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Feminists are all the same woman. And that woman is Hillary Clinton.

Here’s a little exchange from Reddit Men’s Rights subreddit that shows what exactly we’re up against here. By which I mean: complete dunderheads.

To properly enjoy the exchange below, you need to know that the “Sadly… yes” link leads to a video of Gloria Allred.

Superior male brains at work in r/mensrights

Here’s the video of Hillary Clinton Gloria Allred:

Well, hey, they do look sort of similar, if you ignore the name “Gloria Allred” in giant letters at the start, and sort of squint your eyes, and disregard  the fact that her voice is not actually that of Hillary Clinton, but of an entirely different woman. Gloria Allred, to be specific. I mean, heck, Hillary Clinton’s only been on the national political scene for, like, twenty years; it’s not as if anyone could be expected to know what she looks or sounds like, or that her name isn’t spelled “Gloria Allred.” And it’s not like Gloria Allred is ever on TV or anything.

But the important thing is, even though Gloria Allred is not Hillary Clinton:

Kragmoor’s point still stands!

KRAGMOOR’S POINT STILL STANDS!!

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hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Sharculese, those are AWESOME.

katz
12 years ago

Sharculese, those are beautiful to behold. Do you have some DIY ties to go with them?

Holly Pervocracy
Holly Pervocracy
12 years ago

“HOOT” 🙂 🙂 🙂

I can honestly say those are the best owl shoes I have ever seen.

Sharculese
12 years ago

thanks yall

Do you have some DIY ties to go with them?

lol, i wish. sharpie on canvas is about the limit of my abilities

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

I think the beach owls are my favourite owls. But they’re all pretty great.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

That… that is so cute!

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
12 years ago

Wow. That’s . . . kind of painful, actually.

Sharculese
12 years ago

I think the beach owls are my favourite owls. But they’re all pretty great.

everyone loves the beach scene the best, which is funny because it wasnt part of my original plan. one of my roommates at the time was way into hula hooping, and she wanted to see an owl in a hoop, so i built a scene around that

shaenon
12 years ago

LOLERS! Well hey, he can always claim to have Prosopagnosia. That way his point can still stand.

I do have prosopagnosia, and I can tell that’s Gloria Allred. The words “Gloria Allred” floating in front of her are a big help with my disability.

You can tell that the Men’s Rights Reddit is one of the more intellectually advanced MRA sites because one person a) bothered to look at the video, and b) noticed the glaring absence of any current Secretaries of State. If this were the Spearhead it’d pass entirely without question, and a couple of weeks from now NWO would be here railing incoherently about how Hillary Clinton is plotting with the U.N. to inject him with flouride.

kiki
kiki
12 years ago

“Nobody heard me, but it didn’t matter – I’d made my point.” – Alan Partridge

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

Oh boy, another MRA rumpus has been planned!

http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/aam-to-host-international-mens-day/

I can’t wait for it to fall through.

red_locker
12 years ago

Hyberbole about Hillary aside, the hilarious thing is that the guy isn’t willing to own up to his mistake.

red_locker
12 years ago

Oh, and I bet 5 bags of Dorittos that the MRA rumpus won’t follow through.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Crumbelievable:

From your link: “The regional theme I have picked for this year is “Overcoming Misandry through Introspection and Positive Personal Action”.”

Since when has the MRM been about personal responsibility for overcoming misandry? Wouldn’t that be “victim blaming” from their perspective?

Sharculese
12 years ago

i didnt listen to the jade michael song, but wasnt it just straight up butt rock? whats introspective about that?

CassandraSays
12 years ago

The Jade Michael song was basically I, Jade, am still butthurt about the fact that I failed my audition to get into Warrant in 1987, and somehow this is women’s fault.

PS Don’t tell my wife that I’m promising not to marry other women in my lyrics.

Sharculese
12 years ago

I, Jade, am still butthurt about the fact that I failed my audition to get into Warrant in 1987

sounds like butt rock to me!

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

I doubt Jade Michael will get enough donations for this four-hour fun-filled family event.

I’m a little surprised at the “bring the kids and family” bit. Guess he’s not performing his FTSU opus.

Bostonian
12 years ago

I would think that all five guys should be able to make it to one place at one time for once.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

I just hope that none of these guys work in professions that require excellent planning skills, or diligent follow-through.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

Keyster even notes, “Be aware MRA’s can be notoriously challenging when trying to gather a quorum”

You don’t say.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

So basically like herding cats, if all the cats involved were of the touch-me-and-I’ll-claw-your-eyes-out variety.

(I apologise to all cats everywhere for this comparison.)