Today, on this terrible so-called holiday, devoted to hearts and flowers and men giving things to ladies that are on average more expensive than the things ladies give to men, statistically speaking, I would like to relay a few words of hope to all the brave and noble Men Going Their Own Way, from our friend Spidey on MGTOWforums.com. Yes, it is true that “Valentines day is nothing more then another day where women have their egos inflated.” But remember this:
For every one of you that stays single, there is some b**** out there spending valentines day alone unable to force you to waste time and money on her
Stay strong, fellas. Resist the lure of the evil ladies and their never ending hunger for diamonds and chocolate and your precious seed.
Today, fellas, take a few moments to silently relaxate. Here, author Ronald Chevalier (who couldn’t possibly be Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords) illustrates how, without threatening your seed.
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“The more I interact with sexist dudes, the more I think that they actively desire sexual partners who’re not having a good time. I think it’s the fact that if she WANTS to do it, you’re not making her do it, therefore it’s not a demonstration of power over her.”
Nail on head. One sees that dynamic played out in a lot of media as something “normal”, too. -_-
Thankfully, reality is much more open and different.
For the record, I blow my partner, I’m damn good at it, and I don’t “not complain” so much as “masturbate while I’m doing it and take the whole thing into my throat as I come so he can feel me moaning around his cock.”
But you go on feeling super important because your partner doesn’t complain.
Also, if you don’t dole it out according to strict gender roles, you can get your partners presents they LIKE. My boyfriend, for instance, got frosting and waffles for Valentine’s.
” I’m not an insecure misogynist who likes having his Alpha Male status reinforced more than he actually likes sex.”
Pretty much all PUAs give me this feeling when they talk about sex too. Interestingly enough, it’s part of the profile of a rapist, too, according to at least one piece of research.
Most of women are following western feminism today. Actually they are not ladies. Most of them have a fake femininity and they are cheating on men. They are taking all the things that are possible to get from men and finally disappointing men by supporting feminism. Actually they are not going to reserve a part of their lives for men, but they want men to do so. No point of loving feminists.
Aww drat, I missed Minimalist Wedding discussion AND orange-dessert suggestions? Boo! Dani Alexis, we should do planning together, many wedding discussions between myself and the SO involve “important to you? Phht? What? Is this a thing?” Including the “shiny rock is proportional to how valued you are in the relationship” thing. Fourth-hand dress for free, homemade cake, my sister in a rainbow tux vest and golden laurel wreath (which made no sense to me until she finally said “like Rainbow Dash’s gala costume” – as the kids say, duh. Why wouldn’t your wedding party outfit be Friendship is Magic inspired?
Also! For Pi day last year I made a square orange cream pie. Orange cream is a surprisingly tasty!
Yawwnn…
You ladies are so grumpy. Why does it bother you when a man is happy?
We enjoy each other, don’t be jealous. You seem to hate it when a man gets what he wants without any complaining, let that anger go. Besides, she is feminine and thin. Sorry, if I’m not a chubby chaser.
Carry on 🙂
It doesn’t! It bothers us when a man is happy because his girlfriend is doing something she doesn’t want to do. Even the “without complaining” seems to be more about “and I have so much control over her, she doesn’t even say things I don’t want her to!”
And it double bothers me that you don’t seem to understand that it’s even possible for a woman to enjoy sex, rather than merely submit to it.
But you go on telling yourself I’m just jealous of, um… actually, since I’m getting laid and I’m actually enjoying it, what exactly would I be jealous of here?
For every one of you that stays single, there is some b**** out there spending valentines day alone unable to force you to waste time and money on her
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions woman didn’t give a shit.
You admit to needing a special day just to get your girlfriend to cook for you and give head and then whine about other posters being jealous?
Some of us cook all the time. And we don’t have to be assigned a day for oral.
You ladies are so grumpy. Why does it bother you when a man is happy?
Yes, that is definitely what I took away from the “actually, I actively enjoy performing oral sex on my partner and get off while doing so” discussion. Hatred of making men happy. That makes perfect sense. (This is backwards day, right?)
Also, I love, love, love that you took the time to inform us that your girlfriend is skinny, and didn’t even try to make that seem vaguely relevant to anything. That was hilarious. I think you should start ending all your posts with random details about your girlfriend. “Blah blah feminists are stupid! Also, my girlfriend’s favorite pizza toppings are pineapple and black olives!”
…because anyone who post here must, inevitably, be fat?
I mean, I get how the insult is supposed to work – we’re just jealous because we could never catch a man like you, because we are too fat, and we ought to want a man like you because you get your own way.
But how did you land on fat as your insult of choice? You could have made some snide little remark about our skills in bed, or our ungratitude towards properly superior men, or our hatred of anything with a penis – the last could even be backed up, albeit poorly, by our presence in the comments of manboobz. So why did you decide to call us fat?
Why does it bother you when a man is happy?
Wha? Unless this man is a supervillian who is happy that his machine that turns childrens dreams into nuclear weapons, I don’t see why I would be bothered that a man his happy.
It deeply saddens me that any intimate relationship is such that not complaining when one partner is making the other happy is rare enough to constitute a holiday gift. Assuming “giving her man what he wants” = sex…you DO know that there are women who actually enjoy sex, right?
(ugh, one too many ‘that’ in my previous post. I should really go to bed)
Besides, she is feminine and thin.
My girlfriend enjoys playing pokemon and watching MLP:FiM (not necessarily simultaneously). See, I can point out facts about my mate irrelevant to this conversation too.
@Polliwog
I wonder if his girlfriend’s name is Ashley? 😛 also seems like a waste of time to be spending Valentine’s night bugging us fat and unpleasant feminists *eyeroll*
Its cute how these trolls all sound the same…”blah blah hurr durr you’re fat and unhappy behold the power of my uber original insult that no other manosphere troll has ever used before!!!”
*resumes her Big Bang Theory marathon*
@viola
it’s their default mode of insult for women. They’re like programmed robots, although robots can actually be endearing o.O
So, we can assume that DYOR’s girlfriend complains bitterly the rest of the year? So sad.
Actually this one forgot to call us lesbians.
See, if you’d said “Tomorrow I won’t be around, I’ll be off having a blowjob and then steak because my girlfriend loves those two things so much!” the majority response would have been “you do that! enjoy yourself!” It would have been one thing.
But funny how you feel that the objection is to your happiness rather than directed at your SO’s feelings that her preferences and opinions don’t matter in the face of a holiday. Why would it be about her?
I don’t even like sex, but giving oral to someone I care about sounds like a much better time to me than listening to Repetitive Troll #867.
Though now that I think of it, there would have to be condoms/dental dams involved.
I fully support changing steak & blowjob day from March 14 (which is when we’d always heard was traditional) to Feb 15. Pi day is sacred.
I am fat, but as I know several people who are quite happy to have sex with my roly-poly self, the whole “you’re fat so you’ll never get laid” thing doesn’t exactly sting.
I’ll never have sex with that dude, but since sex with him appears to consist of “blow me, expect nothing, and don’t complain” I’m not exactly crying myself to sleep here.
…Is your girlfriend at least going to be allowed to eat steak with you, or is she just going to stand there and watch you eat?
She will only be allowed to eat a salad.
And she won’t even complain!!! Truly, this is a Prince among men!