Ladies are complicated! Happily, we fellas have Gobhoblin on the Men’s Rights subreddit to explain them to us. Turns out they are all one giant HIVE BORG MIND. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTRELLE!
EDITED TO ADD: Thanks to Ami Angelwings for pointing this quote out to me. I mean, thanks to all women.
FREE EVAN!
I forgot to thank Ami Angelwings for pointing this quote out to me.
Sorry, to thank all women.
@FelixBC: do they put crack in that yogurt or what? All women must love it, because sometimes it’s sold out at the HEB, and then all women are sad.
Yeah. I rather expect you do. Really, Meller, I’m not in the least surprised that you think that all of the regular commenters here sound alike. That’s because you don’t pay attention to what they write.
This might be the first time I’ve actually posted a comment on Manboobz, but I’ve been lurking here for a while. And I certainly don’t think that the regular commenters here all sound alike.
I’m always amused when idiots go after feminism as if it were a completely monolithic movement where all feminists blindly and unquestioningly followed the dictates of the hive mind. Because, you know, it’s not like feminists have ever had a major disagreements about something, like pornography for example.
But when dealing with people who see both sex-positive feminists and Andrea Dworkin (or rather, their own distorted caricature of Andrea Dworkin) as part of the same hive mind, I suppose it’s really too much to expect them to understand any sort of nuance.
And now I want some yoghurt.
I have no idea what we’re having for breakfast, but we are totally having fried squid and fried rice for dinner, because that is what our hive-fiance offered to make and he is a way better cook than the entire female hivemind combined.
Oh, did I mention he’s my fiance now? HE PROPOSED IN A BOOKSTORE. I love this man!
And Ben & Jerry’s Jimmy Fallon’s Late Night Snack for dessert, because the female hivemind agrees that Jimmy Fallon’s ice cream is way more delicious than Stephen Colbert’s ice cream, even though Colbert is funnier than Fallon.
You know, I’ve often joked that the fellas at Reddit believe that women share one giant lady brain, but to see someone say it unironically still makes me shake my head in disappointment.
“Truth to tell, I don’t know whether feminists have a “hive mind” or not, but the manboobzettes here all sound alike, except for the “Irene Meller” post, and she is probably a parody anyhow.
Even if there is no “hive mind”, the idea of a ‘ladyborg’ is an easy mistake to make!”
This is because you are a moron who cannot read.
Well at least you cannot read anything but Gor novels, apparently.
All women love pugs.
http://ilovepugs.tumblr.com/post/4626535612/submission-from-lasprezzatura-that-makes-me-very
YES PUGS ARE THE BESTEST DOGS EVAR.
PfkaElizabeth, with such a declaration I deduce that you must be a woman.
‘The fundamental defect of the female character is a lack of a sense of justice’
‘they inherently have a lesser sense of individual justice then men do’
hello Schopenhauer…
Our hivecat keeps trying to sit on our hiveface. WTF, hivecat.
Wow! I’m learning so much about women today! Thanks MRAs!
Oh man. Guys, now you have me imagining a dystopian world were all of Meller’s cyber cuties develop a hive mind and rise up, aggressivly re-decorating the world to be fluffy, lacy, and pink.
WE ARE THE LADY LOVELIES. YOU WILL BE ACCESSORIZED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Nah, I am actually a toadstool Ersatzmoons
YES PUGS ARE THE BESTEST DOGS EVAR.
Don’t be silly. All women agree that my dog, who is a mutt, is the best dog ever.
All women concede that pugs are super-adorable too, though.
My hive-cat kept trying to steal the paperwork as I was doing the hive-taxes! Yes, the borg handles the $MONEY$ in this house! All the monies are the hive’s!
Why is it that DKM makes a habit of stating his inability to from an opinion on a subject immediately before stating his opinion on the same subject? It’s like he’s trying to have his cake and simultaneously tell everyone he doesn’t have cake…
All women are loving this hivegasm and think that next Brandon appears with his “most men” all women should bombard him with statements about all women.
Next TIME.
Though since all women share a hivemind, all women need not worry about syntax, grammar, or clarity since we all know what we are thinking.
Hmmmmm, do we suppose that explains the terrible writing style of the MRAhiveminds?
Kirby – Plus, the subject in question is “hmm, do all women everywhere think exactly the same things?”
I feel like most small children and certain housepets can form a confident answer to that question.
It’s just another attempt by Meller to play the “My superior man-brain can’t understand your silly little lady-brains.” game.
He consistently fails to realize this has no effect but to show him for the pompous dimwit he is.
We are the anti-fluffy borg!