Let’s celebrate this lovely February day with some random stupidity from Alcuin, a brave anti-misandrist intellectual titan who is single handedly bringing about what he calls “the Intellectual Renaissance of the Western Tradition.” Mostly by blathering on and on about how much ladies suck.
Some highlights from recent posts.
The history of achievement is, in fact, the history of male achievement to such an extent that, were women absent from human history, we might still be where we are today, but were men absent from history, da wimmin would be in the caves, screeching ‘n hollering at each other. …
Dante wrote the Divine Comedy. Feminists crafted VAWA, the beginning of the end of western freedom.
Shakespeare changed the English language. Sharon Osbourne laughs about the female mutilation of men.
Socrates established a way of thinking and reflection on the virtues that still inspires us. Women falsely accuse men of rape on a weekly or even daily basis.
Feminism is the KKK with tits. The only difference is that western women don’t have any shame, so don’t cover up with white bedsheets. They are openly supremacist. That is why their starting point parallels the KKK, but they tend towards Nazism as well. The Hitlerists were no more ashamed of their supremacism than western women are of theirs. Both bigoted groups, in fact, are quite proud of their prejudicial thinking.
Racial supremacists running around with bedsheets are cockroachy – they run to the darkness whenever light is shed on them. Feminists, like Nazis, prefer the limelight. Will we soon see Nazi-like rallies with tens of thousands of banshees and their manginic self-hating male bozos?
Everybody Loves Raymond, and your female supremacist mom
Men are made into buffoons by Hollywood because male buffoonery sells. Women eat it up as greedily as they inhale chocolate cake and buy useless luxury goods. “Everybody Loves Raymond” is Everyman. Why does your mother like that sitcom so much? Because she’s a female supremacist. Why does your girlfriend like that show? Because she’s a female supremacist.
That’s why the lady is a tramp
Life is too easy. It’s too easy for a woman to become a tramp, and experiment sexually and socially, so she does. What are the consequences? Our society has so much surplus that we’ve eliminated the consequences of bad or irresponsible behavior, at least for women. We are wealthy enough to reject the concept of shame. Thus, we have shameless hussies.
Perhaps because men are still the most creative movers and shakers of our society, men as a whole class have been pushed into being the responsible ones, the moral adults. Women are let off the hook, able to remain perpetual moral children, responsible for none of their behavior, such as drunken sex. Non-issues such as faulty breast implants or police warnings about slutware enrage these people because they face no real injustices or hardships.
Slutware?
Also, here are The Undertones, with “Life’s Too Easy.”
NWO, what animal does bacon come from?
Homer: So, what, you’re never going to eat bacon again?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer (chuckling): Sure, honey, a wonderful, maaaagical animal.
MISANDRY!
@Shaenon
Well, Shaenon. Everyone here endorses sodomy. It has high entertainment value amongst the crew and is heavily promoted.
I get really tired of asking this into the aether, but what the hell:
How do you know this? What schools have you been to and what papers have you read?
Also, NWO, if Christmas is in December in the northern hemisphere, what month does Christmas fall in in the southern hemisphere?
“Turn to page 394, children. Today’s chapter will be on the women’s superiority over men. Tommy, what do you think you’re doing, sitting up front?!”
“I can’t see the board, ma’am, Sally stole my glasses.”
“Well, if Sally took your glasses the poor little angel must have needed them more than you! GET TO THE BACK OF THE CLASS ROOM WHERE YOUR KIND BELONGS.”
Again, NWO: You said you could find comments that showed people on this site claiming that:
-Women are entirely blameless for anything bad that ever happened.
-Men have committed literally every crime in the history of crime.
You have since failed to produce these comments. You have even failed to TRY and produce these comments.
Can I take it that you wish to retract the stupid claims you made?
Well, Shaenon. Everyone here endorses sodomy. It has high entertainment value amongst the crew and is heavily promoted.
That’s true; we do not have problems with gay people here. But that’s not what you said. You said gay people routinely make out and have sex in front of straight women to entertain them. Where does this happen? Where can I go to see it? Are there clubs, or a cable TV channel, or can I just go to the park of an afternoon and have dudes run up and offer to get it on in front of me?
I ask purely for research purposes, of course.
