Let’s celebrate this lovely February day with some random stupidity from Alcuin, a brave anti-misandrist intellectual titan who is single handedly bringing about what he calls “the Intellectual Renaissance of the Western Tradition.” Mostly by blathering on and on about how much ladies suck.
Some highlights from recent posts.
The history of achievement is, in fact, the history of male achievement to such an extent that, were women absent from human history, we might still be where we are today, but were men absent from history, da wimmin would be in the caves, screeching ‘n hollering at each other. …
Dante wrote the Divine Comedy. Feminists crafted VAWA, the beginning of the end of western freedom.
Shakespeare changed the English language. Sharon Osbourne laughs about the female mutilation of men.
Socrates established a way of thinking and reflection on the virtues that still inspires us. Women falsely accuse men of rape on a weekly or even daily basis.
Feminism is the KKK with tits. The only difference is that western women don’t have any shame, so don’t cover up with white bedsheets. They are openly supremacist. That is why their starting point parallels the KKK, but they tend towards Nazism as well. The Hitlerists were no more ashamed of their supremacism than western women are of theirs. Both bigoted groups, in fact, are quite proud of their prejudicial thinking.
Racial supremacists running around with bedsheets are cockroachy – they run to the darkness whenever light is shed on them. Feminists, like Nazis, prefer the limelight. Will we soon see Nazi-like rallies with tens of thousands of banshees and their manginic self-hating male bozos?
Everybody Loves Raymond, and your female supremacist mom
Men are made into buffoons by Hollywood because male buffoonery sells. Women eat it up as greedily as they inhale chocolate cake and buy useless luxury goods. “Everybody Loves Raymond” is Everyman. Why does your mother like that sitcom so much? Because she’s a female supremacist. Why does your girlfriend like that show? Because she’s a female supremacist.
That’s why the lady is a tramp
Life is too easy. It’s too easy for a woman to become a tramp, and experiment sexually and socially, so she does. What are the consequences? Our society has so much surplus that we’ve eliminated the consequences of bad or irresponsible behavior, at least for women. We are wealthy enough to reject the concept of shame. Thus, we have shameless hussies.
Perhaps because men are still the most creative movers and shakers of our society, men as a whole class have been pushed into being the responsible ones, the moral adults. Women are let off the hook, able to remain perpetual moral children, responsible for none of their behavior, such as drunken sex. Non-issues such as faulty breast implants or police warnings about slutware enrage these people because they face no real injustices or hardships.
Slutware?
Also, here are The Undertones, with “Life’s Too Easy.”
Nwoslave, it seems that you still do not understand the rhetorical device. You see the commenters here were saying that such arguments as “men=bad and women=good” are foolish. They were demonstrating this though the facetious comparisons that they were making. Is it your argument that Alcuin believes that “women=bad and men=good” is foolish?
Lauralot: Damn! I actually had pretty good sex ed – not as comprehensive as I’d necessarily like, from this side of graduation, but a million times better than what some kids got.
NWO: So it’s hateful to do it first, but when it’s done in retaliation it isn’t.
That’s what you believe. It’s what you said when the McDonald’s assault case happened. If a woman curses you, you hit her. If she hits you (even in response to being attacked), you will use a knife. If she has a knife you will shoot her.
And if she has ever done anything to you… you can leave the room, get a weapon and come back to finish the job. If you have to chase her down the street to teach her not to fuck with you, well that’s fine, because it’s all about Escalation.
Unless, of course, someone says that dealing to you what you would to do women is ok.. that’s hate.
And you still aren’t answering my questions, not even the easy ones.
NWO, why is winter colder than summer?
NWO, why are you obsessed with sodomy?
My school was not exactly known for being progressive. It was out in the middle of Methland, Indiana, and I do mean that literally. My sophomore year of high school, we had a recovered meth addict who had blown his face off in a failed suicide attempt come to our school and show us graphic photos of his injuries. That is how much of a meth problem my county had.
Question, and I apologize for TMI:
I sodomized my boyfriend last night. It was consensual (um, really consensual) and a good time was had by all.
When sex is between a man and a woman, but involves the bootyhole, does this lead to rape and pedophilia?
I want to be clear here. Because I feel like we’re treading perilously close to the kind of magical-thinking connection that suggests I might turn into a rapist pedophile if I take too big a poop.
Late to NWO Question Time, but I just wanted to point out that if gay sex *was* actually taught in schools (and not in a “some women like other women, some men like other men, and that’s ok” sort of way, but in a “these are various nice thing to do with the fun bits of you and your willing friends) it would have saved me some really hilari-awkward moments later on.
Think on it.
I’ve figured it out: You know that moronic Chick tract in which the teacher brings a gay couple to school to tell everyone how awesome and normal their relationship is, because apparently there are now laws that require schools to bring in gay couples to tell the children that gay relationships are awesome and normal?
NWO actually thinks that is how the real world works.
Oh, LOL! You guys gotta check out Amanda’s post about the PUA they hired to speak at CPAC to teach the young conservative dudes how to get more sex. And of course this is the same group of people who will tell you that women don’t have the right to contraception or abortion, because dirty sluts need to be punished when they have sex.
http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/this-is-what-a-double-standard-looks-like-in-its-starkest-form#When:21:48:20Z
@Holly Pervocracy
Oh, I’m afraid so Holly. You see, you went to some no-name nothing blog to find something, anything to prove misogyny.
