Let’s celebrate this lovely February day with some random stupidity from Alcuin, a brave anti-misandrist intellectual titan who is single handedly bringing about what he calls “the Intellectual Renaissance of the Western Tradition.” Mostly by blathering on and on about how much ladies suck.
Some highlights from recent posts.
The history of achievement is, in fact, the history of male achievement to such an extent that, were women absent from human history, we might still be where we are today, but were men absent from history, da wimmin would be in the caves, screeching ‘n hollering at each other. …
Dante wrote the Divine Comedy. Feminists crafted VAWA, the beginning of the end of western freedom.
Shakespeare changed the English language. Sharon Osbourne laughs about the female mutilation of men.
Socrates established a way of thinking and reflection on the virtues that still inspires us. Women falsely accuse men of rape on a weekly or even daily basis.
Feminism is the KKK with tits. The only difference is that western women don’t have any shame, so don’t cover up with white bedsheets. They are openly supremacist. That is why their starting point parallels the KKK, but they tend towards Nazism as well. The Hitlerists were no more ashamed of their supremacism than western women are of theirs. Both bigoted groups, in fact, are quite proud of their prejudicial thinking.
Racial supremacists running around with bedsheets are cockroachy – they run to the darkness whenever light is shed on them. Feminists, like Nazis, prefer the limelight. Will we soon see Nazi-like rallies with tens of thousands of banshees and their manginic self-hating male bozos?
Everybody Loves Raymond, and your female supremacist mom
Men are made into buffoons by Hollywood because male buffoonery sells. Women eat it up as greedily as they inhale chocolate cake and buy useless luxury goods. “Everybody Loves Raymond” is Everyman. Why does your mother like that sitcom so much? Because she’s a female supremacist. Why does your girlfriend like that show? Because she’s a female supremacist.
That’s why the lady is a tramp
Life is too easy. It’s too easy for a woman to become a tramp, and experiment sexually and socially, so she does. What are the consequences? Our society has so much surplus that we’ve eliminated the consequences of bad or irresponsible behavior, at least for women. We are wealthy enough to reject the concept of shame. Thus, we have shameless hussies.
Perhaps because men are still the most creative movers and shakers of our society, men as a whole class have been pushed into being the responsible ones, the moral adults. Women are let off the hook, able to remain perpetual moral children, responsible for none of their behavior, such as drunken sex. Non-issues such as faulty breast implants or police warnings about slutware enrage these people because they face no real injustices or hardships.
Slutware?
Also, here are The Undertones, with “Life’s Too Easy.”
“NWO, what animal does bacon come from?”
The baconosaurus, of course. Which will soon be extinct due to evil women’s incessant craving for bacon cupcakes. We don’t procure or produce these ourselves, of course.
Men hunted the baconosaurus for you, bitches. Show some gratitude.
hellkell, I missed that one… was that in this thread? (I saw the thread on Captain Awkward’s where NWO got banhammered, that was lol-tastic.)
I just read this entire thread while lol’ing my ass off.
Owlyslave, Y U SHOW UP ON MANBOOBZ WHEN I’M IN CLASS?
Bacon cupcakes sound intriguing, but kind of greasy. Maple frosting with bacon bits? What would the cake flavor be?
I’ve never tried one, just seen them in a bakery and given them side-eye. I did recently hear of an even more hideous culinary abomination though – bacon milkshakes.
@Xanthe it was a while ago, back in early January I think… I reminded that ppl that according to NWO, he has tons of old Star Wars books he can’t get rid of because he refuses to sell them for less than what he bought them for and is upset that used Star Wars books have very little resale value (I’m not sure if he blamed feminism for this though xD ) so I said that in the NWOrld future, he’d want Star Wars books to be our currency since he’s upset at the goldmine he’s sitting on that is worthless in this current unfair statist/Jewish/etcetc economy. xD
Elizabeth I maintained peace and prosperity for over fifty years in an England that threatened constantly to come apart at the seams over religious differences and the destruction of its religious, economic, and social order. Bernie Goetz shot four boys on a subway car for being black.
…Also, I #*(($ing hate “Everybody Loves Raymond.” It’s like the opposite of feminism.
@Bostonian
Bacon-and-egg cupcakes: http://tinyurl.com/7jxdlqm
I really, really want to know how to make those.
