Ladies, your time is up! The sexy robogals are here! Prepare for the end of feminism and the eventual elimination of all women, with the possible exception of some of the really hot ones, so long as they don’t have too many opinions of their own.
Now that I’ve got your attention I should point out that the sexy Robogals aren’t quite here yet. The not-quite-Robogals currently available, as we’ve seen, are a lot more scary than sexy.
But one dude has a much simpler and less horrifying solution: he’s invented a doohickey that will allow horny penis-having people to attach a Fleshlight to their iPads, so they can pretend to be having some sort of sexual relations with images of actual sexy ladies (or sexy anything else, for that matter) on their iPads.
Read more at The Register, which also has a photo of the doohickey at work. (Dude fucking it not pictured.) I really didn’t feel like having that picture here, hence the gif of Maru the cat with his head in a bag.
So you’re saying that geekboys aren’t actually the most put upon people in the world and deeply persecuted by feminists?
And yes, that is misandry.
Also, the movie I just recommended is about (spoilers!) a group of young men dying off one by one after they rape a young woman because one of them wants to break up with her and thinks she’s too clingy, except for the last one, who gets to have her ghost sit on his shoulders for the rest of his life.
And yes, that is also misandry.
Now the question is:
Is misogyny also misandry?
Think on it!
Are cats also misandry? o:
Is pizza?
Is there any food I can eat that isn’t misandry?
On the more immature gaming site I’m on, you can be pretty sure that the guys will call themselves Democrats and liberals, are mostly secular, are strongly pro-gay rights, think “everyone is equal” while finding people who point out racism and misogyny SO ANNOYING, and have the greatest victimisation complex and chip on their shoulder I’ve ever seen.
Can God create misandry so powerful that even He’s discriminated against?
Two misandrys walk into a bar…
Why did misandry cross the road?
lol look at this comment from the reddit thread Ami linked to
See MRAL? it’s actually men sneering at women, not the other way around lol.
I love the “logic” in that thread btw. Girls only like games now because they say its cool!
No asshole. Girls and guys and everyone do geeky things now because suddenly it’s trendy to be a geek. Thank you hipsters and Big Bang Theory. I was made fun of for watching Pokemon in highschool, and now everyone likes Pokemon.
@AndersH
really?? what was it about anyway? was it as horrible the MRAs said it would be?
I would like to suggest that our friend Maru, whose cute little tail is waving in the gif above, is guilty of misandry. His owner is a man, and you can see how the poor guy has been enslaved by Maru’s demands for playtime, boxes to climb in, and internet fame. Clearly Maru would never treat a female owner like that because the power of feminism has taught him that as a boy cat he is disposable, but with a male owner, well then it’s open season. Hence, Maru is a misandrist.
I bet he spits at beta males too.
if you eat a rooster it is misandry because you’re eating a cock…….wait nevermind -_-
@Quackers I also love the idea that the girls who make fun of guys for liking video games must also be the same ones who play video games -_o They like to do this a lot, like lumping traditionalists and feminists together “WOMEN WANT ME TO PAY FOR DATES, AND ALSO WOMEN TELL ME THEY DON’T WANT ME TO!!! WOMEN NEED TO MAKE UP THEIR MINDS!”
wow, some women don’t like video games, and others do… women as a hivemind sure are hypocritical xD
And yes, that’s misandry.
Also cats.
If you get misandry to say its name backwards (yrdnasim), it goes back to its home dimension.
Cooking is also misandry. This evening I made dinner and did not offer to share it with any men. This is clearly reflective of my hypergamous and misandrous attitude in general – I was abusing all my male neighbors by not offering to make them dinner too, or give them blowjobs.
And yes, that’s misandry.
Misandry is so powerful it wrestled an alligator, tussled with a whale, murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick. Misandry is so mean it makes medicine sick.
Misandry once defeated Deep Blue at chess, checkers and backgammon all at the same time.
Well Ami you see it’s because women are all the same and all we care about it making fun of betas, only doing things because they’re cool and texting! so much texting!!!!!1
Women having individual personalities is misandry.
Women doing sexual things that the men they’re with beg them to do? Also misandry.
Kittens are clearly misandry. Also hedgehogs.
Slasher movies are misandry because the Final Girl usually survives. Only when every single woman in every horror movie dies will equality have been achieved.
If you disagree with this, that’s misandry.
Kittens are clearly misandry. Also hedgehogs.
http://www.quizmoz.com/images/mkuserimages/amymain_12011.jpg
Especially Amy Rose 😀
hedgehogs ARE misandry ok? Sonic clearly has an alpha personality, which takes all the the HB10s away from betas like Tails
ok Ami that is freaky because I swear I posted my Sonic comment before I saw your pic XD
Physically overpowering someone can be an awful lot of fun. But I think MRAL may not have noticed the “bondage” art of BDSM. Sure, okay, some people I might top are stronger than me. Are they stronger than the ropes and the cuffs?
Which is exactly why we have safewords. Because consent shouldn’t be about force. Being able to throw someone off you shouldn’t be the measure of whether your “no” counts. And overpowering your partner shouldn’t be what you think of when you wonder how to stop.
We have words. We use words. Words are good.
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Polar bears are misandry
I’m bi and sub with men but a switch with women. SO I WILL ONLY DOMINATE WOMEN.
I would also like to marry Monica Bellucci even though she is already married (and nearly 20 years my senior). Oh, Monica.
And yes, this does make me a misandrist.