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There’s an app for that! By “that” I mean “penis.” And by “app” I mean a doohickey to attach a Fleshlight to your iPad.

Maru the cat wants none of this.

Ladies, your time is up! The sexy robogals are here! Prepare for the end of feminism and the eventual elimination of all women, with the possible exception of some of the really hot ones, so long as they don’t have too many opinions of their own.

Now that I’ve got your attention I should point out that the sexy Robogals aren’t quite here yet. The not-quite-Robogals currently available, as we’ve seen, are a lot more scary than sexy.

But one dude has a much simpler and less horrifying solution: he’s invented a doohickey that will allow horny penis-having people to attach a Fleshlight to their iPads, so they can pretend to be having some sort of sexual relations with images of actual sexy ladies (or sexy anything else, for that matter) on their iPads.

Read more at The Register, which also has a photo of the doohickey at work. (Dude fucking it not pictured.) I really didn’t feel like having that picture here, hence the gif of Maru the cat with his head in a bag.

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Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

Yeah…maybe Boggi should read my long ass post :/

I really don’t get antifeminism because where is feminism so blatantly shoved in our faces? women’s studies classes? feminist blogs that you have to search out? I mean come on. How often to the majority of people spend thinking about feminism? how often is it mentioned in the news? In all my years on Facebook, not one person had a discussion about it except one douche who is an arrogant player type with MRA tendencies (since deleted)

Honestly, unless you yourself are a feminist or an antifeminist/MRA no one even gives a shit. That’s how much 3rd wave feminism has impact on society these days.

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

For instance, is it really true that men receive 40% greater sentencing than women?

No, it isn’t. Men receive roughly 10% more harsh sentences than women, as a group, for violent offenses. And those harsher sentences come from sexist judges.

Fun bit of legal theory for you: Severity of a sentence correlates with the severity of the crime, and the responsibility the defendant bears for committing that crime. That’s why premed is always more severe than negligence. Guess why sexist judges give somewhat smaller sentences to violent women now.

Also when MRAs bring that up they still neglect to mention that statistically men do commit more crime.

True but irrelevant from a statistical perspective.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
12 years ago

Oh, “The Amazing Atheist” is that guy? What a grade-A choad.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

another thing that bugs me about those arguments:

Circumcision? not created by women. It is a religious male thing, so why are they complaining to feminists when they should be talking up their grievances with the religions that enforce it?

Military services? again, not created by women. Women are barred from fighting in combat by men who run the military and government. Complain to them, not feminists. And feminists have made strides in the military. There are a hell of a lot more women there now than there was 50 years ago. Since I doubt selective service is gonna go away anytime soon, give it some more time and MRAs will be jizzing themselves over the fact that women are dying in combat alongside men.

Also he didn’t mention it but prison rape, a lot of men make prison rape jokes. A lot of men think it’s funny. Stop blaming feminism.

So essentially these are legitimate grievances, but MRAs and antifeminists are blaming the wrong fucking people.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

In other words, women are at fault no matter what they do. Hooray for mainstream sexism where the blame is always at women’s feet!

Yep pretty much. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t with these assholes.

Anyway I’m going to watch a movie now. Dead Silent. Hope its good. MRAs will be happy to know the villain is a woman.

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

Also he didn’t mention it but prison rape, a lot of men make prison rape jokes. A lot of men think it’s funny. Stop blaming feminism.

Also, stop pretending women don’t get raped in prison. It’s not like that’s the one part of society where women stop getting raped.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant | January 28, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Cassandra, you said you were like 5’2. That’s a fucking laugh. I hope you realize that these men only agree to do any of that shit because it turns them on, and that if you even for a second crossed the line they would sit up and contemptuously dump your weak-ass ladyframe to the side.

And yes, it does make you misandrist.

MRAL, why do you hate yourself? I thought being here emotionally hurt you? xD Or is that another “woe is me” lie like Rutee called it at the time? xD

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

And MRAL, why do you tell her to “realize” stuff. How do YOU know so much about what motivates men and women all of a sudden? xD You can barely figure out what you want, and you already admitted to me you have no idea what women think or what our lives are like. Suddenly you’re the expert? xD

Besides, previously you think men are begging for even the slightest attention of women… now Cassandra should be lucky that anybody tolerates her? xD What happened to her amazing female privilege?

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Does MRAL even pretend to know what he’s mad about nemore? xD

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

I do have to wonder though… MRAL, what exactly do you hate about Cassandra so much? xD I’m curious 😀 You seem really obsessive about her…

maybe it’s not hate o_o

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

So does MRAL still read every thread obsessively? o:

We should test this out….

Cassandra needs to post something about her life that would infuriate MRAL in various threads and see when he explodes :3

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

@Quackers I think it works like tacit consent. A lot of these ppl seem to believe feminism is all powerful, so if we WANTED to fix something, or wanted something to not exist… it wouldn’t… so the fact that the gendered draft is still on the books proves that feminism tacitly wants it… same with prison rape… and everything else really… the entire society is as feminism wants it to be, b/c if feminism didn’t, then things would be changed…

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

I don’t get it though. What exactly is supposed to be misandric? The fact that she’s 5’2″? Or is it that she turns them on? I mean, that post made no logical sense! Not so much a word salad but definitely a thought salad

BoggiDWurms
12 years ago

“I do have to wonder though… MRAL, what exactly do you hate about Cassandra so much? xD I’m curious You seem really obsessive about her…

maybe it’s not hate o_o”

HE’S IN LOVE!

