Irony alert! The level of irony in this post is so extreme it might actually harm your computer.
So a couple of days ago, MGTOWer extraordinaire MarkyMark, continuing on with his post-retirement posting binge, shared with us an email he got from a fella who had skipped the country in order to avoid paying child support for his three kids.
I’m a deadbeat dad!!! (light your torches – gasoline in 89, 91, and 95 octane is available in your choice of containers). Yep, I’ve got three kids and I’m behind on my child kidnapping payments by probably 10 grand at present and considerably more behind on alimony and her lawyer fees. I skipped the country rather than be jailed for all of the above compounding my crimes. A runaway slave is the worst kind of slave – one that absolutely refuses to serve his massa.
Yep, that’s right. He compared the legal requirement that he provide financial assistance to his own children to … slavery.
In the rest of his letter, he encouraged other “slaves” to follow in his path.
My favorite bit is the quote I used as the headline:
Women from around the world look better than anything back in the states, cost less unless you’re totally stupid, and are much more easily disposed of.
Ooh. That last bit is rather unfortunately worded – unless he really is suggesting that outside the US it is easier to get rid of the bodies of murdered girlfriends and wives.
So anyway, MarkyMark’s post got linked to on the Men’s Rights subreddit. And this little discussion ensued. You may wish to activate your irony shields now.
Take note of the upvotes and downvotes for these three comments.
Also, no actual parents have been jailed for being poor, that I know of. A few have been jailed for owing thousands of dollars in support though, when they could have paid the support easily.
I thought that was pretty clearly intimated in the snark and didn’t need to be explained.
I’m painfully literal sometimes. 😐
This guy’s likely to end up as a bitter, divorced 53-year-old with a triple bypass and no friends.
Such a sad, sad little man.
“How did he afford to skip the country, I wonder?”
$10,000 for child support? Unaffordable. Skipping out on his duties to take care of his child? Buying a plane ticket (easily upwards of a 1,000) to a foreign country? Living in said foreign country for a length of time? Dating foreign women and taking them out to dinner, buying them gifts? Now that is easily afforable.
I honestly wonder what these people would think of a woman who stepped out on her obligations to pay child support to a custodial man…
Major Kong –
I dunno how old he is, but he clearly rounded bitter and divorced a few miles back.
This guy’s likely to end up as a bitter, divorced 53-year-old with a triple bypass and no friends.
Such a sad, sad little man.
Except for the divorced part, (and possibly the triple bypass part) that describes our troll of the year to a tee.
I honestly wonder what these people would think of a woman who stepped out on her obligations to pay child support to a custodial man…
I suspect they’d dismiss the possibility of that happening out of hand. ‘Cause men never ever get custody amirite?
My protip: do not, at any point, consider having children if you think skipping the country to be more logical than paying to raise your half of the genetic material. :T
@Dracula,
Well, all women have to do is cry, and people throw cash at them. So, not a problem.
With such regard for his wife and children, combined with the disposability of women from around the world, I am wondering whether this irresponsible deadbeat was our ol’ friend Tyrone, whose contingency plan as published on Château Heartiste had been to skip the country:
Sadly, it’s likely just a co-incidence that other MRAs share the same reprehensible views.
My protip would be: don’t have kids unless you are willing to put their welfare above all else–especially your own petty resentments.
Aren’t MRAs just wonderful people.
My wife knows if she ever lets herself go, talks about divorce, whatever that pisses me off enough to leave, I will simply disappear into the night.
Sometimes a promise is indistinguishable from a threat.
So, anyone want to argue that these guys are really just sad inside? And deserve anything but our cold contempt?
My wife knows if she ever lets herself go, talks about divorce, whatever that pisses me off enough to leave, I will simply disappear into the night.
Also, I genuinely worry about the mental state of that wife . . .
What has two thumbs and can’t use proper code when quoting things?
< This person. Whoops.
Brandon? Or Brandon’s mentor? Taking all bets.
The fuckstick in the OP, living it up in foreign lands while neglecting his kids, probably accuses his ex-wife of “turning the kids against him.”
He’s totally going to wonder why his kids hate him.
Also can I say that threatening to run off when your wife wants a divorce is pretty damn hilarious (not that this won’t/can’t create problems for the spouse, I can especially see this as a threat to stay-at-home spouses, but from his context it seems to me like he’s talking about leaving in a “and you’ll all miss me, and write poems about it, and cry, but it’ll be too late cos I’ll have dug my way to china”)
Much like MGTOW, it’s kind of similar to declaring that you quit at a job where you were just fired.
“Yep, that’s right. He compared the legal requirement that he provide financial assistance to his own children to … slavery”
So? That’s no different than the pro-abortionist feminist argument.
That’s right, Butt-laddie: it’s no different except for that fact that it’s totally and completely fucking different to anyone with a functioning brain. So, yeah, I can see why you don’t see any difference. But, to the rest of us, it’s like comparing the requirement to pay taxes with being forced to donate a kidney. In other words, it’s pretty fucking different.
Men are loving fathers only prevented by the Feminazi gynocratic courts from caring for their kids, thinking of them all the time.
Any man who misses so much as a single child support payment, even for unemployment, is jailed permanently, and spit upon by the mother.
I googled “LBFM” as my fiancé and I didn’t know what it meant.
I wish I hadn’t 🙁