@Shaenon
I don’t know, Shaenon. Where does bacon come from? I’m a man and men are stupid, throw rocks at them. I’m sure you can find a “study” to prove men are inferior in every way. Just go to any MSM news outlet. They love listing “studies” proving men are merely rotting flesh that somehow walks around without any brainpower.
Be right back, I’ll go find a few from the MSM. Recent of course.
When I first discovered Chick Tracts, like 20 years ago, I was so delighted with them I used to order their big grab-bag tract assortments and give them out to friends, as party favors, etc.
I think “tiny shoes” is probably the best one.
Name one.
“Just go to any MSM news outlet. They love listing “studies” proving men are merely rotting flesh that somehow walks around without any brainpower.”
THE ZOMBIE INVASION IS REAL. AND IT IS NOW.
Yanno, a quick peek at crime statistics might give NWO an idea of why the white male is looked upon askance by those who are not.
NWO: So, by not actually providing any evidence of what you accuse me of, you’re really admitting that you’re full of shit and ignorant beyond the dreams of… really ignorant people? Yeah, that one got away from me.
“Kidnapped” will always have a special place in my heart because it was the first Chick tract I ever saw. My coworker at the movie theater I was employed by at the time found it while sweeping the parking lot, and she found the panel of the girl in the trunk of the car screaming “GOD’S GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS” so hilarious that she tore it out and took it home with her.
I’m also a big fan of “Fairy Tales.”
Today I learned that when literally your only education is far-right conspiracy websites and MRAs, you don’t even know what pigs are.
You do that! We’ll be waiting!
Please don’t come back with an article that merely fails to call for the death of all women, and claim that this is horrible oppression and it’s only our horribleness that makes us not admit it!
I think NWO really is answering all the questions he’s able, this is just his limit.
Dark Dungeons, people. Dark fucking Dungeons. Ignorance, stupidity and asshattery all rolled into one incredibly unattractive package. People in our gaming group occasionally yell ‘Blackleaf! NO!!!’ at random intervals. (We’re easily amused, okay?)
Those little demons are so cute. Or I was up too late last night playing SMT. One of the two.
And I wish my school had done more to promote tolerance of gay people, and people who didn’t conform to gender stereotypes. Could have avoid CWS: The F***ed-Up Years.
NWOSlave sounds like a Daily Mail reader. *shame at cheap shot*
Though if we want to talk about using gays as entertainment, I had a friend in junior high who absolutely loved slash fiction but when gay rights came up, her view was “lol the gays are totally going to hell it’s in the Bible.”
I like “Big Daddy?”. Before that, I didn’t realise “life from rocks” was a core tenet of evolution.
No, wait, I take it back. “The Nervous Witch” is probably my favorite, if only because of the “Harry Potter taught us to use Ouija boards!” and the long boring story about King Solomon that had nothing to do with anything.
Oh, and there’s no such thing as gluons, so it must be Jesus holding atoms together.
David, I’ve been collecting those for years, and Dark Dungeons is defiantly the pride of my collection.
Life from rocks?
Don’t look at me, I’m not starting up any abiogenesis. I’m not ready for a family!
It is a little shameful for us that we’ve been attempting to debate sex, gender, geopolitics, economics, and history with a guy who seriously may not know that bacon comes from pigs.
Okay, so, like, I really don’t want to be here, and I totally don’t care about Evan or Elena or whatever his, her, its name is but fucking Benny, y’know, he wants me to say this and he won’t fucking shut up until I say something so. Fine. Whatever. Cats, y’know?
So, Benny can’t fucking type for himself, so like, I have to be like his secretary, and that’s like, so humiliating, y’know? Paws and all that shit, y’know?
Whatever. So, Benny wants to know if any of you have, like, heard from, like this Evan kid or whatever. Just to, like, y’know, check up on him and shit. I keep telling him he or she or whatever it is, is fine, but Benny just won’t stop, y’know? He fucking snatched my hummer up in his jaws and said he wouldn’t give her back until I like, helped him, so like, here I am. Fucking cats, y’know what I mean? Can’t reason with ‘em once they make up their minds and shit.
So, yeah. Evan or whatever the fucker’s name is. Anybody heard from him? Benny said he usually visits the house and talks to his bro every few days but lately, nothing doing y’know? So, he wants to just make sure that his bro’s doing fine and shit. Let him know ‘kay? Otherwise, I’m not going to be getting back that dream house either, and fuck if I’m going to lose the four poster bed.
Cya,
Aiden out