Ladies, your time is up! The sexy robogals are here! Prepare for the end of feminism and the eventual elimination of all women, with the possible exception of some of the really hot ones, so long as they don’t have too many opinions of their own.
Now that I’ve got your attention I should point out that the sexy Robogals aren’t quite here yet. The not-quite-Robogals currently available, as we’ve seen, are a lot more scary than sexy.
But one dude has a much simpler and less horrifying solution: he’s invented a doohickey that will allow horny penis-having people to attach a Fleshlight to their iPads, so they can pretend to be having some sort of sexual relations with images of actual sexy ladies (or sexy anything else, for that matter) on their iPads.
Read more at The Register, which also has a photo of the doohickey at work. (Dude fucking it not pictured.) I really didn’t feel like having that picture here, hence the gif of Maru the cat with his head in a bag.
I love Thandie Newton.
wtf
I would be very happy to ride this guy like a pretty pony.
(Skip forward to 2:17 minutes in for decent light and a clear view)
Yes, it makes me misandrist.
(Because I think he looks hotter with long hair.)
(And yes, this movie is absolutely terrible, and the only reason I watched it was because of the aformentioned hotness. Is there no end to my misandry?)
You guys, my cat is more affectionate to me than she is to my friend, even though he’s over at my apartment all the time. I’m worried that she may be misandrist. Should I take corrective measures?
I don’t like the colour blue. This makes me a masandrist.
Also, my friend isn’t very tall. I think my cat may be hypergamous too.
Yes. Otherwise you are hurting all men, including (especially) MRAL.
But of course. Might I suggest lowering your cat’s sense of female entitlement with a well-played neg?
More on the misandric cat front: I have two cats, a lady cat and a man cat. Guess which one steals food from the other?
Perhaps this is why feminists love cats so much.
Also, my lady cat is getting to be quite fat as she ages, just like human women do when they want to annoy men.
@Snowy
I grew up in Southern Africa. Thandie Newton is pretty but, in an African context, she is somewhat generically pretty, so I grew up around a lot of girls that were similar to her in looks
@Snowy
And yes, that is misandrist of you
So I’m back from my movie, I swear part of it was based on Meller lol
*some very minor spoilers*
the villain Mary Shaw has all these ventriloquist dummies and dolls whom she loves very much, and her goal is to create the perfect doll. Sound like someone we know who collects dolls and goes on about what he thinks makes the perfect woman? lol.
I wont spoil the story, it wasn’t really scary but the atmosphere and scenery is spot on in what I personally like in horror movies. Victorian mixed with a gothic macabre feel. An oldschool type of ghost story.
I also enjoyed Dead Silence. Was surprised it was by the Saw guys. Gross. At this point, just the thought of the Saw franchise puts a bad taste in my mouth. Saw and Star Wars, the definition the phrase “whoring out.”
@Ami
I think like all bigoted, privileged assholes, they’re just pissed that feminists have any say in their spaces or even in society. It’s the same with the assholes ranting about the “gay agenda” so suddenly because it’s not acceptable to beat the shit out of LGBT’s or society allows them ONE DAY to celebrate their right to celebrate their relationship like heteros do every other day of the year, suddenly there’s an “agenda”
When women aren’t locked in the home or LGBTs aren’t suppressing their sexuality suddenly we’ve gone to far! won’t somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE HETERO WHITE MENZ?!
But yeah, if they’d stop trolling feminist blogs and actually talk to real people they’d notice that everything is typical status quo as they like it. Rape victims are blamed or disbelieved, sluts are shamed, and hetero white men are the default human beings. Everyone else is a special interest group. Fucking MRAs can’t even name any actual feminists who AREN’T bloggers or dead or have major power over anything.
Also a dude can say something misogynist pretty much anywhere on the internet and not get called out on it, but the fact that the one space, like a feminist blog, does not allow it, that really eats him up inside. He can’t stand not having power even if it’s in one small online space. And how many times are feminists blogs trolled by MRAs, dudebros, garden variety misogynists and so on? these guys can’t stand that we dare discuss things where they don’t have number one say in everything.
It’s hilarious when they do notice it too XD Like when Kotaku wrote a piece against sexism in gaming and (of course) the comments were filled with angry, defensive, misogynist fanboys, the r/MR guys were like “wow did you see the comments, fanboys FINALLY are speaking out against those entitled feminists!” xD
and to add to my previous post, its not that feminists are against men’s rights issues being discussed, its that they always try to co-opt the conversation or derail or just start talking about their issues in the middle of a discussion about another feminist topic and they often do it in a belligerent tone. Its damn rude.