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Quackers | January 28, 2012 at 11:44 pm

Yeah…maybe Boggi should read my long ass post :/

I really don’t get antifeminism because where is feminism so blatantly shoved in our faces? women’s studies classes? feminist blogs that you have to search out?

That’s the thing… -_- They seem to have this idea that feminism is EVERYWHERE when… really… it’s not… I mean I WISH it was… xD but it’s not… but it’s a combination of confirmation bias (whenever they see an article about a feminist concern they remember it clearly and don’t notice much else) and…

it’s similar to Michael Coren and NWO and transsexuality… they INSIST that the medical establishment loves trans ppl and loves promoting being trans.. in fact they say that psychs and doctor’s encourage this… and plant the idea in our heads…

I’ve told both of them about the gate keeping I’ve run into and that I had to go around the psychs completely to get my own hormones b/c they wouldn’t let me, and were completely transphobic… and it’s not like that’s unique… but it doesn’t matter, b/c the fact that I GOT hormones, the fact that I’m allowed to EXIST, is proof to them society bends over backwards for us… it’s proof that society ENCOURAGES trans ppl b/c the default should be that we get wiped out…

in the same way, that feminism has ANY sort of existence in society, that there ARE feminist blogs, means that feminism is too powerful, and society loves feminism, b/c otherwise, there should be no tolerance at all…. 5 feminist blogs or 50 feminist blogs are too many for a “rational” society to tolerate basically >_>

Also, as I keep pointing out to MRAL and the other trolls that whine about how the internet censors them and how they talk about “privilege” as this thing that all of society accepts and uses against them… stop reading feminist blogs -_- or trying to post in them… if you get AWAY from those spaces, the whole of society pretty much supports what you believe… your sexist ideas of women… your hatred of golddiggers… slut shaming… ideas of women being superficial, cruel, controlling, etc… it’s ALL OUT THERE IN SOCIETY xD It’s in newspapers and magazines and video games and movies… and nobody tells you to check your privilege on your job, or in the grocery store… it’s just in feminist spaces online, and you do NOT need to have to post in them xD If your complaint is “MY VOICE DOES NOT GET TREATED AS EXPERTISE IN A HANDFUL OF INTERNET SITES AS I BELIEVE IT DESERVES TO BE” then… I can’t help you… xD

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

@Shadow MRAL uses “misandric” the way he believes women use “creep” xD

CassandraSays
12 years ago

@ Quackers

Yeah, that’s pretty much what makes me roll my eyes at most anti-feminists. Does society hurt men in some ways? Absolutely. Is feminism responsible for those ways? Um, no. I don’t think the people who invented the concept of the draft were feminists. Prison rape? Yeah, I’m pretty sure that feminists don’t have much to do with that particular problem.

@ Ami

I accept your challenge. Doesn’t even have to be about my life, really, I don’t think. Posting random pics of male celebrities I find hot would probably do the trick. At least a couple of people here have similar tastes, right? If it won’t bore everyone else to death I will be happy to do that.

lowquacks
lowquacks
12 years ago

I’ve no objections to “people CassandraSays thinks are hot” as a derail topic.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

OK, let’s test lowquacks theory from earlier…

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/monica-bellucci-15.jpg

Hottest working actress today, in my opinion. Please note that she has large breasts and dark hair, but she is neither pale nor young. or particularly thin.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

Or this lady. Not only does she not have particularly big boobs, she’s not even white! And I think she’s gorgeous. Do others agree, and if so will this enrage MRAL since he isn’t attracted to black women?

http://0.tqn.com/d/beauty/1/0/p/y/Thandie_Newton.jpg

lowquacks
lowquacks
12 years ago

@CassandraSays

Do others agree, and if so will this enrage MRAL since he isn’t attracted to black women?

http://0.tqn.com/d/beauty/1/0/p/y/Thandie_Newton.jpg

I can see that’s she very pretty, but she’s not really my type.

MRAL, am I being entitled?

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

@Ami

Honestly, it seems like he thinks it’s supposed to be used as a signoff. Which actually sounds kinda fun!

And yes, it does make you misandrist

@CassandraSays
I had a huge crush on Monica Belluci when I was a teen, and she has a shit ton of years on me so I guess my ass just got omegaed or something. Thandie Newton is pretty, but she has a kind of generic mixed African look to her, so I feel like I’ve seen a lot of women that were pretty in that particular manner before. I guess it’s similar to the Russell Brand thing for you.

And yes, it does make you misandrist

@lowquacks

As a man, you can’t ever be entitled because of the suffering you face at the hands of elitist bitches that look down on you because of your male disposability #$%@!!$!!!!##! *BLEEEEEEEEP*

And yes, it does make you misandrist

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

And yes, it does make you misandrist

PEACE AND FREEDOM

I’m off, enjoy your hate!

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Love <3 Ashley

CassandraSays
12 years ago

I’m drinking herbal tea right now. Yes, it does make me misandrist.

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