canada or other countries that have that system of healthcare?

Women getting pregnant is no big deal? it doesn’t change her entire life?

I don’t get you MRA morons, you are completely devoid of all logic. You want to fuck women, but those women are sluts. You don’t want birth control covered, but you’re terrified of women getting pregnant and trapping you with child support. You whine that there is no birth control for men, claim that feminists are out to stop it, so you respond by arguing against women’s birth control being covered rather than demanding your own.

STOP BEING SO STUPID.

katz
8 years ago

News flash: $700/year is a lot of money.

Quackers
Quackers
8 years ago

and in other MRA stupidity…can you believe this guy was once a counselor? someone devoid of all empathy. Someone who gets so worked up over two stupid words?

TRIGGER WARNING FOR STUPID AHEAD! fudged link too.

hxxp://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/trigger-warning-feminism/

Buttman
Buttman
8 years ago

“So if a het couple are fucking, who does Buttman think should pay for birth control? In his mind does it just depend on the method? So like, if a couple use condoms it’s HIS birth control, but if they opt for the pill it’s HER birth control?”

Each person is responsible for birth control. A man would be foolish to trust a female that she is actually using the birth control. Females lie all the time and SAY they’re on the pill just to dupe some guy into fatherhood. That’s 18(plus) years of payments that a man will be making that she is entitled to. Don’t even think of going for joint custody because 99.9% of unwed mothers are given primary custody. Don’t bother protesting because they will just shame you – of course they won’t do the same to women. You never hear women say that women should just keep their legs shut.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@Quackers:

So very… very thick. Leave it to Elam to a complete privileged dick to traumatized people in the name of straw-manning (straw-womanning?) feminism.

shaenon
8 years ago

It’s not just drinks or dinner. MEN pay for condoms. Why should we have to pay for YOUR birth control?

Oh, honey, honey… you know that women usually use contraception to have sex with MEN, don’t you? And this contraception protects the MAN from baby-making? It’s your birth control too.

Also, women in this universe pay taxes. Yes, yes, I know, no woman has ever made money at a job because we’re stupid and smelly and have cooties, but I just got back from seeing my accountant today and he was pretty insistent that I write the government a check anyway.

shaenon
8 years ago

A check made out to MEN.

Quackers
Quackers
8 years ago

@Kirby

Yep pretty much. The fact that the guy was a counselor really gets me though, as you’d need empathy and compassion for victims in a job like that.

I’m lucky to have not faced anything traumatic that triggers any particular PTSD or anxiety, but who the hell am I to judge what other people have faced? how is putting down two fucking words that can prevent a person from having an unwanted memory or panic attack such a hard thing to do? it’s like they go out of their way to be assholes on purpose.

katz
8 years ago

I was going to ask Buttman how he figures out who’s paying for the birth control in a joint bank account, but I already know exactly what he’s going to say.

Polliwog
Polliwog
8 years ago

News flash: $700/year is a lot of money.

Indeed – and it’s also significantly less than what many birth control pills cost. The last one I took was $92 per pack, which works out to $1200 per year. That’s a pretty darn hefty sum, especially if you’re not particularly well-off.

But hey, according to Buttman, apparently I could have made that up by…getting guys to buy me drinks at bars? I was under the impression that I had maybe two drinks at bars, total, in an average year, but apparently, unbeknownst to me, cocktail prices have been raised to $600 per small fruity drink nowadays. It’s a wonder how bars stay in business under the circumstances, really.

Valerie
Valerie
8 years ago

@Quackers — You’re so right. They just want to have their cake and eat it too. They want the disposable women they can fuck and they want the house wife to take care of them and raise their kids. They’re such spoiled little children.

Shadow
Shadow
8 years ago

Don’t even think of going for joint custody because 99.9% of unwed mothers are given primary custody.

Someone’s been taught Statistics 101 by Professor NWO

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
8 years ago

A man would be foolish to trust a female that she is actually using the birth control. Females lie all the time and SAY they’re on the pill just to dupe some guy into fatherhood.

And there are men who will sabotage a woman’s birth control and/or refuse to use protection. Shitty people are shitty. I do believe, however, that couples/partners/fuck-buddies/whatever who are having the kind of sex that can result in babies should probably double-up on birth control if they’re serious about not procreating. It just makes sense.

Don’t even think of going for joint custody because 99.9% of unwed mothers are given primary custody.

First of all, when men bother to legally challenge custody, they’re awarded joint custody the majority of the time. Seriously, look it up. Secondly, what the fuck do you think is supposed to happen when people who aren’t co-habitating produce a child? The woman goes through pregnancy, delivers the baby -hopefully, they both survive the labor in good health- and then what? The newborn spends one night at the mother’s and one night at the father’s? Have you ever taken care of a newborn? Fuck it; have you ever even held a newborn? Do you have any idea how often nursing babies have to be fed? Shut the fuck up.

You never hear women say that women should just keep their legs shut.

Bullshit. Whether you’re being deliberately obtuse, or you’re woefully under educated, or -as I suspect- just a lying sack of shit, you don’t have to look hard to find women who are happy to shame the shit out of unwed mothers.

Are those women right next to the feminist fairy tale of the women who pay for dinner? Besides… I’m told that those cheap, guaranteed to break condoms are free at unfunded Planned Parenthood.

If you aren’t an interesting enough guy to get a woman to split dinner with you, treat you, or go out on a date that doesn’t involve money, that’s your problem. Your problem. It doesn’t have shit to do with feminism. And, for the record, I buy my condoms at Target. I also store in a cool dry place and pay attention to expiration dates. When I was single, I kept them in two different sizes. Because, you know, never make assumptions.

Buttman
Buttman
8 years ago

“And there are men who will sabotage a woman’s birth control and/or refuse to use protection.”

Sorry but I wasn’t talking about females. Is a man sabotaging their abortion? No. There is no comparison.

“First of all, when men bother to legally challenge custody, they’re awarded joint custody the majority of the time. Seriously, look it up. ”

I was clearly referring to unmarried parents. The woman is assumed to be the better parent and this discrimination is somehow allowed.

Captain Bathrobe
8 years ago

Whar pussy faucet, whar?