Ladies are complicated! Happily, we fellas have Gobhoblin on the Men’s Rights subreddit to explain them to us. Turns out they are all one giant HIVE BORG MIND. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTRELLE!
EDITED TO ADD: Thanks to Ami Angelwings for pointing this quote out to me. I mean, thanks to all women.
Ah, but are they virgins or have they already been pre-marked by other women and thus approved?
I rest my case.
Of course this means that the explanation gets more and more complicated until finally someone says “you could just admit women are humans.”
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
http://christwire.org/2012/02/pinterest-wafting-the-scent-of-whoreness-under-the-noses-of-your-wives/
Well now. *laughs*
Some of these guys can’t even figure out that we share the same genome….that’s a pretty big false premise to overcome. We’re talking major re education here……
I don’t see them saying we’re human anytime soon.
Scent of whoreness link doesn’t open, just FYI.
Scent of whoreness, you guys.
The Marks of Fucking are not merely made on the man–they are transferred to the man from the woman!
This is why a woman who has had too many partners is low-value. She’s out of Marks and will not increase the man’s status.
Huh, it opens for me.
try this
It is definitely giggle worthy.
What happens when men fuck men and women fuck women?
The woman then manufactures fake Marks using eyeliner and lies to men that she still has plenty left, but for just $29.95 my handy guide will show you how to tell which ones are genuine. Please make the cheque out to “Roissy”.
Viscaria – Null results, and thus completely pointless.
Like sex with a person lacking Marks, all this can gain you is pleasure or intimacy, and what good are those?
In fact, the transferring of the Marks is a bit uncomfortable, but a man must suffer if he is to achieve the admiration of his peers.
All women clearly believe Good Omens is the best book ever, I see.
Shorter Hobgoblin: “The tiny percent of women that I want to fuck don’t want to fuck me, therefore all women are the same, and terrible. For not fucking me.”
Bagelsan – No! All women didn’t even finish it.
All women believe World War Z is the best book ever. :p
Ahem. All women believe that Good Omens is a much less depressing book about the apocalypse than WWZ is, and all women kind of appreciate that.
Um, I’m pretty sure women prefer the teen and YA literature of Tamora Pierce, because we read it at a young age and it created an indelible mark on our interest in reading and our senses of self.
I have a vag, so I declare that all women *hate* Twilight, and *love* 500+ page fantasy books written by obscure 70s authors.
Also, we hate watermelon. It will now be banned from the US!
Well, all women had a pretty long period of being super into The Wheel of Time, too, then.
All women appreciate the surprising realism and straight-facedness of WWZ, the weirdly appealing narrative of humanity pulling together against a common threat, and especially that one story about the Army dogs.
All women are just not that into fantasy unless they’re playing a role-playing game, and prefer hard SF in their novels.
I should also point out, apropos of nothing, that all women had rice cakes for breakfast and unpleasantly gloppy vegetarian stew for lunch.
Because one woman disapproves of the stew, all women disapprove of it! If I were to beat that stew on the street, women would stop and help me!
Anyway, all women have to go to class now. I’d say “see ya,” but as you’ll all be in that class with me, it’s unnecessary. (We approve of the professor, by the way. But not like that.)
Wait a second, do they allow for time differences?
Because this woman is about to leave for lunch. And will be having salad thank you very much.
All women agree about stew/soup, and prefer solid carbs. True story.
Yes. We do. We all like stew/soup. We do not like anything else. I was wrong.
I thought women hated stew and wanted to beat it in the streets?!! Dammit.. even Borg Hive Mind Women can’t agree on shit!!