Let’s celebrate this lovely February day with some random stupidity from Alcuin, a brave anti-misandrist intellectual titan who is single handedly bringing about what he calls “the Intellectual Renaissance of the Western Tradition.” Mostly by blathering on and on about how much ladies suck.
Some highlights from recent posts.
The history of achievement is, in fact, the history of male achievement to such an extent that, were women absent from human history, we might still be where we are today, but were men absent from history, da wimmin would be in the caves, screeching ‘n hollering at each other. …
Dante wrote the Divine Comedy. Feminists crafted VAWA, the beginning of the end of western freedom.
Shakespeare changed the English language. Sharon Osbourne laughs about the female mutilation of men.
Socrates established a way of thinking and reflection on the virtues that still inspires us. Women falsely accuse men of rape on a weekly or even daily basis.
Feminism is the KKK with tits. The only difference is that western women don’t have any shame, so don’t cover up with white bedsheets. They are openly supremacist. That is why their starting point parallels the KKK, but they tend towards Nazism as well. The Hitlerists were no more ashamed of their supremacism than western women are of theirs. Both bigoted groups, in fact, are quite proud of their prejudicial thinking.
Racial supremacists running around with bedsheets are cockroachy – they run to the darkness whenever light is shed on them. Feminists, like Nazis, prefer the limelight. Will we soon see Nazi-like rallies with tens of thousands of banshees and their manginic self-hating male bozos?
Everybody Loves Raymond, and your female supremacist mom
Men are made into buffoons by Hollywood because male buffoonery sells. Women eat it up as greedily as they inhale chocolate cake and buy useless luxury goods. “Everybody Loves Raymond” is Everyman. Why does your mother like that sitcom so much? Because she’s a female supremacist. Why does your girlfriend like that show? Because she’s a female supremacist.
That’s why the lady is a tramp
Life is too easy. It’s too easy for a woman to become a tramp, and experiment sexually and socially, so she does. What are the consequences? Our society has so much surplus that we’ve eliminated the consequences of bad or irresponsible behavior, at least for women. We are wealthy enough to reject the concept of shame. Thus, we have shameless hussies.
Perhaps because men are still the most creative movers and shakers of our society, men as a whole class have been pushed into being the responsible ones, the moral adults. Women are let off the hook, able to remain perpetual moral children, responsible for none of their behavior, such as drunken sex. Non-issues such as faulty breast implants or police warnings about slutware enrage these people because they face no real injustices or hardships.
Slutware?
Also, here are The Undertones, with “Life’s Too Easy.”
Harper Lee published only one novel, To Kill a Mockingbird, which tops many lists as one of the greatest American novels of all time. Newt Gingrich divorced his cancer stricken wife and married his mistress.
Agatha Christie’s books are second only to the Bible in worldwide sales. John Wilkes Booth assassinated the president.
That’s hilarious. My father in law still uses lines from that show, like “I don’t think so, Tim”. I’ll make sure to tell him that makes him a misandrist, according to Alcuin. My mom still says “Did I do that?” from Family Matters. She’s probably a misandrist, too. My late grandma loved the show Full House and laughed every time Michelle said “You got it, dude!”. OMG, Michelle used the misandrist slur “dude”! My grandma must have been a misandrist, too!
Rosa Parks helped kick off the Civil Rights movement by refusing to give up her seat. Ray Romano created Everybody Loves Raymond.
I just drove my boyfriend to work. Hitler killed millions.
Oh no! He invoked Hitler! By the rules of internet debate, I guess that means we lose! Forever!
Oh why did we not invoke Hitler first when we had the chance?!
Alcuin–
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
To manboobzers and manboobzettes–being called “racists”, “nazis”, “bigots”, and the like ins’t very nice, is it ? Good to see youall getting a little bit of your own medicine.
PS–His analogies with the KKK, etc. may be a litttle stretched, but no worse then the ones that you used against me on similiar occasions!
I don’t think that feminists are nazis! They have flaws of their own, even if Nazis had never existed.
Dorothy L. Sayers wrote the Lord Peter mysteries, some of the most popular in their genre.
John Ringo wrote Ghost, in which an ex-SEAL must resolve the plot with the help of three young women referred to only as “Bambi,” “Thumper” and “Cotton Tail.”
I.. uhm… huh?
@ Meller- protip: One of these things is not like the others. Unless you are a member of the Aryan nation or similar, you are probably not a Nazi. However, LOADS of people are racists and bigots. Also, nobody is a bigot for saying that an asshole who treats women badly is an asshole.
I … wait, what?
Martha Graham revolutionized Western dance. OJ Simpson (probably) murdered his ex wife.
I’m liking the meme this is spawning.
Women do most of the childcare work, paid and unpaid, in the world. Men started World War I.
Maya Angelou is a woman. Ted Bundy was a man.
Women wrote Frankenstein, The Color Purple, and Pride and Prejudice. A man wrote “Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.”
I’m sure I don’t need to point out to anyone here that women have managed to accomplish some pretty amazing things while facing systemic sexism and being forcibly removed from or refused entrance to the very institutions that would help to support those accomplishments.
Except when it’s ridiculous hyperbole we obviously just laugh at it. Which we’ve been doing this entire thread.
Madonna revolutionized pop music and became the fourth highest selling artist ever. Soulja Boy cranked dat 🙁
No, you have to compare things that have nothing to do with each other! That’s what makes it so hilarious! 🙂
Bessie Smith was a brilliant blues singer. MRAL is a whiny little twit.
It’s good to see some more Alcuin-based material here. He’s one of my personal favorites. I go troll his site from time to time and enjoy reading his whiny, sophomoric rants (which is an insult to high school sophomores everywhere; I apologize!) which he tries so much in vain to hide with pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-philosophical style.
@ Blackbloc
“In what universe do *people* typically love Everybody Loves Raymond?”
Inorite?! I always thought it was one of those shows everyone really hated but was popular for some reason…like Two and a Half Men or something.
@ DKM
“To manboobzers and manboobzettes–being called “racists”, “nazis”, “bigots”, and the like ins’t very nice, is it ?”
For serious I couldn’t care less if someone calls us Nazis, it’s absolutely ridiculous o_O
@ Lady Zombie
“There were a few disparaging things said about Sharon, but for the most part there was begrudging respect because she’s stuck with and taken care of Ozzy all these years.”
Yeh, and ‘standing by her man’ after the drink and drugs escalate to the point where he’s so out of his mind he attempts to kill her. FEMINISM.
Amelia Earhart was the first person to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. NWO can tell you all about the ev0l conspiracists who made her plane disappear, and are also CRUSHING HIS HEAD.
I’ve gotten called “feminazi” quite often. Also “nanny nanny booboohead,” and other such soul crushing things.
Meller, you ARE a racist and a bigot who regularly posts on boards that have Neo-Nazi over tones.
We’re mocking Alcuin.
Charlotte, Emily, and Anne Bronte all managed to write notable and successful works of literature despite family tragedy, poor health, isolation, and intense discouragement. Rick Santorum has a term for lube & poop named after him.
Beatrice “Madame” Alexander was an American entrepreneur who created the first “collectible” doll based on a licensed character (Scarlett O’Hara), and whose toys outsold even the yo-yo during the 1920’s. (see: Wiki entry)
DKM wanks off to his Madame Alexander doll collection.