A lot of repugnant shit this week. So here’s a totally adorable kitten found on Reddit. (Are kitten pics and SRS the only good things about Reddit?)
And here are five more kittens for good measure, also from Reddit:
You’re welcome!
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I see your kittehs and raise you a bowl of Boston Terrier.
http://greedy-greedy-greedy.tumblr.com/post/17360513302
OH MY GOD MY CAT HAS METASTASIZED!!! She went from one to five.
Runnnnnn….
The five kittens in formation….getting a kind of “Village of the Damned” vibe from them. Like they’re preparing to cute me to death.
Also a Boston Penguin. (Bostguin? Perrier? I DONT KNOW).
http://lysah.tumblr.com/post/17385692814/hahahaha
I like piebald animals >.>
Halite , that is kind of nightmare fuel…
@LapDragon- one of us… one of usssss….
One can never have too many kittens in one’s life!
OH MAH GAWD, THE CUUUUUTE!
That little baby in the first pic is too much. Aw.
Now that’s a Puppy Bowl.
Umm, kitten soup for supper tonight. J-K. I just can’t help myself from straycationing. LOL.
Here’s Mickey, a dog walking a C.I.O. picket line in 1937:
http://i.imgur.com/pRndO.jpg
(If it were colder today, I could totally go for a bowl of Boston terriers.)
Groucho Marx kitten! *dies of squee*
Aaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! eeeeeeeeeeee
*ahem*
I mean to say, my goodness, those are certainly some very adorable pictures, don’t you think?
But no kitten picture will ever be cuter than the cat that is, at this very moment, curled up smugly on my lap.
Kittens and Puppies: Making one’s day since 1000 B.C. (or perhaps earlier)
red locker: your housecat’s mitochondrial common ancestors lived in the Middle East ca. 10,000 years ago (or 8,000 B.C., older even than the Egyptian Old Kingdom!)
Warning: Link goes to New York Times, if anyone needs to know.
A bowl of Bostons makes a great appetizer at parties. Make sure to chill it for an hour before serving.
http://jezebel.com/5883939/has-your-cat-infected-you-with-a-mind+controlling-parasite-probably
Kitties are infecting our brains, and probably turning us into feminists!
Just to brighten everyone’s day a little more: How Batman would handle PUAs, courtesy of the wonderful Chris Sims.
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/02/10/ine-special-batman-vs-the-pickup-aask-chris-mystery/
If you all liked Groucho Marx kitty, here’s another one you’ll probably love: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvigtuJmYN1qdt9gio1_500.jpg
shaenon: Nice! I’d never thought of it before, but Mystery really does look and sound like a Batman villain.
There’s always been something about Mystery that tweaks me “may be a serial killer, run away” radar. He seems to think that provoking this response makes a man fascinating and unique and makes women want to bone him, for some reason.
Mystery looks like he never grew out of the 90’s rave scene. That hat is awful.
You know when you were a kid, and spent the afternoon drawing up plans for The Best Tree Fort Ever Made, complete with ziplines, emergency escape hatches and elaborate booby traps to thwart your enemies? You’d work on it for hours, then stare at it and think how awesome it would be if it could actually work?
Yeah, that’s what Mystery’s Art Gallery Plan is.
Plus! If I was drunk or high I’d just want to steal the goggles and hat and do silly things with them, like put them on my friends. The response they provoke isn’t sexual, it’s childish.
As far as I can tell, Mystery’s so-called Art Gallery Plan is simply “actually become a successful painter; women like successful painters”. It’s pretty out-there and involved, but a lot less creepy than most of the PUA nonsense out there.