Let’s celebrate this lovely February day with some random stupidity from Alcuin, a brave anti-misandrist intellectual titan who is single handedly bringing about what he calls “the Intellectual Renaissance of the Western Tradition.” Mostly by blathering on and on about how much ladies suck.
Some highlights from recent posts.
The history of achievement is, in fact, the history of male achievement to such an extent that, were women absent from human history, we might still be where we are today, but were men absent from history, da wimmin would be in the caves, screeching ‘n hollering at each other. …
Dante wrote the Divine Comedy. Feminists crafted VAWA, the beginning of the end of western freedom.
Shakespeare changed the English language. Sharon Osbourne laughs about the female mutilation of men.
Socrates established a way of thinking and reflection on the virtues that still inspires us. Women falsely accuse men of rape on a weekly or even daily basis.
Feminism is the KKK with tits. The only difference is that western women don’t have any shame, so don’t cover up with white bedsheets. They are openly supremacist. That is why their starting point parallels the KKK, but they tend towards Nazism as well. The Hitlerists were no more ashamed of their supremacism than western women are of theirs. Both bigoted groups, in fact, are quite proud of their prejudicial thinking.
Racial supremacists running around with bedsheets are cockroachy – they run to the darkness whenever light is shed on them. Feminists, like Nazis, prefer the limelight. Will we soon see Nazi-like rallies with tens of thousands of banshees and their manginic self-hating male bozos?
Everybody Loves Raymond, and your female supremacist mom
Men are made into buffoons by Hollywood because male buffoonery sells. Women eat it up as greedily as they inhale chocolate cake and buy useless luxury goods. “Everybody Loves Raymond” is Everyman. Why does your mother like that sitcom so much? Because she’s a female supremacist. Why does your girlfriend like that show? Because she’s a female supremacist.
That’s why the lady is a tramp
Life is too easy. It’s too easy for a woman to become a tramp, and experiment sexually and socially, so she does. What are the consequences? Our society has so much surplus that we’ve eliminated the consequences of bad or irresponsible behavior, at least for women. We are wealthy enough to reject the concept of shame. Thus, we have shameless hussies.
Perhaps because men are still the most creative movers and shakers of our society, men as a whole class have been pushed into being the responsible ones, the moral adults. Women are let off the hook, able to remain perpetual moral children, responsible for none of their behavior, such as drunken sex. Non-issues such as faulty breast implants or police warnings about slutware enrage these people because they face no real injustices or hardships.
Slutware?
Also, here are The Undertones, with “Life’s Too Easy.”
Debating NWO is like playing tennis against a wall. Even though it’s completely mindless, has absolutely no talent or technique, and doesn’t even know the rules of the game, it will never let you score.
Good exercise when you’re bored though.
Let’s not forget the tract in which Christianity cures vampirism.
I’ve yet to see a Chick tract that wasn’t pure gold.
“He’s an enemy! I’ll take him down with a powerful love spell!”
Rutee:
I’m almost positive he’s waaay more racist than we see here. All of his memes (well, those that actually are memes, not just wharblegarble) come from groups that are also white supremacists, or groups that contain a bunch of white supremacists.
He gets pretty goddamn racist here, too.
Wait, I take that back. The recalled tract in which the doctor doesn’t turn the father in for child molestation because the father became a Christian wasn’t funny at all.
I endorse sodomy if it’s between mutually consenting adults who want to do it, YOU ENORMOUS TWIT.
NWO, why is winter colder than summer?
NWO, why do you have an unhealthy obsession about pedophilia?
You never forget your first Chick Tract. Mine was the sci-fi apocalyptic vision “The Last Generation,” which I got off the counter of a barbecue place out in the Pennsylvania woods where they used to grill the ribs on heated mattress springs. It’s still one of my favorites, along with all anti-Catholic tracts, which as a lapsed Catholic I of course adore. Tragically, the Chick website lists both “The Last Generation” and “Dark Dungeons” as out of print.
Come to think of it, NWO probably does get a lot of his information from Chick Tracts.
Life is too easy. It’s too easy for a woman to become a tramp, and experiment sexually and socially, so she does. What are the consequences? Our society has so much surplus that we’ve eliminated the consequences of bad or irresponsible behavior, at least for women. We are wealthy enough to reject the concept of shame. Thus, we have shameless hussies.
Perhaps because men are still the most creative movers and shakers of our society, men as a whole class have been pushed into being the responsible ones, the moral adults. Women are let off the hook, able to remain perpetual moral children, responsible for none of their behavior, such as drunken sex. Non-issues such as faulty breast implants or police warnings about slutware enrage these people because they face no real injustices or hardships.
This is rly strange o_O What SHOULD the “consequences” be? Why SHOULD there be consequences? o_O This sort of “everything should come with bad things that happen to you” thinking is so bizarre. Food safety is still an issue in our society even though our food is a lot safer than it was in the past. Should we randomly put cynade in every 1000th pop can or something just so there are consequences? o_O
How about we randomly shoot the 5000th person who buys an Ipod just because we’re such a decadent lazy society now that gets music that can follow us around?