I can go to any school to find misandry being taught as a staple. Any MSM outlet abounds in hatred and belittlement of men.
Charities out the ass for only women, because only women are worthy of charity.
TV, adverts, sitcoms and dramas. All portray men as either boffons worthy of ridicule or villians worthy of hatred.
The State at every level is a womans only club, The State caters to every woman. Take away a womans precious freebie something or another and it’s called the war on women.
The UN, it’s all about women. Is there a natural catastrophe? Well we’ve got food stations for “women only” as the only relief. Then when men attack UN food convoys because they’re starving to death, women want those bad apples locked away. (Think Haiti. And there still going on about the poor women in Haiti).
But wait! The manboobz went over to captain nobodys blog and over there a man said a bad thing about women. Well poor fucking baby.
Hell, white man is thrown about like it’s the vilest curse ever heard. The crew throws it about like is the greatest thing since sliced bread, you vile racist/sexist fucks.
Cry me a river, Holly. Maybe you can write an article for NSWATM. Every damn comment section devolves down ensuring we don’t forget about the LGBT and erasing their precious experiences. What a load of self serving rubbish. Now go promote your sodomites. Tell us all about how sexy you find it. And how you approve of the entertainment value. And how acceptable you find it. And how it should be taught in schools. Endorsed by your beloved moral authority, the State.
Lauralot – Wouldn’t it be nice if, though?
It would prevent a lot of NWOs. Or at least redirect them. If he were all “I don’t care who people sleep with, that’s their business, now let me rant at you about flouride and mammograms,” I’d feel like that was at least some progress.
NWO, if I (woman) commit sodomy with my boyfriend, which one of us turns into the rapist pedophile?
Wait, NWO did once link to a book connected to Chick’s site didn’t he? That might actually be true.
My parents asked what sex education was like and didn’t believe me when I told them we’d had none. They thought I was just too embarrassed to say.
The first mention of sex (outside of GSCE science) came from my RE (Religious Education) teacher who said “sex is fun” once. Some of us didn’t recover from the shock for several weeks…
Oh, man, so much curatorial work ahead of me. Only the very best material makes it into the Book, so I have to be picky.
So… The information that all lynchings were committed by white women is already in the Book, so that’s nothing new, although learning that white women were also responsible for all beatings and murders of black slaves adds some depth to history. (Fun fact: last time this came up, NWO mentioned that any lynchings performed by white men were justified, because they were men so they must have had a good reason.)
It’s very exciting to learn that only women participated in the genocide of Native Americans, and that women oversaw the Cambodian killing fields. I did not know that!
Also, there are special schools for toddlers where they are taught sodomy. I’m planning to have kids soon, so that’s useful to know.
Let’s see…gay men make out with each other to entertain straight women, and women sank the Lusitania as a feminist plot to start WWI so men could die for no reason, because women just enjoy watching men die.
NWO, do you even know what WWI was?
I don’t mean complicated things like “analyze all the social and political causes, formal and informal, leading to the outbreak of the war.”
I mean, like, do you even know what countries were in it, or sort of vaguely how things went down?
Well, duh. It’s a war, so it was started by women nagging their husbands to invade foreign countries for pretty dresses. In this case, the pretty dresses were on the Lusitania. And men had to do whatever these women told them to do, despite being their superiors in every way, because shut up.
WWII, on the other hand… That one was the Jews.
Here’s the tract, in case anyone wants to witness the stupidity (note that the gay couple and the teacher are hideous, because anyone Jack Chick disagrees with is hideous): http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1052/1052_01.asp
I see NWOslave is back. Yay?
But seriously, I have a cold and I don’t feel like wading through 300+ comments, so what’d I miss in this thread?
I’m pretty sure NWO bases his entire view on women off of the mom at the beginning of the Rapunzel fairy tale, who was all “I’ll DIE if you don’t steal me that lettuce.” It would explain a lot.
Still waiting for actual EVIDENCE that I support the teaching of sodomy to children…
Spearhafoc: Women are evil, and we teach sodomy to young boys. Apparently we all said that we hate men and NWO could totally provide quotes in which we said that, but he can’t be bothered.
Spearhafoc – Essentially nothing, trust me. Except NWO’s sort of trying to broken-record us with “you want to teach sodomy to children” and “you support rape and pedophilia because you support sodomy.”
And we’re making fun of him for not knowing basic facts about the world, like:
NWO, what animal does bacon come from?
NWO’s latest post, on the other hand, is all reruns. Yes, yes, charities only give to women, women control the government at every level… this is already in the Book, dude. Tell me more about the sexy floor shows gay men put on to entertain women. That sounded promising.
@Shaenon
Women never did anything bad. Women are always lambs, innocent of any wrongdoing. Haven’t ya gotten with the program yet? It’s taught in all the schools, it’s in all the papers. Men are the only cause of all the worlds problems. Women are the enlightened ones. Women are good and all good comes from women.
Damn, that Chick Tract is out of stock on their website! I was hoping to order it in bulk to give out instead of tips at restaurants.
I’m pretty sure there are a lot of “dentists” in my neighborhood, if you catch my drift. They’re easy to spot, what with the little demons riding on their shoulders.
So NWOslave thinks schools brainwash us into becoming gay? How does that explain the majority of us who are, you know, straight?
I’m pretty sure you can still order the out of stock titles…you just have to buy 500,000 copies or something like that.