Put it this way, say a group of friends are having a discussion about one of their friend’s problem. They are trying to find a solution to said friend’s problem. Then all of a sudden someone they don’t really know waltzes into that convo and is all “well what about MY problem? It’s just as important if not MORE important than your friend’s” then suddenly the whole conversation is soured and the friend they were originally talking about didn’t even get their problem solved because of this new jerk who rudely made it all about themselves and ruined the conversation. That’s exactly what it’s like when trolls derail.
and yeah it surprised me too that it was done by the Saw guys…totally different type of horror. I don’t even remember when I stopped watching Saw, after the 3rd I think. But really MRAL why are you here? take a break man. Go watch a non-Saw horror movie or something.
Kotaku did that? Haha, that’s like Scott Adams telling MRAs they shouldn’t be that sexist. XD
What really gets me about Men’s Rights is that they don’t understand how fundamentally their movement exists due to feminism – and not in the sense that feminism has put men on the defensive and they’re the last stalwart defenders, but that the goals they claim to hold for men’s rights only exist due to feminist activism which by pointing out that women are human, also implied that men are.
There are of course lots of people working in an honest way to improve the lot of men and expand the field of inquiry to masculinity, men and how social and legal expectations affect them, but those are usually more or less direct offspring of feminist fields, such as masculinity studies within gender studies. What gives MRAs their distinct character is, as we all know, their deeply held conviction that women are all bitches, not caring for men.
@Ami
Finally speaking out against feminists? Holy fuck that’s dumb. Anywhere on the net that isn’t a feminist space, if a woman dares point out something is sexist she is flooded by either angry men or the typical “lawlz its just a joke durrr” type of guys. Yeah. The whole internet is just overrun by feminists and their iron fist of matriarchy *eyeroll* ESPECIALLY on gaming websites.
Funny, you’d think MRAL would like Saw. Maybe the proportion of women brutally killed compared to men isn’t high enough for his liking? I’ve been a bit meh about horror movies for the last few years, there have been too many that have been too similar. I did like this one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Orphanage_(2007_film)
The sexist dude compulsion to invade feminist spaces just because the idea of a space in which they’re not centered irks them is kind of funny. But pathetic too. In terms of fanboy meltdowns, those are always hilarious. You can predict exactly how they’re going to play out, from the offended howls of outrage to the defensive snarkiness about how SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO SENSITIVE ABOUT THINGS LIKE PEDOPHILIA AND RAPE, and the one woman who really wants everyone to know that she’s cool, not like the other girls, she’s far too hardcore to be so easily offended.
@Quackers, they must be so sad that the mainstream aren’t that well-educated about the Nordic countries, since then they’d have plenty of examples from the land of “state feminism.” Heck, the new leader of our largest party (Swedish) had to state unequivocally in his acceptance speech that he was a feminist.
Of course, as we saw last year, that can lead to attacks from people who hate us for our freedom 🙁
oh man I pity those girls. I see them on about sexist jokes too “teehee you’re right women are all crazy on their periods at least I can take a joke and admit the truth teehee see guys I’m cool loooove meeeeeeee!”
Maybe they’re crazy on their periods, so they can speak for themselves and not for the rest of us. When I’m on mine I’m too damn tired to be crazy and sleep a lot.
I saw The Orphanage, it was creepy. It was awhile ago though I’ll have to watch it again to refresh my memory. The villain was female in that one too so MRAL will dig that.
@AndersH
Oh Sweden is on the MRA shit list. They think everyone there is SCUM manifesto loving manhaters based on a stupid play some college students put on about SCUM. Meanwhile Sweden has one of the highest standards of living and I don’t think it only includes the women.
Recently I’ve really been digging horror movies with children. The Grudge was another one, and although it wasn’t a horror movie Pan’s Labyrinth delved into similar territory a little.
This was an interesting one too (no kids in this one, though).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shutter_(2004_film)
http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/g6n1r/a_kotaku_article_on_being_a_woman_gamer_garners/
A Kotaku article on being a woman gamer garners some interesting comments: Guys are starting to call bullshit to female entitlement/expectations even in the face of being called misogynists. (kotaku.com)
submitted 10 months ago by XFDRaven
They’re STARTING to xD And omfg, men are trolling women gamers/geeks EVEN IN THE FACE OF BEING CALLED MISOGYNISTS! e_e Boy, if that was a shield from being trolled, it’s certainly been a pretty crummy one.
And to what you said Rutee, besides that one above there’s also:
http://kotaku.com/5868595/nerds-and-male-privilege
recently… and of course the MRAs ranted about that too e_e
(as I suspect we’re about to get some rants from our own trolls xD )
@Quackers, though I don’t know about the cast, I wouldn’t call the theatre a “college theatre” by any means, and apparently it was pretty good (I translated a couple of reviews of it from the local newspapers on a comments thread here)!