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Men oppressed by not being allowed to bitch about ladies in public restrooms

I'm pretty sure this happens more often than conversations in men's restrooms

A startling new development on the frontiers of anti-male oppression. According to the loquacious lady MRA known as girlwriteswhat on Reddit, men are being oppressed by evil feminist dudes cruelly clamping down on their right to bitch about ladies in the bathroom. In a recent comment she writes:

No space is allowed to be male-only, or male-viewpoint-only, but women insist on female-only or female-viewpoint-only spaces all the time.

The only male safe space left on the planet is the men’s bathroom, ffs. And even then, there will be feminist-leaning men policing what is said. It’s very frustrating.

As a dude feminist who is a regular user of men’s restrooms, I should note that dudes do not actually talk in restrooms.

Happily, this does not prevent me, as a dude feminist, from policing the non-existent speech of other dudes in said restrooms.

Here is the complete transcript of a restroom discussion I recently policed:

Dude One: [silently urinates]

Dude Two: [silently urinates]

Dude Three: [silently poops]

Me: Goddessdamnit, keep it down with all your lady-bashing! Men are bad!

Always glad to help.

HT to Shit Reddit Says, which has just ended its month-long moratorium on r/mensrights posts, for pointing me to girlwriteswhat’s observation.

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Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

Because you insulted an MRA freedom fighter.

GirlWritesWhat is a freedom fighter for bravely speaking up for the men who want to whine about women in the restroom? Hahahahahahaha. That’s rich. I agree that AntZ is not nearly as funny as he was in his heyday, but he still cracks me up sometimes.

I think in this case AntZ is imagining himself as the Luke Skywalker of the MRM leading a group of plucky rebels against the evil empire of feminists. It’s also fun when he talks like a comic book character telling us “Your tyranny is coming to an end, you evildoers!” However, I’m bored with him calling everyone a bigot. That routine is old already, so it’s time for some fresh material.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

Oh, he meant GWW?

I’m guessing every MRA is considered a freedom fighter for speaking up against the evil gynocracy.

Cloudiah
Cloudiah
12 years ago

GWW is a freedom fighter in the same sense that those people with firehoses and red trucks are fire fighters.

Pecunium
12 years ago

Quackers: . Ozy’s NSWATM must be like walking into a parallel universe for them or something.

They see it as a fifth column, attempting to convert MRAs to the evils of feminism.

Honest.

zhinxy
zhinxy
12 years ago

“I think in this case AntZ is imagining himself as the Luke Skywalker of the MRM leading a group of plucky rebels against the evil empire of feminists. It’s also fun when he talks like a comic book character telling us “Your tyranny is coming to an end, you evildoers!” However, I’m bored with him calling everyone a bigot. That routine is old already, so it’s time for some fresh material.”

Agreed. For a guy who started out with separate countries for men and women and vr sex, he’s fallen far. HIs delusions of heroism need more color. Stat.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

@Pecunium:

I saw a post (I forget where…some no-namer’s blog, I think) claiming that the GMP was basically a false flag operation aimed at discrediting men’s rights activists, and that the site was run by a feminist was proof of this.

darksidecat
12 years ago

I can only conclude that, in the MRA version of history, the Tardis is handed out selectively to leftist groups, this is the only way to explain:

1) That Marx caused people to become Marxists before he was born.
2) That Lenin ruled a country and made laws a decade after he was dead.
3) That anti-leftist fervor in the US during WWI was a reactionary measure to Stalinism

and, now:

4) That the black panthers were the masterminds behind civil rights leaders who did the bulk of their work before the party existed, and died not even two years after its inception on the other side of the country.

Okay, that last one isn’t 100% Tardis needing, but, come on, considering all of the other evidence, it is the most likely scenario.

Valerie
Valerie
12 years ago

So, let me get this straight, the only time these dudes feel safe is when they’re allowed to put down other people. Making fun of others makes them feel “safe”. What a world they live in.

Sniper
Sniper
12 years ago

The phrase “MRM freedom fighter” is the funniest damn thing I have read all week.

BoggiDWurms
12 years ago

[quote]However, I’m bored with him calling everyone a bigot. That routine is old already, so it’s time for some fresh material.[/quote]

Ironic. Most MRAs are actually bigots. They’re not only very sexist, most are also very racist and transphobic as well.

Suppose a feminist and an MRA were high school students. Who do you think will be more likely to bully their gay classmate until he commits suicide?

I rest my case. MRAs are filth.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

I’d like to know who Antz thinks are the bad apples if he thinks Paul Elam is one of the good ones. Maybe for him, the more moderate ones like Farrell are the bad ones. Up is down, black is white.

BoggiDWurms
12 years ago

“The phrase “MRM freedom fighter” is the funniest damn thing I have read all week.”

If anything it is the feminists who are the freedom fighters. They fight against centuries of harmful values, stereotypes, and prejudices thoroughly ingrained in all of our minds. MRAs just reinforce them. Furthermore, they have the advantage of both history and the ignorance and cruelty of the mainstream population.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

That was great. You should make more of those.

Explore Nature
12 years ago

One of the basic theories of feminism is that men must reserve a part of their lives for women and women must not do any thing for pleasing men.

jumbofish
jumbofish
12 years ago

@explore nature
What the hell are you talking about? O_o

(not that I expect an actual answer knowing your posting habits)

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

I think the word you’re looking for is tenets. Then you’d be less wrong, though that isn’t much of an improvement

Moewicus
Moewicus
12 years ago

I think Explore Nature is gunning for his or her very own Book O’ Larnin’.

Also, I miss the fluffy bunny and the some sort of little dog thing.

BigKitty
BigKitty
12 years ago

@ Explore Nature – Whaaa??? “Feminist theory” does not say jack shit about what men should do. You are delusional. For your own safety, please put the crack pipe down.

captainbathrobe
captainbathrobe
12 years ago

Ironic. Most MRAs are actually bigots. They’re not only very sexist, most are also very racist and transphobic as well.

Suppose a feminist and an MRA were high school students. Who do you think will be more likely to bully their gay classmate until he commits suicide?

I rest my case. MRAs are filth.

I’m no friend of MRAs, but I think you’re laying it on a bit thick here. Making unfounded suppositions about what MRAs might do in a hypothetical situation is neither fair nor helpful. And calling them “filth” is really beyond the pale. Please dial it back a notch.

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

Making unfounded supposition

The Glee post just left page 1, remember?

Bostonian
12 years ago

MRAs regularly downvote anything moderate like, “maybe all women should not be raped and killed”. I’m pretty sure filth is fairly accurate for most MRAs, at least the ones posting on the main sites that we see.

exploreunnature
12 years ago

One of the basic theories of humanism is that humans must reserve a part of their lives for clones and clones must not do any thing for pleasing humans.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
12 years ago

I do think that saying, “MRAs would hypothetically be the ones to drive their gay friend to suicide” is unnecessary though. There’s plenty of horrible stuff that prominent MRAs have actually said, so it’s better to focus on that.

zhinxy
zhinxy
12 years ago

One of the basic theories of bearism is that park picnickers should must reserve a part of their picnic for bears and bears must not do anything for pleasing picnickers.

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