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When is a slut not a slut? When he’s a dude.

I did a search for PUA and this showed up. So, fuck it, I'm going with it.

When is a slut not a slut? When he’s a dude. So says the (He)artist(e) formerly known as Roissy, in yet another post of his trying to prove that his brand of Pick-Up Assholery is fully proven by SCIENCE!

His evidence in this case? A recent study of speed dating that showed that (straight) women, in addition to being attracted to attractive men (duh!), also seem to be attracted to men with high “sociosexuality” ratings. “Sociosexuality,” for those not fully immersed in the SCIENCE!! of dating, is basically someone’s propensity for casual sex.

In other words, the study found that guys who do a lot of casual dating tended to do better at casual dating.

Heartiste/Roissy puts it this way:

Men who have high sociosexuality (HSS) are more attractive to women because the suite of characteristics associated with HSS suggest prior experience bedding women and possession of mating skills that attract women.

It’s akin to a form of preselection for men, minus the actual women he’s banging being physically present at his side to aid in the alpha judging process that all women, consciously or not, impose on their suitors.

In a very loose sense, high male sociosexuality is male sluttiness.

If you strip out the PUA nonsense about the “alpha judging process,” all this seems fairly self-evident, if not simply tautological. Guys who’ve been with a lot of women will probably do better with women in the future than guys with no experience who view women as strange alien creatures. (Note: In all this, we’re only talking about straight people; PUAs don’t seem aware that gay people exist, outside of their own fantasies of hot bi girl threesomes.)

It’s at this point that Heartiste/Roissy amps up the assholery:

Male sluttiness is not equivalent to female sluttiness. It is more difficult for a man to be slutty that it is for a woman owing to the discrepancy in worth between sperm and egg, so people justifiably perceive male sluts to have higher quality mate value, and higher quality mating skills, than female sluts for whom the act of sexual conquest is merely synonym for being easy.

In other words, it’s bad to be a female slut, but great to be a male slut:

[T]he study results confirm the validity of game when its conclusions find that male sociosexuality is a relatively powerful predictor of attractiveness to women, even to women looking for long-term relationships.

Not only can this SCIENCE!! of game help to get dudes laid – it can basically save the world from evil fat chicks.

It’s vital to readers to get this scientific information validating game out there, because there are a lot of doubters and haters who are blinded by what they won’t see. Sometimes, men need to know that there is an experimental foundation supporting all these seduction techniques and peculiarities of female behavior. It’s not necessary to know this stuff to start gaming chicks out in the field right now, but for men with a cynical bent or shy disposition, it helps to know that there are rules that govern human interaction. It may be the boost they need.

Turning former nerds into wily lotharios will help to put those uppity female sluts in their place:

[A] moment of candor. This blog is first and foremost a source of self-amusement, but it is also a true and real desire to teach and to see men succeed sexually and emotionally with women. Men who become better at attracting women increase their options in the mating market. Men with increased options cause women to behave better. Women behaving better redounds to the benefit of families, and to society.

And by “behave better”, I mean the whole panoply of awful modern female behavior: cheating, cock carouseling, divorcing on a whim, eat pray loving, straycationing, spinstering, attention whoring, voting and fattening up into repulsive dirigibles.

Yep, he did slyly insert “voting” into all that. Sneaky!

So slut it up, fellas! It’s the only way to put those evil lady sluts in their place. And, thereby, save the world from sex-having, vote-casting slatterns.

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Nephrite Yeqon
Nephrite Yeqon
12 years ago

@Jen

I don’t date feminists. Too bad for you.

Nephrite Yeqon
Nephrite Yeqon
12 years ago

Cya.

Bostonian
12 years ago

I put $10 on 1-2 hours.
Well or virtual chocolate cupcakes made with extra virgin coconut oil. Frosted with Madagascar vanilla bean buttercream frosting.

I have baking on my mind.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

That was a fast date. Did you get dumped? o_O

Molly Ren
12 years ago

Cya.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

“Is she still recharging at the power socket from last night?”

Every time an MRA waxes lyrical about sexbots I get this mental image of what will happen when the bots attain true sentience and go on a creepy owner killing spree.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Ami:

His date might be male. He did call me “Kirby baby” after pinpointing me as male… Who knows?

Another related thing to the hockey thing. In the world of Go, generally Japan, China, and Korea have the best players. They have schools dedicated to catching potential pros at an early age (like before 13), and have a bunch of already strong people to teach and play against. The US has some vague Go teams, but not nearly in the same league.

Nephrite and his ilk would say the Asians are better at Go just because. If he wanted to assemble a team to go to a tournament, he would be any Asians over any non-Asians automatically and call this “equality.” Meanwhile, if someone asked him to judge each player by their strength and not by their race, he would rant about how “Asians are just naturally better at Go” and “You just want everyone to be the same strength, you live in a fantasy!”

The argument is just as stupid… (P.S. Any Go players here? :P)

Jenn93
Jenn93
12 years ago

Yah, I would imagine the poor girl has some seriously compromised self esteem to date someone who thinks she’s less than human being. did you tell her she’s inferior, yet?

“I don’t date feminists. Too bad for you.”

I conciser that a win on my part.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

That WAS a fast date. Did your hand stand you up?

Bostonian
12 years ago

He might be Brandon, trying for a new, trollier him. Also explains the phantom date.

ozymandias42
ozymandias42
12 years ago

Personally, I was sleeping with my fuckbuddy this afternoon. That leaves the night free for gaming. Or it WOULD, if the gaming group hadn’t mysteriously disappeared. *grumbles*

I guess I’m gonna be busy making my Shadowrun character…

Molly Ren
12 years ago

Well, he didn’t say anything *new*, but I think he may have set a record for speed.

captainbathrobe
12 years ago

Ah, running away, then? And you call yourself a man…

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

he has a date AND claims to have a big dick???

LOL…Trolls. XD

make sure to dig a ditch for your date now or she wont think you’re a real man!!! or worse…A BETA!

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

@Kirby

Koreans are genetically superior because of Starcraft! xD

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

I dunno, Bostonian. The “I don’t date feminists” is one of his chestnuts, but this one’s a little quicker on the uptake, and Brandon couldn’t even sock Ashley for shit, so no.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

“The argument is just as stupid… (P.S. Any Go players here? )”

(Raises hand) Haven’t played in a while though, since the only person I know here who knows how to play prefers mahjong (easier to play while drinking).

Jenn93
Jenn93
12 years ago

“I don’t date feminists”

Is this supposed to make us cry, or something?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

Oh, actually, that’s a question I had. I saw that an Ashley did in fact start posting, but was that a confirmed sock? Or is it still unclear whether she existed?

ozymandias42
ozymandias42
12 years ago

One of the advantages to being an outspoken feminist is that assholes won’t date you.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@CassandraSays:

Do you have an idea of your rank? And a KGS account? 😀

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Yes, “I don’t date feminists” is supposed to upset us to the point of renouncing feminism at the thought of missing out on one of these sterling examples of manly manliness, or something.

Bostonian
12 years ago

My kids are lobbying for cupcakes again, so I need to decide on which kind to make. The aforementioned chocolate? Vanilla with lemon zest and raspberry frosting? Strawberry cupcakes with lemon frosting?

captainbathrobe
12 years ago

Sorry, I don’t think it’s fair to fight with a sword when you have a dagger.

Interesting…how would you know? Did we meet in college?

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Kirby, it’s still kind of unclear, but come on. Right after that, Brandon bowed to the challenge.

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