Maybe we shouldn’t have traffic lights or brakes in cars, after all, why are we cutting down the risks of driving? SPOILED DRIVERS!
Soap, shampoo, etc have reduced the “consequences” of going out and getting dirty. Perhaps we should get rid of those too? xD
I personally hate onions (especially green onions, I’m mildly allergic), I think people who cook with onions need to stop being free to do so without consequences. I think that every 100th onion should have an explosive inside. xD
When did NWO start supporting sodomy? o_O
Oh lord, “The Last Generation.” “The kids at school called me $#@%*& slime because my parents are still married.”
In the future, all children will have cool little Hitler youth outfits.
Holly:
Yeah, I’m saying: even more racist than that. Look at what he said about World War 1: the only group he can admit are at fault for anything (besides women) are the Allied powers: he brings up the Lusitania as an example of people getting all buttmad over nothing, and then he brings up Wilson.
Leaving aside the controversy over who was responsible for the First World War (the argument’s been going on for literally 90 years), the line of thinking which seeks to exculpate the Central powers of wrongdoing is common among US isolationist groups, many of them racist. A sympathy for the Second Reich is also common among people who are, let’s just say, a little too close to the Third.
Uh oh : Nobody’s heard from Evan in a while? 🙁 What’s Mellertron done >:
Also, Benny needs to find a better ghost-writer -_-
“Son, you should love animals.”
“Shut up, FOOL”
http://d.facdn.net/art/pierrezaius/1308334228.pierrezaius_ponyville_and_gomorrah.png
My personal favourite is the one about Dungeons and Dragons (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP)… it makes no sense whatsover, features the phrase “you have been trapped in a dungeon of bondage” (yes please!) and there’s the implication that my boyfriend is a wizard. Which I happen to find really, really hot.
So, NWO, ready to take the challenge? 😀
(Also, I’m giving a 3.5 hour presentation and workshop with the hostel services of my city, including, men’s shelters, and yes I’m doing it to teach them trans-inclusiveness and to work with them on trans-positive policies. MEN’S SHELTERS NWO. I’M ABOUT TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO STRAIGHT CIS MEN RIGHT? xD Are you concerned? xD Somehow I doubt you really care or believe I can do the harm I can, even tho I’m a feminist and I’m trans, because you know a) I’m a good person and I won’t hurt nebody and b) I don’t have conspiratorial powers XD you whine and whine but if you really thought I was hurting real men, you’d stop me. Unless the third option is true: you don’t really care about men, but that can’t be true right? xD )
“NO, NOT BLACKLEAF!”
“Marcie, get out of here! You’re dead! You don’t exist anymore!”
I have some Chick Tracts! 😀 My friend mailed me them :3
I should get NWO to sign them, it could be worth something in the future when NWO is on our money and coins and has a big statue for having led the successful MRA uprising XD
“I hate you and your %#@& gospel!”
“The Last Generation” is pretty hilarious. I have unfortunately only read that one on the Chick website. That and “Angles?” are the two out of print ones that I most want.
I can’t decide if “The Gay Blade” or “The Death Cookie” is the stupidest Chick tract title.
On that note, has anyone else witnessed the brilliance that is “Somebody Goofed”?
And how could I forget “That Crazy Guy!”?
“This is the New Age. Science has EVERYTHING under control. Don’t worry, pussycat…if it feels good…do it!“
The thing is, Meller, all the things that we say about you are true, and we know this based on your own words. That’s not at all the same thing as losing your temper at someone and going “yeah, well, you’re a Nazi and I wouldn’t blame your boyfriend if he was to beat you, and also it’s funny when women get cancer!”
You’ve earned every insult that comes your way.
I see that our troll of the year is back and as detached from reality as ever. Is anyone actually reading his comments in detail any more? For me it’s like angry misogynist wallpaper, my mind just glazes over after the first few sentences.
Did no one else catch the little gem buried in his froth where he called Captain Awkward “captain nobody?”
Aw, poor baby, NWO, she banhammered the FUCK out of you. Admit it, without us, you’re nothing.
Ami, remember when NWO blew a gasket because we joked about using Star Wars books as currency in the coming dystopia? Good times.
Hey, NWO? I have a question.
So you think–you’re sure–that the cause of war and violence is women nagging men into killing other men for their (the women’s) amusement or enrichment or whatever. As in, there would be NO WAR if women didn’t do this.
So why don’t men, y’know, just not do it? Not cave in? When the women start grousing, why don’t the men just say “Nuts to you dames; we’re not committing mass murder just so you can have fur coats!”
Why don’t they? Is it because they’re afraid the women will withhold sex? If so, isn’t it the men’s fault for placing a higher premium on getting their dicks wet than on human life?
I’m honestly curious to know what you think.