Xanthe, it was in this thread, I think the last page.
My goodness, it is
David Meller. He had me
Glad of his absence.
Meanwhile, MRA makes rape joke about PZ Myers: http://t.co/uHGXxA8t
Paul Elam*
‘s credibility goes out the window
not that he had any.*
hellkell, thanks for pointing it out. I suppose he thinks that’s a cool new nickname for her, which he’s going to run with. 🙂
MRAs seem very comfortable with trivializing the rape of men.
Moewicus, yeah, I posted that in the more relevant of the atheist threads but have been hit by the mod filter.
Rebecca Watson tweeted to PZ Myers: Hey cool, an MRA joking about anally raping you. Good joke. No really. Great joke. http://bit.ly/yfE2sa
That’s a current article on AVfM by Elam, which finishes: Hopefully, before we are done, MRA’s of differing views will find more common ground, and PZ Myers will be limping to the drug store for some KY Jelly.
The article is at: hxxp://www.avoiceformen.com/a-voice-for-men/avfm-radio/avfm-radio-what-if-god-was-one-of-us/
(Note link b0rkage to avoid direct linkage from MBz.)
Heh. Each time I try to post on the PZ Myers thing, my posts go straight into moderation.
Wait… Has NWO become his own version of a feminist now? HIs last couple posts were all about women being superior to men and how he is so stupid because he is a man…
I think someone should let him know that he doesn’t have to hate himself to support women. 😐
NWO, the World Food Program set up some women only lines, because they had trouble with unruly men pushing women and children out of the way to get more than their fair share of food. How else would you deal with such a problem? Was it okay for the bullies to push women and take their food? The women only lines ensured that more people had access to food.
The truth is that natural disasters are terrible for everyone. I know that in my own case, my husband and son have received just as many donated supplies as I have. We have all equally benefited from charity groups giving us meals, clothes, toiletries, clothes, and school supplies. Well, my husband and I didn’t get backpacks full of pencils but you get the idea. The Missouri National Guard, firefighters, and doctors that came to Joplin helped men just as much as women and children. Guess what? Some of those rescue workers were women, too!
You go ahead and tell me how great it is to be a woman during a natural disaster, though. I’d love to hear you tell me what it’s like, since you’re the expert on my own life experiences.
Creative Writing Student:
I love ham and egg cups! They make feeding a crowd really easy. Here is my favorite recipe:
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Baked-Eggs-and-Mushrooms-in-Ham-Crisps-106150
NWOslave, you’ve admitted to being sexually aroused by little girls. Grown men who are sexually aroused by little girls are pedophiles. Does this mean you believe that Holly and other feminists support you?
Anyone have a link to Cpt. Awkward giving NWO the bum’s rush?
Here you go Pecunium, scroll on down:
http://captainawkward.com/2012/01/10/question-170-should-i-break-up-with-my-boyfriend/#more-2033
It is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
It’d be a real shame if NWO were gone. I feel like we could finally settle about 3/4s of his main problem with feminists.
Everybody who’s a feminist; raise your hand if you’ve ever supported anything like NAMBLA, NAWGLA, or the long-since-defunct-group butterfly kisses.
Anyone? Anyone?
No? Alright then. NWO can finally move on to something else.
…And now I’m caught up. 😀
Here’s what I want to know: if all wars everywhere ever were just women inciting men to kill (and/or “sodomize”???) one another so the women could watch and maybe give them ratings on a 6.0 scale (“triple stab-chow! 5.7!”), whatever happened to things like gold and conquest and spreading the glory of whatever religion one practiced at the time?
Or were those all misandrist lies taught to fill up the free time between toddler sodomy lessons in public schools?
“Hopefully, before we are done, MRA’s of differing views will find more common ground, and PZ Myers will be limping to the drug store for some KY Jelly”
Haha, ass rape is funny!
Hey, stop laughing you evil feminazi! Male rape is a serious issue that feminists love to ignore because of their misandry.On the other hand, we MRAs care deeply about male rape victims.
@Crumbelievable:
What, you thought that MRAs cared about male rape? Heh, how naive. Nah, they just want to find things that Feminists don’t support, then proclaim they support them to show how evil feminists really are. *shakes head woefully*